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Page 7 is the Last Podcast Network's pop culture sleepover. Every week, Jackie Zebrowski and MJ talk TV, movies, music, and just enough celebrity gossip for you to understand what your coworkers are talking about. Brought to you by The Last Podcast Network Write to us! Page7podcast@gmail.com Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Episodes
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Ep. 471: Meesa Got A Hole I Need Plugging
This week we're joined by Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser, PuppetJared) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the mess…
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High School Musical 2 WATCHALONG
Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School Musical 2…
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Ep. 470: And Apparently That IS Sexual Harassment
This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The Crying Game…
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Ep. 469: I'M BEING SHADOW BANNED
This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being a tiny…
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Ep. 468: We Love You, Snake Island
This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen probably…
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Ep. 467: More Like The WHY GUYS
This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kelly Ripa…
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Ep. 466: Did You Kill My Cat for Attention, Jackie?
This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical…
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Ep. 465: Anal Bead Supercomputer
This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story…
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Ep. 464: I'm Sorry I Talked About Queen Elizabeth's Clitoral Stimulation
This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is…
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Ep. 463: ACAiPhone
This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including theories…
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High School Music WATCHALONG
Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical. Want even…
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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2009
This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael…
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Ep. 462: Jesus is the Man Who Takes Her Life
This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic…
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Ep. 461: Xana-Do Rest in Peace
This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American Pie to…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 117: Thank You For Nothing
We did it! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to…
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Ep. 460: Just Bottles of Piss
This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as well as…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 116: Ya Know, There's Like A Couple of Jesuses
An episode so nice they done it twice! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by…
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Ep. 459: I Meated You Out, Bro
This week we're gossin' 'bout Princess Lasagna Baby, some upcoming Stryx streams, Lala's performance in Stray, Vanessa Lachey opens her mouth, Terrence Howard…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 115: Tell Me What the Aura Means Jackie
"It should have been this the entire time" - Geoff Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast…
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Ep. 458: Cannibal in the Guest House
This week we're gossin' 'bout how 'Jagged Little Pill' STILL HOLDS UP, the disturbing incest allegations against Ricky Martin, Armie Hammer continuing to…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 114: Do I Get Bangs?
MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Blossom…
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Ep. 457: Cotton Eyed Joe is Very Difficult for Me
This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the best idea…
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Ep. 456: You Know I'm Sexually Attracted to Richard Dreyfuss
This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut choking out a…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 113: That Was NOT NICE God
Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song…
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Ep. 455: Shut Up, Chris Pratt
This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 112: The Power of Song via Union via Mind Control
Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten volume of…
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Ep. 454: Jackie and the Dirty Daddies
This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence…
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Ep. 453: Oops! All Buttholes
This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred…
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Ep. 452: Jubilee Is Just Dumb Word That's for Idiots
This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 111: You Had Me At Jingle Jangle
What happened in this episode!? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green…
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Ep. 451: Welcome to Pooh Corner
This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 110: I'm Fugin' Right Now
"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content!…
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Ep. 450: Grapefruit Boot Scoot
This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet, when and if to use the term…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 109: The Forging of Archie Andrews
There's a lot going on. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams…
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Ep. 449: I Am Pro-Sorcery
Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 108: Now He's Bones
Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content!…
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Ep. 448: I'm The Jackie But I'm Also The Holden
This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in general…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 107: Stop Having Adult Sex in a High School, Please
Maple Syrup $20,000 Jingle Jangle $15,000 Orphan Children $80,000 Candles $36,000,000 Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back) $15,000 someone who is good…
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Ep. 447: Your Butt Is A Fickle Mistress
This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. President'…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 106: When Does It End?
If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before.... Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content!…
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Ep. 446: Bugs Bugs Take A Chug
This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 105: This Is Like the 5th Time She's Been Mind Controlled
MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly…
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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2008
Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect and Taylor…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 104: Back to Ghost Doll
Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast…
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Ep. 445: Futuristic Diaper
This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 103: Dreamscape Nightmare
Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page…
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Ep. 444: How To Declutter Your Pet Count
This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 101 & 102: It's Riverdale, Geoff!
We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content!…
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Ep. 443: But A Man Was Slapped
This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more…
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Ep. 442: Funky Beef Blasters
This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in general…
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Ep. 441: Kidcation
This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned into a…
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Ep. 440: All Hail The Ranch Lords
This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The…
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Ep. 439: Karma with a K
This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the…
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Ep. 438: Garfield's Not Dead
This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's Land…
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Ep. 437: The Throw Up Edition
In this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued spiral and it's…
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Ep. 436: I Mean...Cosmic Sin
This week we're gossin' 'bout M I L K, the disaster that is the 2022 Olympics, the impending Super Bowl, Goop taking a chomp of THAT candle, Ariana Grande's…
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Ep. 435: Nut 'n Strut
This week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's…
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Ep. 434: We Accept Carnal Lust
This week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer points of…
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Ep. 433: Get Out Your Knee Extenders Boys!
This week we're gossin' 'bout the adventure of going to the furniture store, celebrity body part insurance policies, Holden's dark trumpet secrets, mailman…
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Ep. 432: #PorchGooseLife
This week we mourn the passing of Bob Saget and goss' 'bout what's okay to talk about regarding Spider-Man: No Way Home, how many movie trailers is too many…