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The Read
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the…
Episodes
- The Read
The Bedraggled Boyfriend
GO VOTE...and please stop raising these niggas. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Exorbitant Silk Press
Selling out Barclays with my ninja. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Million Dollar Pigeon
Feeling very attacked Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Untethered Canine
Waiting for my binky and bottle... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Jailbird Pizza: A Cookbook for Convicts
Hello. Jasmine Guy looks better than you ever will. Goodbye. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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A Picture Worth One Thousand Lashings
Waiting for GTA to destroy American sports... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Nightmare of a White Christmas
HAIR PERFUME TOO?! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
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Six Days of Freedom
Really, Beyoncé? The same wound? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Silence of the Lamb
Maybe the National Football Liars, but... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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Seven Years Bad Luck
A sweet and a meat. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Anxiety of the Unfamiliar Queer
Feel the wrath of the Goddess! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Truth Within Red Lights
What the hell is wrong with men? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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They That Wait Upon The Lord
Meanwhile, a sleepless white woman fights Karen culture after dark... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Abigail: Love Without Range
Using our pretty privilege to sit in VIP with The StudBudz... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Curse of the Canadian Uncle
Saving our children from the icy grip of white women... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Pardon: A Book by Boosie
This laughter is worth far more than $600,000. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Unfettered Adventures of the Kitty Kats
What's that smell? Sir... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Sweaty & The Swollen
Grandmothers say the darnedest things. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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Brand New Banana Flavor
When feminist freedom becomes a cage... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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A Horse Off The Hinges
Hi ho, silver! Go away! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Sleepless in the South
Accepting that we are uppity grandchildren... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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You, Me & Tuscany
Abolish men. Eat pizza. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Ms Peaches, Come Get This Rottweiler
Instagram degrees and sickening secrets. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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A Neverending Canadian Story.
below zero. above giving a fuck. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Aqua Illusion: The Pink Masquerade
COCADAWOAHDUH! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
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Artificial Souls: The Perm Line
No more casino vodka for me, thanks. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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13th Anniversary Live Show
Recorded Live in Atlanta. Thank you to all the fans for the love and support Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
The ReadSpecial Announcement: Kid Fury Live June 3rd, 2026
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Hopeless Romance with an Audacious Femme
The girls have NERVE! We must abandon them! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Legend of a Hero
Rolling my eyes at a fake Batmobile... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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Felon The Pooh: A Wild Ride
Still reporting live from the last days... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover
Rozonda, chill.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
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The Trials of a Masculine Maiden
Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Constantly Concerning Kiss
Of course she is... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Big Heart of a Small Rapper
Pokopia is crack. King is unstoppable. Single life is good. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Complicated Love of Gay
Judging a white man's new face Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Emotions of a Half-Dead Husband
Once in a lifetime...I'm just saying. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadTrailer: Furious Thoughts
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The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream
Lock her up. Lock her up too. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent
What is this frenchie doing next to the frozen meats? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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The Curious Case of a Clash Concert
Young Money/Need Money Records... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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The Unbreakable Spirit of a Canine Queen
It's Laney's world. We just live in it. Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future https://gofund.me/b43af4fff Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon…
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When a Red Hat Looks Both Ways
I needed that laugh. Whew! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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To Catch Feelings On Mama's Phone
Taking a break to think about how we got here... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom
Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Best of 2025 Part 2
A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle…
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Best Of 2025
A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle…
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Soup Drama
Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Meat Lovers
Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Bird-In-Law
Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
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Some Things Are Sacred
Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadTrailer: Crissle's Couch
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Keys to the Heart
What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Tepid Frozen Yogurt
SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
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Mugshot Lace
Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
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(Not) Coming Home
Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
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Grandma, Bi**h...
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury…