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Page 7 is the Last Podcast Network's pop culture sleepover. Every week, Jackie Zebrowski and MJ talk TV, movies, music, and just enough celebrity gossip for you to understand what your coworkers are talking about. Brought to you by The Last Podcast Network Write to us! Page7podcast@gmail.com Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Episodes
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Ep. 505: The Crucifixion of Holden Episode
Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jackie FINALLY…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 137: This Very Special Episode of Riverdale Watchalong Roundup
GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page…
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Austin Powers WATCHALONG
Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links…
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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1995
We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pain, MJ…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 136: Riverdale, WTF
AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER and one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather…
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Ep. 504: SHE Has Risen
This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 135: Ah, Riverdale, Ya Got Me Again
Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our…
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Ep. 503: Watchin' Ordinary People on a Summer Night
JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat down to…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 133 & 134: Stop The Film, That's My Sister!
MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page…
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Ep. 502: For Whom The Jackie Tolls
FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divoronce…
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Ep. 501: Horny in the City
This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 132: It's Not Darkness, It's Just Horniess
Riverdale is for fathers. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon…
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Ep. 500: No one cares.
WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for…
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American Pie WATCH-ALONG
Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 131: They've Made the Entire Universe Gay
"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at…
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Ep. 499: Sequins On The Corpse Bag
This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC Doubledown and…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 130: You're The Red Menace
As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at…
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Ep. 498: He's Dim and He's Mid
This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA continues to...do…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 129: Shame With My Own Heteronormativity
KISSIN' Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly…
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Ep. 497: These Fuckin' Jibbitz
This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all inclusive…
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Ep. 496: Nü-Metal Has Problems Too
This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy coordinator…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 128: But That IS A CoinciPink
WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our…
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Ep. 495: The Scatting of Kim Cattrall
This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall (kinda)…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 127: Did Ya Know He Was A COMMIE?
It really does always come back to Mormon. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us…
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Ep. 494: The Serbian Film of Comedies
On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot stop…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 126: We Really Are In It Together
This one's for you Elizabeth! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our…
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Ep. 493: Let Utah Cum
This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 125: Doesn't That Sound Like A Jackieism?
Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at…
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Ep. 492: Generational Nut
This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 124: Give Kevin His Time
KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon…
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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2013
This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mother…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 122 & 123: Archie's Penis is Going to Fall Off
This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links…
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Ep. 491: We Wanna Say Thank You, Holden
This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including…
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High School Musical 3 WATCHALONG
Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 121: War Profiteering with Maple Syrup
Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on…
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Ep. 490: Blow Up The Moon
This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 120: Don't Talk About Riverdale
This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro…
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Ep. 489: Love Is Dead
This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 119: I Think I Like It
sock hop noun INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hops a dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet. Support us…
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Ep. 488: Ralph the Slumlord Turtle
This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF…
Page 7Riverdale Roundup Ch. 118: Welcome Back Riverdale
Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a…
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Ep. 487: Wynnie's World
This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial…
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Ep. 486: Go Find Some Joy, Will Ya?
This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR…
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Ep. 485: Nothing But Covid
This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching…
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Ep. 484: Gerard Way's Ladder
This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end, Holden shares his favorite bad day song…
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Ep. 483: Death By A Thousand MILFs
This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely…
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Ep. 482: Call Me Gronkie
This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH, Holden…
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Ep. 481: Nazi's Are Bad, Dude
This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for moving…
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Ep. 480: The Devil's Work
This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith…
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Ep. 479: Datingdaughters@gmail.com
This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of…
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Ep. 478: DILFS Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime Surprise…
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Ep. 477: This Is Our Hangover Episode
This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning back time…
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Ep. 476: HEY HILLARY
This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of royal tea…
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Ep. 475: There's So Many Bucket Hats, Y'all
Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medications, Nepo…
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Meowy Catsmas II: Lost In New York
It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates…
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Ep. 474: We're Making Hot Dog Chains For the Christmas Tree
This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction, a dose…
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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2003
This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service. Page 7…
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Ep. 473: 'Tis the Damn Season
This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly Parton…
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Falling for Christmas WATCHALONG
Give up with us on Falling for Christmas! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even…
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Ep. 472: Chicken of Distain
This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son gettin' in…