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FRANKIE AND THE KLITZ
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FRANKIE AND THE KLITZThe Spirit of the Season: Ouija boards and diet Mountain Dew
What are your favorite things to do in the fall? Take a quick trip to Central Park in NYC? Drive to Portland to see where the movie Twilight was made? All of…
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Ice Scream Revelations
You’re addicted to your reels, aren’t you? Your algorithm is captivating, isn’t it? Klitz’ algorithm is mostly about African baboons…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZSwinging Spiders
Klitz is deathly afraid of spiders. He simply won’t go up to the top of the WCU building either. But that doesn’t mean he paints his nails and cries when he…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZMango high noon. We drank it so you don’t have to.
We’ve all heard stories about getting spankings in school. Obviously, this happened to the Boomers and Gen X. But did your parents spank you? What did they…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZDolly, the Dodo, and the Lottery Brainiacs
It’s offensive for us to hear why Dolly Parton was famous. We, here at the F&K podcast, believe Dolly Parton was successful, due to her kindness and…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZWheel of Misfortune — WNBA Edition
The WNBA is dangerous and not for the faint of heart. It’s been violent lately, but on occasion, those players do indeed make lay-ups. Forget that…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZSummertime
Let’s say that summer used to be a great season. It’s possible the last few days of this heat has put Klitz over the edge. Does it feel good to be…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZ7 9 26
This is bad. We’re concerned that our parents are overly concerned with courtroom drama on prime-time television. The boomers feel they can’t miss…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZObsolete OBJECTS
Have you ever had a trash compactor in your kitchen? If so, can we get a job that makes us rich too? Do any of you still use a phonebook, DVD player, or rent…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZWHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO DIE?
If somebody wanted a large attendance at their funeral, what would be the ideal age to die? No really, we want to know. We know it sounds macabre, but there…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZMAY 20
It’s graduation time! Please tell us if someone threw you a graduation party, or if you got a gift besides money. Klitz’ party at his house was so big, he…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZBANANAS, BBQ’S AND MALT LIQUOR
If you could only cook one thing for a BBQ at your house, what would it be? Klitz doesn’t think the investment of brisket is worth it. You’ve been…
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APRIL 27
When you were a kid growing up in Quincy, were you a Cardinals or Cubs fan? Both Klitz and Frankie have spent a great deal of time in Chicago. Living in Quincy…
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April 11
OMG, do not go see the movie, “Tiptoes.” The movie has Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, Gary Oldman, Patricia Arquette, and Peter Dinklage, and more…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZMARCH 26
What Saturday morning cartoons did you watch as a kid? Thundercats, Smurfs, Muppet Babies? What time did you wake up on your own and rush downstairs? Did you…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZMARCH 12
Do you put the toiler paper roll on backwards like a savage nincompoop? Please don’t tell Klitz you put it on like a lunatic. In the pod today, house parties…
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High School Hangouts and Reunions
Where did you hang out in high school? Jack’s parking lot? Music world on Broadway? Hardee’s parking lot? Were you one of the losers driving up and down…
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Feb. 13
Does anyone remember the mail-in opportunity to buy 12 CDs or tapes for a penny? Besides destroying Frankie’s credit, it helped to build western civilization…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZIs watching TV a hobby?
If a man doesn’t have a hobby, he’s doing it wrong. Beer brewing may be a hobby, but golf is, for sure. Klitz says that watching football can be a…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZMERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS
Christmas is so hard, isn’t it? Do you feel it’s breaking you? Frankie has seen people go broke trying to please their families. Klitz has angered…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZRemembering being a kid at Christmas
Ever been to Merkels by The Abbey or the Kay Bee toy store in the old mall? Ever heard of the K’s Merchandise catalog or the Sears Catalog? Did you…
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KIDS TODAY …
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZ: Are kids loyal to each other? Do they run in packs like they used to, back in the day? Can boys be as tight as the boys in the movie…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZHALLOWEEN WITH THESE KNUCKLEHEADS
This podcast was all about Halloween, but the headline should be “Most Heavily Edited” podcast. Klitz was having way too much fun and Bob had to…
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Tylenol may or may not cause autism, but Fruit Loops cause ADHD. Is that true? There’s no way to know. Why do women wear make-up? Are they’re…
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FOOTBALL AND MASSAGES
Frankie wasn’t terribly perky today, but you can always count on The Klitz to turn that frown upside down! It’s football time and Klitz is ready…
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AUGUST 14
This weekend is the big District Street Concert. Frankie is excited to see the official AC/DC cover band, but wait until you hear what Klitz says about it. Who…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZFANTASY FOOTBALL AND OZZY OSBOURNE
If the inside of someone’s car is a complete mess all the time, what does the inside of their house look like? As summer winds down, Klitz wonders if…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZBAD HOLIDAYS
Frankie and the Klitz are in a bad head space these days. Thinking of horrible ways to die is foremost on their brains lately. What’s your least favorite…
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Happy Birthday, Klitz
Would you join a country club? Is there an Epstein list? Klitz says no and yes. But what’s really on Klitz’ mind is the commercial for Anacin that…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZTHE QUINCY ACCENT
How many people don’t have an inner monologue? In other words, if you don’t talk to yourself, is it because you don’t have anything between your ears? Quincy…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZLOTTERY, HEALTHCARE AND TIPPING
Who plays the lottery and why should we make fun of someone who does? Is health insurance a scam? Nether Frankie, nor the Klitz tip on to-go orders and Frankie…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZCorporal Punishment and Italian Beef or Philly Cheesesteak?
In the classroom as a kid, Klitz never got his mouth taped shut, but it’s possible his teachers tried to deport him. Frankie tries to find the line between…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZShingles anybody?
Parental discretion is advised. Do you know anyone who has ever had shingles? Klitz explains how painful it is, while pontificating about the deceased Pope…
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APRIL 3 2025
Probably needs to be a parental guidance warning on this one. Josh has schwetty parts and Frankie is dry and scaly, according to reports.
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MARCH 22
Frankie Murphy Giesing and Josh Klitz get into the gory details of the death of Gene Hackman and then deftly switch to muscle cars. Hooligans brings you…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZBOYS AND THEIR TOYS
Frankie and Josh talk about the cool kids toys for the young, young at heart and the oldsters. Josh, noting his age, says while Hooligans will not be open for…
FRANKIE AND THE KLITZFEB. 20
Both Frankie and The Klitz were born in the late 1970s, so they both feel they have a lot of opinions on their era of fashion, movies, and the music of their…