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ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
The pod formerly known as The Washed Men returns to its true cheek-clapping self: ASSVILLE. Comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen bring stories, chaos, rates, reviews, and washed wisdom every week. YEAAAAAAAAAH! Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/assville Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @assvillepod
Episodes
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Olive What She's Having
Shain has a mild then WILD weekend at the club. Seth respects and stalks a man for questionable reasons, and gets too much attention on Halloween. Support the…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Cheesecake Factory
Fresh boner clap if you'd like to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/assville/posts/boner-clap-59-vs-173723002 Speculation on who wrote Obama's midterms…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Pew Pew Pew!
Shain attends a wedding with a true Hollywood icon, Seth's online communities are in chaos. Do laser tag skills translate?
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Big June!
The Mayors have a light hearted chat about AI. Plus, Seth's Washed Playlist is coming together!
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Waymo Than You Need
Shain has an adventure in a driverless car and Seth is falling apart but tries to put it all back together with a washed playlist. AND A HOT BONER CLAP IN THE…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Hood River Heckler
Back in the studio! Shain and Seth run into a fun guy at a show, Shain experiences a sweet new Lyft hustle again, Seth gets terrorized by his cat, and theres's…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Reacher Round vs. Poppin Neagleys
Seth can't leave his home so it's a zoom pod! Shain is back from LA with another white misdemeanor and more Hollywood goss. Seth learned how to buttchug his…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Lyft On The Spectrum
Shain has a Lyft adventure in LA and Seth rides the classic comedy rollercoaster. Serious question, did Ed Sheeran bring Macklemore BACK? NEW BONER CLAP ON THE…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
CLASSIC ASS THROWBACK: What's More Ass?
Nariko Ott was our most frequent comedian guest because he was hilarious and we loved him, and we still do. We thought we'd put up the cross over episode we…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Bumberpoop 2026
SO MUCH TO COVER: Shain can't pod due to Hannibal Burress, Bumberpoop, Daejon Love and whether or not to Salute The Scam, Seth's coat is TOO SEXY, Glizzathon…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Classic Clap - Elvis in the End - Sept 7 2022
Like ships in the night Seth and Shain were like Buff Matt Damon tied to a post as we drifted pass an island of hot Clappers singing horny songs...anyway sorry…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Optimus Prime JOI
Hey, support the pod and get a BRAND NEW BONER CLAP, AGAIN! This one is real gossy: https://www.patreon.com/assville/posts/boner-clap-54-167899502 Shain sleeps…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Reggae JOI Videos
Shain introduces a new and dangerous fake liquor store drug to the pod. Seth engages in Active Imagination and JOI Videos are celebrated. FRESH BONER CLAP! Get…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
12 Boys 1 Tube
Shain rescues a friend of the pod on the river. Seth gets a washed medical diagnosis that changes his life. Both boys go to Pickathon and turn in early. Very…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Strength & Knowledge & Unity & Strength & Reverse Gloryholes
Maybe the most washed ep yet. Shain goes to a concert and is mad people won't sit down. Seth's back gets worse and he catches Hersey squirts from hanging out…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Feral Magnum
Shain opens for a celebrity who prefers he not be in the green room. Seth accidentally spends a stupid amount of money. Speaking of money, if you enjoy and…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
CLASSIC ASS: Pickathon + White Women With Cornrows (We Love Them)
TOSS IT BACK TO 2023: The Mayors were fresh off of Pickathon and pay tribute to all the white women with cornrows.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Ice Cold Mustard
Shain has World Cup Fever, Seth gets injured at a funeral.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
SubDog Millionaire with Chris Mejia
Special guest comedian Chris Mejia (@chrismejiacomedy, The Down Bad Show) joins to talk about Subway getting into the glizz game and to challenge Seth and…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Back Dat Clap Up - Docking Duende
Another clASSicccck ep from the Mayors back when we had our whole lives ahead of us! We'll be back next week with another fresh ep! Thanks for Clapping them…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
In Crust We Trust
Shain has World Cup fever, Seth rides for sandwich influencers who have been rejected by their corporate overlords.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
It's Seth's Birthday
Shain has DRAMA at the Space Needle, Seth has a big bed-chair birthday. The pod is more popular than ever and we don't know why, but if you're new consider…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Bones Up for Mav
Seth's marriage is tested by the arrival of the giant bed-chair, he gets too scared at a 10:00 AM screening of Obsession, and discusses the art of bean…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Schrödonger's Cat
Shain commits a comedy faux pas, or did he? Seth's birthday present leads to a fight.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
ASMRVILLE
Seth and Shain accidentally watch Eurovision at a Cricket Bar. Shain goes on a journey to an outlet mall, Seth goes on a journey to xhamster.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Throwback Clap! Blast From the pASSt
Shain lost his voice and Seth has a show so this weeks episode is nice and old. We will be back next week with like Little Ceasars, Hot and Ready!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Ruben For A Stoobin
AYYY Also this week a fresh, 52nd BONER CLAP in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-52-157589932 Shain auditions for the theatre and sees…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Rothko's Chicken & Waffles
Shain gets back from a dramatic time in Houston that also includes a passionate plea to return microwaves to hotel rooms. Seth discovers a new AI enemy and…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Gorpcore Dad Voice
Shain is back from an eventful sober time in Colorado. Seth calls Shelly to tell a story about health care waiting room justice. Fresh new boner clap in the…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Blacked Out On Spice
Shain gets tricked into fake drugs. Seth shares a life hack he learned as a youth for getting out of beatings he may or may not have deserved. Both have run…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Her-Man the Stur-Jan
Modern male friendships are closely examined in a fresh and insightful way. Shain answers several important Asian-related questions. Seth is excited about gum.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Dadgooning while Podmaxxing
Shain is fresh back from a surprisingly positive trip to LA. Seth performs for a retirement community. Thank you patreon people!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Reacher In Real Life (Shelly Episode!)
Shain is in LA so SHELLY makes her overdue return to the pod! They discuss Reacher beating up a man in real life who deserved every bit of it (WAR MACHINE…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Walter Moggins
Shain's theatre audition and performs for Italians. Seth is lost. A debate about War Machine that you can't even imagine. Big Boner Clap on the Patreon!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Seth's Past Life Regression
Shain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Bone It In, Bone It Out
Shain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Even The Thinnest Pancake Has Thick Thighs
Lots of comedy goss! Seth has a Magician Dilemma, Shain has a bone to pick with karaoke.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Shain Tongue Kissed A Dog On Stage
Shain and Seth go into seperate but equal unappealing shows on the same night. Big news about Seth's birthday is revealed. Fresh boner clap on the patreon!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Quad God Massage
Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences. Seth gets his first ever massage. Did he pop a B? Shain gets racially profiled at McDonalds but in a…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
The Alabaster Alligator ft. Riff Raff
Shain learns to love train life and Seth ACCIDENTALLY hangs out at an event for teens. Lots of freestyles because of something Pedro did. Important discussion…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Weiner Week In The Streets Glizzy Gobbler In The Sheets
The Mayors risk it all for Weiner Week. Shain has a road rage altercation. Seth saves $440 with a sternly worded letter.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Entrée Kirilenko
Shain versus a heckler in Crocs. Seth gets a strong take validated by a white rapper. Consider leaving us a review or signing up for our Patreon :)…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Glizzy On Display
YES INDEED. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Room Temp Shrimp
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth eats all the shrimp in the green room and gets a bloody eye. Shain does the longest guest spot ever for Hannibal. Boner Clap w/Surprise…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
KAREN COMES FOR SHAIN
We close out 2025/Open up 2026 with a CHAOS EP! Shain gets attacked by a Karen online. Seth spills wine all over himself. Video on Patreon!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
8 AM AVATAR CHRISTMAS
Shain unleashes chaos at a corporate holiday party. Seth sees Avatar: Fire and Ash at 8 AM and has the time of his life. Video and more on the patreon!…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Solo Bone Load
Shain goes to the sex club and learns a lot about living and a little about love. Seth turns bullying insecure men into money and connects with the youth in…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Second Rule Of Racing
Shain goes all out on his holiday decorations. Seth needs a new Avatar friend. Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Jacked Elves With Huge Hogs
Seth gets ruined by a time travelling hack comedian from the past. Shain talks for a long time about Elves with big hogs and where they should be allowed to…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Turk Nowitzki & Draymond Greens
The mayors mostly talk about food.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
USS Blewyourbackout
ASSVILLE IS BACK! Shain gets a new diagnosis from his doctor that explains everything and the mayors have a full weekend at the club together. Fresh boner…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Goon Too Soon
Seth goes to Austin and has another understandable IG misunderstanding. Shain's son turns two and should join the pod. Bobsled Yeeks!
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Udders Not Gutters
Shain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Champagne Shain
They mayors do a winery. Shain gets another weekend of comedy with an influencer. Seth is very into Physical: Asia. Halloween preview!
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Thicc Week
Shain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
I'm Malcolm X With My White Husband
MEGA EP! Seth crashes his car, makes money, and gets RIZZED by a spectrum gal. Shain chases a Scotch egg with many ribs and comes back home to being a drugs…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Keep It Tight & Keep It Loose
Live from Riyadh! Seth Wing Poisons himself. Shain gets an incredible offer from his frat. The Mayors get the VIP influencer treatment.
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Not Seth For Work
Shain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
CLASSIC ASS: Shain's Birthday & Seth's Instagram Blunder
For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain…
- ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies
Splitter Splatter Scatter
It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the…