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The Alchemist Club Podcast
A #DnD5e A.P. Podcast set in the world that Hatched. Five characters try to survive after being imprisoned by a mysterious cult. But, that is only the beginning…
Episodes
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Episode 247- In Which No One Is Arrested
Hearts full of trepidation, five wary wanderers enter a perfectly ordinary elven city. Will they be burned as witches? Hunted for sport? Drawn, quartered…
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Episode 246- Big News
The crew of Teliferous determine a powerful new target -- but will they be able to locate their canny prey? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 245- The Inspector’s Notebook
Leolin’s snooping turns up a new object to obsessively plan and plot over. An elusive figure emerges from the ashes, and botanists are consulted on non-botany…
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Episode 244- An Insurance Scam
Site Director Theobold gathers his staff for an important announcement: you’re fired. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on…
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Episode 243- Theobold
A friendly and unassuming bureaucrat visits the local True Church administrator for a bit of spring cleaning. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 242- Decisions, Decisions
With a new target in sight, the party prepares for an assault on the True Church lab in Aldrax. Prepares, and prepares, and prepares, and prepares… Connect and…
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Episodes 241- Milkshakes Are Good for Your Bones
With their sights set on a great confrontation, the crew makes a deal with a (metaphorical) devil. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 240- What Estio Does in the Dark
Under suspicion of True Church collaboration, Estio’s life is upended by the crew of the Teliferous. Again. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 239- Double Vision
The party returns with phenomenal cosmic power. Advice is sought from a familiar face. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on…
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Episode 238- How to Break A Heart
Fresh from the ‘good good juice’, five mighty comrades explore the rest of a mysterious facility, discover an exciting new opportunity, and flex their immense…
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Episode 237- Pool Party
Falrak enters the Golem Zone. Tarajux plays dodgeball and becomes a sword sheath. A vast strategic reserve of Sunny D is revealed. Connect and chat with us!…
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Episode 236- Advances in Adamantine Chemistry
The great golem defender rampages against the party, and they fight desperately to keep its mightiest weapon at bay. Is there such a thing as too much science?…
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Episode 235- Golem
The halls of the Adamantine Army hold more than gardens: when an ill-timed announcement rouses its ancient defender, the crew must contend with a deadly…
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Episode 234- The Adamantine Army
Deeper and deeper into the strange temple, mysteries abound and metal knights await; will the party be able to interrogate enough plant life to get through a…
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Episode 233- Get Vaccinated
Do your part against the ravaging horrors of space lobster madness; together we can flatten the curve. Side effects may include bleeding from everywhere…
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Episode 232- The Four Doors of Madness
In the deepest depths of the Under-Underdark, the party confronts an elementally aligned smorgasbord of mind-shredding abnormalities. Can they survive a…
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Episode 231- A Spire, Unslain
What lies within the mysterious walls of the compound in the deep? What lies within the mysterious ziggurat, inside the mysterious compound? What lies within…
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Episode 230- A Riddle for the Ages
The Barons of the Wandering Tree are as magnanimous as they are indecisive; what new and mysterious doorways await their inquisitive, mistrustful ways? Connect…
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Episode 229- The Plan
Confronted by a ravenous mimic-town, Tarajux seeks a sweet solution. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok…
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Episode 228- A Sticky Situation
Some days it feels like you just can’t get out of bed. Some days it feels like an entire tavern is trying to eat you. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 227- A Perfectly Friendly Village
A friendly underdark community, where the sun is gone, the quartz is beautiful, and odd-speaking bartenders clean mugs while we all pretend to sleep. Connect…
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Episode 226- Crystal Carnage
Deep within the twisting tunnels of the Underdark, danger lurks around every corner. Will the distant, twinkling sound of windchimes offer the crew a brief…
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Episode 225- The Bat Union
We interrupt this segment of morphic underground tunnel navigation to bring you: tense union contract negotiation with mystical fey animal simulacra! Connect…
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Episode 224- Six Seconds of Kicking the Wall
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Episode 223- The Itsy Bitsy Spider
In the twisting passages beneath the Forgotten Fortress, the crew begins their expedition into the Underdark. Can they find their way to riches and splendor…
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Episode 222- Mushroom Samba
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Episode 221- Reflections in the Storm
On their way to Daingaea, Teliferous encounters a powerful Anchorstorm. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok…
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Episode 220- The Lessons of Desmond Brineswell
Business dealings conclude with the Prince of Coin, who reveals the nature of the heist’s true prize. Desmond pays a visit to the temple for an important…
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Episode 219- After the Heist
Confronted with a heist gone wrong and a safe that resists all efforts, the crew opts for a much more direct method. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 218- Safecracking
With a ragtag band of non-professionals in tow, Estio infiltrates a noble manor. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok…
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Episode 217- Haberdashery
We’ll need an elite team: A greasy man of the cloth who can hold his booze. A little birdie who’s good with animals. The dwarf who’s always looking at the…
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Episode 216- Shopping and Spiders
Preparations for the heist of the century begin. Ched endures the judgment of titans, and Tarajux wears many hats. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 215- Soup
As Desmond reunites with a face from a former life, the Prince of Coin approaches the party about a lucrative, secretive opportunity. Connect and chat with us!…
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Episode 214- Continental Breakfast
The Temple of Aquila’s first annual Juxian Security Checkpoint Breakfast begins! Will the crew be able to infiltrate the capital under cover of holy crackers…
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Episode 213- The Temple of Aquila
On their way to obtain Desmond’s much needed soup, the party encounters scrutiny on the road. Will they be able to reach Jux, or has the destruction of the…
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Episode 212- Lightning Daddy
As a terrible, senseless hatred is unleashed upon Hopstanopolis, the crew scrambles for a solution. Will they be able to match the might of the Stormfather?…
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Episode 211- Lightning Bolt at the Seventh Level
The ongoing investigation of the Valor’s reactor yields a smaller, more evil orb. Tarajux makes a brash decision, to the surprise of no one. Connect and chat…
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Episode 210- The Orb of Screams
Gnome-sanctioned industrial orb disposal goes awry, and the party leaps into action to investigate the shrieks of the damned. Can they unravel the mysteries of…
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Episode 209- Teliferous Towing Inc.
Reunited in the wake of the operation, the crew delves into the burning wreckage in search of the foul reactor core that first sparked the great battle in the…
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Episode 208- In the Event of an Emergency Evacuation
A commander faces justice. An airship plummets from the sky. A powerful duck is born. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on…
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Episode 207- Too Many Natural Twenties
Deep within the armored hull of Jux’s ultimate weapon, the crew of Teliferous prepares for the long-fated showdown with Alabaster Ravenwood. Will they be able…
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Episode 206- Tarajux’s Petard
The infiltration team crashes, sneaks, and lies their way into the depths of the enemy airship. Can remote-controlled gnomes and a tree withstand the ferocious…
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Episode 205- Valorous Assault
Bolstered by the gnomish forces, Teliferous takes to the sky in a fateful faceoff with the Valor of Jux. Will their preparations be enough to overcome the…
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Episode 204- Preparations
Reunited and readied, the crew plots a course towards the lands of Jux and the vast shadow of evil which lurks within its skies. Connect and chat with us!…
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Episode 203- What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor
Desmond is back! Desmond is gone! Hot on the heels of their recently repaired captain, the party contemplates the looming showdown with the Valor of Jux…
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Episode 202- Hunt for the Blue October
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Episode 201- Looking for Answers in a Cloud of Spores
The Desmond Problem is finally too great to avoid any longer, and with their newfound and extradimensional knowledge, the party sets out to seek the help of a…
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Recap Episode 151-200
There’s a new queen in town, and a sudden barony is the least of the crew’s worries: rockbiters, full-immersion blood spas, and the dreaded 10-moat test…
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Episode 200- Press One for Toady
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Episode 199- Bad News Bears
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Episode 198- Bertrand Halftallow
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Episode 197- The So-Called Shaper of Cinders
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Episode 196- What Became of Leolin Hillcreek
Harried by blade and lashed by unseen nightmare, the party beats a hasty retreat from the lands of shadow with, hopefully, most of their missing party member…
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Episode 195- A Card Trick
The shredding sepulcher demands some unorthodox tactics. Tarajux, expectedly, does the unexpected. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter…
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Episode 194- I Cast Magic Missile On the Darkness
The next subdirector awaits, beyond a doorway of pure shadow. Who lurks in a darkness that no light can pierce? A labyrinth of death awaits, lovingly tuned to…
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Episode 193- Thomas
Twin gales howl as the untamed storm battles the bureaucrat blizzard. Can the party rally against the meteorological menace known only as Thomas? Connect and…
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Episode 192- Sixty Seconds to Live by James Aldraxson
Another day, another director; but this time, things are growing heated between the crew as they delve deep into a sordid Aldraxan den of cheap paperback…
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TAC After Hours Episode 2
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Episode 191- The Slab
As they delve into the next director’s den, the party encounters a labyrinth of obstacles between them and the head office. What will they encounter, if they…
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Episode 190- The Man With Blue Skin
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