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Espresso
Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice
Episodes
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what do you miss about your first car?
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lyrics you've been singing WRONG
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what's a song that's always stuck in your head?
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FBoy Island /Lovers and Liars AMA!
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LOVERS AND LIARS AMA! (w Michi, Camille, & Jan Danielle)
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LOVERS AND LIARS AMA! (with Casey and CJ)
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what's your go-to karaoke song?
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what's on your anti-bucket list?
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the REAL reason you wanted to break up?
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what's your completely USELESS talent?
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SPILL the TEA
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what's something you're embarrassed by but you shouldn't be?
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what's the PSA you want to send to the WORLD
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things you saw but NOBODY believes you
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most illegal thing you've done at work
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songs stuck in your head pt2
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what's the song that's always STUCK in your head
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your WORST new year's eve
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FBOY Island AMA Ep 8, 9, 10
on this ep benny answers anything Fboy Island Ep 8, 9, 10 (like did Katie reach out after the show?) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฌ'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Indianapolis, IN 12/21โฆ
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fudge brownies & notecards
on this ep benny realizes he's the gayest man in hollywood ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฌ'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Indianapolis, IN 12/21โฆ
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lies that your parents told you
on this ep benny reacts to the lies that your parents told you when you were young (like your house being paid for by drug money) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฌ'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃโฆ
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wildest conspiracy theory you BELIEVE
on this ep benny reacts to the wildest conspiracy theory that you BELIEVE in (like long john silvers is a drug front) ๐ EVERY OTHER POD IS ON MY PATREONโฆ
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worst living situation ever
on this ep benny reacts to your worst living situations (like your landlord living a tent IN THE LIVING ROOM) ๐ดStream FBOY ISLAND S3 on CW app for FREE ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐โฆ
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crimes you never got caught for
on this ep benny reacts to the crimes you committed but never got caught for (like stealing 12 turtle eggs) Support Benny (get bonus content and LIVE STREAMโฆ
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things you should get cancelled for
on this ep benny reacts to the things you should get canceled for (like having a farm in your apartment) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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what's your rattiest day?
on this ep benny reacts to the most rattiest day you guys have done ๐๏ธ BENNY'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Sept 19 Hollywood, CAโฆ
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what's so wrong but feels so right?
on this ep benny is BACK and UNGROUNDED!! and reacts to the things that are sooo wrong but feels so right (like snatching 8 donuts and eating them in theโฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO therapy session
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny gives his advice on some f*cked up situations ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave aโฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO BENNY AND JOEY ARE REUNITING???
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Benny and Joey talk babies, how annoying TV people are and BRETT FAVRE ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO your wildest intrusive thought
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny reacts to the wildest and intrusive thoughts you had (like stealing a cop's gun) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO what's your baggage?
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN)โฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO things you should be evicted for
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN)โฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO the most romantic man
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben talked about pee cup, gorgeous grandma! mcdonald's trash can, work frappuccino ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO worst names
On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottestโฆ
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BEST OF ESPRESSO Your Biggest Mistake You Couldn't Admit
on this BEST OF ESPRESSO ep benny has @joey_mulinaro on to discuss the biggest mistake you've made but didn't want to admit (like putting a booger on the tipโฆ
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i answer all your questions
on this ep benny answers all the crazy questions you ask about him (like was FBOY ISLAND scripted?) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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worst punishment your parents gave you?
on this ep benny reacts to craziest punishments your parents gave you growing up (like making you eat cigarettes) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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what's your canon event?
on this ep benny reacts to the events in your life that needed to happen (like your dad seeing you mast*rbating) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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what's driving you crazy?
on this ep benny reacts to the things that piss you off (like hating on rented scooters) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave aโฆ
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how did you almost die?
on this ep benny reacts to the times that you almost died (like almost dying in a pool chicken fight) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐โฆ
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what's your beige flag?
on this ep benny reacts to your beige flags in a relationship (like watcing Anime) ๐บ๐ช๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐จ๐๐ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a ratingโฆ
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dumbest reason you got kicked out
on this ep benny reacts to the dumb things you did to get kicked out of a place (like bringing fish sauce into a bar and asking all the people to smell it)โฆ
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your worst party foul
On this episode benny reacts to worst party foul (like how your gf walked on you having 3sm) ๐ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day beforeโฆ
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your personal conspiracy theories
On this episode benny reacts to your personal conspiracy theories (like how incognito mode STILL gets you) ๐ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27โฆ
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weird stuff you did in your sleep
On this episode benny reacts to the weird things you've done while sleeping (like sleep sh*tting and wiping your a$$) ๐ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolisโฆ
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your "i'm not him" moment
On this episode benny reacts to your "i'm not him" moment (like a rapper who forgot how to rap) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Boston, MA Thursโฆ
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what's your hear me out?
On this episode benny and derek reacts to the your guys' hear me out (like pasta is not THAT good) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27โฆ
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things you pretended to like for your bf/gf
On this episode benny reacts to the things you pretended to like for your bf/gf (like his yellow front teeth) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Tampa, FLโฆ
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insults you'll never forget
On this episode benny reacts to the insults that you'll never forget (like being called chicken nugget) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Tampa, FL Thursโฆ
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what's the pettiest thing you've done?
On this episode benny reacts to the pettiest things you've ever done (like WACKING off in a roommate's shampoo bottle) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฃ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆโฆ
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the dumbest thing your pet did
On this episode benny reacts to the most dumbest, funniest, and wildest thing that your pet did (like ripping farts like little trumpets) ๐๏ธ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐ฆโฆ
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immature things you'll never stop doing
On this episode benny reacts to the immature things you will continue doing (like kissing the homies) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Kansas City, MO TONIGHT 3/23โฆ
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opinions you get HATE for pt2
HAD TO RUN IT BACK! On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like BRUNCH is the worst thing) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Ontario, CA Thursโฆ
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opinions you get HATE for
On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like not caring about other people's pronouns) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16โฆ
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what DIDN'T your parents let you do?
On this episode benny reacts to the things your parents didn't allow you to do (like watch a racoon get blown) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16โฆ
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what was your first car & what was wrong with it?
On this episode benny reacts to your first car stories and the reasons why it was a piece of sh*t (like banging it up with a hammer just to start) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐โฆ
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Benny's Love Advice
On this episode benny reacts to your love problems (like your girl is not letting you fart in front of her) ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Ontario Improv Thurs 3/16โฆ
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whats your college confession?
On this episode benny reacts to your college confessions (like stealing footballs from the locker room) ๐๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐น๐ถ๐ฝ๐โฆ
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whats your ACTUAL dream job?
On this episode benny reacts to your ACTUAL real dream job! (like being a zamboni driver) ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ต https://benedictmerch.com/ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ปโฆ
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your wildest intrusive thought pt.2
WE HAD TO RUN IT BACK! On this episode benny reacts to the wildest and most intrusive thoughts you had part 2! (like wheel borrowing a dog) ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ตโฆ