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The Old Kids Movies
Revisit millennial kids movies! Trevor Howell and AJ Beltis recount the popular, obscure, and forgotten movies of our childhood, asking ourselves if the movie still holds up, what it would take to release the movie today, and look at where the stars are now.
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
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The Santa Clause Trilogy
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Unaccompanied Minors
Are you traveling this Christmas? You're in luck! We've recorded a review of 2006's Unaccompanied Minors – it's one of AJ's favorites and one of Trevor's most…
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Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
We didn't think we'd touch this movie with a 39 1/2 foot pole, but given the love it has in our generation, did we really have a choice? Stay tuned for more…
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Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
Time to talk about our favorite (well, the only) Hanukkah movie, 8 Crazy Nights! This Adam Sandler flick is crude, quick, and was seen by FAR too many 90s kids…
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Cheaper By the Dozen
When you're finished with this episode, check out our discussion on the sequel, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, on Apple or Spotify. To celebrate Thanksgiving, we're…
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Jumanji
Time to play a game. Join Alan Parish, Sarah Whittle, and Peter and Judy Shepherd to play a little game that started in 1969. This week, The Old Kids roll the…
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Stuart Little
The mouse is in the house. To kick off a month of family-centric old kids movies, we're talking about the lengthy process of mouse adoption for 1999's Stuart…
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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (ft. The Girls Who Cried B-Horror)
It's our first official sequel episode! To do it properly, we're doubling up our guest count and welcoming Alex and Aine from The Girls Who Cried B-Horror…
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Hocus Pocus
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The Haunted Mansion
We're continuing our Halloween season with a discussion on 2003's The Haunted Mansion. Eddie does his best, but will it save the movie? Next week – more Disney…
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Monster House
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Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
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Are We There Yet? (LIVE ROAD TRIP SHOW!)
HEADS UP! Our audio sucks this episode since we actually recorded our episode on this road trip movie on the road. Thanks for your understanding! During the…
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Max Keeble's Big Move
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Matilda
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Freaky Friday (2003)
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Night at the Museum
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Problem Child
1990's Problem Child was a problem for parents and critics...but not for Universal at the box office! One of the most profitable movies of that year went on to…
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire
We were on the hunt for the lost treasure that is Atlantis, but all we found was this 2001 Disney film! It's the 20th anniversary of Atlantis: The Lost Empire…
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Zathura
Blast into outer space with Walter, Danny, Lisa, the astronaut, and – of course – Old Kids Trevor & AJ as we recount 2005's Zathura. This Jon Favreau movie…
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Flubber
Can Robin Williams save this absolutely insane movie? Spoiler alert: no. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts!…
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The Thirteenth Year (ft. The Queer Quadrant)
Who's ready to go full mermaid? This week on The Old Kids Movies, we're joined by Jordan & Brooke of The Queer Quadrant Podcast to talk about a DCOM about…
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Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (ft. School of Movies)
It's the FIFTIETH episode of The Old Kids Movies! First off, thank you so much for listening to and supporting the show. We appreciate it so much. To…
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The Iron Giant
For the 49th episode of The Old Kids Movies, we'll be chatting about 1999's The Iron Giant! It didn't make an impact at the box office, but does it continue to…
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Pokémon: The First Movie
You remember the cards, you remember the show, you remember the video game...but do you remember The First Movie? In this episode of The Old Kids Movies, we…
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The Lizzie McGuire Movie
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The Little Rascals
Oh-tay! We're talking about the 1994 staple to so many children's lives growing up – The Little Rascals! Join us as we revisit Alfalfa, Spanky, Porky…
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Spy Kids (ft. Disney+Podcast+)
Grab your jet packs and watch out for Thumb Thumbs, we're discussing the 2001 childhood favorite Spy Kids! For this episode, we're joined by Arden and Sam of…
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
May the 4th be with you! To celebrate this special day, Trevor and AJ are talk about the first Star Wars movie that came out in our lifetimes – The Phantom…
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School of Rock
Uh-oh, time for another PG-13 flick here at The Old Kids Movies! This week, we're covering Richard Linklater's School of Rock – a coming of age movie…
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The Incredibles
It's Oscar week, so what better time to do our first Pixar movie AND Oscar-winning movie? The Incredibles won two Oscars back in 2005, and to this day remains…
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Holes
Can you dig it? We're discussing the 2003 Disney flick, Holes. We break down why this movie works for all ages despite the racism, corruption, and suicide…
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3 Ninjas
Ai-ya! We're celebrating FORTY EPISODES of The Old Kids Movies with the long-awaited 3 Ninjas. How well does this campy movie about ninja kids work in 2021? We…
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The Prince of Egypt
Happy Passover! We're revisiting one of Trevor's childhood favorites, The Prince of Egypt, to celebrate. Find out what we think about this epic animated movie…
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The Shrunken City
You just picked up a Wonderball and a VHS of The Shrunken City from your local Blockbuster. Life is good. Join the old kids as we return to The Shrunken City…
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The Luck of the Irish
Happy St. Patrick's Day! It's your lucky day, since we're releasing our episode early this week. Take a journey with us to Ireland as we revisit this gem of a…
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Snow Day
No school! Grab a cup of hot chocolate and put your copy of Snow Day in your VCR. We revisit this 2000 Nickelodeon movie and discuss the annoying kids, fart…
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Clockstoppers
Head into hyper time with The Old Kids! We revisit 2002's Clockstoppers to discuss all the bike-riding, blink-182 songs, and cool vibe of its teen characters…
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Small Soldiers
Don't tell Mom & Dad...we're doing our first PG-13 movie on The Old Kids Movies! It's time to revisit 1998's Small Soldiers. We discuss whether or not it's a…
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The Pacifier
That's right, Peter Panda – it's time to revisit 2005's The Pacifier! Vin Diesel's family action-comedy turns 16 this year. Join us as we talk about poop…
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Big Fat Liar
Time for another LA movie! We're covering the Frankie Muniz and Amanda Bynes-led prank war film, Big Fat Liar. Join us as we revisit blue dye, big lies, and a…
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Remember the Titans
To commemorate Black History Month – and to celebrate this weekend's Super Bowl – we're revisiting the 2000 crowd pleaser, Remember the Titans. We break down…
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The Wizard
And we're back! We're doing our first 80s movie in honor of Trevor's trip to...Caaaalifooorniaaaa. In The Wizard, a young Fred Savage takes his brother from…
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The Old Kids Christmas Special
Merry Christmas! We've jam-packed SpongeBob, Rugrats, Charlie Brown, Elf, Frosty, Home Alone, and so much more into our first Christmas special, where we count…
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Elf
Son of a Nutcracker! We couldn't pass up the chance to discuss what might just be the greatest Christmas movie ever made. Join us as we revisit the quotes…
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The Polar Express
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The Muppet Christmas Carol
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Jingle All the Way
It's Turbo Time! To kick of Christmas season on The Old Kids Movies, we're reviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1996 film, Jingle All the Way. Join us as we…
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Kicking & Screaming
A Will Ferrell kids movie, or a kids movie with Will Ferrell? We discuss the 2005 soccer movie that indulges in coffee and underutilizes Josh Hutcherson…
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Kangaroo Jack
One of the most notorious "kids" movies ever released, Kangaroo Jack delivers violence, sex, and action to its young audience...but look, a talking kangaroo!…
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James and the Giant Peach
Perhaps the most divisive movie between us, James and the Giant Peach blends music, claymation, and heavy mentions of child abuse. Let us know what you think…
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Halloweentown // Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
It's our first double feature! We go back to Halloweentown in this episode alongside the Cromwell witch family and discuss why this movie and franchise are…
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Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
An Oxford comma isn't the only thing missing from this 1993 TV movie starring Mary-Kate and Ashley. Revisit a time when the Olsen twins were the two most…
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Casper Meets Wendy
Childhood ruined. In this episode, we waste no time declaring the introduction of Hillary Duff to the world does not hold up – and as much as it pains us, we…
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Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire
We're on Twitter! Follow us at https://twitter.com/oldkidsmovies. This week, we're tuning on to Disney Channel for the 2000 Halloween DCOM Mom's Got a Date…
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Scooby-Doo
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Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
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