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Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage
64 Nicolas Cage movies go head to head to ultimately answer the question, "What is the best Nic Cage movie of all time?" Face/Off vs Jiu Jitsu, Gone in 60 Seconds vs Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Raising Arizona vs Trapped in Paradise, Pig vs Left Behind, Willy’s Wonderland vs Snake Eyes. Two Cages enter, one Cage leaves. This is Cage Match.
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Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageStreet Fighter - Oops, All Nicks II, The Re-Nickening
Aww shit, we went and saw the brand new Street Fighter movie IN a THEATER, with PEOPLE....and, baby, it was accidentally in 4DX. You know what's up...it's…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageIndustrial Symphony No. 1
It's time to get some music theory up in here. 20 seconds of Cage and Laura Dern, okay sure, but we have The Man From Another Place sawing a log and a demon…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageDark
Grab some olive oil and protect your frontal lobe...it's time for some Schrader-hater fun. We're watching the "director's cut" of Dying of the Light that Paul…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageHistory of Swear Words
Alright you damn b*tch ass mother f**king sh*t heels, let’s get some swearing done! We’re joined by longtime friend and notorious non-swearer, Bill, to discuss…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Death of "Superman Lives": What Happened?
Aww yeah, baby. Welcome to the Schneppzone! We’re joined by Sparkle Buddy Josh to talk about a documentary about people talking about a movie that never got…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Flash
Well, we managed to not just talk about Ezra Miller having a mental illness and being a huge creep-asshole, so go us! Welcome to 2023’s The Flash! Get ready…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageGrand Isle
Naw ahh say, ahm just a smahl tahn podcaster…Get bricked up because we’re talking the last of our 2019 movies: Grand Isle. Cage puts in a noble effort in a…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageRunning with the Devil
THE “TALENT", THE ASSHOLE, THE PRODUCER and special guest: THE BARTENDER try to unravel the complex machinations of late 2010’s cocaine production and drug…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageA Score to Settle
Come join us in the prison of the mind while we talk 2019’s A Score to Settle. Darryl Edge of Cage Rage battles of a heat wave in the UK and mostly manages to…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSpider-Noir (Episodes 7 & 8)
Yeah, baby, let’s get drunk and talk about how spider legs work! It’s time for your ∠ geometricals and get ready to goon. We made it to the conclusion of…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSpider-Noir (Episodes 5 & 6)
Grab your hotdogs and roast beef…maybe ravioli...because we’re back with more Spider-Noir. Things get a little darker in these episodes and a lot spider-ier…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSpider-Noir (Episodes 3 & 4)
Join our new hosts as we review episodes 3 & 4 of Spider Noir. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSpider-Noir (Episodes 1 & 2)
It's finally here! Spider Noir is taking the world by storm and we are here to talk about episodes 1 and 2. You want really ropey webbing, you got it! Mush…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageOops, All Nicks
Well, it's a bit late for our planned April Fool's day episode but here it is...The Nick's have taken control. Nick is joined by Nick and Nick and the decision…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageInto the Spider-Verse
Here comes the least shocking news of all time: We like this movie. Into the Spider-Verse absolutely slaps and you all already know it, but we still had a…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageTeen Titans GO! To the Movies
Power up your RADium and let's roll those tongues salaciously because we got ourselves an animated flick that Nick actually likes. We're joined by our friend…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage211
Uh oh, there's an active 211, robbery in progress...of our joy. We're talking 2018's cop robbery light racism movie: Two one one. A solid chance for Boston cop…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageInconceivable
Get jacked and stacked and never forget to ABJ. We're talking the blandest movie ever with four time guest, Adam. We've been saddled with some doozies but this…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageVengeance: A Love Story
Content Warning: This movie is about a brutal SA Put on your robe, it's time for an all remote episode with Nick on janky hotel wifi. Here we go! It's 2017's…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageArsenal
Hop on into the murder hole but don't forget your slo-mo and plastic sheeting. We're talking good ol' boys and the importance of brothers of all types. So of…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSnowden
Ohh boy, we're back with more Oliver Stone. This time instead of 9/11 we're tackling DHS and NSA hellscapes! Joining the party are Freeman and Elizabeth who…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageOutcast
Described as part of Nic Cage's "genuinely befuddling and perhaps sad phase", we are joined by friend and guest Kyle P to talk about 2015's Chinese cinema…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Croods
Pile up, gang, we're talking The Croods. Will Nick love the original Croods more than the sequel? What is your favorite weird hybrid critter? Does anyone…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSeeking Justice
Grab your pissdog, it's a semi-intense thriller by the director of Dante's Peak so we of course mostly discuss anal insertions. Let's go deep with master…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageAstroboy
Alright boy-not-boys, load up your butt guns because we're blasting off with 2009's Astroboy. Nic Cage joins us as a dour science daddy in a drab 3D animated…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageGrindhouse
Ooh boy, here we go. It's 3 hours of movie time without Nic Cage with a cameo in a fake trailer as a racist caricature. What have we done? Cage Dancer John…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Carpenter's Son
Hot damn, it's a NEW, in theaters, Nic Cage movie. Lotfy (totally not Lofty) Nathan's new movie about the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, kinda, and exploring the…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Ant Bully
Oh lord, here we go. It's another animated Cage movie. This time by the studio that brought the horrid eyesore Jimmy Neutron to life. So of course we end up…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageSonny
The most important lesson here is that if you're ever feeling like the cock of the walk after winning your first hand of gin...maybe don't get right into your…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageChristmas Carol: The Movie
Get ready to jig and reverse jig your way to debtor's prison...because we're talking Christmas Carol: The Movie...and no, it's not the Zemeckis 3d diarrhea…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageDeadfall
Alright, Baby, pre-moisten those lollipops because we're in for a ride. It's Christopher Coppola's 1993 Deadfall! A movie about criss cross double crosses that…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageAmos & Andrew
Hooooooo, boy. Time for some early 90's race relations in a surprisingly funny comedy starring Nic Cage and Samuel L Jackson. Cage Dancer Freeman joins us to…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageFire Birds
You're either on Team Scorpion or Team Apache....guess where Nick falls this week as we review 1990's Fire Birds. A super dry clone of Top Gun with no beach…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageNever on Tuesday
Alright ding-a-lings, let’s get ready for some car crash, stranded in the desert antics! Here’s a 27 second cameo by Cage in an oddly star studded debut flick…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageTime to Kill
Move over, A Time to Kill, because here comes 1989's Italian invasion of Ethiopia war drama: Time to Kill. In matching all other summaries of this movie, I…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Boy in Blue
Grab your nearest coxswain and come learn how to stroke with special guest, Hayden! We're obviously talking about the greasiest butt movie Cage has ever done…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Cotton Club
Grab your high-waisted pants and suspenders and come find out what's in the bugle case because we're reviewing Francis Ford Coppola's 1984 The Cotton Club. Our…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageRumble Fish
Rusty James. Put your horns on because Fang, Fang, Fang and Scratchers dive deep into the moody, 1983 Francis Ford Coppola film, Rumble Fish. In an undeniably…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageFast Times at Ridgemont High
Happy almost Flag Day, y'all but especially to you, Judge Reinhold. We're kicking off season 3 of Cage Match with a highschool sex romp barely featuring our…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageCage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Part II. Bobos and Nodes
And so we have arrived at the grand conclusion of Cage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Our four Cage's face off against some tricky foes, stupid puzzles, an…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageBonus Episode: The Surfer
Come eat the rat with us...and discover if calling someone a kook will get us cancelled in Australia. We got a chance to see Nic Cage and director Lorcan…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageCage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Part I. Welcome to Big Tuna (Fuck you)
Four Nic Cage's are pulled deep into the unseemly belly of the NCU. Cameron Poe, Peter Loew (Darryl Edge), Robin Feld and H.I. McDunnough (Alec Manley Wilson)…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageBonus Episode: Gunslingers
This episode sponsored by women-owned Buzzballs. Pop on your bandaner and good lord, someone, please give that little girl some more bread and jam. Welcome to…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CagePig vs Raising Arizona
Producer Peter finally had to watch movies at 1x speed this week for the Cage Match Finale. Pig vs Raising Arizona. Sarnoski vs Coens. Nick vs Sean. We rented…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageCon Air vs Raising Arizona | Pig vs Vampire's Kiss
It's the Final Fore...skin. And may we never say that phrase again. Nick and Sean thin the movies to our final two leading up to our big finale in theater…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageTrespass
Welcome to the almost interesting bonus episode about Joel Schumacher's last film, Trespass. We've got Cage in a suit, we've got dark-haired and moustached Ben…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageWild at Heart vs Vampire's Kiss
Come get juiced up with the gang as we conclude the Master Eight section of our bracket. David Lynch (RIP) craziness vs absolutely bat-shit "vampire" antics…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CagePig vs Joe
The last remaining one seed from the bracket goes up against a dark horse (for us at least) three seed in a challenging matchup for the quarter final of the…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageMoonstruck vs Raising Arizona
Well those ol' Cage Match boys are back up to their antics. Do we even get around to talking about 1987's Coen classic Raising Arizona and Cher masterpiece…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageCon Air vs Red Rock West
We've made it. It's time to Master Eight with ya' Cage Match crew. Join as we learn how repetitive we are over the past three years. Our final eight movies…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CagePay the Ghost
Well the time has come to review some of the more mid Cage movies. We pulled the ticket for 2015's Pay the Ghost. Does this movie outshine it's poor…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageBonus Episode: Kill Chain
Let’s unlock the chain of kills here, if we can…Join Sean and a Real Good Nick to learn all about the real bad lady and El Spider. Come hang out in the…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageVampire's Kiss vs Mandy
Lauren Freman and Christopher Fields engage in the fun (?) this week in discussing 1988's Vampire's Kiss and 2018's Mandy. Join us while we get a little drunk…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageLeaving Las Vegas vs Joe
Prepare yourselves for some deep love of depressing movies. This week we have guests Carlos and Hornback to talk 1995's Leaving Las Vegas and 2013's Joe. We…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageRed Rock West vs National Treasure
Cage Match cult favorite Red Rock West goes up against the tried and true National Treasure (the first one). We're joined again by Chris Coffel and our friend…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageRaising Arizona vs The Weather Man
Hoo, boy, here we go. It's an internal monologue movie showdown between 1987's Raising Arizona and 2005's The Weather Man! Coens vs Verbinski! Cage Dancer John…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageBonus Episode: Season of the Witch
B-B-B-Bonus episode! Let's get into the thick of it while we discuss 2011's Season of the Witch. Join us to find out who our Hellboy (...boys?) are, the best…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageThe Wicker Man vs Wild at Heart
Pull up the cuck chair, it’s about to get conspiracy theory-y in this podcast. We’re debating David Lynch’s 1990 freedom hit, Wild at Heart and 2006’s Rollin’…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CagePig vs 8MM
The hosts of the upcoming Brother Sibling Movie podcast: Meredith and Evan join the gang to talk two very tonally different movies. 1999's snuff-fest: 8MM goes…
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas CageArmy of One vs Moonstruck
Inside of all of us are two woofs: one is a Sasso, one is a Scheer. Which are you? This week on Podcast Court we have folk hero Gary Faulkner up against Ronnie…