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Story Pirates
The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
Episodes
Story PiratesMy Mouth Ran Away/The Zinc Sink With the Kink in the Link Problem (feat. Alison Pill)
Mother Porpoise (Alison Pill) revives her rivalry with Meghan. Featuring two new stories, “My Mouth Ran Away,” a story about a rebellious mouth by Eleanor, an…
Story PiratesThe Gold Tiara/The Blog Story
Nimene searches for a new purpose. Featuring two new stories: “The Gold Tiara,” an epic fantasy tale about two kids who save the world from a dark power…
Story PiratesRockstar/The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse
Lee meets a spider. Featuring two new stories: “Rockstar,” a story about a mistaken identity that proves anyone can take center stage, by Olivia, a 10 year old…
Story PiratesThe Fairy Without Wings/The Competition Competition (feat. Patti Harrison and Mitra Jouhari)
The Story Pirates venture into the depths of an ocean trench where they encounter two bickering Riddlefish (Patti Harrison and Mitra Jouhari). Featuring two…
Story PiratesBlue Night/The Unlucky Man
In part 2 of our season 4 premiere, Rachel and Eric race each other to the treasure, with surprising results. Featuring two new stories: “Blue Night,” a dreamy…
Story PiratesThe Weird Sisters/The Secrets of the Paintings (feat. Stephanie Hsu)
Season 4 begins deep under the ocean, where the Story Pirates investigate the mysterious return of an old friend and meet a new one. Featuring two new stories…
Story PiratesCATS SIT ON YOU - the new Story Pirates album is out now!
The Story Pirates’ new album, CATS SIT ON YOU, is out now! The follow-up to our award winning album BACKSTROKE RAPTOR, CATS SIT ON YOU features more of your…
Story PiratesHedgie and the Cloud Kingdom/Floor Juice (feat. Lilli Cooper)
The Story Pirates head home and are surprised by what they find. Featuring two new stories: “Hedgie and the Cloud Kingdom,” a hedgehog dance party anthem…
Story PiratesThe Strawberry Band/The Angel Pigs (feat. Karan Kendrick)
The Story Pirates finally reach their space destination and meet a queen (Karan Kendrick). Featuring two new stories: “The Strawberry Band,” a song about a…
Story PiratesI Have A Cookie/Three Little Phones (feat. Eddie Cooper)
The Story Pirates meet a shapeshifting alien full of nostalgia. Featuring two new stories: “I Have A Cookie,” a gospel number sung by Eddie Cooper about a huge…
Story PiratesSarah’s Song Story/The Door That No One Could Open (feat. Julie Andrews)
The Story Pirates’ ship enters one of the galaxy’s most dangerous spots, the Switcheroo Zone, and items on board start randomly turning into other things like…
Story PiratesThe Weird Food Club/The Girl Who Painted Everything
Lee gets inside the heads of his Story Pirate friends. Featuring two new stories: “The Weird Food Club,” a story about a group of friends who rally around…
Story PiratesThe Girl Who Wanted To Eat The Sky/The Dice That Didn’t Want To Be Rolled (feat. Aneesa Folds)
Rolo gets a puppy and learns some hard lessons about pet ownership in space. Featuring two new stories: “The Girl Who Wanted To Eat The Sky,” an uplifting song…
Story PiratesThe Night I Started Sharing a Room With My Sister/Dogs With a Secret
Meghan starts a film festival on the ship and the Story Pirates flex their cinematic muscles. Featuring two new stories: “The Night I Started Sharing a Room…
Story PiratesOne Little Pink Rose
In this special bonus episode, we return to a story from last season that reminds us of the need to stand up, take action and make our voices heard. Resources…
Story PiratesThe Poisonous Butterfly/Cartwheel Girl
Lee blows off steam in the ship’s simulroom. Featuring two new stories: “The Poisonous Butterfly,” a story about a bold scientist who has to save the town…
Story PiratesChicken on a Motorcycle/The Donut Gymnast
Peter and Lee learn the shocking truth about Smitty. Featuring two new stories: “Chicken on a Motorcycle,” a tale about a new kind of hero and the explosive…
Story PiratesRosie the Rose/The Soup (feat. Kristen Bell)
A holographic motivational speaker (Kristen Bell) encourages the Story Pirates to the extreme. Featuring two new stories: “Rosie the Rose,” a synth pop tune…
Story PiratesEvery Midnight I Turn Into a Wolf/The Case of the Missing Files (feat. Lena Hall and George Basil)
A Party Planet (George Basil) tries to convince the Story Pirates to stick around and have some fun. Featuring two new stories: “Every Midnight I Turn Into a…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape
In this special bonus episode, everybody’s favorite worm DJ smashes the spacebar for some of our favorite songs and deep cuts from the podcast. See…
Story PiratesThe Time Machine/Dear Water Cycle (feat. Ophira Eisenberg)
A tabloid reporter (Ophira Eisenberg) boards the ship with some surprising news. Featuring two new stories: “The Time Machine,” a song about a potluck supper…
Story PiratesGood Cups/The Dog That Thought the Sunset Was a Ball (feat. Bobby Moynihan)
A visitor from the future (Bobby Moynihan) implores the Story Pirates to help him save the universe. Featuring two new stories: “Good Cups,” a rap about all…
Story PiratesMinnie, the Cutest Dog in the World/How to Be a Great Salesperson (feat. Joe Lo Truglio and Beth Dover)
Baby With A Mustache is left alone on the ship and must defend it against bandits (Joe Lo Truglio and Beth Dover). Featuring two new stories: “Minnie, the…
Story PiratesThe First Kids to Work at the Census/Rowan and the 3 Sloths
In need of extra cash, Siegfried makes a dicey business decision. Featuring two new stories: “The First Kids to Work at the Census,” a song about two kids who…
Story PiratesJumping Bean Jack and Bouncing Bailey/Betsy’s Grand Slam
The Story Pirates have a garage sale, and something very important gets sold by mistake. Featuring two new stories: “Jumping Bean Jack and Bouncing Bailey,” a…
Story PiratesThe Case of the Musical Cinnamon Buns/Attack of the Stuff (feat. Alysha Deslorieux)
Rolo holds a karaoke night competition in the hopes it will attract the Story Pirates to his struggling Bean Emporium. Featuring two new stories: “The Case of…
Story PiratesThe Monkey and the Ice Skates/Tissues (feat. Paul Scheer)
The Story Pirates welcome their old pal Franklin (Paul Scheer) to the ship. Wait. Do we even know a Franklin? Featuring two new stories: “The Monkey and the…
Story PiratesFun Crazy Weird Hair Store/The Mountain Fart (feat. Robin Lord Taylor)
An old friend finds their voice and the Story Pirates discover a surprising new planet. Featuring two new stories: “Fun Crazy Weird Hair Store,” a rocker about…
Story PiratesHumming/Time Trap
The Story Pirates are lost in space. Featuring two new stories: “Humming,” a song about a simple habit that snowballs into a worldwide trend, by Emily, an 11…
Story PiratesQuest for the Crystal Crown
In this special bonus episode about the new Story Pirates book, Quest for the Crystal Crown, Lee interviews authors Annabeth Bondor-Stone and Connor White, as…
Story PiratesThe Puzzle Competition/Family Room Wars (feat. Billy Eichner and members of Freestyle Love Supreme)
The crew encounters a mysterious delivery man (Billy Eichner) with a dark purpose. Featuring two new stories: “The Puzzle Competition,” a hip hop track…
Story PiratesMy Family Are Tigers/Winter (feat. Lake Bell)
The crew meets the owner of a cosmic zoo (Lake Bell) who has plans for a new exhibit. Featuring two new stories: “My Family Are Tigers,” the story of a kid who…
Story PiratesQuark Power/Spelling Sssnakes (feat. Danny Pudi)
The ship’s new virtual reality room lets Peter live out his greatest dream. Featuring two new stories: “Quark Power,” a power pop song about subatomic…
Story PiratesThanksgiving Road Trip Mixtape
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates provide the soundtrack to your holiday travel with some of our favorite songs and deep cuts from the podcast…
Story PiratesMy Principal Ate a Worm/Backstage Dreams
Siegfried discovers a Gladiator Planet where he is challenged to battle in ways he never expected. Featuring two new stories: “My Principal Ate a Worm,” a…
Story PiratesCucumbers 4 Life/The Family of Cows
The Story Pirates throw a pool party on a new water planet, revealing a multiplicity of surprises. Featuring two new stories: “Cucumbers 4 Life,” a country…
Story PiratesThe Raccoon’s Very Hard Choice/Stepping Up
Rolo embarks on a spacewalk in a desperate attempt to retrieve a package from the space post office. Featuring two new stories: “The Raccoon’s Very Hard…
Story PiratesBoo!/The Clock (feat. Paul F. Tompkins)
The crew’s exploration of outer space takes them to Game Show Planet, where a charismatic host (Paul F. Tompkins) challenges the Story Pirates to compete…
Story PiratesSpace Llama/Have You Wondered (feat. Lauren Lapkus)
A space caterer (Lauren Lapkus) helps the Story Pirates learn to like strange foods from other galaxies. Featuring two new stories: “Space Llama,” a…
Story PiratesGlowy and the Friend Adventure/The Big Chance (feat. Jeremy Sisto)
Having successfully exited the Earth’s atmosphere, the Story Pirates are greeted by the captain of the Intergalactic Space Friends Alliance (Jeremy Sisto) who…
Story PiratesThe Bear That Couldn’t Disco/The Slowest Elevator In The World (feat. Alex Brightman)
The Story Pirates are back with season 3! With the help of their new friend Nimene and her extraterrestrial companion Loofah, the Pirates prepare to head into…
Story PiratesANNOUNCEMENT: The Story Pirates Podcast Is Back For Season 3!
The Story Pirates return for a brand new season on October 10, 2019. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesSECRET LIFE OF PETS: The Knight’s Pet Dragon/Turtle Beach
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates reveal the winner of the Secret Life of Pets 2 contest and thank everyone who sent in a story. This episode…
Story PiratesCONTEST: Story Pirates + The Secret Life of Pets 2
Announcing a special contest with our friends from The Secret Life of Pets 2! We’re looking for kid-written stories about what happens when pets are left…
Story PiratesPet Store or Food Store?/A Dinosaur Ate Me (feat. Mandy Gonzalez and James Monroe Iglehart)
In part two of our season finale, the Story Pirates learn more about their unexpected guest and find out where they are headed next. Featuring two new stories…
Story PiratesBanana Clown/Cats Sit On You (feat. Secret Agent 23 Skidoo)
In part one of our season finale, the Story Pirates discover an intruder on the ship. Featuring two new stories: “Banana Clown,” a hip hop track featuring…
Story PiratesThe Mad Piano Player/The Aristocrats Strike Back (feat. Josh Gondelman)
The Story Pirates meet a gas station attendant (Josh Gondelman) who likes to tell excruciatingly long and boring stories. Featuring two new stories: “The Mad…
Story PiratesTape Ball Purse/The Girl With A Voice (feat. Bowen Yang)
When Rachel installs a ‘Smart Ship’(Bowen Yang), the Story Pirates learn about the dangers of artificial intelligence. Featuring two new stories: “Tape Ball…
Story PiratesThe Disgusting Water Bottle/Robotics Engineering Doll (feat. Colin Meloy)
Rolo builds an escape room on the ship to teach the other Story Pirates to work together. Featuring two new stories: “The Disgusting Water Bottle (feat. Colin…
Story PiratesThe Amazing Adventure/My Big Project
When the other Story Pirates discover Lee has been secretly writing songs, they encourage him to share his totally emo feelings with the world. Featuring two…
Story PiratesBACKSTROKE RAPTOR - the new Story Pirates album!
The Story Pirates will be back next week with a new episode, but in the meantime, we are announcing our new album, BACKSTROKE RAPTOR! The first single from the…
Story PiratesVampire Kid/I Want Your Garden (feat. Natasha Rothwell)
A hot air balloon racer (Natasha Rothwell) challenges Rachel to confront her past. Featuring two new stories: “Vampire Kid,” a story about a creature of the…
Story PiratesCheese Quest/A Diary Of A Corn Snake (feat. David Schwimmer)
Rolo’s old parrot Poochie (David Schwimmer) shows up with a shady business proposition. Featuring two new stories: “Cheese Quest,” a song about the lengths one…
Story PiratesSuperbag/Some TVs Have Big Problems
The Story Pirates discover that an anonymous gossip blog is spreading hot blog goss about them, and Meghan vows to track down the writer. Featuring two new…
Story PiratesAnimal Week/The Doughnut Is Right
Siegfried the Viking leads the Story Pirates on a spooky trip to the Isle of Monsters. Featuring two new stories: “Animal Week,” a klezmer tune about what…
Story PiratesMaybelle’s Treats/The Mystery of the Materializing Kitten (feat. Timothy Simons)
A very official inspector (Timothy Simons) arrives to make sure the Story Pirates’ ship is up to code. Featuring two new stories: “Maybelle’s Treats,” a…
Story PiratesOne Little Pink Rose/I Lost My Tooth In Hollywood
When Peter gets stuck in a time loop, his most precious snacks are put in jeopardy. Featuring two new stories: “One Little Pink Rose,” an empowering rocker…
Story PiratesThe Story Pirates + Circle Round: All That Glitters
The Story Pirates Podcast will be back next week with a brand new show. In the meantime, we wanted to share an episode of Circle Round, a podcast from our pals…
Story PiratesJeff the Goldfish/George and Billy the Boghog
The Story Pirates decide to have a party where everyone tells their deepest, darkest secrets. Featuring two new stories: “Jeff the Goldfish,” the story of a…
Story PiratesTurtle Beach/Carl and Steve BFFs (feat. Dax Shepard)
A hard-nosed detective (Dax Shepard) visits the ship to investigate a possible theft and everybody feels a little weird about it. Featuring two new stories…