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The Alchemist Club Podcast
A #DnD5e A.P. Podcast set in the world that Hatched. Five characters try to survive after being imprisoned by a mysterious cult. But, that is only the beginning…
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Episode 189- The Other Shoe
The attempted impersonation of a minor church official goes horribly awry, in the most explosive, unicorn-impaling, chemical-warfare-ing way possible. The True…
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Episode 188- Message For You Sir
The party delves deeper into the labyrinthine halls of the True Church, led by their mystical, mysterious guide: The Crabicorn. How many times in a row can the…
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Episode 187- Waiting for the Shoe
Deep in the crypt of a dark church’s crop, the crew of Teliferous, with their touch hearts will stop; in the den of cult dining they will find only slop, but…
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TAC After Hours Episode 1
A garbled multiverse signal caught in the boughs of a flying tree. A ragtag band of unlikely heroes trying to make a podcast in a world gone mad…
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Episode 186- Empty Rooms
With their initial surveying of the base complete, the crew begins their infiltration of the subterranean complex. What terrors of the True Church lie…
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Episode 185- Party Planning
As the shrouded treeship Teliferous draws close to its prey, the crew plots their next attack against the True Church. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 184- Axing Questions
With their obligations to fey warfare complete, the party returns to their regularly scheduled tomfoolery. An artifact of the fey lords is sent to its final…
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Episode 183- Flushed
How do you move a 17 ton elephant made of stone through the shifting ever-maze of a disintegrating fey fortress? Same way you move a regular elephant through…
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Episode 182- Bagged Salad Blues
Battered, petrified, and in various states of de-icing and choreographed dance, the party faces down with the remaining members of the True Lords of Spring…
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DM Corner Session 5
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Episode 181- Letting Loose Pt. 1
The venerable True Lords of Spring and the Hatchling-blighted Barons of the Wandering Tree clash in the depths of the separatist fortress. Spellfire rains…
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Episode 180- The True Lords of Spring
With the guardhouse in smoking ruin, the intrepid crew press on through the labyrinth of hedge to finally face their true foe: a cavalcade of cool and unique…
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Episode 179- Armed Assassins Are Not Guests
At long last, the fey fortress lies before them, and with no time to waste (and a shadowstepping elf to chase) the party charges in headfirst! Will they be…
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Episode 178- The Robin
To his friends, he is The Robin. To his enemies? The Robin. To five blood-fated heroes in a fey fortress? He is The Robin. And The Robin has some things to say…
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Episode 177- Three Whole Moats
Mud, storm, and bog shall not halt them. All the denizens of the sky could not hold back their might. The crew of Teliferous, forged in the crucible of The Ten…
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Episode 176- Unbearable
As they press on through the deepened defenses of the fortress, they come face to face with a massive foe. Will Ched be able to bear the brunt of his apparent…
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Episode 175- The Alchemist Club Finally Jumps the Shark
Venturing deeper into the be-moated depths of a fey fortress, the crew faces increasingly strange and deadly defenses. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 174- Between Two Moats
Queen Irelia calls upon her finest soldiers to breach the fortress of the fey holdouts. Can any wall withstand the collective effort of five vagabonds full of…
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Episode 173- Desmond’s Home for the Parentally Deficient
Arr! Be ye a little lad or lass whose parents be scuppered? Do ye crave adventure and 3 square meals a day? Ship out and set sail with Captain Desmond’s crew…
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Episode 172- Desmond’s New Project
Safe in the halls of Hopstanopolis, the crew drains their heavy coffers down to the last drop -- some of them on more charitable matters than others. Connect…
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Episode 171- Miscellany
The crew checks in on old leads and readies themselves for another trip to the gnomish homelands. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 170- The Party Floods the Market with Cheap Gold
Imploding the dwarven economy has never been easier with this one simple trick: Antimemetic strongholds full of free metal! Federal mints hate them! Connect…
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Episode 169- Leolin Has a Conscience
Queen Irelia presents a proposal, to mixed opinions among the crew. Amid a debate of ethics and dire skunks, Teliferous heads north to secure precious…
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Episode 168- Training Montage
Their enemies are boundless, and so their potential must rise to match. With an uncertain fate ahead, the crew of Teliferous hone their hatchling-born talents…
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Episode 167- Interview with a Sorceress
The crew settles in at last for a post-rescue interview with the Iconoclasts. With a pile of strange new abilities, and the same old flippant disregard for…
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Episode 166- Peace In Our Time and Plenty In Our Fields
Reunited with their abandoned tree, the crew catches up on missed messages and fuming antagonists. Will they finally begin the training sequence, or is Leolin…
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Episode 165- Philomena Explains it All
On their trip back from yet another ruined True Church base, the party gets up to speed on the state of the world. With a host of new, Hatchling-bolstered…
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Episode 164- We’re Back!
Five strangers awaken in a dark, foul tube. To find their freedom, they must contend with the fiendish gauntlet of shattered doors, pre-murdered guards…
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Shattered Cosmos Episode 10- Germination Vector
With newfound fruity fervor, the battle against the Headchief’s puppetmaster begins at last. Will they be able to claim their precious loot at last, or perish…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep.9- Mr Gabbachev vs. the Wall
With the Headchief slain, the salvage team pits their might against bells and bricks. What will become of the Stringer tribe in the wake of their mad king’s…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 8- My Neighbor Gabbadah
Their fates entwined, the salvage team at last comes face to face with the Headchief Warkbahn and his ferocious legions. When a new foe reveals itself, their…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 7- Well Organized Peril
The prisoners descend into the whirling machinery of the Central Core atop their new steeds. Will they survive the gnashing gears and devious drones of the…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 6- Flowers for Dabbagah
An encounter with the Bad Half leaves the salvage crew piecing together pockmarked memory and wrangling some pods in search of the ever-elusive payday that’ll…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 5- Make Friends Not Corpses
Exploring further into the mysterious crypt, the salvagers receive a lesson on local mythology from their guide. When a curious cat brings them under the…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 4- Alchemy is Better With Friends
Safe from the perils of targeted advertisement, the delvers add a new, dubiously loyal team member and investigate a series of mildly potent curses. Connect…
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 3- Sponsored Ad Break(ing Your Bones)
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Shattered Cosmos Ep. 2- Nonsensical Bird Charade
A sturdy blade, a warrior who’s got your back, and the tempting sweetness of loot; what more could an adventurer need? Birds will battle, carts will careen…
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Shattered Cosmos Episode 1- Friendship is a Cart
Condemned and cast into the dark, four peculiar strangers (and Apa) are faced with a simple choice: delve into the depths of the Howling City in search of…
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Shattered Cosmos Session 0
Our hiatus-bound heroes take on strange new faces in strange new worlds! Join us for character building and lore-chat in preparation for the Worlds Without…
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Episode 163- A Beautiful Day
Take a breath. Everything’s fine. Don’t you know that we’re each living in the best of worlds? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club…
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Episode 162- The Opposite of an Egg Drop
The fallen ship stubbornly refusing to un-petrify even after their gallant success against the rockbiter hive, the party sets their profit-seeking sights on…
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Episode 161- Ched’s Electric Light Parade
After a frontal assault on the tunnels fails, the crew plots a more strategic strike against the subterranean menace. Web Cop and Sky Cop descend into the…
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Episode 160- Rocket Man
With seemingly no options left to deal with the ants and their impending slow-burn obliteration of the planet, the crew stage a direct assault on the hive…
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Episode 159- How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Mythal
Saved from mythal spaghettification, Ched opts for some skittery reconnaissance. The life-cycle of the rockbiter is explored in depth, and Leolin volunteers…
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Episode 158- Cut Short
Confronted with the gnawing uncertainty of the ‘Antz’ and their motives, the crew’s elemental exploration is suddenly interrupted by multiversal turbulence in…
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Episode 157- Them!
When investigation of the fallen treeship yields strange insects and stranger magics, the crew begins to probe the mysteries of the wreck the only way they…
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Episode 156- The Fallen Treeship
The investigation of the long-lost treeship begins! Within the petrified pine lies secrets beyond imagining, and an ancient struggle that has lasted since the…
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Episode 155- The Hunt for the August Evergreen
Out over the open skies, Teliferous hunts for signs of the vanished sister ship. As the mystery of the missing ship is unraveled, members of the crew hone…
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Episode 154- This Could Have Been an Email
With Teliferous’ quarterly budget deep in the red, the executive board of Treeship Solutions Inc convene to discuss new operational strategies for the upcoming…
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Episode 153- What in Coronation
The slightly less than celebratory atmosphere of Queen Aurelia’s coronation dinner has it all: nostalgic soups, meat-appearification, uncomfortable dinner…
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Episode 152- The Queen of Spring
You’re cordially invited! The long-arcing machinations of a fey florist finally bear fruit, and the party finds itself once again entangled in the midst of it…
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Episode 151- A Visit to Valanthe
With too many questions and never enough answers, the crew sets course for the armored leader of the Swords of Elira. Will they uncover the secret weakness of…
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Recap Episode 2: 109-150
Botanists Imperiled. A fated wedding gone awry. Dead fey cities and the machinations of a mad king. As the continent falls towards darkness, the crew rallies…
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Episode 150- Desmond The Divine
With their newfound freedom, the crew reconvenes, only to discover that Desmond has been given an unexpected gift. With their path uncertain, they fling…
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Episode 149- OBJECTION
The defendants stand accused of breaking and entering, resisting arrest, illicit beyblade peddling, state espionage, smuggling, and vandalism. How do they…
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Episode 148- Jailhouse Blues
In the wake of Operation Fallen Rock, Leolin and Tarajux find themselves in need of an attorney. Will they face the full brunt of the dwarven legal system…
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Episode 147- Return to Daingaea
With a successful mission under their belt, the crew returns to their dwarven comrades, and undertake a clandestine operation to put a mind at ease. Will their…
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Toady’s Tales: Showdown at Seraph’s Reach Pt. 2
Orbs: Some people got ‘em, some people want ‘em. As the mysterious and malicious happenings at Seraphs Reach go ever-more awry, the team hails a taxi, and puts…
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Toady’s Tales: Showdown at Seraph’s Reach Pt. 1
The world of the Awakening has enjoyed a new age of peace and prosperity since the coming of Harmony. But all is not well in the city of Seraph’s Reach, and…
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DM Corner Episode 4- The Joe Show
Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also mail us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at…