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Wasting ALL the Time
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Cody Parcell, Dave Paterson, Jes Deprez, and Jon Hansen with occasional guests. We improvise scenes and play improv games!
Episodes
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 32 - Foot-Long Pork
This week Jes ate some fingers, Cody is fired now, someone is back from the black hole, and Dave plays the world's smallest violin. Also, DON'T NERF BAPTISTE!…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 31 - The Chair-Stealer
This week Jes has got to get her sneaks on, Cody delivers some bad news, and Dave is a Eugene. Also, they've triple checked the prices! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 30 - That's Speed. That's Fastness.
This week Dave wants to look up too early, Jes has got a theory, and Cody sets the oven to "very fast." Also, happy seventh birthday! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 29 - Waxing Crescent Wrench
This week Cody is out right away, Dave explains what sleep tastes like, and Jes is like a 70s mummy. Also, this is supposed to be a wonderful time! Show Notes…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 28 - Go Off!
This week Jes dismantles a $20M telescope, Cody passes the torch, and Dave wants Harry Potter to kill you. Also, super smooth, man! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 27 - How I Met Your Father
This week Dave was going to be smug about not messing it up, Casey got in trouble for this last time, and Cody calls for more lies. Also, shocking! Show Notes…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 26b - Wasting ALL the Year: 2019 (Side B)
This week is the annual countdown of the top ten scenes of twenty-nineteens, as voted on by our beauteous listeners! Listen in as Cody, Dave, and Jes listen in…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 26a - Wasting ALL the Year: 2019 (Side A)
This week is the annual countdown of the top ten scenes of twenty-nineteens, as voted on by our beauteous listeners! Listen in as Cody, Dave, and Jes listen in…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 25 - Tough Love & Tough Teachings
This week Cody gets in for free, Dave starts getting judgey, and Casey provides legal advice. Also, ring the bell! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:25 -…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 24 - Walk Off Death
This week Jes wants a direct line to Kinkos, Cody has a breakthrough in therapy, and Dave was jiggling his doorknob. Also, it brings a whole new meaning to eye…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 23 - Drugs (Don't)
This week Dave forgot the voice, Jes talks up her water filters, and Cody is a terrible interrogator. Also, trench coats everywhere! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 22 - Hole In Four
This week Cody calls "cut", Dave nailed it, and Jes can feel all 12 of her saliva ducts working overtime. Also, minute-a-word express! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 21 - Appearances
This week Jes uncovers some poseurs, Cody is Captain Pedantic, and Dave likes the grill. Also, you know your name! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:11 -…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 20 - Brutal
This week Dave sees zero red flags, Jes butchers the ugly duckling (story), and Cody has a tough time rolling. Also, blood in the streets, mittens in the…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 19 - Hello, Airplane!
This week Cody is not hung-over, Dave wants you to register your displeasure, and Jes has a ten-step plan for you. Also, we didn't vote for this system! Show…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 18 - Dem Aliens, Doh
This week Jes takes us into chaos, Cody is a weak-armed little limp person, and Dave has no more forward trajectory. Also, "bring a book, bring a lunch…
Wasting ALL the TimeThe House of Madness
Prepare yourself for three stories of the human mind pushed to its breaking point... and beyond! Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time -…
Wasting ALL the TimeHalloween 2018
FROM 2018 The guys hope you had a lovely Halloween holiday and would like to offer you this episode to commemorate the night.
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 17 - Predictions
This week Dave will have to ask his manager (but it'll cost you), Jes is not normally refined, and Cody was on a bender. Also, NO HORSESHOES! Show Notes: 00:00…
Wasting ALL the TimeHalloween 2017
FROM 2017 This week the guys didn't even bother to come in to the studio to record anything. They've just uploaded this Halloween special for you to... enjoy?…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 16 - Hosting Addiction
This week Cody knows the secrets, Dave has a rhyme, and Jes' optimism is stable. Also, we've done things from our cranium! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning…
Wasting ALL the TimeHalloween 2016
FROM 2016 Happy Halloween from all of us here at Drowning Man Productions! This year we tell some more spooky and/or strange stories to set the holiday spirit…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 15 - Spark All the Joy
This week Jes has unlocked lung capacity, Cody's been dealing with actors , and Dave brought some looms. Also, only one of those is obviously from an improv…
Wasting ALL the TimeHalloween 2015
FROM 2015... Let us tell you a story about a story where a story is told by a storyteller pertaining to three storytellers telling spooky stories to one…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 14 - Everybody Gets Mono
This week Dave didn't want to travel, Jes is bringing the ice, and Cody needs a new strategy. Also, everybody wins! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:53 -…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 13 - Captain Crustacean
This week Cody gives us some future history, Dave is a hagfish, and Jes has a nasty fake British-ism. Also, that is pizza fraud entrapment! Show Notes: 00:00 -…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 12 - So Much Carbs
This week Jes wants you to go away, Cody suggests stretching, and Dave wants the batter to swing. Also, ding! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:56 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 11 - Pollo Master (and Others)
This week Dave knows a lot about penguins, Jes is not making any more wigs, and Cody gets a new Myspace friend. Also my heart is a song! Show Notes: 00:00 -…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 10 - And Yet, So Mighty
This week Cody has banned trinkets, Dave needs to focus on one thing today, and Jes had her mind opened by a garage sale pamphlet. Also, if it ends in "dot…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 9 - Polite Seagull
This week Will breaks the ice as Season 2 Guest, Jes forgets something, Cody speaks in code, and Dave has been too busy. Also, these are all real notes this…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 8 - Cautiously Horrified
This week Dave talks about water bears, Jes is not a sympathizer - she's an empathizer, and Cody has found several soul mates. Also, it's okay if we just want…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 7 - The Online Flavors
This week Cody honestly doesn't know for whom that was more embarrassing, Dave is very well skilled, and Jes's love is measured in iotas. Also, what's this…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 6 - Three Penguins
This week Jes ate a peach, Cody doesn't want to say "waddle", and Dave is looking forward to some fajitas. Also "aaaaand scene!" Show Notes: 00:00 - The…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 5 - Heel Turn
This week Dave keeps pluralizing Tangier, Cody puts people to sleep, and Jes recommends multiple forms of currency. Also, muh-muh-muh-muh MYYY Chernobyl!! Show…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 4 - Who'd You Eat?!
This week Cody prepared many grain-based human meals, Jes has extra hands, and Dave says fine art needs to be well lit. Also, ping pong was the downfall of the…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 3 - Oof! (It's Okay, I'm a Pilot)
Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 2 - Fly Me To A Moon
Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 1 - Hotdog Tree
Welcome to Season Two! While longtime host Jon takes a sabbatical, our new friend Jes fills the role. This season has three episode formats in rotation: Blue…
Wasting ALL the TimeWAtT Season Two
Season Two of Wasting ALL the Time is nearly upon us and THERE ARE SOME TWISTS! Episode One will be out on Thursday, July 4th, 2019 for all the world to…
Wasting ALL the TimeGREEN
In this supplemental scholastic material, find out how to appreciate the new GREEN format of Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!
Wasting ALL the TimeBLUE
In this intercepted communication, the secret format for Blue episodes in Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two is sort of revealed. Listen carefully and try not…