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Hail Chaos
Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast, where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as they delve into the Black Fortress, fighting to survive and competing for points along the way. Who will survive and who will win the game? Let us tell you a tale of high adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright, improv performer and award-winning comedy writer (David Nobbs Memorial Trust Award 2023).
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Episodes
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Little Bikini Woman
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in…
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Bullseye!
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in…
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You Will Go On My Second Whistle
Welcome, traveller. Having convinced the Gladiators to turn on their referee, John Son of Ander, Xanax, Louie and Felicity face a terrifying... cube. What do…
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You Will Go On My First Whistle
Welcome, traveller. A good rest cures all ills, and Xanax, Louie, and new 'friend' Felicity are healed up and ready to go. But the only way to go is straight…
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GLADIATORS
Welcome, traveller. After escaping the pursuing Orcs, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse find themselves at the entrance to the Gladiatorial Arena. They…
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Life's a Pitch Crossover: The Frostie Movie- It's Grrrreat! with Jessie & Alex
This week we have a special crossover treat with Life's A Pitch Podcast, with Jessie & Alex pitching movies that should never exist alongside Tom and Matt!…
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Bonus Episode: Campfire Tales
Welcome, traveller. After many adventures, we are taking a moment to rest by the campfire, and tell tales. The adventure can begin next week. For now, join us…
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Danger Gnome
Welcome, traveller. Having pleased Angharad and won the great treasure of friendship, Xanax, Louie and Carpy must part ways. But nothing is ever as hard as…
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Are You Not Entertained?
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will…
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The Chamber of Temptation
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own…
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Two Steps Forward
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in…
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The Fellowship of the Ass
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door…
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Out Of Harem's Way
Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place…
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Trials and Tribulations
Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and…
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The Wizerd's Tower
Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord…
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Castle Bloodbucket
Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs…
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The Mystery Crate
Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football…
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Safe At Last
Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft…
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The Fall of Louie Smallhouse
Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate…
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Throwing Down The Gauntlet
Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a…
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School's Out For Ever
Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge…
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Goblin Soup
Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last…
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Tally Ho!
Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they…
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Wax On, Wax Off
Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors…
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Getting Waxed
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repeete have bested the giant puppeteer and made their way into the Hall of Wax Heroes- where they are…
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Punching Down
Welcome, traveller. Having made their way across the Beach of Pleasure, Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repete find themselves taking a short break at a…
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A Day At The Beech
Welcome, traveller. Having fled the King's justice, and been saved from mushroom botherer Brane Pavely's treachery, Louise and Xanax find themself on the far…
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A Slippy Escape
Welcome, traveller. It's only a matter of time before King Cosimo IV's guards catch our hapless heroes. But rescue comes from the unlikeliest ally. Can Louie…
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5 Fish for an Omen
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have escaped the King's men in the tavern, but have the leapt from the frying pan into the fire? Even Allard…
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A Taste of Remy Martin
Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have found their way to the NOOTRAL ZONE, a small town at the crossroads of the many tunnels. There is an…
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Wet Lips, Dry Humour
Welcome, traveller. As Xanax and Louie descend into the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the Black Fortress, they meet a new adventuring companion- Brane Pavely!…
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Ain't Nothing To See Here
Welcome, traveller. Xanax and Louie have passed beyond the magic mirror, and find themselves in the tunnel into the Black Fortress. But what lies beyond? And…
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Kill the Crow!
Welcome, traveller. Xanax and Louie have found the secret sanctum beneath the Temple of Flexor- but how did all these Orcs get in? And how, exactly, is anyone…
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All Pain, No Gains
Welcome, traveller. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse have found the village of Forge- in burnt ruin. Can they find the secret entrance to…
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Forged in Fire
Welcome, traveller. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse have found the village of Forge- in burnt ruin. Can they find the secret entrance to…
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A Tale of High Adventure!
Welcome, traveller, to a new adventure. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse set off on their quest to enter the Black Fortress, escape their…
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Hail Chaos: The Epic Trailer
Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere, and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as…