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No Country For Hot Girls
A weekly pop culture podcast hosted by Juliana Piskorz and Hannah Burles, born from Juliana Piskorz’s Substack, No Country For Hot Girls, where conversations, cultural obsessions, and internet spirals first began to take shape.
The podcast is a natural extension of that world: part group chat, part cultural commentary, and part two best friends chatting absolute rubbish.
Expect twists and turns as Juliana and Hannah relive the worst days of their lives, revisit their unhealthy fixation with…
Episodes
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22. Dua Lipa Is Our New Literary Critic, Kylie Jenner Is Saving the Horses & the Rise of Spy Dads (with Andy James)
This week on No Country For Hot Girls, we're joined by artist, creative director and pop culture obsessive Andy James for a deep dive into the increasingly…
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21. The Girls Reunion, an Adele Tribute and Hangxiety
This week, we're recapping a weekend of questionable decisions, questionable people and some truly questionable spending habits. From an Adele impersonator…
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REPLAY: Ferran Torres, Italian misadventures and doing it for the plot
TBT episode today to when it was hot, balmy and Ferran Torres's bouncy blow-dry was all over our screens. URGH take us back. Stay tuned for a sneaky Bonus…
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20. Fashion Week, Billionaires and Biscoff
Florence is back on the pod, fresh from Paris Fashion Week, with the inside scoop on Saint Laurent, Celine, Dries Van Noten and whether London Fashion Week is…
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19. The Hen Do Scammer, a Street Brawl & Poo Hill
Fresh from a hen do in Marseille, we’re bruised, bloated and emotionally bereft. This week: Hannah is accused of defrauding the hen kitty, a tequila-fuelled…
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18. Oasis, Botox & Mr Darcy
This week, we’re debating botox and discussing the new Oasis reunion documentary — including Liam and Noel's complicated relationship and why Liam can…
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17. Alix Earle, the Worst Celebrity Interview Ever & Are Nepo Babies Misunderstood? (with Owen Petty)
We’ve got a special guest this week! Scriptwriter, performer and Luvjus dating-show star Owen Petty joins Juliana for a deep dive into the increasingly strange…
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16. Stinkmaxxing, Corporate Girlies and Trying To Act Cool Around Celebs
In this episode, we chat about celebrity sightings and trying (and failing) to act normal around famous people. We also discuss the bizarre new Gen Z trend of…
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REPLAY: Nineties Nostalgia and Milan Misadventures
We're not in back to school mode yet - the girls have been travelling, partying, and shedding brain cells like they have some to spare. So in the spirit of…
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15. The Feeld Experiment, Terrible Dating Decisions and Influencer Weddings
This week, we’re talking unhinged dating apps, influencer weddings and why men insist on liking bikini pics. Plus: Feeld horror stories, impossible Jamie T…
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13. Ghosts, Botox & Kicking the DJ
This week: near-death experiences, psychic predictions, aggressive hydration, accidental wedding chaos, Love Island therapy, and a deeply unsettling…
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12. Ferran Torres, Italian misadventures and doing it for the plot
After a much-needed break, we're back with holiday debriefs, dating updates from Milan, football-induced thirst traps, wedding fashion critiques, and enough…
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11. Love Island Lore, Honesty Box nostalgia & Why French Men Are Too Philosophical
The girls are girling, the Love Island boys are struggling, and we're living for the drama. This week we're diving into the best moments from the villa…
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10. Honeymoon PDA, Social Media Bans & Birthday Drinks
This week is pure, beautiful chaos. With Hannah away on set, Juliana is joined by returning favourite Florence Armstrong and stylist (and certified superfan)…
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9. The Royal Wedding, Taylor Swift Rumours + Bimbo Stoicism Explained
This week on the No Country for Hot Girls podcast, we spiral through a very unhinged week of celebrity news, viral culture moments, and questionable life…
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1. Scamanda Chaos, Bieberchella & Olivia Rodrigo’s Heartbreak Era
It’s our very first episode! We’re getting into the Scamanda drama taking over the Bravosphere, the chaos of Bieberchella, and Olivia Rodrigo’s ongoing…
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2. Nineties Nostalgia and Milan Misadventures
Riding solo today Juliana is talking getting wasted at Milan Design Week, our cultural obsession with the nineties and the new phenomenon of the Airspace Man…
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3. Met Gala Controversy, Zoe Kravitz's engagement and bad broccoli jokes
It’s episode three and Hannah’s back (phew)! We’re debriefing bank holiday carnage, hot Pilates bodily fluids, and the ongoing battle between sobriety and two…
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4. Harry Potter Reboot, No Thanks
This week on Country for Hot Girls we attempt to recover from a cursed podcast recording fiasco (RIP to the lost Romantasy segment), and instead spiral into…
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5. ADHD Meds, Birkin Bags and the Podcast that almost never was
You may notice this week’s episode sounds slightly different. That is because shortly after recording, we discovered the entire thing had been blanketed by…
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6. Keeping up with the Kartel
Hello. You’ve reached No Country for Hot Girls. We can’t come to the phone right now because we’re busy turning minor observations into full-scale…
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7. Reunion Day, Heatwave Delirium & The Worst Day of Our Lives
This week on No Country for Hot Girls, it’s finally Reunion Day. After weeks of build-up, speculation and emotional investment, we’re gathering with fellow…
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8. Hangovers, WAG Nostalgia & a Cursed Horse Race Prediction
This week on No Country for Hot Girls, we are recording in peak post-weekend condition: mildly regretful, highly caffeinated, and emotionally unstable in a…