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Top Five
Besties Kaelin and Jason (also co-workers on a morning radio show) talk s$!t and count down their top five favorite things each week.
Episodes
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do you put it in your mouth first?
Jason asks an absolutely insane question about how tampons work and we also talk the blue wave, drag stores, wigs, Mike from TikTok, makeup, Halloween…
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my former boss is here... and i forgot to hit record! | Producer Rachel
A walk down memory lane... What happens when you invite your former boss onto your podcast and forget to hit record? Kaelin found out the hard way! With Jason…
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jason and the 21 year old.
Adela, Fantasy football, Worst Ex Ever, Netlifx, how young would you date?, AI, Ashe and more!
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jason's knees.
-Fantasy football -The next big popstar -True Crime -Tana Mongeau -Holly Madison -Playboy, Hugh Hefner, The Girls Next Store, Holly Madison
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buongiorno!
Kaelin finally talks Italy, solo travel, the Top Five things they do there that just make sense and Jason obviously talks jail, food and music.
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is jason leaving the pod?
Kaelin and Jason talk getting called out by a radio legend, Jason quiet quitting the pod, the best way to consume potatoes and of course their Top Five / Crash…
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jasonpalooza.
The king of Lollapalooza himself talks about the eveolution of the festival, what it's like backstage and we share some of our favorite moments from over the…
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jason's "sweet spot"
We're so back baby and even if we're going through it Jason's nether region is cleaner than it's ever been. We've got music and true crime recs plus the ONLY…
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"you're a big deal in italy!" ft. katie kadan
She may be a big deal in Italy but she's a Chicago girl forever. Singer Katie Kadan talks about ending up on The Voice despite not wanting to do it, how a…
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what's a dapiller?
Jason and Kaelin talk Coachella, new music, Rhode Island, true crime, Jason's new poop spray and more.
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i want a fish FILET.
Kaelin and Jason talk Couchella (not a typo), Jason's inability to smell or taste fish, a solo trip out of the country and their Top Five and crash out of the…
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the dead can find me & so can you ft. matt fraser
Celebrity psychic medium Matt Fraser joins the show to talk dead people, if psychics can help with true crime cases, whether or not there's a heaven or hell…
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kaelin did something bad on camera.
We are so back and came ready to POD. Jason has somehow injured another part of his body and Kaelin is scared she may get canceled after something she did on…
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he's baaaaack
Kaelin tracked down Jason and held him down long enough for a vacation & knee surgery (bbl) update plus their Top five and crash out of the week.
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living out of my truck ft. an insanely special guest
Another special guest joins the show to talk nudes, national parks, living out of a truck and quitting your job.
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why i quit booze ft. a special guest
A VERY special guest joins the pod to talk about many things including why she walked away from alcohol without a "rock bottom", how to stop doom scrolling…
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pipe drenching.
Jason and Kaelin talk his obsession with "pipe drenching", "Baddies", Elizabeth Smart and try and figure out who the Nader sisters are.
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we backkkkk :/
Jason and Kaelin are BACK and are all over the place per usual talking murder, Kaelin meeting one of her favorite singers, Jason's third attempt at surgery and…
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death row & nudes.
SURPRISE! Kaelin said there would be no new episode but she's a liar and she LIED. Anyways, she and Jason are back and talk Wicked, nudes, Katy Perry, Demi…
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f u mercury.
Kaelin talks the missing podcast episode, getting felt up at the doctor, the mormons and shares her Top Five of the week!
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you should leave that white man
The band is back together again! Kaelin and Jason talk everything from serial killers, women's health, girl groups and casseroles. Plus they share their Top…
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we done did it!
Jason is back and talks celebrating 14 years with his man plus he and Kaelin share their Top Five of the week!
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why am i like this?
Kaelin is back for another mini-solo episode and talks about her upcoming "boys trip", where the hell Jason is and of course... her Top Five and crash out of…
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the life of two showgirls.
We truly think you may be dumber for listening to this but here it is anyway. Don't worry we did our Top Five of the week.
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jason went dark.
Jason's surgery was canceled, Kaelin was almost kicked off Instagram and they share their Top Five of the week!
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mini solo episode w/ kaelin.
Kaelin does her first ever solo episode and explains why there was no episode last week, where Jason is and dedicates the episode to one very special person…
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i accidentally grabbed his balls
Kaelin accientally did something VERY inappropriate and Jason ate sushi at a place no one ever should. They also share their Top Five of the week!
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do you have a tampon?
One of us got weird at the county fair and the other plays a voicenot they recieved plus they share thier top five of the week!
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rob thomas.
Jason and Kaelin are back to share that one of them pooped the bed and the other has a confession they've been holding inside for a while. Plus they share…
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deep fried brisket mac n cheese sandwich
Jason and Kaelin and BACK after a two week hiatus with some life updates, Taylor Swift lore and our top five of the week!
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f*ck the lot of you.
We're back and we're sorry. Jason and Kaelin explain why they missed last week's episode and share their top five of the week.
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our first hate comment.
Jason and Kaelin are back after a week off and need a vacation from our vacation after one of us spent the fourth of July in the hospital plus we share our top…
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where is the foreplay?
Kaelin is calling for a "draft" plus she and Jason share their top five of the week!
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turbulence
Kaelin shares something she's never admitted to anyone before, Jason gives a lebubu update plus they both share their top five of the week!
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hydrogen peroxide- we put that sh*t on everything
Jason gives a major health update, crashes out about the healthcare system in the U.S. plus he and Kaelin share their top five of the week!
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i'd like to check you for ticks
Jason is worried about a mysterious health issue plus he and Kaelin share3 their top five of the week.
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someone f*cked pocahontas
Kaelin drops a BOMB at the end of the episode plus she and Jason share their top five for the week.
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jason's secret life.
Jason comes clean about something he's been secretly doing on the weekends plus he and Kaelin talk strip clubs, the papal conclave, Martha Stewart being a…
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jason hates fun.
Kaelin surprises Jason with a list about him and they share their top five from the week!
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baby's first face beat
Jason was forced to take meetings and run errands with a full face of makeup on, plus he and Kaelin share their top five of the week.
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not into throat stuff
Jason keeps showing up to work with makeup plus he and Kaelin have the same thing in their top five.
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can i eat the wax?
Jason and Kaelin are doing TOO MUCH but somehow found a second to share their top five of the week.
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love like crazy
Jason can't stop crying and Kaelin has no idea what month, day or time it is. Plus they share their top five of the week.
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the men at home depot
Jason ranks the places where the hottest men hang out, Kaelin gets into a fight with a parking attendant and someone has been taking suppositories... orally…
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baby gorllllll
Jason wants to donate something to the office to help the ladies he works with plus he and Kaelin share their Top Five of the week.
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are you a top?
Jason and Kaelin talk being in tune with the universe, manifestations, their top five of the week and of course... food.
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oj simpson & valentine's day
Jason and Kaelin talk Valentine's Day and how Jason just discovered one of biggest murder trials of all time plus they share their top five of the week.
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i pooped my pants on the way to utah
We were supposed to go on a work trip but one of us never made it. We also share our top five, most hated and crash out of the week!
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my coochies burning & i got my dog high
Kaelin had a very WILD night plus she and Jason share their top five for the week.