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The Read

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Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the…

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The Read
Harlem Hometrotter
Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Sep 25, 2025·2h 1m
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Baby Dramatics
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't…
Sep 18, 2025·2h 16m
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Diary of a Mad White Man
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got…
Sep 11, 2025·2h 21m
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Janet's Third Album
Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com…
Sep 4, 2025·2h 19m
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The Other Proposal
Caping for corny men... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 28, 2025·1h 55m
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Behind My Salad
Kicking mama to the curb... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 21, 2025·2h
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When Dogs Cry
Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Aug 14, 2025·2h 20m
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Half On A Baby
Laughing to keep from punching... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 7, 2025·1h 58m
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Making Contact
Watching movies and TV... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Jul 31, 2025·2h 8m
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20-ish Questions!
Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread…
Jul 25, 2025·1h 20m
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A 90s Kinda Drunk
Acting a foo-foo over Labubus from my boo-boo... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Jul 17, 2025·2h 8m
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Big Beautiful Bereavement
Crying with the damn Kingdom again... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Jul 10, 2025·1h 58m
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Hover Car
Shaking our heads at the "justice" system... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Jul 3, 2025·2h 15m
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Can Of Oil
Sending your man his location... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Jun 26, 2025·2h 3m
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The Last Straw
ignoring 100 text messages... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Jun 19, 2025·1h 51m
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If You Bark Into The Future
Watching ancient television shows with grannies... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Jun 12, 2025·2h 2m
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All Dogs Go To Heaven
My man told me not to... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Jun 5, 2025·2h 2m
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There's Money In The T-Shirt Stand
your baby daddy needs to be re-raised. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
May 29, 2025·2h
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This Man Is Not A Home
You lost me... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
May 22, 2025·1h 46m
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Forever Hold Your Peace
There was no DNA on the shank... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
May 15, 2025·1h
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Dying To Speak
Laura, shut up for two seconds... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
May 8, 2025·2h 4m
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Boots To The Ground
Beyoncé season begins again... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
May 1, 2025·1h 53m
The Read
The Matriarch (Feat. Ms. Tina Knowles)
**Spoiler Alert** 6:00 - 1:01:00 contains spoilers to the movie Sinners! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
Apr 24, 2025·2h 7m
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Feeling Myself
Should have just said it was Susie... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Apr 17, 2025·1h 57m
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Million Dollar Eggs
Cutting off white boys... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Apr 10, 2025·1h 41m
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Baby, This Ain't It...
Kid Rock look like he work in Times Square. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Apr 3, 2025·1h 23m
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Tears For The Kingdom
And I meant it... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
Mar 27, 2025·2h 10m
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Minute Memories...?
Why do I keep making up new shit that I have to title? I'm terrible at creating titles! SMFH. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury…
Mar 20, 2025·1h 47m
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No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full.
Dealing with rebellious dog vomit... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Mar 13, 2025·2h 10m
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The Nigrohs
All of you Tom Joyner Cruise niggas need to go ahead and shut up. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Mar 7, 2025·1h 27m
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Generosity (Feat. Durand Bernarr)
The mega-talented and Grammy nominated, Durand Bernarr, joins us this week to discuss his new album, BLOOM. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury…
Feb 27, 2025·1h 18m
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Mailbag Classics
More classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Feb 20, 2025·1h 32m
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12th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
Thank you to all the fans for the love and support Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Feb 20, 2025·1h 46m
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Don't Hate The Player
I will hate more. I will hate harder. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Feb 13, 2025·1h 24m
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The Puppy Bowl
Happy blackity black month Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Feb 6, 2025·2h
The Read
Mailbag Classics
Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Feb 3, 2025·1h 24m
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LA Hitness
Let these straight n---as be gay, sis. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Jan 23, 2025·1h 40m
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The Wedding Snatchers
No, he didn't... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
Jan 16, 2025·1h 18m
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The Bowl Saves
Blue Ivy's concert saved us... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Jan 9, 2025·1h 54m
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Best Of 2024 Pt. II
We want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support…
Jan 2, 2025·2h 8m
The Read
Best Of 2024
Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread…
Dec 26, 2024·2h 50m
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With Friends Like These...
oi, mate! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
Dec 19, 2024·1h 50m
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Ain't That A Pitch?!
I thought it was a good idea... "trigger warning for talk on suicide at 53:00" Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
Dec 13, 2024·2h
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Green & Black
That's it. That's all. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Dec 5, 2024·1h 49m
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Mailbag Classics
Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
Nov 28, 2024·1h 20m
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Like A Hood Neighbor...
A war for info... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
Nov 21, 2024·1h 44m
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No Parking
Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Nov 14, 2024·1h 44m
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Flop Nation
Fight me. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
Nov 7, 2024·1h 15m
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So Once Again, The Day Is Saved...
...BY WHOM?!?!?! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
Oct 31, 2024·1h 40m
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Letting A Lesbian Go
Please don't speak to me or my dog,,, Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Oct 24, 2024·2h 5m
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Silence of a Lamb
It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Oct 17, 2024·2h 3m
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Got Myself A Kiki
Roaches are the last damn straw... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Oct 11, 2024·1h 37m
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The Contaminate
How to die alone... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Oct 3, 2024·1h 50m
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Make White People Afraid Again
Janet, that's the way hate goes... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Sep 26, 2024·1h 48m
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Law & Order Intro Sound
Watching the VMAs with my old ass... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Sep 19, 2024·1h 59m
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Bring Back Shame
Building a bridge out of cash and money... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
Sep 12, 2024·1h 47m
The Read
Community Fabric
Deliver us from Lee-vil... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Sep 5, 2024·2h 2m
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Therapurr
Journaling about bisexual girls… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 29, 2024·1h 46m
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Beat It
It could all be so simple... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 22, 2024·1h 47m
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Midnight Train to Florida
Spray-painting a Box Chevy... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
Aug 8, 2024·2h