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Espresso
Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice
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Movies That Ruined Your Life | Espresso Pod 443
Walking in circles around your suburban backyard barefoot at 2:47 AM with a Propel in hand after a text message ruined your entire life is a right of passage…
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THINGS YOU MISSED OUT ON | Espresso Pod 441
Anyone else remember 50 Cent climbing 3 stories of rusty scaffolding on MTV Spring Break with a G-Unit chain on or did i make that up in my head?? We talk…
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KFC Mashed Potatoes (what do you want rubbed on your back?) | Espresso Pod 439
Pouring a venty cup of pumpkin cold foam on your back while a Mitsubishi Eclipse runs over your shoulder blades is actually exactly what I need right now. wHaT…
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Starter Jacket... Instant BFF's | How'd You Meet Your Best Friend? | Espresso Pod 437
How did you actually meet your best friend? If they weren't wearing a starter jacket or you didn't absolutely hate them you're not actual friends babe 👯…
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The Teacher With A Pet Flea In A Locket (Weird Substitute Teachers)
You haven't truly had an eating disorder until you eat ten bunless Big Macs with a knife and fork 😙 Today we remember why high school kids are the most…
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College QB I kissed at A Party Freshman Year ily? (Missed Connections)
Today we go through the ones who got away 💔 it can be the blonde girl who wanted you on your business trip or literally when the timberwolves passed on steph…
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5 grilled cheeses every day from Menards (What'd u get caught stealing?)| Espresso Pod 431
If u don't shave your best friend's leg with your bare foot while sleeping next to them are you even friends? What if I told you I stole 72 egg whites out of a…
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Green Ketchup Meatloaf (Best Meal Your Mom Made You)
The Fam put on a CLINIC with voice msgs this week 🫡 I'm still trying to decide if eating green ketchup meatloaf makes you a complete lunatic or a straight up…
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Swae Lee's Baby Pigs (Wildest thing You've Seen at Someones House?)
Brb gotta hotbox a house from the underground railroad taaahaaa 😮💨 On this ep we learn Swae Lee has baby pigs and eating macaroni off of Tupperware lids at…
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Tyrese Haliburton's Achilles (Heartbreak)
No we don’t get emotional when the Chainsmokers plays in our AirPods at the gym?? This weeks Q Q Q Question of the week: What’s ur REAL heartbreak? When u…
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Faking A Miscarriage (Things u never told ur ex)
You ever eat 3 dry Taco Bell cantina bowls on the side of the road with your hazard lights on? U ever lock eyes with ur gf's fully naked 73 year old dad on all…
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Olive Garden Bread Bowls (Inventions) Espresso Pod 421
Killing thousands of mad guests on Rollercoaster Tycoon and installing a functioning toilet directly into your car passenger seat? Sounds like a spress pod to…
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Seth Rogen is a bad actor (Done Pretending) | Espresso Pod 419
Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth at the lunch table and screaming at your coworker's dog is just what happens when you finally stop pretending. We realize…
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answering the phone as a sex shop employee (What's Your Bit?)
Taking football snaps underneath the lowest object possible and telling customer service reps u love them is how you commit to the bit. Stop acting like you…
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Locked In On Caitlin Clark (Hear Me Out)
Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are…
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thing ur ex did that u liked?
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what's ur last meal?
Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing…
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what had the biggest come up?
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what are u asking at the gates of heaven?
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what's the show you miss?
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wtf were u even doing in 2016
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ask me sum
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what do you REALLY want for xmas?
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something u used to own that u want back
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your hardest hometown flex
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what's your craziest 💩 story?
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what you bringin back from the dead?
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what don’t u give a sh*t about?
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what's your REAL favorite smell?
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what are you tired of?
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something you regret not buying?
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something that's slept on?
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wildest thing you’ve seen at a wedding?
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most horrific thing you've done in public
on this ep benny reacts to the most horrific thing you've done in public (like jumping off a cliff and losing your bathing suit) 🎟️ BENNY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣…
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things you believed for too long
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weird thing you did as a kid?
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LEGAL thing you're addicted to? | Espresso Podcast Ep. 373
Support the pod! & so much more for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/…
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DUMBEST THING YOUR DAD HAS DONE
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propaganda ur not falling for
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what's your conspiracy theory?
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your wildest intrusive thought?
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the brokest thing you've ever done
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discontinued food you wanna bring back?
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the time you fumbled the bag
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what's the game you made up?
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tell me your missed connection💔
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moment you realized you were poor
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what's the biggest SCAM?
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CRASH OUT about something
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merry christmas to everyone except __?
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thing your ex told you you'd never forget
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what's your thanksgiving drama?
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be a HATER
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what's the scariest thing ever happened to you?
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ask me somethin
support benny and get every other pod + weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this pod benny answers your questions for him…
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what's your cringiest moment?
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what's going on in ur situationship?
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what's your irrational fear?
on this pod benny reacts to your IRRATIONAL fears (like doing your taxes wrong then you're a criminal now) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦…
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what's your ACTUAL last meal?
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what needs sum disrespect?
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