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A Knight of Shreds and Patches
An immersive Actual Play Podcast following the adventures of the Patina, a small mercenary company trying to make ends meet in a world set long after the society of today falls. Environments are green and communities and cities come together to support each other, leveraging what wild tech is left to be salvaged. Bullets are scarce and swords are common, which makes wild tech like the titular Knight, a large-scale combat mech, an uncommon and enviable sight in the wilderness. Join the Patina as…
Episodes
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
In The Loving Embrace
The Patina battles Cassidy’s foe and tries to avoid going over the cliff. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Pen Prairie-Larson. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Quite an Advantageous Deal
The Patina hits a roadblock and encounters an old foe. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Pen Prairie-Larson. She can be found on Twitter and Bluesky at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Extremely Comfortable Big Road
The Patina continues adjusting to life on the road again. Announcements: Thanks to Ben R. for the wonderful tabletop game “Pull Over, I Need to Pee”, about the…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Narrator Was The Best Part
The Patina is back on the road! Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Pen Prairie-Larson. She can be found on Twitter and Bluesky at @acquiredchaste. Pen is…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Little Stop in Sasnak
Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in drag as horror king JOHN on Instagram at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Hug Sandwich
The Patina bids farewell to Sasnak Traveling. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Taking Some Time Away
The Patina relaxes and recharges and Cassidy and Marathon go out on a date. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
It Comes
The Patina fights to save the Knight, continues the goodbye tour, and tries to convince a nice old lady to adopt like 5 orphans. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Looking for Trouble
It's time to start finishing tasks and tying up loose ends. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The System Works
Discoveries are made, therapy accidentally happens, and old friends catch up. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Fight Your Own Battles
The Patina each fights their own flavor of battles - Birdie’s is with kettle corn. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Step Into the Limelight
Birdie starts sharing her feelings about leaving Sasnak with her siblings and Rye tries to fill a power vacuum. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Serving Your Community
As the city recovers and works to resume normal life, the Patina take a moment to discuss their epic victory and continue recovery. Cast: - Marathon Messenger…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Unprovoked and Unnecessarily Violent
Sasnak is Traveling again as the Patina deals with the aftershocks. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Pain and Dismay
The battle is heating up for the Patina and it’s starting to take a toll. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Your Greatest Weapon
The Patina is making progress on their objectives, but things are starting to get dangerous in the chaos. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Mortal Brush With Gravity
The Patina continues to hold back the mercenary incursion in a very distracting way while they work to get the city back on the move. Cast: - Marathon…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Size Differential
The Patina charges into battle and begins wreaking havoc. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
War Machine
The Patina regroups and brings out the big guns. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
A Hardware Problem
The Patina battles mercenaries and unravels the heart of Sasnak Traveling. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Consolidated Security Apparatus
The Patina continues trying to save Sasnak Traveling while simultaneously dismantling the city's innermost security protocols. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Plug and Play
After reaching the core, the Patina rebandages wounds and begins their task of hacking into the city. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Dangerous Ones
The Patina reluctantly returns to the Guts to reach the city core. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Not Suspicious at All
The Patina has a tense negotiation and the city fights back. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
A Flash of Blood
The Patina runs into more trouble as they try to reach the city core. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Walking Into a Kill Zone
The Patina reunites and figures out their next steps during the Battle of Sasnak Traveling. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Reaping of Mercenary Crops
The Patina fight their way back to each other and do some heroics along the way. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Coup Attempts, Just Like Normal
It’s not the Championship celebration they were expecting, but it’s certainly exciting. If you want to learn all about cool and spooky lakes all over the…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
High-Powered Contractors
The Patina shines in the Championship parade as political dealings behind closed doors cause unforeseen chaos. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Podium
The Patina meets back up while they await the judges final scores for the X Bike Championship Finals. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
A Game of Risk and Reward
The X Bike Championship Finals continue and everything is going totally fine! Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Always at Slight Risk of Exploding
Welcome to the X Bike Championship Finals! Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in drag…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Removing the Temptation
Welcome to a special flashback episode from the Patreon archives featuring the Foundlings right before they adopt Birdie. Cast: - Zan Foundling is played by…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Continuing To Surprise
The Patina has planned and surprise meetings with Sasnak Councilors. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Adrenaline Junkie Hobbies
Marathon and Birdie make some impulsive decisions and the Patina races their hearts out. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
It's Following the Cows
The Patina spends quality time in pairs during their last bit of free time. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Criminal Masterminds
The Patina wraps up their heist at Ramp Girl HQ. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Already Off to a Bad Start
The Patina kicks off their heist against Ramp Girl HQ. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Competence Is Sexy
The Patina does some proper heist prep for once. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Temptation of Negotiation
The Patina gets a new job opportunity from Opal and then scatters across the city. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Love of the Sport
The Patina is back at the races and strives to keep their heads above water. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Cleaning Up Your Messes
Emma has a tea party, the Patina takes two very different approaches to X Bike upgrades, and the Council continues to be a problem. Cast: - Marathon Messenger…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Honest Racing
The Patina discusses integrity and the Sasnak political landscape continues to change. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Define the Relationship
The Patina makes some relationship decisions. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
The Uniforms Don't Hurt
The Patina reunites and tries to get back to normal. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Siblings on the Job
The Patina receives some help from the Foundlings in their respective journeys. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Soul Searching
The Patina continues to make their way out of the Guts and splits the party again. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Search and Rescue Mission
The Patina continues having two wildly different adventures in the Guts. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Another Great Day in the Guts
The Patina hits new depths in the Guts. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in drag as…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Death's Door
Tensions rise as the Patina descends deeper into the Guts. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Blood Frenzy
The Patina battles a horde of octopuses. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in drag…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Wander Into Something More Dangerous
The Patina ventures into the Guts of Sasnak. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Big Goals, Big Dreams
The Patina meets with Wander and plans their expedition into the Guts of Sasnak. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
We Have To Trust Someone
The Patina celebrates an epic X Biking win the normal way - with conversations about trust and more contract negotiations. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Just as Wild as They Were
Patina Start - Your - Engines! It’s race day! Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
First Turning Back
The Patina join in on a Foundling family tradition and do a debrief on the masquerade ball. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Consider a Change in Lifestyle
The Patina does some recruiting for their X Bike team and adventures to the top of the city. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Stated Explicitly in My Contract
The Patina learns the joy of contract law and X Bike racing. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Uncontrolled Descent
With their todo list completed, the Patina and Foundlings are free to mingle and continue trying not to die. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van…
- A Knight of Shreds and Patches
Can’t Resist a Good Blood Sport
As the ball continues, everything is totally fine and there is nothing to stress about. Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be…