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The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson · en · 1067 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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Episodes

The Morning Stream
TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo
Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tummy Tuck…
Dec 4, 2023·1h 26m
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TMS 2562: Discount Shocker
Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wishbone…
Nov 30, 2023·2h 1m
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TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games
Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows with words…
Nov 29, 2023·2h 6m
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TMS 2560: Auto-Baton
United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can Be…
Nov 28, 2023·1h 25m
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TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor
The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. When in…
Nov 27, 2023·1h 4m
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TMS 2558: BURMP!
When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that haircut…
Nov 22, 2023·1h 44m
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TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes
The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a…
Nov 20, 2023·1h 33m
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TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy
I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. The Smell…
Nov 16, 2023·1h 53m
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TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper
The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwound Harry…
Nov 15, 2023·1h 43m
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TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit
Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth. COME AT…
Nov 14, 2023·1h 20m
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TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone
The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO…
Nov 13, 2023·1h 41m
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TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel
V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters U, V…
Nov 9, 2023·1h 49m
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TMS 2551: Herb Your Enthusiasm
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat out of a rabbit! Bo Ho Ho Eee = buoy. All Intensive Porpoises. Brain said DeLorean, mouth said Batmobile. Car talk with Dunaway…
Nov 8, 2023·1h 42m
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TMS 2550: Too Many Cox
The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I agree with…
Nov 7, 2023·1h 37m
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TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks
Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Story. No…
Nov 6, 2023·1h 27m
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TMS 2548: Snowloween
Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist formerly…
Nov 2, 2023·1h 52m
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TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt
Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen. Star Wars…
Nov 1, 2023·2h 4m
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TMS 2546: Chewranchula
Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big Enough. We…
Oct 31, 2023·1h 25m
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TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup
Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Georgia…
Oct 30, 2023·1h 42m
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TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes
TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Halloweenies…
Oct 26, 2023·1h 39m
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TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos
Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? Herkulay…
Oct 25, 2023·1h 58m
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TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso
One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto People…
Oct 24, 2023·1h 36m
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TMS 2541: Southern Lag
As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls…
Oct 23, 2023·1h 19m
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TMS 2540: More, less great
Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, not Tea…
Oct 19, 2023·1h 58m
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TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday
Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullshit…
Oct 18, 2023·2h 7m
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TMS 2538: The Havening
Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The…
Oct 16, 2023·1h 27m
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TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice
14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult Come…
Oct 12, 2023·1h 56m
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TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I.
Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a slightly…
Oct 11, 2023·1h 49m
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TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables
Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt…
Oct 10, 2023·1h 34m
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TMS 2534: Down To Wrench
Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know the…
Oct 9, 2023·1h 21m
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TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering
Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford tough…
Oct 5, 2023·1h 48m
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TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra
6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan…
Oct 3, 2023·1h 35m
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TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight
The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. Theater is…
Oct 2, 2023·1h 28m
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TMS 2530: GoRefundMe
The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All…
Sep 28, 2023·1h 55m
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TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar
Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No…
Sep 27, 2023·2h 1m
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TMS 2528: Barrel Fish
THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada…
Sep 26, 2023·1h 30m
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TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude
The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN…
Sep 25, 2023·1h 32m
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TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption
Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a…
Sep 20, 2023·2h 12m
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TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out
I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe…
Sep 19, 2023·1h 37m
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TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence
Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut…
Sep 18, 2023·1h 40m
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TMS 2523: The Glove Department
Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my…
Sep 14, 2023·1h 47m
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TMS 2522: Dirt Pink
Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber…
Sep 13, 2023·1h 45m
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TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty
Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs…
Sep 12, 2023·1h 23m
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TMS 2520: Gopherfest
Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What…
Sep 11, 2023·1h 28m
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TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion
Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that…
Sep 7, 2023·1h 39m
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TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween
The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a Black…
Sep 6, 2023·1h 57m
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TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete
Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth farting…
Sep 5, 2023·1h 26m
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TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy
Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent. Were…
Aug 31, 2023·1h 54m
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TMS 2515: Tad Lesso
Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad. Short…
Aug 30, 2023·1h 52m
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TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!
Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've got…
Aug 29, 2023·1h 25m
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TMS 2513: Ear Regardless
You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhymes With…
Aug 28, 2023·1h 27m
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TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick
No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month…
Aug 23, 2023·1h 57m
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TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over
Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad…
Aug 22, 2023·1h 33m
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TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug
This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood…
Aug 21, 2023·1h 51m
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TMS 2509: Grippage
I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the…
Aug 17, 2023·1h 50m
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TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze
Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I…
Aug 16, 2023·1h 46m
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TMS 2507: Carcolepsy
Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill…
Aug 15, 2023·1h 35m
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TMS 2506: Corial Anus
Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy…
Aug 14, 2023·1h 26m
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TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat
Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10…
Aug 9, 2023·1h 50m
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TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater
Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a…
Aug 8, 2023·1h 28m