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Two Cents: We See Scary Movies
A horror podcast with a twist—every month, we tackle a new theme! From summer slashers to haunted houses, creepy kids to killer dolls, we dive deep into the frights, tropes, and absurdities of horror. Expect scene breakdowns, wild reactions, and plenty of opinions as we give our two cents on what makes these movies scream-worthy (or just scream-worthy bad). New episodes every Tuesday—join us for a terrifyingly good time!
Episodes
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesPilgrim (2019) | Gratitude, Taken Way Too Far
Anna wanted a more thankful family for Thanksgiving. What she got was two pilgrim reenactors who moved in, would not break character, would not take a hint…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Faculty (1998) | The Ear, Not the Rear
Herrington High has a problem, and for once it isn't the budget. The teachers are drinking water like it's their job, the coach is standing in the sprinklers…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesSlither (2006) Review | Alien Slugs & a Mr. Pibb Meltdown
Alien parasites are taking over town, your husband is growing tentacles, and the mayor would like everyone to focus on the real emergency: nobody packed his…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesLet Me In (2010) | Vampire Love, Bullies & One Very Questionable Relationship
Owen is lonely, bullied, ignored at home, and desperate for someone who actually understands him. Then Abby moves in next door. She’s his age. She only comes…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThere’s Something Wrong with the Children (2023) | Creepy Kids, Bug People & a Glowing Pit
Something is definitely wrong with the children. For our Who’s Kids Are These?! theme, Talon and Christopher take on There’s Something Wrong with the Children…
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Deadly Friend | Robot Grief, Bad Science, and One Very Angry Basketball
This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, we wrap up our Wired to Kill theme with Deadly Friend, Wes Craven’s 1986 sci-fi horror movie about a teenage…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesChopping Mall (1986) | Killer Robots, Furniture-Store Foreplay & Absolutely No Shopping
Welcome to Park Plaza Mall, where the security robots are fully armed, extremely polite, and absolutely terrible at de-escalation. This week, Talon and…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesChildren of the Corn (1984) | Dead-Eyed Kids, Golf Bags & the Maiziah
Welcome to Gatlin, Nebraska: population children, occupation murder, religion complicated. This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesSummer of ’84 (2018) | Small Towns, Big Suspicions
We’re kicking off our Red, White, and Screwed theme with Summer of ’84, a slow-burn suburban horror mystery full of bike rides, neighborhood stakeouts…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesTucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) | A Real Doozy of a Body Count
This week on Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, we wrap up Grave Humor Month with Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, a movie where two perfectly decent hillbillies buy a…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Babysitter (2017) | Puberty Is Hard, But Satanic Cults Are Worse
This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher kick off Grave Humor Month with The Babysitter (2017), a Netflix horror comedy that asks the…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Ruins — One Map, One Stranger, Zero Survival Instincts
Spring Break, Broken Bodies continues, and we're trading prehistoric fish for something arguably worse — plants with a personal vendetta. This week…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesPiranha 3D (2010) | Spring Break, Bad Decisions, and a Lake Full of Teeth
In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher review Piranha 3D (2010), the wild spring break horror movie packed with killer fish…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Night of Something Strange — We Are So Sorry | Horror Movie Review
***LISTENER WARNING IS ADVISED***This month's theme is You Make Me Sick — movies about disease, infection, and things that crawl under your skin. And then…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Bay (2012) | The Found Footage Parasite Horror That Feels Uncomfortably Real
Talon and Dan break down The Bay (2012), a found footage eco-horror about pollution, parasites, and a Fourth of July outbreak that wipes out an entire town. As…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesAll the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) | When Popularity Turns Deadly
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) is a slow-burn slasher that trades jump scares for obsession, jealousy, and quiet menace. Set within a tight circle of…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesCherry Falls (2000) | When Being a Virgin Gets You Killed
Season 2 of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies is officially back, and we’re kicking things off with Cherry Falls (2000) — the first entry in this month’s theme…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesSeason 2 of our horror movie podcast is officially on the way.
But there are changes coming...Dan will appear in the first two months of episodes, and then Christopher steps in as the new co-host moving forward. Schedules…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesBonus Teaser: Dan’s Mini-Movie Review – The Sadness (2021)
This is a short teaser for something new coming to Two Cents: We See Scary Movies. Dan’s Mini-Movie Reviews is a bonus series featuring quick, spoiler-free…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe House of the Devil (2009) – $400 for a Night of Hell
Four hundred bucks for one night of babysitting? Sounds easy — until you realize the kid is imaginary and the family worships Satan. In this episode, Talon and…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesNight of the Demons – The One Where Lipstick Meets the Afterlife
This week on Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan head to Hull House for a Halloween party that’s less “trick or treat” and more “summon the damned.”…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesHaunt (2019) – The Halloween House You Should’ve Stayed Out Of | Two Cents: We See Scary Movies
It’s October, and this month’s theme is Not Just Another Halloween Movie — because not every Halloween scare comes from Michael Myers. Talon and Dan dive into…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesMurder Party (2007) – Pumpkin Bread, Pretentious Artists, and the Perils of Showing Up
It’s Halloween night in Brooklyn, and one lonely guy with a cardboard knight costume and a bowl of candy corn decides to attend a “Murder Party.” What could…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Deep House (2021) – When Your Haunted House Comes With a Side of Drowning | Two Cents Podcast
This week, Talon and Dan dive headfirst into The Deep House (2021)—because a haunted house wasn’t terrifying enough until someone decided to sink it…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesLeviathan (1989) – Underwater Nightmares & Corporate Bullshit | Two Cents: We See Scary Movies
Deep beneath the ocean, a Russian wreck, some “totally safe” vodka, and one hell of a fishy genetic experiment turn a mining crew’s last week into a nightmare…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Black Demon (2023) – Killer Shark, Ancient Curse, and a Movie That Made Talon Dumb | Two Cents Podcast
This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan take on The Black Demon (2023)—a shark horror film with an ancient curse, oil rigs, and a plot so…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesShark Night (2011) – Sharks, Snuff Films, and the Worst Vacation Ever | Two Cents Horror Podcast
This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan dive headfirst into Shark Night (2011) — a movie that proves sharks aren’t the only predators in the…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesVillains (2019) Movie Review | Dark Comedy Meets Home Invasion Horror
In this episode of Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan take a wild ride into Villains (2019), a dark comedy horror that blends twisted humor with home…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesHe’s Out There (2018) – When Tea Parties Turn into Torture: Home Invasion Gets Personal
On this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan tackle He’s Out There (2018), a home invasion horror that… well, had potential. Set in a…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesYou’re Next (2011) – Family Reunions, Crossbows, and a Killer Dinner Conversation | Horror Movie Review
In this episode of Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan dig into You’re Next (2011), the home invasion slasher where a tense family reunion turns into…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Rental – Airbn-Deadly: Spying Showers, Secret Rooms, and a Hammer to the Head
It’s the first full-length episode of our new theme Home is Where the Horror Is — and we’re kicking it off with 2020’s The Rental, where the only thing more…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesBonus: Home Invasion – The Quiet Ones Bite Back
Two intruders. One sleeping girl. It’s the classic home invasion setup—until everything flips. In this bonus short episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesNo Escape / Follow Me – When Influencing Turns Deadly
In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan dive into the social media-fueled nightmare that is No Escape (also known as Follow Me). When…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesSissy (2022) – Dead Friend Energy, Pink Hair, and Delusions of Influence
Welcome to Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, the podcast where horror meets hot takes and trauma comes with glitter. This week, Talon and Dan dive headfirst into…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesDeadstream – Cancel Culture, Haunted Houses, and the Worst Livestream Ever?
In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, we dive headfirst into the chaos of Deadstream (2022), a found-footage horror-comedy that turns…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesNew Year, New You – Wellness Wounds, Social Masks, and Slay-Queen Psychos
Danielle’s brand is all about wellness and positivity—but when her old high school friends come knocking, so do the skeletons in her influencer closet. This…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesExhibit A – Dad’s Breaking Point Caught on Tape
In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan dive into Exhibit A (2007), a chilling found-footage drama that slowly unravels the…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Stepfather – Father Knows Best… Until He Doesn’t
What’s more terrifying than a killer dad? A killer dad who thinks he’s the perfect one. This week, we’re diving into The Stepfather (1987), where suburban…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Clovehitch Killer – Dad’s Got Secrets, and They’re Buried Deep
This week, we’re diving into The Clovehitch Killer (2018), a slow-burn psychological thriller about a teenage boy who starts to suspect that his all-American…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesFrailty – Dads, Demons, and the God Pipe
This week, we're kicking off our June theme, Dads Are Deadly, with Frailty (2001)—a twisted tale of faith, family, and a whole lot of murder. Is Dad a…
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Fever Lake (1997) Pt 2– The Curse Continues… Barely
We’re back with Part 2 of our Fever Lake breakdown, because one episode simply wasn’t enough to capture the full ridiculousness of this straight-to-video…
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Fever Lake (1997) – Cursed Waters and Career Regrets (Part 1)
It’s another trip to the lake… and this one might make Lake of Death look like a masterpiece. In Part 1 of our Fever Lake breakdown, Talon and Dan wade into…
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Lake of Death (2019) – Grief, Guilt, and a Whole Lot of Weird Sibling Vibes
This week, we explore Lake of Death (2019), a Norwegian horror film steeped in atmosphere, grief, and a sibling relationship that had us raising our eyebrows…
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Eden Lake – A Romantic Getaway… Straight to Hell
In this week’s episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan head to the English countryside for a weekend retreat that turns into an all-out…
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Lake Mungo (2008) – Grief, Ghosts, and the Girl in the Footage
This week we wade into Lake Mungo (2008), a somber Australian mockumentary that technically has a ghost, but mostly just wants to bum you out. When 16-year-old…
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Bonus Episode: The Raft – Stephen King’s Lake Nightmare
Surprise! With five Tuesdays this April, we’re dropping a bonus episode—Stephen King’s “The Raft.” Join Talon (who’d suspect even a puddle is haunted) and Dan…
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Making Monsters (2019) – Pranks, Parasocial Creeps, and Pure Panic
This week, we dive into Making Monsters (2019), a found-footage horror flick that mixes influencer culture with a seriously sinister weekend getaway. When a…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesThe Burning (1981) – Camp Counselors, Cropsey, and Questionable Choices
Summer camp is supposed to be fun—unless you're in a horror movie from the '80s. This week, we take a deep dive into The Burning (1981), a slasher flick with a…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesApril Fool’s Day (1986) – The Ultimate Prank or the Ultimate Letdown?
It’s no joke—we’re kicking off Two Cents: We See Scary Movies with a film that’s all about pranks gone wrong… or are they? Join Dan and Talon as they dive into…
Two Cents: We See Scary MoviesJune 9 (2008) – Found Footage, Small-Town Secrets, and Endless Annoying Teenagers
This week on Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Dan suffer through June 9 (2008), a found footage film that takes “slow burn” to a whole new…