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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
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190 - The Captain's Log of the S.S. Forneus
Aboard the S.S. Forneus, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson), First Mate Giles Crowe (@intellegint), and Navigator Wendigo Brewer (@charlesraustin) try to keep the…
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E0 #19 - Walt's Smile Log 3 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) is joined by his landlord/roommate Stan Cueday (@intellegint) to discuss Malcolm Gladwell's appearance on Hot Ones. Full episode…
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189 - Telemarketers [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Mild mannered moderate man Benjamin Fox (@intellegint) fields a bunch of phone calls from scammers (@necrobranson and @charlesraustin). Full episode on…
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188 - The Goblin's Leg
High Shaman Bloor (@necrobranson), Henderson (@intellegint), and Rand O'Nally (@charlesraustin) gather at Goofer's Glen to perform the ceremony of Pluckman's…
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E2 #29 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) celebrate getting a billion followers on TikTok, unveil their new boarding school…
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187 - CJ and Branson: A Debate for the Ages
Arbiter Andrew (@intellegint) oversees a debate between Branson (@necrobranson) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) regarding the question of whether Fat Bastard actually…
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Superfans of long-running TV comedy The Fuggos, Roger Doo (@necrobranson) and Sinclair O'Malley (@intellegint), discuss America's most beloved—and…
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185 - The Zing! Podcast Network Executive Programming Meeting
Zing! Executives Rodney Kroenke (@necrobranson) and Lachlan Walmsey (@charlesraustin) develop concepts for upcoming Zing! podcasts featuring some of the…
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184 - The Royal Negotiation [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
When Good King Grinstead's (@charlesraustin) kingdom comes under siege by Vahgo of the North (@necrobranson), the two must forge a treaty. Full episode on…
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183 - Nerdcore Summit 2021
Nerdcore rappers MC Monster Manual (@necrobranson), MC Schwifty (@intellegint), and MC Dualshock (@charlesraustin) gather for a backyard barbecue with MC Pow…
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182 - The First Festival of the Gods
Gunt, God of Pleasure (@necrobranson) invites Darklight, God of Hope and Darkness (@intellegint) and Ulf, The Trickster God (@charlesraustin) to celebrate the…
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181 - Mandatory Sales Success Clinic: Risco Presents Jack Trophy for Q2 Sales Success Clinic
Sales consultant Jack Trophy (@necrobranson) hosts a seminar for Risco sales associates Ben Orleander (@intellegint) and Terry Drexler (@charlesraustin) ahead…
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180 - Lifeguards [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Head lifeguard Brad Blond (@necrobranson) welcomes lifeguards Brad (@intellegint) and Brad-Brad Bradley (@charlesraustin) for the start of a new summer at the…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Homeward Journey: They Are Bound for Home [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
A family's beloved pets are suddenly separated from their humans and must journey through the wilderness outside Bowl Cut Mountain to reunite with their loved…
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179 - Family is Like a Tree
Genealogy expert Gomer Thomas Hastings (@intellegint) welcomes Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) and French Fry the Cat (@charlesraustin) to explore their family…
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178 - The Real Story of the Terre Haute Bathroom Club
A documentary about the Terre Haute Bathroom Club tells the story of how a bunch of people who hang out in public restrooms beat MENSA. With @necrobranson…
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177 - Revenge Club
Revenge Club members Clint Weapon (@necrobranson), Sidney Drumheller (@intellegint), and Winchester Bone (@DinkMagic) chronicle the various ways they have been…
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E0 #16 - Walt Tremblay Q&A [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) sits down with Crown of Mist director Horace Mealy (@charlesraustin) to answer questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon…
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176 - CryptoKeepers [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Cryptocurrency investors Drace Goodstreet (@intellegint) and Arno Argle (@charlesraustin) welcome the world's smartest man, Opulence (@necrobranson), for a…
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E2 #28 - The Abduction of the B.R.A.N. 5000 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Two thieves, Cufflinks (@intellegint) and Joey the Robber (@charlesraustin), are hired to steal the B.R.A.N. 5000 (@necrobranson) from a CERN facility in…
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175 - The Pickle Spa
Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint), Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson), and Lou Perltzman (@ByYourLogic) workshop a business idea for a spa where rich old guys go to get…
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174 - Operation MK ULTRA for Weed
Government interrogators Professor Dips (@necrobranson) and Lieutenant General B.S. Maxwell (@charlesraustin) run a series of tests on college student Hashman…
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173 - Easy Going
Cali guys Goliath Lake (@intellegint), Johnny Feelgood-Johnson (@necrobranson), and Alpine de la North (@charlesraustin) discuss what makes the Golden State…
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E0 #15 - Walt's Smile Log 2 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) wants to buy an assault rifle, encourages people to invest in gambling, and fears people will confuse Meghan McCain with Meghan…
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172 - The Legend of Skunk Welcher
Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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171 - Beatlemaniacs [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Beatle fanatics Cromwell Starr (@charlesraustin), Russ Lennon (@intellegint), and Peter Bitch (@necrobranson) discuss Beatles lore and unearth a forgotten…
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170 - Stargazing with Luna d'Ford
WBEN Radio personality Luna d'Ford just wants to interview an alien, but things get out of hand when outerspace aliens from space abduct public intellectual…
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169 - Geniuses
Geniuses Professor Wally Tangier (@intellegint), Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin), and Opulence (@necrobranson) discuss important ideas and display their…
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Dungeons & Deagles: The Rose of Love [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Gentle King Cornwallis has invited a number of eligible bachelors to the Kingdom of Corn to debut his three adult children at a debutante ball. Who will win…
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168 - Pleasuremen
Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (@necrobranson), Loomis Contraire (@intellegint), and Toledo St. John (@charlesraustin) discuss their lifestyles, hobbies, and…
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167 - Paragons of Truth: New Game Plus [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Reid Gimball (@necrobranson) and Dr. Yinz Llubjana (@ihaveeczema), newly returned from the Astral Plane, tell their friend Curtis Hong (@intellegint) about New…
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166 - The Branson Show
Alex Branson (@necrobranson) lived a normal life—or so he thought—until he learned that he had been filmed from birth for a reality TV show, "The Branson…
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E0 #14 - The Zach Randolph Meditation [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about two-time NBA All-Star Zach Randolph. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47969312
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165 - Cup of Mud with Ed and Bud
Morning show hosts Ed Boiler (@intellegint) and Bud Corn (@necrobranson) and weatherman Buck Weathers (@charlesraustin) discuss lighthearted news over piping…
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164 - The Saints of Soulard
Shane Jackson is an athlete turned rockstar turned all-pro drinker looking for salvation at the bottom of a bottle. And St. Louis is a city that knows how to…
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163 - ensconced in opulence. [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Fashion writer Thirty Seconds To Mars (@necrobranson) welcomes designers Wehm Brucht (@intellegint), AuBon Pain (@charlesraustin), and Visconti Bellisimo…
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162 - MTV Vice Radio Presents Stories from the Swamp: Lizardfolk Chronicles
Radio personalities Peter Milf (@intellegint) and Chase Dunlip (@charlesraustin) sit down for an exclusive interview with lizardfolk Snekt (@necrobranson) and…
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E0 #13 - Walt's Smile Log [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) talks about patronizing a lemonade stand, buying a new car, and his thoughts on President Joe Biden. Full episode on Patreon…
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161 - Twice for Flinchin'
School bullies Squeezer (@necrobranson), A.J. Baretta (@intellegint), and Matt Marine (@charlesraustin) share their bullying tips, tricks, and equipment. E1 on…
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E0 #12 - Terre Haute Public Radio: After Hours: Round the Table: Bitchin' [Preview] [Patreon Only]
Public radio personalities Sal Tonguesly (@necrobranson), Gore Wemsley (@intellegint), and Fulton Lighthouse (@charlesraustin) complain about strip clubs…
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160 - Shredders
Guitar virtuosos Lezzy Duchamp (@intellegint), Rodney Roger (@necrobranson), Lupo Toscano (@charlesraustin), and Krep Lasagna (@thevillainjoel) swap backstage…
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E2 #27 - East to West [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Paranormal enthusiasts Graham Casino (@intellegint), Stu Donut (@necrobranson), and Lawrence Lawhead (@charlesraustin) discuss Merlins, skeleton keys, and a…
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159 - Ref Report: The Final Whistle [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
NBA referees Leslie Action (@necrobranson), Dan Summers (@intellegint), and Rodney Roe (@charlesraustin), along with aspiring ref Darrell Hovis (@tom_on_here)…
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158 - America's Greatest Winner
Game show host Buddy Puddle (@necrobranson) welcomes rollercoaster designer Marshall Lamieux (@intellegint) and music sensation Bryden Brantley…
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E2 #26 - A Joe Biden Christmas [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk holidays and politics. Full episode on Patreon…
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157 - Hallmark Presents Tales of Christmas: We're Christmas Crazy
Pete Sugarbread (@intellegint), Douglas Fir (@necrobranson), and Danny Elfman Jr. (@charlesraustin) share their favorite things about Christmas and trade…
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156 - The Confession of Walt Tremblay
Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) confesses his sins to a priest (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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E2 #25 - Forever Young Adults: An Exploration of YA Literature and Culture [Preview] [Patreon Only]
YA authors Betsy Lavender (@necrobranson), Quince Drumheller (@intellegint), and C.A. Walker (@charlesraustin) share excerpts of their latest work. Full…
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155 - Crown of Mist: The Final Day of Princess Diana
On August 31, 1997, the world changed forever when the famous Princess Diana died in a car crash. This documentary explores new evidence about what really…
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154 - #TPC [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint) calls his old friend Boone Corsica (@necrobranson) while driving his Tesla Plymouth Prowler to share a new business idea. Full…
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E2 #24 - The Amazon Fulfillment Center AmbassadorCast [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Amazon FC Ambassadors Bart (@necrobranson), Crib (@intellegint), and Herb (@charlesraustin) share more experiences from the Amazon fulfillment center and…
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153 - The 1st Annual E1 vs PAL Robin Williams Memorial Riff-Off
When Lorne Michaels (@charlesraustin) is diagnosed with funnybone cancer that can only be healed with laughter, he receives treatment from a comedy troupe of…
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E0 #11 - The Chili Meditation [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about making chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44221562
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152 - Air Dad MVP: Most Valuable Person: Pup, Pup, and Away!
All-American dad Bill Blinkerman-Kaminski has the house with the white picket fence and a loving family. But there's one problem. He got laid off from his job…
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151 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now?
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) discuss their clothing companies and ask girls some questions about what they…
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150 - Inside The Vault: The Life of a Screenwriter [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (@intellegint), Clover Sorkin (@necrobranson), and Miles Davinci (@charlesraustin) discuss their craft and preview their…
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149 - Decision Night 2020
Newscasters Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) and their numbers guy Jimmy Integer (@charlesraustin) call live results for…
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148 - Uncle's Baby Shower: The Vibe of Life
Rapper and father-to-be Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) hosts a baby shower and discusses the miracle of life with Mr. Drama (@intellegint), FaZe Polanski…
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E0 #10 - Second Shift 2 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) comforts late night listeners with more soothing tales. Full episode on Patreon…
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147 - Live in Detroit: The Farm Report Presents The Funeral of Bill Laimbeer (2018-12-21)
2018 live show featuring poetry and The Farm Report's remembrance of Bill Laimbeer. With @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin (Recorded 2018-12-21).