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Story Pirates
The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
Episodes
Story PiratesHow The Beaver Came To Canada/President Worm (feat. Claire Danes)
When a conspiracy theorist (Claire Danes) boards their ship, the Story Pirates must convince her they are not from outer space. Featuring two new stories: ‘How…
Story PiratesThe Quest for the Golden Bananas/Pigduction (feat. Franchesca Ramsey)
The Story Pirates face stormy weather when a super sad lost cloud (Franchesca Ramsey) has a full on meltdown while hovering over their ship. Featuring two new…
Story PiratesI Love Cats/The Wizard Who Could Just Go Poof (feat. John Oliver)
When a 40 foot tall squirrel (John Oliver) threatens to break delicate tchotchkes and handcrafted chairs on the ship, the Story Pirates must convince him to…
Story PiratesHelen’s Pizza Ria/The Creation Of Chicken Parm (feat. George Salazar)
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the Story Pirates have an episode all about something they love: pizza! Join the crew as they learn the ins and outs of…
Story PiratesThe Boy Who Hated Kisses/The Pancake Habit
Thanks to the repairs of Siegfried the Viking, the Story Pirates new flying ship is ready for lift off! But before they can shoot off into the stratosphere…
Story PiratesA Hamster's Workday/Backstroke Raptor
The Story Pirates Podcast is back for a new season! After spending several months on a deserted island, Captain Rolo and Siegfried the Viking must convince the…
Story PiratesNEW SEASON ANNOUNCEMENT: the Story Pirates Podcast is Coming Back on January 31st, 2019!
Lee finds an old radio transmitter on the island and uses it to make a very exciting announcement! This mini-episode also features a bonus interview with kid…
Story PiratesBonus: Calling All Mapmakers!
We're looking for ideas from kids for our next book with Random House, including kid-drawn maps of a fictional world! Parents go to storypirates.com/spark to…
Story PiratesNOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE: Story Pirates’ new Album Preview
The Story Pirates have a new album and it’s out now! Today’s episode previews some of the featured songs. Listen to NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE wherever you find…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: Silly Monster Problem/Will Wants 300 Bucks/Star
It’s almost time to set sail, but the Story Pirates have another summer bonus episode to listen to while they pack. Today’s episode features two previously…
Story PiratesTeacher’s Guide: Characters With Big Dreams/Make Your Problem Huge
In today’s summer bonus episode, Lee visits a new part of the ship and makes a clever new friend who introduces two lesson plans that parents and teachers can…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: The Hungry Rock/A Girl With Superpowers/The Chessmaster
Sure, it’s September. Sure, school has started. But summer hasn’t technically ended! At least it hasn’t for the Story Pirates, who have a new summer bonus…
Story PiratesThe Story Pirates + Brains On!: Dr. Weirdo and the Boring Unicorn
The Story Pirates take a break from summer bonus episodes to team up with Brains On! for a special collaborative episode. Featuring a brand new story called…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: The Person Who Could Not Spin/Sandwich Day/How To Make A Basketball Plant
Question: Who has two thumbs and wants another summer bonus episode of the Story Pirates Podcast? Answer: A cute dog. With thumbs. But you can listen too!…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: I Want To Be Rich/Fart Out Loud Day/Nothing Is Impossible
A new summer bonus episode from the Story Pirates coming atcha! Today’s episode features a new story called I Want To Be Rich by a 3rd grader from…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: I Lost The Clock Pieces and the Dog Ate Them/The Giraffe Didn’t Know/Star
It’s time for another summer bonus episode from the Story Pirates! Today’s episode features a new story called I Lost The Clock Pieces And The Dog Ate Them, by…
Story PiratesSummer Bonus: Frank the Monster/All 8 Unicorns/Penguin Office
The Story Pirates are back with a special summer bonus episode featuring some of our favorite songs! This weeks episode includes Frank the Monster Who Wasn't…
Story PiratesThe Big Secret/What the World Was Called Before Us
In part two of the season finale, the Story Pirates encounter a mysterious stranger with mystical abilities. This week’s episode features two new stories: "The…
Story PiratesThe Story Pirates + Wow in the World: The Mixed-Up Sensory World of Synesthesia
The Story Pirates take a break before their big season finale for a special smash up, mash up, crossover episode with Wow in the World, all about the science…
Story PiratesThe Great Wallaby Adventure/Presents For Mom
In part one of the two-part season finale, Meghan, Rachel and Peter threaten mutiny unless Lee joins them in singing a hokey song. This week’s episode features…
Story PiratesThe Person Who Could Not Spin/Triple Power (feat. Sasheer Zamata and Aparna Nancherla)
Rolo obsesses over two entrancing sirens (Sasheer Zamata and Aparna Nancherla) who teach the Pirates about being #blessed. This week’s episode features two new…
Story PiratesHow to Make a Basketball Plant/The Clean Machine (feat. Wyatt Cenac)
The Story Pirates' dream of opening a restaurant/bistro/cafe onboard the ship is put in jeopardy when Russ T. Walrus (Wyatt Cenac), a famously harsh food…
Story PiratesGeorge’s Cheese/Pizza Revenge (feat. Alison Pill and Josh Sharp)
Meghan reveals the mystery of her porpoise-full past and must heal a rift between her porpoise protege Travis (Josh Sharp) and the intimidating Mother Porpoise…
Story PiratesThe Giraffe Didn't Know/Raining Cake (feat. Michael Cerveris)
When they receive an unexpected visit from a famous treasure hunter (Michael Cerveris), the Story Pirates join the search for Captain Hootie’s famous…
Story PiratesEvil Cockroach Nation/The Guy (feat. Ben Sinclair)
The unthinkable happens when Lee runs out of his favorite drinkable yogurt, kefir. Thankfully, Poseidon and his lesser-known kid brother Greg (Ben Sinclair)…
Story PiratesIn the Car/The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Reading - AKA Me! (feat. Santino Fontana)
The Story Pirates meet a magical hermit crab (Santino Fontana) who either doesn’t believe in himself or isn’t actually magical, but that doesn’t stop the gang…
Story PiratesHow the Grizzly Bear Turned Into a Polar Bear/Boogerman's Trial
After months of seafaring on a nameless ship, the Story Pirates finally decide what to call their vessel. Best of all, the new ship name comes from one of our…
Story PiratesFart Out Loud Day/The Boy Who Invented the BPhone3
Peter’s experiments in the ship laboratory cause almost everyone to develop bizarre superpowers. This weeks episode features two new stories: “Fart Out Loud…
Story PiratesGoing to the Moon/All Rainbow Cars
The gang relieves their boredom by inventing a new sport, and a mysterious curmudgeon from below deck helps them play by the rules. This week’s episode…
Story PiratesThe Chess Master/The Amazing Rake (feat. The Gregory Brothers)
Lee introduces Shipcoin, the first ever Shipto-currency, to the gang; but not everyone is thrilled with the new economy on board. This week’s episode features…
Story PiratesFrank the Monster/The Automatic Thinker
Lee returns to find the ship is a little different than when he left, and goes toe to toe with Peter in the first ever Peter Games. This week’s episode…
Story PiratesBONUS! - More Stories from Live in LA! (feat. Patton Oswalt)
More stories from our live show in Los Angeles featuring Patton Oswalt! Our featured stories today include Computer Boy by Julian, No Veggie Machine by Zadie…
Story PiratesLive in LA! - To Do/Super Granny (feat. Patton Oswalt)
The Story Pirates are live in LA with special guest PATTON OSWALT! This week’s episode features two new stories: “To Do,” a hip hop to-do list about a boy and…
Story PiratesNothing Is Impossible/Act Like Someone Else Day
In episode 12, the Story Pirates face Mother Nature's wrath as a perfect storm batters the ship. This week’s episode features two new stories: “Nothing Is…
Story PiratesDreaming Sheep/Pig and Unicorn
In episode 11, the gang discovers the joy of the prank call but soon realizes that supernatural forces can’t take a joke. This week’s episode features two new…
Story PiratesSandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers
This week’s episode features two new stories: “Sandwich Day,” the deliciously maddening tale of a boy with too much of a good thing, written by a fifth grader…
Story PiratesLadybug Tickle Day/Cement Dude
In episode 9, our fearless captain Rolo’s most prized possession is stolen, and the Story Pirates must band together to unmask the thief. This week’s episode…
Story PiratesHow Do You Play Day/Samantha
In episode 8, the Story Pirates realize that their beloved ship is missing a crucial feature, and call upon their listeners for help. This week’s episode…
Story PiratesThe Goose Prank/Santa Claus and His Life
In episode 7, the Story Pirates partake in the age old tradition of Story Love, shouting out authors and stories that have inspired them throughout the year!…
Story PiratesStar/The World Wide Race of the Worst Cars
This week on The Story Pirates Podcast, the crew receives a visit from an old friend who has gone through a magical transformation due to an interspecies…
Story PiratesOlympic Masters / How Penguin Office Became a Thing
This week on The Story Pirates Podcast, the crew gets frazzled when they realize they are almost out of kids’ stories to perform, and Story Pirate Meghan…
Story PiratesBarry and The Big Climbing Tree / The Girls and the Gods
This week on The Story Pirates Podcast, Lee and Peter struggle to find healthy food aboard the ship, and Lee remembers some hidden treasure he had stowed away…
Story PiratesAll 8 Unicorns/Riding a Seagull Was Good
In this third episode of the new season of Story Pirates Podcast, Peter and Rolo's messy habits on board the ship create tension with the rest of the crew…
Story PiratesAnnoy Your Sister School/The Girl Who Never Took A Bath
In this second episode of the new season of Story Pirates Podcast, Lee and Peter adjust to life on the pirate ship while fellow Story Pirate Rachel acts…
Story PiratesI Love a Ghost/Fred the Carrot
The new season of the Story Pirates Podcast is finally here! In this first episode, Lee and Peter set sail on a pirate ship to fulfill their dream of recording…
Story PiratesComing Soon! New Season of Story Pirates!
A preview of our new season in partnership with Gimlet Media. The new season sets sail on November 20th. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesThe Early Years: I Love You The Best
It’s the season finale! With the relaunch of the Story Pirates Podcast just days away Lee and Peter say thank you to all of the fans with a Story Pirates…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Greatest Hits #4
As the first season of the Story Pirates podcast comes to a close, we present our final greatest hits episode of the season. Featuring classic stories from the…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Best Horse Show Dogs & Mr. Mishes Swedish Fishes
Two more unreleased stories written by kid's from the Story Pirates archives. By 2nd grader Aubrey it's "Best Horse Show Dogs" and from 5th grader Brianna it's…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Greatest Hits #3
Featuring: Volleyball In the Future and Past!, Zach's Story, The Really Cool Dress, William Woods and This Is National Whoopie Cushion Day See…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Gooney Pantoyes & The Face in Bulgaria
Gooney Pantoyes by 4th grader Grace & The Face in Bulgaria by 5th grader Alex See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesKidcast Sampler (Bonus Episode)
In this bonus episode we're giving you a sampler platter of some of our favorite podcasts for kids. If you like what you hear check out apple podcasts.com/kids…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: The Busy Dizzy Dishwashers & The Thanksgiving Mess
The Busy Dizzy Dishwashers by 3rd grader Cameryn and The Thanksgiving Mess by 5th grader Kyle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Greatest Hits #2
Featuring: "Dolly Magic Machine," "Football Tornado," "Ukulele Island," "The Chris Allergic to Garbage Cans" & "Fieldtrip to Oppositeland" See…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Aqua Bus & My Mom is an Annoying Hockey Coach
While Lee and Peter continue their preparation for the podcast relaunch, the Story Pirates present two more classic stories from the archive. The first was…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: The Dog Who Fell in Love with a Cat & King Toot-and-Common
Two classic Story Pirates Radio stories written by Kindergartener Kaci and 4th-grader Savannah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Greatest Hits #1
It's time to start submitting your brand new original stories for the Story Pirates Podcast relaunch in the fall! In the mean time here is our first ever…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Little Stop-It Holiday & Switcheroo Day
While Peter & Lee continue preparation for the podcast relaunch in the fall, the Story Pirates present two stories from the annual Make up Your Own Holiday…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: The Rundown & I Like Lisa
Peter & Lee's summer hiatus continues in preparation for the Story Pirates Podcast relaunch in the fall. Until then the Story Pirates present a Summer Grab Bag…
Story PiratesThe Early Years: Where's Your Diaper & Funny Bunny Holiday
As Peter & Lee prepare for the relaunch of the Story Pirates podcast in the fall the Summer Grab Bag continues with two classic stories from the radio…