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Wasting ALL the Time
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Cody Parcell, Dave Paterson, Jes Deprez, and Jon Hansen with occasional guests. We improvise scenes and play improv games!
Episodes
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 72 - We're In Hell. I've Got Bad News For You.
This week is our Thanksgiving Special! Cody has no good grasp of time, Dave made a short film, Jes is rich and owns the candy story, and Kameron wrote a very…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp 71 - Stay Out of the Bog (Just Kidding)
This week Jes doesn't want you to know when it ends, Dave has to run for City Council, and Jon finally got the (wrong) account. Also, everyone needs a…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 70 - Scottish Twitter
This week Dave gets emotional about the Earth, Jes is going to do it all over again (and again and again and again and again etc.), and Jon gets to go to the…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 69 - Nice (High-Five)
This week Jon has been spinning on ice cube trays, Dave's got this, Jes will settle for one out of four, and Cody tried to sell someone cat insurance. Also…
Wasting ALL the TimeLedger of the Damned
Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history. Happy Halloween from all…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 68 - This Is Going To Be Rated G
This week Cody earns some coin, Dave will come back later, Jon is teaching the kitty paddle (good when penguins are around), and Jes does some heavy lifting…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 67 - Only the Cool Stuff
This week Jes can't compete with the electric side, Dave is the god of Windex (but really all glass-cleaning products), Jon is going to feed orphans to the…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 66 - Night Terrors
This week Dave wrote his name 500 times, Jes shares about the pineappleannanous, Jon wants to know what the deal with that was, and Cody is the greatest…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 65 - Apathy Beer
This week Cody has been hunting the concepts, Jon is pursuing the Pirate Greybeard, Dave prefers cider, and Jes is a pokemon (she just says her own name (we…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 64 - Technology Necromancer
This week Jon can't remember how many herbs and spices there are, Cody explains his pun, Jes is the bearer of bad news about Bluetooth, and Dave used to use…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 63 - Bagel Appreciation
This week Dave clearly describes the premise, Jon has to wear the cone, Cody has a great idea, and Jes needs her anger carrots. Also, it's Dog Santa Claus!…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 62 - Skylar & Troy of Legend
This week Cody was made of plastic before the world ended, Dave is unfazed by meat envelopes, Jes is looking on the bright side, and Jon showed up late with…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 61 - Whatever, Doctor!
This week Jon helps clear out a park, Dave is going to watch all the Fantasia films in order, Cody needs to pay to view the petunias, and Jes wanted to make it…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 60 - Get Froggied
This week Dave uses his ex-wife's name while he travels, Jon helps make important decisions, Cody is celebrating triplets, and Jes found her mic. Also, it's a…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 59 - You Can't Saddle a Rhomboid
This week Cody wants to punch you to the hospital, Jon solves a case, and Dave learned how to levitate. Also, big oof! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:52…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 58 - Leverage
This week Jon has referred to the beverage in the past, Cody is there to take notes, and Dave doesn't know all the names. Also, I'm an official! Show Notes…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 57 - Fish For Hire
This week Dave wants to elope and Cody is fully certified. Also, give your phalanges a vacation! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:36 - Science Time With…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 56 - Balms What Ails You
This week Cody admires the hyper-violent snowmen, Dave can taste the je ne sais quois, and Jon explains feline beat poetry. Also, I did hear everything you…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 55 - Sleepy Lemon
This week Jon is like She-Ra (but legally distinct), Dave explains his failed joke, and Cody gets a safe distance away. Also, "where's your BEARD?!" Show…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 54 - Sassy Mage
This week Dave is a sex therapist (not an arborist), Casey is dead, Cody doesn't want to be his own boss, and Jon is King. Also, can I clinch your deal?! Show…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 53 - The Devil's Math
This week Cody holdssss out hisssss essssssssessss, Casey tries to talk to a birthday clown, and Dave makes a sixteen-wheeled cycle. Also, anytime…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 52 - It Seems Only Fair
This week Jon wants to take back his bid, Dave makes a lousy victim, and Cody thought the joke told itself. Also, can you market it? Then, it's good! Show…
Wasting ALL the TimeBrief TPT Hiatus
Hey there everybody! Jes is taking a few weeks off from the podcast and rather than thicken a bunch of plots without her, we decided to put The Plot Thickens…
Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 51 - Just Go (Just Do)
This week Dave has created the perfect dessert, Cody allows a boat to be placed into his brain part, and Jon's face is on a milk carton. Also, DU-BUH-DUH…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 50 - Family Fluids
This week Jon let Robert Redford sleep on his couch (saved his damn life!), Cody asks for spelling assistance, Dave is not the soul mate, and Jes tries to sort…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 49 - Scramble Those Eggs, Heartthrobs!
This week Cody is sentenced to compliments, Dave is a secret spy of questionable origin, and Jes can back-flip out of anything. Also, don't 'pppfbbt' me, that…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 48 - Penguin Approved
This week Jes has a heart of stone, Dave is a vent specialist, Jon is hiding, and Cody doesn't know what that means. Also, kisses! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 47 - Curse of the Bog Witch
This week Dave punched a peacock, Cody eats sheep's stomach, Jes is staring for her life, and Jon is King of the Pirates. Also, give me a burger with extra…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 46 - A Crime of Passion (and Simplicity)
This week Jon loves you all equally, Dave is ignorant to your magical ways, and Cody spikes the wedding food. Also, the nice thing about gardening is that you…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 45 - Two Looking Demon-ish Cosplayers
This week Cody deleted the email, Dave is a mistletoe monster, Jes doesn't want to get political, and Jon brought the gasoline. Also, I can only wave these…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 44 - Children of the Chandelier
This week Jes doesn't know how to rhyme with an accent, Cody doesn't know where he is from, Dave is a super genius, and Jon sounds like a ghost again. Also, as…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 43 - The Abridged Version
This week Dave brings the sandwich swords, Cody loves that basketball player, Jes has been Captain for four years (but not officially), and Jon leads us in…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 42 - Ow! Was That a Dagger?!
This week Jon knows about Atlantis, Dave needs to catch a flight, Jes saves the Roads for last, and Cody should not have done that. That hurt. Also, it was all…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 41 - The Horde
This week Cody gets it all, Dave equates dancing with living, Jon is more of a hands-on guy, and Jes is an evil mayor. Also, I saved that! Show Notes: 00:00 -…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 40 - Flawless
This week Jes can do amazing voices, Dave gives bad advice, Jon makes boats, and Cody takes offense. Also, Sleeping Beauty almost bankrupted Disney! Show…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 39 - Double Ding (Pickup Truck Burrito)
This week Dave is angry, Jes was told there would be a song, Cody is inspirational, and Jon has been writing fan fiction. Also I should have shut this down a…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 38 - Without Further A Dude
This week Jon has a funny Mike Bloomberg story from the before times, Jes runs a petting zoo, Cody gets a whole bucket of pellets, and Dave takes back the…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 37 - Low-Rent James Bond
This week Cody thought he would be all romantic, Jon will sign that for you, Dave lists all the types of SPAM he can remember, and Jes pronounces it "num-num…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 36 - I Said Smart
This week Jes is breathing medium, Cody is a really rude monster, Jon is not scared, and Dave will fix it in post. Also, yeah! Show Notes: 00:00 - The…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 35 - I'm a Busy Hunter, Dan
This week Dave buys some eggs, Jes wants the ducks to be less mighty, Cody intends the pun, and Jon is a humorist (but not that kind). Also, we're tweakers!…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 34 - For Everyone Else
This week Jon learns how to host, Cody avoids making the joke, Dave is working to summon the Great Witch, and Jes is on your side. Also, LET HIM TALK! Show…

Wasting ALL the TimeEp. 33 - Lamination Station
This week Cody invites a friend over, Dave wants some romance, Jes isn't afraid of robbers, and Jon is taking a big stand against witches. Also, did you say…