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Ross Patterson Revolution!
Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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- Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 1232 - Rolling Stone Releases Another Bullsh*t List
Today we discuss Rolling Stone magazine's list of the Top Rock Songs of the 21st Century, and as always, it sucks. We discuss what should have made it…
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Episode 1231 - Tiptoe'in With Riff Raff
Ross takes Jessie to meet rapper Riff Raff for their 13th Wedding Anniversary and she's super stoked, "The Pitt" star Noah Wyle is named People's…
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Episode 1230 - Don't Try To Inspire Me!
Today we discuss celebrities and influencers who are jamming inspiration in your face, actress Sophia Bush telling you just to get divorced if you feel you can…
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Episode 1229 - Jay Z Chooses Himself
Today we discuss the head of the Super Bowl halftime show Jay Z choosing himself as the halftime performer this year, Miley Cyrus's weird meltdown at the…
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Episode 1228 - Baywatch Is Back Baby!!!
Today we play the new Baywatch tv series trailer and it's every bit as cheesy as you want it to be, Kelly Clarkson gets turned down for trying to buy a $15,000…
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Episode 1227 - Selma Blair Flies Unfriendly Skies
Today we discuss actress Selma Blair flipping out on an airplane, biting a stewardess, punching a cop, and then front-kicking a nurse at the hospital. We also…
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Episode 1226 - Rosanne Is Back!
Today we discuss Rosanne Barr's new show with Randy Quaid about Doomsday Preppers, why DJ Conner is in his "villian phase", Scott Bacula leaping back…
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Episode 1225 - Tom Cruise Digs Box Office Hole
Today we discuss Tom Cruise's new movie "Digger" bombing at the box office, the guy who is living the male dream in "I Play Rocky", and the…
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The Final Inch Audiobook Trailer
The last novel in the St. James St. James series is out now! This is the final book in the "Romance Novels For Dudes" saga. If you like Naked Gun, this…
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Episode 1224 - The B*tch They Couldn't Kill
Today we discuss Tennessee death row inmate Kristina Pike who would not die after 2 lethal injections last night, neobabies we love and hate, Jessie accuses…
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Episode 1223 - Jessie Is TUBI Famous
Today we discuss Jessie becoming overnight famous on TUBI for "Helen Keller vs Nightwolves", DJ Conner responds to Roseanne Barr, the MTV VMA's have…
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Episode 1222 - Rosanne Responds To DJ Connor
Rosanne goes scorched earth on her tv son "DJ Connor", Ella Langley officially has the longest running #1 song of all time, Dolly Parton really thought…
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Episode 1221 - Converse Embraces The Klan?
Today we discuss the ridiculousness of the backlash the Converse commercial that supposedly show a KKK theme, Mark Ruffalo hates the Paramount merger even the…
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Episode 1220 - Macklemore Keeps It REAL
Today we go Uncirc'd as we learn about the topic that is truly important to Ed Sheeran fans... Gaza. We also discuss the Mom and son who have been having sex…
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Episode 1219 - Woman Gets Nude On American Airlines Flight
Today we discuss the woman, who may be hot, that got nude and masturbated on an American Airlines flight to Miami, why women are getting freckle surgery, a…
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Episode 1218 - Slave Reparations: The Movie
Today we discuss the unreleased "Slave Reparations" movie from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone that's starring Kendrick Lamar, the wild…
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Episode 1217 - Hot Girl Attends Football Game
Ross goes Uncirc'd as he discusses the hot girl from the Ole Miss game that went viral, 3 people die at this year's Burning Man Festival, and Aunt Becky from…
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Episode 1216 - Feminism Died Today
In honor of feminist Gloria Steinem passing away today, we celebrate feminism... or whatever the opposite of that is. We also discuss the new Meta settings for…
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Episode 1215 - 2Pac Murder Finally Solved
Today we discuss the guilty verdict in the 2Pac Shakur murder 30 years later, the Lindsay Clancy trial appears to have a hung jury as the judge asks the jury…
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Episode 1214 - We Lost Another One
Today we discuss the biggest celebrity death of all time, Peter Cullen who was the voice of Optimus Prime. We also chat about the Dolly Parton song that was…
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Episode 1213 - RIP Dolly Parton
Toward the end of today's show we learn about the passing of Icon and beloved country music star Dolly Parton, Tom Holland rakes in $100 Million for the latest…
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Episode 1212 - Meghan and Harry Move Back to the UK
Today we discuss Meghan Markle and Prince Harry moving back to the UK, the insane trial of Lindsay Clancy, and the Asian robot who broke Usain Bolt's 100M…
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Episode 1211 - Hayden Panettiere Dead At 36
Today we discuss Hayden Panettiere's sudden death from cardiac arrest, the 2Pac murder trial that is underway, and Rosie O'Donnell coming back to host the…
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Episode 1210 - Is Jeremy Strong TOO Method?
Today we discuss Jeremy Strong staying in character for 7 months as a Polish Nazi hunter in his new movie, our hatred of the season finale of Widow's Bay, the…
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Episode 1209 - Brad Pitt Is Partying Again!
Brad Pitt is back on the wagon, Jacob Dylan definitely remembers Jessie at a Wallflowers concert, why Widow's Bay is an incredible tv show, and Ross finds a…
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Episode 1208 - Perez Hilton Goes Full 'Carrie'
Today we discuss Perez Hilton losing his mind and cutting himself on TikTok, the new Chris Hanson movie, and are we experiencing a "Pattisance" with…
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Episode 1207 - Spiderman Crawls To Top Of Box Office
Today we discuss the new Spiderman movie breaking records at the box office, how Tom Holland and Zendaya are in The Odyssey as well, how Ariana Grande is…
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Episode 1206 -Jared Leto's Sex Cult Exposed
After years of telling you about the Jared Leto sex cult, a BBC documentary accuses him of sexual misconduct, the NC man with a micropenis that measures 0.38…
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Episode 1205 - We "Crimed" To Close To The Sun
Today we discuss whether or not white women's fascination with true crime created some of the more recent murders, we also mark this as the last day we will…
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Episode 1204 - Lauren Boebert Botox Mishap
Today we discuss Lauren Boebert getting real about botox, why Ross thinks Ms. Rachel is in the CCP, and YouTubers taking over Netflix. Hardafseltzer.com -…
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Episode 1203 - Why The Odyssey Is So Polarizing
Ross reviews Christopher Nolan's new movie "The Odyssey" as we discuss why their is such a division of people who hated it or loved it... allegedly. Is…
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Episode 1202 - Taco Bell Causes Diarrhea?
Today we discuss why Taco Bell is removing items from their menu due to the diarrhea outbreak, why Mexico needs more Taco Bells, and why Sam Neill's death will…
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Episode 1201 - Will Tom Cruise Finally Win An Oscar?
Today we discuss Tom Cruise's new movie "Digger" after the trailer drop last night, the "Burning Man" documentary that is #1 on Netflix, and…
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Episode 1200 - Garth Brooks Flies Again
An hour after Tuesday's show, Garth Brooks announces he will go on a world tour... but only in one city. Luke Wilson age 54 has a child with his 24 year old…
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Episode 1199 - Super Misleading Titles
Today we discuss the death of the LFMAO singer from the song "Party Rock" and it is not who you think, the success of the movie "Backrooms"…
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Episode 1198 - Poopin' In The USA
Today we discuss the vile woman who pooped her pants at a Noah Kahan concert in Philly then tried to waffle stomp her sh*t down the drain in the front row, the…
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Episode 1197 - Don't Street Fight Elliot Page
Today we discuss the real man that Elliot Page has become, the "Little House On The Prairie" remake, Taylor Swift's Madison Square Garden wedding, and…
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Episode 1196 - Are You an Ella Fella?
Ross gets caught writing a love song for Jessie, Kanye goes back on tour defying the mayor of Tampa, Jessie would rather have a dinner date than go to Ella…
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Episode 1195 - Savannah Guthrie's Mom Said to Be Dead
Today we discuss Savannah Guthrie's mom allegedly said to be dead in a ransom note, Michael Jackson stealing his whole schtick from a 1974 movie, and why…
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Episode 1194 - America Is F##king Awesome!
Ross goes Uncirc'd from his hotel at the World Cup after partying with people from England and Croatia, the joy of the atmosphere World Cup, Hunter Biden's…
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Episode 1193 - Jelly Roll Files for Divorce
Ross goes full Uncirc'd on Jelly Roll filing for divorce, the bungee cord death in Brazil WITHOUT the bungee, and the helicopter crash that killed Oliver Tree…
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Episode 1192 - WuTang Saves New York City
Today we chat about the celebrities at Madison Square Graden going nuts at last night's Knicks game, Scary Movie 6 crushes at the box office, High Times…
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Episode 1191 - Ariana Grande Breaks up with SpongeBob
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Episode 1190 - 2 Hookers And A Shootout
NHL legend Sean Avery gets targeted by his neighbor shooting out tires and ordering prostitutes, the Karmelo Anthony trial gets underway, and Joe Rogan is…
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Episode 1189 - Make California Great Again
Tonight we find out the election results of Spencer Pratt, why YouTubers are having so much success in Hollywood with films like Backrooms, Obsession, and Iron…
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Episode 1188 - 10 Year Anniversary of Harambe's Death
The White House honored Harambe on the ten year anniversary of the gorilla’s murder, Gayle King finally squashed the longtime rumor and she and Oprah were…
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Episode 1187 - The George Floyd Joke
The internet is coming after all the comedians at the Roast of Kevin Hart — including Hart himself — for how offensive the jokes were, especially the George…
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Episode 1186 - The End Of The Late Show
Iconic late night show The Late Show on CBS is done forever and Stephen Colbert’s politics killed it, someone got Morgan Freeman’s velvety voice to say…
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Episode 1185 - Mark Fuhrman Is Dead
Ross and Jessie chat about the death of OJ Simpson detective Mark Fuhrman, Elliot Page AI viral videos, and if Spencer Pratt can actually win as mayor of Los…
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Episode 1184 - Alex Murdaugh Is Free
Alex Murdaugh has had his conviction for murders of his wife and son overturned by the South Carolina Supreme Court (but he's not leaving jail), Spencer Pratt…
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Episode 1183 - Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey Disaster
The latest trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey adaptation makes it seem almost certain that this film is going to be godawful, Tony Hinchcliffe gave one of…
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Episode 1182 - Epstein's Suicide Note Released
The New York Times has obtained a copy of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note and it definitely sounds like he wrote it, new and somehow worse…
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Episode 1181 - Met Gala Is the Hunger Games
We break down the worst of the Met Gala, including Lena Dunham, a quadraplegic model, and the obscene liberal virtue signaling at one of the. most expensive…
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Episode 1180 - Brown Baggin' Thursday
Ross finally saw the Michael Jackson biopic and it was, unfortunately, really really good. Plus, the new Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix leaves absolutely no…
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Episode 1179 - Michael Jackson Biopic Crushes Box Office
The Michael Jackson biopic is smashing box office records despite the fact that it totally glosses over some... stuff, Lisa Kudrow is complaining that the…
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Episode 1178 - Molly Ringwald's Meltdown
80s dream girl Molly Ringwald took to Instagram to randomly rant about politics, the situation keeps getting worse and worse for Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini…
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Episode 1177 - D4vd Charged With Murder
Rapper D4vd has pleaded not guilty to murder and the prosecution seems EXTREMELY eager to get to trial, the new Micahel Jackson biopic is getting horrific…
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Episode 1176 - Is Will Smith Gay?
A woman took to social media to talk about how she used to work for Will Smith's agent and has seen firsthand that the Oscar-winning actor is gay, Meghan…
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Episode 1175 - Ross Is Too Young For Coachella
We watch an endless stream of videos from this year's Coachella and reach the only obvious conclusion any sane human being can reach: going to Coachella looks…
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Episode 1174 - Is Diddy Going To Be Free Today?
Diddy is back in court and his lawyers are arguing that he should go free because of evidence they were not allowed to present at trial and because Diddy's…