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The Old Kids Movies
Revisit millennial kids movies! Trevor Howell and AJ Beltis recount the popular, obscure, and forgotten movies of our childhood, asking ourselves if the movie still holds up, what it would take to release the movie today, and look at where the stars are now.
Episodes
The Old Kids MoviesCoraline
Another stop-motion Halloween kids flick to follow up our discussions on Wallace and Gromit and The Nightmare Before Christmas, we decided to chat about 2009's…
The Old Kids MoviesA Farewell to DCOMs – The Scream Team, Stuck in the Suburbs, Can of Worms, and Right on Track
What was intended as a DCOM Power Hour turned into a power two hours as we cover our (potentially) last Disney Channel Original Movies ever on The Old Kids…
The Old Kids MoviesBilly Madison
Time to go back to school! We're revisiting 1995's Billy Madison to talk about Sandler's role in our childhoods as a gateway to PG-13 comedies and how we look…
The Old Kids MoviesBoyhood
It's the twelve-year anniversary of Boyhood! Not exactly an old kids movie, but there's no way we could let this movie's milestone anniversary pass without…
The Old Kids MoviesHook
It's time to remember..."Hook" for its 35th anniversary. AJ was too scared of Dustin Hoffman to watch it as a kid, but Trevor has a lot of appreciation for it…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Stupids
It's the 30th anniversary year of 1996's The Stupids! It was Trevor's first watch, and he thinks the title matches the quality of this John Landis flick. AJ…
The Old Kids MoviesLike Mike
We love that basketball. Like Mike has escaped us for years, and it's about time we step up and get it done. Follow and support the show and the hosts!…
The Old Kids Movies2026 Oscar Predictions: Who Should Win and Who Will Win at the 98th Academy Awards?
It's almost Oscar night! Trevor and AJ predict who will win the above-the-line categories at this year's Academy Awards and make the case for who should have…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Pink Panther
Cue the music – AJ and Trevor are back in their old routine talking about 2006's The Pink Panther for its 20th anniversary! In two weeks – Oscar predictions!…
The Old Kids MoviesTop 10 Movies of 2025
AJ and Trevor are BACK with a new season and two new lists! Recount the year with us as we talk about our favorite and least favorite movies from 2025. Follow…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Ultimate Christmas Present
Merry Christmas, Trever Sprouse! A Patroen member request spurred us to finally talk about the Disney Channel Original Movie, The Ultimate Christmas Present…
The Old Kids MoviesNew England Movie Draft
Happy almost Thanksgiving! To celebrate the history of our nation, we're going back to our roots as New Englanders to do a NEW ENGLAND MOVIE DRAFT! We may be…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Good Son
We're back doing our first movie chat in FIVE months! And it's probably one you've never seen – but you should. Happy Halloween from the Old Kids! Follow and…
The Old Kids MoviesHorror Movie Draft
A horror movie draft has been on our radar for years, so we brought back guests TJ Ruesch and Amanda Garcia to join us for a massive 32-film horror draft. Join…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Old Kids Summer Catch-up!
We're so back. AJ and Trevor catch up on life, love, and the pursuit of great movies. We recap the best and worst things we saw this summer and talk about…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
AJ's getting married tomorrow, and Trevor's a groomsman! Before the big day, Trevor and AJ are joined by AJ's fiancée, Allison Jonkers, to discuss one of her…
The Old Kids MoviesStar Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
It's the 20th anniversary of the best of the Star Wars prequels, and we're breaking down the good, the bad, and the meme-y for this beloved and flawed entry in…
The Old Kids MoviesBridge to Terabithia
Break out the tissues. We're finally crossing the bridge into 2007 to talk about Disney's Bridge to Terabithia. Josh Hutcherson and AnnaSophia Robb were…
The Old Kids MoviesRobots
For its 20th anniversary, we're talking about 2005's Robots! We ask ourselves what direction Robin Williams was given, what this movie's stance on capitalism…
The Old Kids Movies97th Oscar Predictions + Our Top 10 Movies of 2024 (Patreon Unlocked!)
As the Oscars approach, we're wrapping up our coverage on 2024 with Oscar predictions for the major categories, plus our top 10 movies of the year! Sign up for…
The Old Kids MoviesThunderbirds
The Oscars are a week and a half away! To celebrate, we're talking about 2004's Thunderbirds – a movie made because it was important to Brits a couple of…
The Old Kids MoviesIce Age
The Old Kids Movies has defrosted for Season 6! Today, we discuss franchise-maker Ice Age to see whether it holds up today. Sign up for our Patreon for bonus…
The Old Kids MoviesChristmas with the Kranks
Merry Christmas! For its 20th anniversary, we have one of our most heated discussions on record on 2004's Christmas with the Kranks. AJ and Trevor tap into why…
The Old Kids MoviesMickey's Once Upon a Christmas
It's Christmastime, and what better way to capture the joy of millennial Christmas joy than with Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas? We recap the events of this…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Wizard of Oz
As we celebrate the 150th main feed episode of The Old Kids Movies and celebrate Thanksgiving, we're talking about one of the oldest kids movies ever made –…
The Old Kids MoviesMy Date With the President's Daughter
Tune into our thorough analysis of the 2024 election, as well as to hear who we supported this year! Just kidding. We just talk about a fun kids movie from the…
The Old Kids MoviesBeetlejuice
Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're talking about one of the most unique supernatural movies ever made – Beetlejuice! Plus, since it's a special occasion…
The Old Kids MoviesDon't Look Under the Bed
Spooky Season is upon us! 1999's Don't Look Under the Bed is celebrating its 25th anniversary. To commemorate the scariest – and arguably most controversial –…
The Old Kids MoviesShark Tale
20 years of Shark Tale! Check out our discussion on this manic (but oddly progressive?) Will Smith animated movie. Sign up for our Patreon for bonus episodes…
The Old Kids MoviesSmart House
Many people consider 1999's Smart House to be the best DCOM of all time. These people are wrong. Sign up for our Patreon for bonus episodes, shoutouts in our…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Princess Diaries
Miracles do happen! It took us nearly 150 episodes, but we're finally talking about The Princess Diaries. AJ and Trevor discuss this 2001 teen comedy…
The Old Kids MoviesBlank Check
If you had a million dollars, would you put it towards a movie better than this one? This episode, we're revisiting 1994's Blank Check for its 30th…
The Old Kids MoviesSpider-Man 2
A kids movie? Tell that to the hospital scene! This episode, we break down one of Trevor's all-time favorites – 2004's Spider-Man 2! Take Mister Aziz's advice…
The Old Kids MoviesRV
Happy Fourth of July! We're hitting the road for Independence Day with our big ol' rolling turd to discuss RV! Buckle up as we discuss a seven-minute poop…
The Old Kids MoviesUnited States Movie Draft, Part 2 (Patreon Preview)
We're picking things up where we left off with a follow-up to our 2023 United States Movie Draft! As we gear up for summer and Independence Day, we're going…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Lion King
Celebrating its 30th anniversary, The Lion King is arguably the crowning achievement in Disney's Renaissance Era. We discuss the music, characters, wonderful…
The Old Kids MoviesNapoleon Dynamite
Anyone who likes this movie is a freakin' idiot! At least that's AJ's hot take of the month. Trevor, meanwhile, sees this one as a masterpiece – as so many do…
The Old Kids MoviesTeen Movie Draft (Patreon Preview)
It's a battle for the best teen movies ever! AJ, Trevor, and guest TJ Ruesch go to war to build the best roster of teen movies, from American Graffiti, to…
The Old Kids MoviesHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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The Old Kids MoviesAngels in the Outfield
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The Old Kids MoviesSouth Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Patreon Preview)
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The Old Kids MoviesCatch That Kid
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The Old Kids MoviesGalaxy Quest
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The Old Kids MoviesChef (Patreon Preview)
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The Old Kids MoviesP.U.N.K.S.
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The Old Kids MoviesBaby Geniuses
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The Old Kids MoviesThe Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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The Old Kids MoviesThe Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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The Old Kids MoviesTop 10 Movies of 2023 (Patreon Preview)
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The Old Kids MoviesThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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The Old Kids MoviesMean Girls (2024) (Patreon Preview)
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The Old Kids MoviesGood Burger 2 (Patreon Preview)
Dudes! We've got a free preview on this month's Patreon episode on Good Burger 2! While we both enjoyed some of the throwbacks, we were split on the film…
The Old Kids MoviesHome Alone 4
Merry Christmas! Following three years of talking about our very favorite Christmas movies for our Christmas special, we're not continuing that tradition…
The Old Kids MoviesJack Frost
Dad came back to life as a snowman. Oh well, Happy December! Follow and support the show and the hosts! Support us on Patreon for as little as $1 Subscribe on…
The Old Kids MoviesMrs. Doubtfire
Hellllll-o! Just in time for its 30th anniversary, we're here to talk about a childhood staple – even if it's not exactly a "kids" movie – Mrs. Doubtfire! An…
The Old Kids MoviesThe Nightmare Before Christmas
Happy Halloween! For its 30th anniversary, we're back for a Halloween special on Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. We dive into the stop motion, the…
The Old Kids MoviesScooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost
An episode we teased nearly three years ago, we're excited to finally discuss Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost! As Massachusetts natives, this one hit home for…
The Old Kids MoviesStephen King's It (Patreon Preview)
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The Old Kids MoviesThe Emperor's New Groove (ft. The Mixed Reviews)
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The Old Kids MoviesTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
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