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No One Gets Hurt
JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!
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Halloween Episode!
Send us Fan Mail What happens when Pedro and Deb from Napoleon Dynamite, a police officer, and Captain Jack Sparrow all come together to talk crime and comedy?…
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Door Dash Deceit
Send us Fan Mail Have you ever ordered DoorDash and didn't receive your order? Well it happened to today's subject to the tune of over $1m in orders... On…
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Golf & Order
Send us Fan Mail Golf isn't just a gentleman's game. Apparently it's also a criminal enterprise??? On today's episode we welcome special guest, Mark Smalls to…
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Football Fraud
Send us Fan Mail TOUCHDOWNS, 0. MISSING MONEY, $400K. On today's episode we welcome special guest, Dino Hasanagic, and we tackle a Southern California high…
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One Crime at a Time
Send us Fan Mail Have you stolen any crypto lately? We hope not but the subject of today's conversation stole A LOT. Today we welcome special guest, Lucas…
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Depth Chart Deception
Send us Fan Mail Do you think, in the age of information, it should be common practice to fact check things? Welllllll, apparently some people fail to do this…
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Ruby Red Slip Up
Send us Fan Mail If someone told you the ruby red slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' were made of real rubies, would you believe them? On today's episode, we…
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Find My Felony
Send us Fan Mail How does a run of the mill burglary turn into a potential international crime/spy ring? IT'S EPISODE 25!!! And today we welcome special guest…
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Polka Party
Send us Fan Mail What do you know about polka? Do you know where it originated? Do you know what awards there are for polka music? Did you know that a grammy…
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Blazers & Bandanas
Send us Fan Mail Kingpin: a person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operation KingPenn: today's topic Take a trip with us to a…
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Croatian Comedy & Crime
Send us Fan Mail Croatian comedy, Croatian food, ćevapi controversy… and one of the wildest credit union frauds you’ve probably never heard of. 🇭🇷 Croatian…
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Herbs, Spices and Bribery
Send us Fan Mail What do the Kentucky Derby, herbs and spices, California freeways and a million-dollar bribery scheme have in common? Apparently today's…
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Guys Gone Weird
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Mikey Barajas! We dive into the financial crimes of Joseph Francis, and a bank…
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Teknichal Difficulties
Send us Fan Mail If someone offered you the winning lotto numbers, would you take them? What if it was in a state where you can't claim your winnings…
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When Lawyers Attack
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Kimia Hashemian and the trio take a deep dive into a tale of revenge How far would you go to get…
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Who Needs $150K?
Send us Fan Mail Could you use $150,000?? Do you have detective skills? Do you enjoy laughing? Then you've come to the right place! This week JJ & Tonio…
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Credit To Pokémon
Send us Fan Mail Fake cards... From Pokémon to credit. On this week's episode, we welcome the "Grand Poobah" of the Orange County comedy scene, Daniel…
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Scratching For Felonies
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome a very special guest, Steve Walden, their 5th subscriber who wrote in and asked to be on the show! They'll be…
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Rails & Sails
Send us Fan Mail Pack your bags! JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Jesse Ace and we're headed to Switzerland, France and Greece (circa 300 A.D.) First, we dive…
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Crimes of Fashion
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Herb. They dive into the rise and fall of boy band mastermind Lou Pearlman…
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Orphans Eleven
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Gil Chris. Topics this week include comedy, a chemical spill, an oil spill, Orphanage scams and…
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Bankruptcy, Boobs & Baywatch
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest John Liu and the group discuss topics including a couple heavy hitters in the scam industry such as…
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Lego My Cheese
Send us Fan Mail WELCOME TO EPISODE 10!!! On today's episode, JJ & Tonio Welcome special guest JP. On today's agenda, the black market. From Lego pasta to…
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Scam School
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Dennis Vargas. The ADHD is on high today as topics range from high school experiences, early…
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Bullsh!t & Bourbon
Send us Fan Mail Chaos at the rodeo... and missing bourbon?!?! In today's episode, we welcome special guest, Aryan Azizian and we break down a scam allegedly…
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Rich People Problems
Send us Fan Mail Fresh powder. Dirty passes Skiers and snowboarders chase fresh powder, but these days, the real danger isn't just the mountain. Scams. Fraud…
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Bears & Otters OH MY!
Send us Fan Mail Does a bear steal a car in the woods? This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tony Grams and the ADHD goes wild as they cover topics…
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You Don't Know $#!+@
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back! On this weeks episode we welcome Evan Cassidy to the podcast and cover topics including religious investment scams and a maple…
No One Gets HurtCriminal Masterminds Pt. 1
Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome their very first guest, Joseph Carter. In the first half of this 2 part episode, they cover recent comedy…
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Criminal Masterminds Pt. 2
Send us Fan Mail This episode we welcome back Joseph Carter for the thrilling conclusion of his cliffhanger story from part 1, as well as a few other stories…
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Episode 2: Yadira & Soapy
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio discuss Yadira Guillermo Garcia, "Soapy" Smith and a little about their week in comedy. Be sure to follow…
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Pilot
Send us Fan Mail Our debut episode! This week JJ and Tonio introduce themselves, talk about a couple financial crimes and a few things about life. Thank you…