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Microphone Monkeys
Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks.
Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering, this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical…
Episodes
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Duct Tape Your Spouse Episode
Send us Fan Mail Randy O takes the Monkeys on a wild ride with subjects like prosthetic beaks for birds, orgasms cure stuffy noses, man duct tapes wife to a…
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Uncooperative Monkeys!
Send us Fan Mail This week's uncooperative monkeys discuss a man driving a couch down a North Carolina road, NASA astronaut says UAPs are actually demons, a…
Microphone MonkeysBeauty and the Beast Episode feat. Kari and Steve W.
Send us Fan Mail Special guests including beautiful Kari and (Silverback) Steve W. join us in the Monkey Barrell as Randy O'Ring brings us topics like armed…
Microphone MonkeysThe Two Monkey Episode
Send us Fan Mail It is just Randy O and Tripp in the Monkey Barrell as they go through topics like man evades the law posing as a woman, blind man drives 150…
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The Crap Filled Episode (w Mike C of Rebel Rabbit fame)
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys are flinging the virtual poop from the studio as Randy O takes us down the trail of some feces filled stories! Our special guest…
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The Beetle Nut Episode
Send us Fan Mail Randy leads the Monkeys into wild and weird stories like a Cyborg Rescue Roaches, Man Stealing a Fire Truck from his Burning Home, a Man with…
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Death by Enlarged Penis
Send us Fan Mail Randy shares top topics like... Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure, smart flatulence underware developed, Fertility Doctor…
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Robot Vaccuums Recording Cheating Wives
Send us Fan Mail In this episode Randy O brings up the following topics: Man Gets Jail Time for Using Robot Vacuum to Record Cheating Wife, Virginia Woman…
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Lemur Flaming Tampons Episode
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys, lead down the Rebel Rabbit Hole with Randy O leading the way, delve into the weird and wonderful stories from around the world…
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Black Widow Russian Brides
Send us Fan Mail Randy leads the group into topics like Russia's Black Widows, Bra Padding Cyclists, Suspicious Adult Toys, Nude Dining, Rampaging Monkeys and…
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Feet Juice Revisited
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys are back in studio and revisiting disgusting subjects like "feet juice" being sold in Asia. This, along with other hilariously…
Microphone MonkeysThe LAST Remote Monkeys for a While...
Send us Fan Mail This should be the LAST of the Monkeys having to record remotely for a while. Even with the distance between them, the crazy subjects and wild…
Microphone MonkeysSpecial CONSPIRACY FRIDAY Edition (or Bohemian Grove Bill's Edition)
Send us Fan Mail This is a "special" Friday Edition of Microphone Monkey's featuring Bill Sevier. This will focus on the more conspiratorial mysteries that…
Microphone MonkeysSecond Edition of Remote Monkeys...
Send us Fan Mail While Tripp is still trying to record and produce from 400 miles away. Randy keeps the entire Monkey Barrel in check with topics like a man…
Microphone MonkeysPremiere Mobile Edition of Microphone Monkeys
Send us Fan Mail This edition has the producer, Tripp, on assignment in North Georgia and the rest of the crew back home in the low country. This episode…
Microphone MonkeysMichael is in the Barrel!
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys discuss Spine-Covered Caterpillars, Medicinal Diet Coke, Really Fast Spiders, Calculating Giraffes, Ft Wayne Man's Penis Bon Fire…
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Newbie Bill and Some Psychedelics'!
Send us Fan Mail Randy introduces more mayhem to the Monkey Barrell with topics like Mass Produced Ultra-Bionic Humanoid Robots, 100+ Escaped Monkeys, Mexican…
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Strip Club Monkeys
Send us Fan Mail In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground…
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Robot Toilet Pigeon Liver Episode
Send us Fan Mail Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner…
Microphone MonkeysMyrtle Mania with Jeffrey Mixon
Send us Fan Mail This "Special Edition" for Microphone Monkeys is to get the word out about the BEST VALUE event gong on the Grand Strand currently... MYRTLE…
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The AI Rat Crotch Panties Episode
Send us Fan Mail Once again, Randy leads the Monkeys down a trail of AI, Technology and Weird Stuff to talk about. The laughter never stops... but, it does get…
Microphone Monkeys** SPECIAL ** Restoring the Status of the New Hampshire LP with Jeremy Kauffman
Send us Fan Mail Jeremy Kauffman jumps into the Monkey Pit for a special show on Restoring the Affiliate Status of the New Hampshire Libertarian Party…
Microphone MonkeysThe Zuckerfish AI Butt Hole Episode
Send us Fan Mail In this episode, the monkeys address AI-Powered Pet Translators, Bio-Engineered Artificial Eggs, Manta Rays Anal Retention via Suckerfish…
Microphone MonkeysRandy O is Transitioning?!
Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Randy O is bragging about his transitioning... Along with our usual mayhem about AI, Animals, and living in a simulation…
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Crazy, Cool... More AI and Animals...
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys discuss and laugh about Robot monks, Alligator Fighting, Bear Insurance Fraudsters, Killer Pet Adoptions and more! Plus the Hoff…
Microphone MonkeysThe Episode That Stinks!
Send us Fan Mail These crazy Microphone Monkeys talk about music artists that invite the audience to sniff their armpits after performing, more AI related…
Microphone MonkeysSick Monkeys... in Every Way
Send us Fan Mail These allergy induced rantings of the Microphone Monkeys broach the topics of fast and ping-pong playing robots, exploding wheel chairs, Old…
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AI, Animal Sex Organs and No Randy O
Send us Fan Mail The head of the Microphone Monkeys, Randy O, is out sick. So the monkeys are left unattended and unsupervised. Luckily, the Zen Master Darren…
Microphone MonkeysAlligators, Rats and Elephants...Oh my?! This ain't Kansas Anymore Toto...
Send us Fan Mail In this hilarious animal filled episode, there are only 3 monkeys in the barrel. Which means unmerciful jabs at Dr. Zen and the Hoff.. who…
Microphone MonkeysMonkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More....
Send us Fan Mail Monkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More.... Check out the Tripp (and Graham) has Issues podcast!
Microphone MonkeysSerious Issues Like WAR!
Send us Fan Mail The monkeys try to tackle more serious issues in this episode. All the while, peppering it with libertarian hilarity and light heartedness…
Microphone MonkeysThe Second Friday the 13th Show of 2026
Send us Fan Mail The monkeys discuss crazy sh*t like Olympic Ski Jumpers injecting acid into their crotch's, Coffin Meditation in Japan, Danes asking people…
Microphone MonkeysThe Pigeon Invasion Episode!
Send us Fan Mail Here the Microphone Monkeys (sans Darren) discuss Russian Man's Pigeon Invasion, Tomatoes that smell like Buttered Popcorn, Smoking Crack as…
Microphone Monkeys"Mouth Condoms", "alpine divorces", "realty listing demons" and more...
Send us Fan Mail The Monkey Mayhem continues with discussions about mouth condoms, Mar-a-Lago shootings, alpine divorces, therians, realty listings with…
Microphone MonkeysKung Fu Robots , AI gone Wild and More Monkey Business
Send us Fan Mail Randy leads the crew of the Monkey Barrell down the rabbit hole of subjects like Kung Fu Robots, Russian brain-implant pigeon drones, NASA…
Microphone MonkeysThe Monkeys dive into subjects like Robots, AI, Bad Bunny and more...
Send us Fan Mail Randy, Darren, Steve and Tripp blather on about various subjects like AI Hallucination Sends Tourists to Non-Existent Attraction, Biometric…
Microphone MonkeysMore Madness From the Monkey Barrell
Send us Fan Mail The monkeys once again tackle the topics of the day and more. Join the fun and nonsense with us every week! Check out the Tripp (and Graham)…
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The Full Cast is in Studio and Healthy
Send us Fan Mail The entire band of monkeys are in studio and talking more monkey business from top news stories of the past week to the rediculous goings on…
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The Bronchitis Edition
Send us Fan Mail In this "Bronchitis Edition" of Microphone Monkeys Randy fights through illness to bring news, joy and laughter to the listeners. He…
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More Topics With Special Guest Johnathan Hill
Send us Fan Mail More Topics With Special Guest Johnathan Hill, author of the Bad Bill Report. https://readingscbills.substack.com/ Check out the Tripp (and…
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Season 1 Episode 1
Send us Fan Mail Randy and Tripp discuss topics and break in the new podcast! Straight from the new studio build in Surfside Beach, SC. Enjoy the antics and…