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Can't Roll Straight D&D
Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings!
Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns?
If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you!
We release an episode at 6PM…
Episodes
- Can't Roll Straight D&D
Palate Cleanser ⎸ Cataclysm #39
Level up! Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional…
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Mercy Killing ⎸ Cataclysm #38
No words for this episode… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther…
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Bella’s Choice ⎸Cataclysm #37
Uh oh… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional…
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The Moose Maze ⎸ Cataclysm #36
Do the roar Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional…
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Thick Bush & Fleshy Tree ⎸ Cataclysm #35
Would you show granny your thing? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan…
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Bran’s Guide to Horse Husbandry ⎸ Cataclysm #34
Is it… Tungsten? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All…
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The Only ‘Sane’ One ⎸Cataclysm #33
Pull some tendons with my corpse god Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By…
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Fear and Loathing in Muld-Vegas ⎸ Cataclysm #32
No need to ‘Kilk Yourself’ WE ARE BACK! Thank you for your patience during our much needed summer break… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by…
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To Eat Ones Own Eggs ⎸ Cataclysm #31
Dream analysis - “Mumbo-jumbo, practiced by pseudo-shamans” Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias…
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The Seer, The Gambler & The Acolyte ⎸ Cataclysm #30
Face up on the ceiling Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All…
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Richard The Wizard ⎸ Cataclysm #29
Have you read the art of spunking? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan…
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Clown-land Jesus ⎸ Cataclysm #28
We’ve upgraded our recording setup… Woo! Apologies for the handful of mic etiquette issues during the ep the players are still getting used to the new…
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Chewing on a clown for content ⎸ Cataclysm #27
Whatever man just roll the dice… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan…
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GERONIMO! ⎸ Cataclysm #26
Maybe the real boss was the basic mathematical equations we struggled to do along the way… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach…
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The Jesters Speech ⎸ Cataclysm #25
They might not respect me… But neither do you Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit &…
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Bran banged ⎸ Cataclysm #24
A drunk octopus tells no tales Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was…
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Daddy Issues ⎸ Cataclysm #23
Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop…
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Meat, Mushroom & Mollusc ⎸ Cataclysm #22
The clown CAN juggle! (I dread the day i’ll have to remaster this with smell-o-vision) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach…
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The Bells of the Ball ⎸ Cataclysm #21
The dummies guide to entering the metamorphoserie Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All…
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A Learned Man (feat. Bluffy) ⎸ Cataclysm #20
The players test Ethan’s lore Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was…
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Check your literacy privilege ⎸ Cataclysm #19
Remember dear listener, water can’t be tight… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional…
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An Invitation ⎸ Cataclysm #18
No officer this is my clown nose Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was…
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Monstrous mycelium ⎸ Cataclysm #17
Is it wet? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful…
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Laylan-loco ⎸ Cataclysm #16
Greetings barkeep! I'm looking for the local black market… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias…
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Paying the price ⎸ Cataclysm #15
The ends justify the ends… Or something to that effect Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All…
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I’m something of a pillager myself… ⎸ Cataclysm #14
Once again sorry for the technical issues with Ethan's mic at the start of combat! The issues start at 34:25 and end at 43:23 :) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme…
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Parental guidance ⎸ Cataclysm #13
You know about war don’t you? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Long…
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Always ignore the call to adventure… (Joseph Campbell was a nark) ⎸ Cataclysm #12
Shatter seems op… Just saying Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Ice…
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To Get High On Ones Own Supply | Cataclysm #11
#Crankingit Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Jungle Shaman, Descent…
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Displace This, Nerd! | Cataclysm #10
Duffy finally hits something… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Jungle…
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The Morality of Killing | Cataclysm #9
A peasant's perspective on the many complexities and contradictions of feudalism & polytheism Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy…
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A Minor Disagreement | Cataclysm #8
My therapist WILL be hearing about this... Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Den of Iniquity…
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House of Mirrors | Cataclysm #7
Is fall damage turned on? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Harpers…
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Clowning Around | Cataclysm #6
I’m a… clown fish? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Tavern Celebration…
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Shopping & Salt | Cataclysm #5
Shopping Episode!!! Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Rebuilding) was…
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Schemes & Names | Cataclysm #4
The players take a moment of respite to plan their next steps… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Animated by Ethan Dialogue…
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Matricide and Milking Bulls | Cataclysm #3
He did WHAT?! (Feat. the producers having a breakdown) Art by Buffy Banach Animated by Ethan Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics All additional…
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The Kill Stealing Clown | Cataclysm #2
The players face their first combat in the belly of Duluun. Jokes are cracked, lives are lost and one clown has a bone to pick and a flower to smell… Logo by…
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In the Belly of Duluun | Cataclysm #1
Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his wild band of players: Matt, Ven, Em, Greyson, and Ed as they journey through the epic homebrew fantasy campaign 'Cataclysm'…