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Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told…
Episodes
- Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
3999: HALLELUJAH! (Everybody Wants Some!!) w/ Rod Morrow
Hey, you guys ever get a … hold on, lemme look this up. [Dictionary Preferences: 2 words ("blow job") preferred by Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English…
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3998: Boys’ Weekend: RETURN OF THE CARNIVAL OF SINS (Theatre of Pain)
Keith, Buddy, Big Dick, and Killer finish their recording session discussing Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind), the truly greatest BBQ spot in…
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3997: Boys’ Weekend: THE STRIP CLUB (Girls, Girls, Girls)
“A podcaster, a Canadian, a football coach, and a Texan walk into a bar.” The trio continues recapping their awesome weekend of friendship and whores as we…
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3996: Boys’ Weekend: CAROWINDS I mean THE GUN RANGE (New Tattoo)
All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle…
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3995: Boys’ Weekend: THE POOL w/ Blaine
It’s only been 24 hours into Boys’ Weekend, and Keith and Big Dick Blaine already have plenty of ridiculousness to yap about. Before Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle…
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3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy
New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love…
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3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez
12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he…
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3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy
It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning…
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3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez
The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their…
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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”
Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading…
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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”
Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading…
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3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez
It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous…
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3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC
We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s…
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3987: Brand New Day: Just Desserts (Keith’s Lemonade Stand)
It’s now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: “To reconnect to the person who hurt you is…
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3986: Keith’s Dad’s Odyssey w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan
Keith and Chemda were blessed with Bianca and Andrea doing book reports of Father Malley’s tomes. Today we remember His Majesty. Also God’s.
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3985: Love and Money: Lost Gold/Our Father (Who Talks to Heaven) w/ Ken Malley
(Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date…
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3984: Play With Me w/ Katharine Heller
America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine…
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3983: Searching for “Supergirl” (My Machelle)
Keith is going to have the second person ever in his Charlotte home after over a year! How will he fare, and how is his brain mentally and otherwise? It’s all…
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3982: Heart and No Soul (Christios Razdajetsa) w/ Ken Malley
Turns out that Keith’s not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their…
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3981: CRYSTAL CLEAR w/ Ken Malley
More about Dad. Even less to know. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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3980: Peace w/ Ken Malley and Bernie Kosar
For real though, peace and love to all the good fathers out there; and to all the happy spouses, lovers, and childrens: Good for you. This is more for the rest…
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3979: Father’s Day (Day 1) w/ Ken Malley
In honor of the world celebrating Father’s Day, this week Keith will look back at the VIP-featured KATG spin-off show Daddy Issues which began in COVID-era…
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3978: Day of Freedom (Sound the Siren)
Happy Juneteenth! Keith is waving his flags today. (In the good way!) With the fellow Diamond Dogs he discusses his favorite teams winning all the sports…
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3977: A Shoulder to Cry On w/ Rod Morrow
The 1-year anniversary of Keith moving to Charlotte did a number on him, but is he about to, in fact, be back in the saddle? And is this healthy? And what are…
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3976: Methods of Mayhem
Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in…
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3975: I Think I Can Swim
Keith is here to announce that … he CAN swim? Hm. Anyway, Keith has the introduction to his new book about a blindsided break-up reviewed, discusses new Drake…
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3974: How’d It Die?
It’s been exactly three months since Keith’s major break-up. He thinks he’s finally doing okay. Is he?
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3973: For the Love of the Game
Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try…
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3972: Spirit Not in the Sky
Keith is crying tough through comedy. He discusses the end of Spirit Airlines, the passing of his broken-hearted neighbor, Timothée Chalamet forcing a scene in…
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3971: Reminders of Her
She’s EVERYWHERE! Anyway, Keith moves on by discussing the heartbreaking fact that we have friends who constantly fall for fake news, generational slang and…
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3970: Ordinary World (Dance Through the Darkness)
Keith is feeling upbeat and healthy as he explores Charlotte and wonders if other people, too, have eaten out of the garbage. Keith also ponders if he’s…
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3969: Lovesick & SMART
Keith discusses love, depression, anger, slipping up, and SMART recovery.
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3968: Keeping Keith Honest (Oy Gevalt)
Keith’s back, and he’s gotten more so-called-fan mail! Oy vey … Keith also discusses where he’s at in his Anger Stage, No Kings, and the recent high-profile…
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3967: Hard Interruption (The Anger Stage)
This one’s for the haters
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3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller, KATG guest for well over a decade, returns to help Keith celebrate 21 years of podcasting. The duo reminisce on the Keith and The Girl tour…
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3965: Breaking Down w/ Rod Morrow
Last Weeklings rejoice! In this week's recap, the fellas discuss a new sponsor, a frappé attack, people trolling Keith with their relationship thoughts, and an…
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3964: Epic Fury, or: What Does He Do Now?: Keith’s Smart Responses to Your Stupid Relationship Thoughts
It’s Keith solo, and he finds you explaining why ListenerLiz left him to be nothing short of fascinating. He’s also writing this description himself, and youse…
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3963: A Tootsie Roll World w/ Carrie Gravenson
Comedian and longtime friend Carrie Gravenson joins Keith to help discuss cold fronts of all kinds, be they the 2026 Northeast Blizzard or Keith’s heartache.
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3962: Year of the Horse w/ Rod Morrow
Rod Morrow is joined by Keith to discuss love, heartbreak, sex that’s too good, getting back with exes, The Love Family's fractured relationships, friends who…
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3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love
ChatGPT: Keith and Brother Love discussed personal matters, including Keith's recent breakup with his girlfriend Liz, which occurred just days before…
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3960: AMERICA
From Super Bowl LX, Turning Point USA’s halftime show, and 2026’s Grammy Awards to new Epstein Files news and the latest with ICE, Keith breaks it all down. He…
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3959: The Standard Is the Standard
KEITH GOT A SHOUT-OUT ON SNL! (He KNEW microwaving a steak would one day pay off!) Keith also discusses the latest ICE murder (as of press time, mind you), the…
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3958: Unbroken: Stronger than the Storm
From Keith’s winter storm preparation kit to The Monks’ Walk for Peace, KATG.com has all the fresh pics. Keith also discusses revisiting Fox’s The Moment of…
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3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)
An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith…
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3956: The Lord’s Work
As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of…
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3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)
Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of…
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3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)
In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with…
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3953: Rini w/ Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan, KATG guest for over 100 episodes, is back! Myq discusses his new special and the love of his life, both named Rini. Keith and Myq also talk about…
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3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato
If you’re in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and…
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3951: Let’s Get Kraken!
It’s a personal show featuring you and Keith. He’s got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he…
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3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay
Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen.
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3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega
Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7…
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3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz
It’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s…
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3947: Maybe Kings? w/ Peyton Clarkson
Keith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor…
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3946: Eat Peace, Motherfuckers! (Any Questions?) w/ Tim Dimond
It’s the return of Tim Dimond! This KATG longtime fan favorite is back, and he helps Keith break down this crazy world that Keith keeps trying to navigate…
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3945: Pass Interference: One Battle After Another w/ Blaine and Buddy Rick
You met Blaine. You met Buddy Rick. Now hear the boys altogether! Keith, Blaine, and Rick take a look at what you’re focused on the most: comedians responding…
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3944: The Riyadh Comedy Festival w/ J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade returns! Mrs. Charlie Kirk is single and ready to mingle with her new Christian dating app. Good for her! Keith and J.P. discuss this exciting news…
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3943: Jimmy Kimmel’s Return w/ Rojo Perez
Fan favorite Rojo Perez joins Keith to discuss the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Tylenol, The Rapture, Tom Brady’s dog abuse, Trump's war on escalators, and Charlie…
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3942: Jagnation (State-Run Media and Late Night Talk Show Cancellations) w/ Buddy Rick
KATG Chat Packer, chemistry teacher, football coach, wrestling coach, and musician Buddy Rick joins Keith to discuss free speech and the state of everything.
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3941: Show #2,000 (The Podcast Pantheon Recommendation) w/ Lenny Marcus, Katharine Heller, Dante Nero, Ray DeVito, Chris Laker, Kurt Metzger, Mark Normand, Myka Fox, Judy Gold with Elysa, and Hennessy; feat. Bobby Mitchell
Keith and The Girl are featured in the #1-selling new book The Podcast Pantheon, where it listed KATG episode #2,000 as author Sean Malin’s pick under the…