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Namaste Motherf**kers
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a national treasure? Or whether you can help yourself with self-help? If it’s possible to get rich quick without being a dick? Or how many close family members have to die before you get a dog? With the help of celebrity guests and experts, Cally will be getting to the stories you’ve never heard before - uncovering not your normal life lessons, but some big ones nonetheless. Cally Beaton knows a thing or two about self-help, having helped herself out of a…
Episodes
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Jared Christmas from Series Four
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Jarred Christmas about New Zealand, dogs, anal glands, kids, special needs, comedy…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Shazia Mirza from Series Four
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Shazia Mirza about teaching, TikTok, going viral, hijab, stereotypes, barriers…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Diona Doherty from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to actor, writer and comedian Diona Doherty about pregnancy, acting, writing, dating comedians…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Alistair McGowan from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to impressionist, actor, comedian and pianist Alistair McGowan about reinvention, age, cheese…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Alasdair Beckett-King from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to Alasdair Beckett-King about witches and wizards, being ginger, going grey, film school, cross…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Dr Ciara Kelly from Series Three
In this episode Cally talks to doctor and broadcaster Ciara Kelly about controversy, kids, Covid, career reinvention, workaholism, medicine, Twitter, trolls…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Rachel Fairburn from Series Three
In this class ic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian and podcaster Rachel Fairburn about true crime, the supernatural, horror films…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Stuart Heritage from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to journalist and author Stuart Heritage about co-parenting, having hair, going bald…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Rachel Burden from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to broadcaster Rachel Burden about sleep, setbacks, babies, broadcasting, the BBC, stereotypes…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Lucie Cave from Series Three
In this episode Cally talks to editor, presenter and podcast host Lucie Cave about her time at Heat magazine, starting out, lunchtime drinking, reality TV…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Mark Simmons from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Mark Simmons about Mums, sons, Ethernet cables, therapy, break-ups, crying, dreams…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Aurie Styla from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Aurie Styla about city vs. country life, politics, power, privilege, money…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Alex Robson from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to entrepreneur and King of Soho founder Alex Robson about Soho, sliding doors, space, hedonism…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Daliso Chaponda from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Daliso Chaponda about pantomime, Britain’s Got Talent, radio, I’m a Celebrity…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Hal Cruttenden from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Hal Cruttenden about divorce, crying, laughing, touring, private school, dating in…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Anil Seth from Series Three
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to neuroscientist Anil Seth about consciousness, neuroscience, sleep, wakefulness, Buddhism…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Foy Vance from Series Two
Get tickets for Cally’s Tour Order Cally's Book More about Cally Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions Music by Jake Yapp Cover design by Jaijo…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Verona Rose from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to actor and presenter Verona Rose about Southampton, belonging, bullying, body shaming, race…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Josh Jones from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Josh Jones about starting out, coming out, writing shows, ambition, drugs, money…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Suzy Lishman
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to pathologist Suzy Lishman about holidays, expectations, ambition, science, medicine, role…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Sarah Keyworth from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Sarah Keyworth about fate, break-ups, invisibility, life choices, comedy, uni…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Harriet Kemsey from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Harriet Kemsley about babies, Bobby’s, dogs, comedy, gingerness, sleep, dyspraxia…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Stephen Grant from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Stephen Grant about single-dadding, sibling rivalry, comedy, friendships…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Giles Paley-Phillips and Jim Daly from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to the co-hosts of hit 'Blank' podcast Giles Paley-Phillips and Jim Daly about creativity, kids…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Abigail Burdgess from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to writer-performer Abigail Burdess about writing, ageing, casting, mothers, babies, thrills…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Fred MacAulay from Series Two
In this Classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian and presenter, Fred MacAulay about celebrity, career reinvention, heckles, failure…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Stephen Bailey from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian and presenter Stephen Bailey about dogs, Dads, stereotypes, reality TV, casting…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Lucy Porter from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Lucy Porter about podcasting, parenting, real jobs, silly jobs, people pleasing…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Kathleen Wyatt from Series Two
Get tickets for Cally’s Tour Order Cally's Book More about Cally Produced by Mike Hanson for Pod People Productions Music by Jake Yapp Cover design by Jaijo…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Laura Lexx from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian, actor and writer Laura Lexx about about writing books, prescription drugs…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Chris Sutton from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to premier league footballer turned pundit and commentator Chris Sutton about ice baths, stage…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Justin Moorehouse from Series Two
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to actor and comedian Justin Moorhouse about quizzing, marriage, divorce, sleeping alone, being…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Tom Chapman from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to founder of the Lion’s Barber Collective Tom Chapman about haircuts, mental health, wellbeing…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Esther Manito from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Esther Manito about starting out, writing, stereotypes, judgement, maternity leave…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Jack Stein from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to celebrity chef Jack Stein about parenting, time differences, cooking, travel, food, being…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Deborah Frances-White from Series One
In this classic episode, from the Namaste Archive Cally talks to comedian and host of The Guilty Feminist podcast Deborah Frances-White about feminism…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Rich Wilson from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian and podcaster Rich Wilson about Northern soul, mods, vintage Vespas, Tik Tok, shoes…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Nikki Bedi from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to TV and radio presenter Nikki Bedi about marriage, age, patriarchies, spinal injuries, film…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Mary Berridge from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to award-winning American photographer Mary Berridge about autism, photography, books, sons…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Thanyia Moore from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian, actor and presenter Thanyia Moore about success, panel shows, Edinburgh debuts…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Tom Read Wilson from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to everyone’s favourite innuendo-led etymologist and star of Celebs Go Dating, Tom Read Wilson…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Wayne Hemmingway from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to designer and co-founder of Red or Dead, Wayne Hemingway, about love, marriage, families…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Neil Delamere from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to comedian Neil Delamere about comedy, dancing, voting, spray tan, Cuban heels, farting, foster…
Namaste Motherf**kersCally's Life Advice 4
To see in the New Year, Cally features the top ten of Life Advice we received during 2025 with contributions from Gail Porter, Paloma Faith, Tom Price, and…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally's Christmas Cracker
In this classic episode from the Namaste Archives, Cally plays you some of our favourite jokes as told by the guests of 2024. Get tickets for Cally’s Tour…
Namaste Motherf**kersCally's Christmas Cracker 2025
Cally presents our FIFTH annual round up of the best jokes of 2025 as told by some of our guests including Miles Jupp, Cathy Newman, Kathy Lette, Gail Porter…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Anuvab Pal from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks to screenwriter, comedian, playwright and novelist, Anuvab Pal, about death, cremation…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Mark Hampshire and Keith Stephenson from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks to Mark and Keith of Mini Moderns – a much-loved interiors brand specialising in pattern with a…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Serena Gordon from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks to founder of the Hoffman Process UK and Bond co-star, Serena Gordon, about childhood…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Geoff Lloyd and Sara Barron from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks to comedy’s favourite couple, Sara Barron & Geoff Lloyd, about parenting, parents, fertility…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Baz Ashmawy from Series One
In this episode classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to Irish TV & Radio personality, Baz Ashmawy, about: Mammies, Daddies, kiddies, being…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Chatabix from Series Six
Apologies for not bringing you Cally's chat with Joe Wilkinson due to technical reasons (we lost the audio!) so in stead we bring you this classic from the…
Namaste Motherf**kersCally's on Tour - Still!
As you probably know, Cally is on tour so we've been running some of our favourite episodes from the Namaste Archive. But this week Cally checks in from the…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Jess Fostekew from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks to award-winning comedian, actor, podcaster and writer, Jess Fostekew about: success, failure…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: John Lloyd from Series One
In this episode classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to legendary comedy producer, presenter and writer, John Lloyd, about boarding school…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Sophie Walker from Series One
In this episode classic episode from the Namaste Archive, Cally talks to author, political activist, journalist and founding leader of the Women's Equality…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Geoff Norcott from Series One
In this classic episode from the Namaste archive, Cally talks with comedian, writer and political commentator, Geoff Norcott about an eclectic range of things…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Dan Schreiber from Series One
In this classic episode from the archive, Cally talks with writer, comedian, presenter, producer, QI elf and co-host of hit podcast ‘no such thing as a fish’…
Namaste Motherf**kersClassic Cally: Desiree Burch from Series One
Cally gets under the skin of sex workers and talks with Desiree about everything from ancestry, to love, to lockdown dating, to meditation, to body image, to…
Namaste Motherf**kersWhite Male Stand-Up with Alan Davies
In this episode Cally talks to actor, comedian and TV personality, Alan Davies, about writing, grieving, children, fame, comedy, Jo Brand, therapy, panel…