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Second Place Chasers
Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider, to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.
Episodes
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The Irish C
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek eight where City stumbled for the first time this season. The other Manchester club had already stumbled and fallen over…
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A Will Hughes Beard Tincture
Jack and Keith return after a trivia hiatus to look back at gameweek seven where Chelsea kept a clean sheet, Everton and Brentford had their first losses, and…
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Enough About My Transvestism
Jack and Keith welcome the Premier League back after a long international break where QPR's keeper kept four clean sheets and saved a penalty, England thrashed…
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Lachlan Tribute
Jack and Keith get together to remember Lachlan. It's basically them talking for a bit between clips of Lachlan and some of his music. You can easily skip the…
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That's Why I'm Not Welsh
Jack and Keith look back on a rather uninspiring gameweek five ahead of a three week long international break. Jack's Chelsea curse intensifies and he reads a…
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I Want Me Palmer Goals
Jack and Keith return after a week off for trivia. Jack brings some trivia to the podcast and reflects on his first week as a new Chelsea fan and is a little…
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Who's Your Football Daddy?
Jack and Keith struggle through their first podcast since Lachlan's passing. We will miss his unwavering love of Chelsea (to the point of delusion) and his…
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Tielemans Is Where?
We're back! Nobody asked for it, but Jack and Keith return for another season of nonsense. Predictions for the final standings in the Premier League…
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Sea Chicken
Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on…
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Just Hot Air And Shit
Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing…
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Idiots
Jack and Keith review the international break, the six-a-side competition, and the trivia. There's also some FPL talk.
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Anthony Gordon Blow Up Dolls
Jack and Keith are once again without their Chelsea loving co-host who has just had his stem cell transplant done. It's less fun than watching the Chelsea v…
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Guess Who Else Was German
Jack and Keith seem to be more interested in their six-a-side team than the FPL gameweek. I wonder why? Lachlan goes to Sydney to begin his transition, or…
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Dominic Cruciate Ligament
With the end of another international break, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek eight and discuss their options. Jack is looking to a tall German to boost…
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Why Have A Nibble When You Can Have A Chunk?
Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as…
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The Woodkins Twins
Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.
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The Vegan Episode
Recorded in the middle of gameweek four and during the game updating, Jack, Lachlan, and Keith find plenty to waffle on about. Even veganism.
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What Time Is It?
It's a Batalla take over as Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan and Kyle, who are first and second our mini league. We find out what everyone's plans are for…
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What's That Smell?
Jack and Keith are surprised by something they haven't experienced before. Lachlan has a plan. A long term plan. A not totally ridiculous plan. Brace…
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The Touch Of Shit
Jack and Keith look back on their gameweek one scores and predictions. Keith proves that last season's struggles weren't just a flash in the pan. Jack promises…
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The Last Hurrah
Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan by phone just before the Europa League final which is a bit like if there was a playoff game to stay in the Premier…
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The Chelsea Void
Jack and Keith enjoy the serenity and 33% more cider with the absence of Lachlan this week. Another blue and white team take the lions share of the chat as…
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Murphy's Law
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith look forward to double gameweek 32. Lachlan predicts more misery for Liverpool, while Jack just wants Leicester to be put out of…
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On The Two-Two Train
Lachlan, Jack, and Keith cover gameweek thirty and thirty-one, welcome back reckless Lachlan, and say goodbye to Leicester.
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A Mild Four Nil And A Little Dog In A Handbag
Lachlan returns to the podcast after a one week absence. Jack has a Leicester lament, and we wonder why both Nicky and Ricky are in Thailand at the same time…
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There's Always Someone Waiting
Jack and Keith hold down the fort with Lachlan unavailable. As expected, the ten minute Chelsea/VAR rant is missing from this episode. It will undoubtedly…
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Rogers Is A Bum
Jack and Keith sit back and listen to Lachlan get angry about Chelsea.....again! Even though they didn't have a shot on target against Brighton, he tries to…
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Master Vs Apprentice
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith talk nonsense ahead of another gameweek. Can Jack and Keith manage to talk Lachlan out of captaining Palmer instead of Salah or Isak?
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Is That David Moyes?
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan come in mid-gameweek and during a power outage and a storm to discuss the future prospects of Graham Potter and David Moyes. Lachlan…
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A New Leaf
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan look back at gameweek twenty, look ahead to the FA cup, and wonder if Nuno could be the manager of the season.
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Boorowa Internet
The podcast returns for 2025, with Lachlan trying to explain how he came to have Kulusevski as captain, and vowing to make a comeback in the second half of the…
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Third Member
Jack and Keith are joined by new host Lachlan. What should you know about Lachlan? Well, his first tattoo was of the Chelsea badge, he likes Chelsea, and he…
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Ed Sheeran's Not A Looker
Jack and Keith are once again without a guest but they carry on regardless.....speaking of carry on.....
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Leverage Is The Answer
Jack and Keith are back after the International break to look ahead to gameweek four. A late withdrawal means that there is no guest this week, but they…
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All You Need Is A Good Lawyer
Jack and Keith meet at the start of the international break to look back on a reasonably successful gameweek three, they also spot the bald fraud, a big win…
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Knee Cranium
This week Jack and Keith welcome their first guest of the season. Everything is going well until Lachlan is given the keys to the car......
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The Vardy Party Returns
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek one, both just scraping above average scores. One manager in their mini league did somewhat better, finishing the gameweek…
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The Rooney Handicap
Jack and Keith are back (again) to give you zero useful insights into the Fantasy League world, as they look ahead to gameweek one and give predictions for the…
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It Is Now
A final look at the 23/24 FPL season and who won what. Jack gives us his favourite transfers of the season, what he thinks of the England squad for the Euros…
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They Think It's All Over
Jack and Keith look forward to the final gameweek of the season. Even though they won the league a couple of weeks ago, Jack still manages to find a reason to…
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Fiftieth Time's The Charm
For the fiftieth (recorded) time, Jack and Keith cast their eye over the FPL landscape (possibly some Championship, too).
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Three Times My Wife Has Given Me Cheese
Jack and Keith talk to possible/probable head to head champion Leo on the phone. There is the inevitable Championship talk, with Leicester's victory making…
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Larry
Jack and Keith record in the middle of the double gameweek, with Jack getting thrashed by Gary, and Keith moving up again. At least Leicester are giving Jack…
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The Mad Scientist
Jack and Keith are joined in the "studio" by Lachy. If you like Chelsea and swearing, this one is for you.
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Pop Off
Jack and Keith once again have Surya on the phone, who's pre-gym routine includes drinking Guiness. He's also not at all interested in the Championship, or…
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Lawyer Up
Recorded halfway through gameweek thirty-one, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek thirty-two and spend way too much time on the Championship. Jack threatens…
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Looking For Signs
Jack and Keith start off the episode in the Championship, where QPR have won three in a row, and Leicester have lost three in a row. What? Jack outscored Keith…
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Bowen Therapy
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek twenty-six, which had a surprising end, and ahead to a big game in the Championship.
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De Bruyne Is Back On The Blacklist
Jack and Keith record just before the end of double gameweek twenty-five. Jack goes off on KDB, Keith laughs at Mick Beale's predicament and looks forward to…
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A Glitch In Time
Jack and Keith struggle through a cider free episode, but lose most of the recording due to equipment glitching. Excellent.
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He'll Never Trust Us Again
Jack and Keith get through the longest gameweek and prepare for gameweek twenty-two via the Championship, a one point thrashing, some sage advice to Jack, and…
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Stratetitian
Jack and Keith discuss their options for gameweek twenty-one which takes place over two weeks and will be without Salah, Son, Alexander-Arnold, Kudus…
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That's Just So Last Year
Jack and Keith recorded a podcast just before the end of 2023, during the silly season. Keith edited the podcast and promptly forgot completely about it, until…
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Sterling Effort
Jack and Keith record during another thunderstorm and a hangover. Jack shows off his new Christmas present and tries hard to give away some kittens. Keith…
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Bit Less Shit
Jack and Keith finally have themselves a guest, as Hayley joins them to talk about her FPL team, Man United, kittens, and moustaches.
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Son-Burnt
Jack and Keith look back on gw16 with barely a mention of Jack selling Son before a 17 point return. It's still hot, there are still birds in the background…
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Alexander-Arnold's Arse Crack
Jack and Keith Complain about their gameweek scores and the heat, consider whether Leo has stolen the luck of the Irish, and notice a crack in Liverpool's…
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James To The Rescue
Jack and Keith look forward to gameweek thirteen and the delights of having several players flagged as doubtful. Franklin the cat makes a very brief…
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Cashing Out
Jack and Keith enter the international break, and talk over possibilities for their teams. QPR are still unbeaten under Cifuentes, but Leicester are stumbling.
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Welcome To The Thunderdome
Jack and Keith lament a woeful gameweek, but QPR come away with a glorious point under their new manager, Marti Cifuentes. Leicester don't fare so well against…