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Beer Thursday
Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us…
Episodes
Beer ThursdayWe Went to a Seance and All We Got Was This Lousy Protective Bathroom Spell
Grab your protective circle and a questionable mystery drink, because Shayne and Jay are taking you back to one of the most chaotic Halloween nights of their…
Beer ThursdayTricks, Treats, and Tim's Birthday: A Halloween Haunting
Grab your candy corn (or throw it in the trash like a monster) because Round 336 of Beer Thursday is a Halloween special! Tim, Shayne, and Jay get into the…
Beer ThursdayStill Drunk at Church: A Beer Thursday Confession [Stories of Our Worst Hangovers]
You ever wake up and think, “Wow… I survived that?” Because today, Beer Heart, we’re diving into the kind of hangovers that make you question your life…
Beer ThursdaySet Phasers to Controversial: Ranking Kirk, Picard, and Everyone Else
Space: the final frontier. And apparently, the perfect place to crack open a Miller Lite and settle some extremely important debates. In this spacey round 334…
Beer ThursdayCaramel, Crawfish, and the Chaos of Regional Dialect: Part 1
Y'all reckon you know how to talk right? Shayne and Jay crack open Round 333 to argue about the way folks say things depending on which side of the Mason-Dixon…
Beer ThursdaySatine, Selene, and the Swan: Beautiful Movie Characters We'd Rewatch For
Lights, camera, attraction! Shayne and Jay are cracking open Round 332 and diving into the most beautiful characters ever put on screen. Not the actresses. Not…
Beer ThursdayCreaks, Leaks, and Parking Strategies [Aging Gracefully Was Never the Plan]
Ah yes, getting older. That magical time of life when you wake up with mystery bruises, your knees file noise complaints, and your biggest victory of the day…
Beer ThursdayThe Final 18 [of the 15] Phrases We "Can't" Say Anymore!
Beer Heart, we thought this list had 15 phrases. Turns out it has more entries than a CVS receipt. But we’re committed. Or maybe we should be committed. Either…
Beer ThursdayDC Universe, Part 2 [Redux]
Cape on. Cowl crooked. Beer cracked open. Shayne and Jay are back for Part 2 of their DC movie deep dive, and they brought receipts. Justice League had a…
Beer ThursdayThings People Pretend to Understand But Really Don’t
Ever sat in a conversation nodding along like you totally get it, while internally screaming? Yeah. Shayne and Jay crack open Round 328 to tackle the fine art…
Beer ThursdayMedieval Magic, Modern Problems, and One Very Good Sandwich [Random Topic Generator, Volume 8]
Buckle up, because Shayne and Jay are back with another spin of the Random Topic Generator. Volume 8, baby! No script, no plan, no problem. From which holidays…
Beer Thursday5 More Phrases You Can't Say Anymore, Part 2 [And Why They're Wrong!]
You know, Shayne, every time we try to talk about “phrases we can’t say anymore,” we somehow end up saying all of them… loudly… and usually in the wrong order…
Beer ThursdayCan You Dig It? 60s Slang That Deserves a Comeback (And Some That Really Don't)
Can you dig it, beer hearts? Shayne and Jay crack open a cold one and travel back to the groovy days of the 1960s to debate which old-school slang should make…
Beer ThursdaySqueeze the Day: Beer Thursday's Sauciest Round Yet
Shayne and Jay crack open the sauce vault and rank their all-time favorite condiments from number five all the way to the top. It gets spicy, it gets cheesy…
Beer ThursdayJust 'Cause You Put Syrup on Something, Don't Make It Pancakes
Grab your syrup and pull up a stool, because Shayne and Jay are serving up a fresh stack of breakfast wisdom on this round of Beer Thursday. From IHOP Harvest…
Beer ThursdayDC Universe, Part 1 [Redux from 2020]
Grab your cape and your cold one, because Shayne and Jay are suiting up for a DC Universe deep dive. Round 322 is a Redux of the classic BT40, and these two…
Beer Thursday5 Star Wars Quotes That Hit Harder Than the Death Star
May the puns be with you. Shayne and Jay crack open a cold one and dig into five Star Wars quotes that hit way harder than you'd expect from a franchise with…
Beer ThursdayGood Guys Never Win But They Do Start Podcasts [Redux!]
Brian Interviews the Durango Brothers. A very BeerThursday Redux round! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you never knew you needed has arrived. Brian crashes…
Beer ThursdayIs Brian Even a Real Person [Redux]
Brian showed up, took over the mic, renamed the show Beer Tuesday, and somehow became the most prepared guest we've ever had. He came with notes. Actual…
Beer ThursdayAlternate Timelines and Shampoo Crimes
You ever look back at your life and think, “Wow… I really zigged when I should’ve zagged… or at least paused for snacks”? Well, Shayne and I cracked open a…
Beer ThursdayOnly the Good Die Young [And We're Still Sad About It]
You know it’s going to be a wild ride when a Beer Thursday round starts with Elvis, detours through Snape, and somehow ends up with Keith Richards outliving…
Beer ThursdayOur Top Villains: Evil, Chaotic, and Weirdly Charming [Redux]
You know, Shayne sprang this topic on Jay faster than Darth Vader force‑choking an admiral. One minute we’re talking Star Wars prequels; the next we’re…
Beer ThursdaySir Hugh Beaver and 7 Other Guinness Facts (Jay Was 15 About the Name)
I always thought I loved Guinness, but after going to Ireland, I realized I had only been dating it casually. Now it’s a full‑blown relationship. This round is…
Beer ThursdayPedal to the Metal: Cars We've Had, Wrecked, and Still Want
Cars, nostalgia, and questionable decisions behind the wheel — Round 314 of Beer Thursday is a full-throttle trip down memory lane. Jay and Shayne talk high…
Beer ThursdayA Slippery Situation: Bar Soap vs. Body Wash
Today, your defenders of cleanliness are diving deep [like really scrubbing in] on one of the most polarizing hygiene debates known to mankind: bar soap versus…
Beer ThursdayFar From "Spider-Man: Far From Home" [Redux]
You know, Shayne and I set out to talk about Spider‑Man: Far From Home, but like any good Marvel movie, we immediately veered into a Phase One origin story…
Beer ThursdayWon't You Be My Neighbor? (Please Don't, It's Weird)
You ever look at your neighbor’s house and think, “Yep… something weird is happening over there”? Well, grab a lawn chair and a Solo Stove, because today we’re…
Beer ThursdayBands Who Replaced Their Lead Singer (And Nobody Noticed!) Except Us. We Noticed
Who's your favorite band that replaced their lead singer? Were they still your favorite with the new singer? Me neither! Today, Shayne, Jay, and Tim discuss…
Beer ThursdayWho are the Coolest Celebrities? (Hint: It’s Not Us)
Have you ever noticed how some celebrities just radiate cool? Like they walk into a room and suddenly you’re rethinking your entire personality. Well, Shayne…
Beer ThursdayTim Responds!
We hope you enjoy Tim's hot opinions as much as we do! What do you think about what Tim thinks about Orchestrated Objective Reduction Theory?
Beer ThursdayBrains Optional: Cosmic Consciousness with an Objective Reduction
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does the sound exist for eternity? Are we about to prove the existence of God? Maybe! We're just…
Beer ThursdayCanceled Shows We Love (But They Got Canceled)
Don't you love it when the show you love gets canceled? We do too, so today we discuss the shows we love but got canceled. Canceled Shows What are your…
Beer ThursdayDestroyer of Trivia: KISS Facts You Didn’t Ask For
Well, hey there, you beautiful bunch of rock‑and‑roll wanderers. I was just sitting here polishing my seven‑inch leather heels when you showed up—perfect…
Beer ThursdayJay vs. '80s Music! [Can he Guess the Songs from the First Line of the Lyrics?]
Grab your mixtapes and Walkman and put on your sparkly brain hats. It's Jay vs. Gen-X! Today, Shayne quizzes Jay on his knowledge of 80s Music lyrics. Round…
Beer Thursday6 1/2 Phrases We Can't Say Anymore And Why [Yes, We Make Fun of All of Them]
Do you enjoy not saying words you're not supposed to? We do too! Unfortunately, we have to say these words so that we can tell you what words you can't say…
Beer ThursdayShows We Wish The Other Would Watch [Redux (from 2020)!]
Welcome to the mullet of podcasts! Today, we travel back to July of 2020, when we tackled a highly controversial issue among the Beer Thursday crew: Shows we…
Beer ThursdayTo All the Jobs We've Hated Before [and to Ones We've Hated Less]
Have you ever had a job you hated? Do we like to ask stupid questions? Put on your blandest shirt and fakest smile 'cos your hard-working harbingers of horror…
Beer ThursdayBreaking Bad Bunny's Controversial Halftime Show Down [at the Event We Can't Legally Mention]
What did you think of Bad Bunny's halftime performance in that game that wasn't played in a bowl and wasn't all that super? There was no slowdown to the…
Beer ThursdayTeleporters, Capuchins, and Other Strange Things: Random Topic Generator, Volume 7
We take the winds and throw caution to the plunger as we rest our fates in the cold hands of the Random Topic Generator! Round 302! We truly value your support…
Beer ThursdayWhere do You Want to Travel This Year? [We discuss it and drop about 40 F-Bombs!]
Where do you dream of traveling to this year? Australia, an island, the United States, the western part of your state, or the world? Join the dreams and fun as…
Beer ThursdayWhat Would We Tell Our Younger Selves? [Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Good!]
If you could go back in time and give yourself advice, what would you tell yourself? Invest in Apple? Bet on the Patriots? Don't quit your job in January 2020?…
Beer ThursdayFrom the Band Hall to the Cemetery: We March Down Memory Lane!
Do you have fond memories of back in the day when the days were good and old? Grab your checkerboard and spittoon! Today, we're reliving the glorious days of…
Beer ThursdayCerealously Speaking: Our Favorite Cereals (Then and Now) [A Podcast Journey Through Time and Milk]
What's your favorite cereal? Prepare your shiniest bowl and spoon, true believers! Join us for this trip down cereal lane as your crispy heroes take a stand…
Beer ThursdayBottles Vs. Cans: The Final Stand
Do you prefer beer in bottles or cans? Well, you are correct! Maybe. Join our informative and opinionated debate on the winner of this long-standing rivalry…
Beer ThursdayThe Best New Year's Resolutions Ever [Redux]
Do you hate all the pressure of New Year's Resolutions? Where do you start? Today, we reveal the 3 New Year's Resolutions to ensure the best 2021 ever! New…
Beer ThursdayKiss Alive 2: Rock and Roll Over-Analysis
What are the best and worst Kiss albums, and what makes them so good? And what makes the bad ones even better? Tim, the Enchanter, is back to discuss one of…
Beer ThursdayRock and Roll All Night [and Podcast Every Day!] Kiss Alive! [1}
You wanted the best? You got the best! The hottest podcast on the planet is diving into the wild world of KISS. In this first of at least three epic rounds, we…
Beer ThursdayGetting Ready for Geddy and Alex [And Anika!]
Are you ready for Geddy, Alex, and Anika? With all due respect for the Legendary [the Legendariest!] Neil Peart, your musical masters of music are stoked like…
Beer ThursdayHallmark Christmas Movies! [And Why We LOVE Them!]
Why We Love Hallmark Holiday Movies: Could Santa be a superhero? Beer Thursday on the movie plots. I mean, the movies’ plot. Holiday movie regulars. Upcoming…
Beer ThursdayOil-Free Fried Turkey, Colonoscopies, and other Thanksgiving
What are you thankful for? Other than your favorite Beer Thursday rounds, or our having Tim back as a special guest? Today, your fearless (did I misspell…
Beer ThursdayDon't Be a Jerk at Work! [Office Etiquette Dos, Don'ts, and You-Better-Not-Evers]
How much do you LOVE going to the office? Today is Office Space Therapy Day on Beer Thursday, as we console each other on the woes of having to deal with…
Beer Thursday15 Overblown American Fears That Make the Rest of the World Laugh, Part 2
We have nothing to fear but cheese itself! Join us for part 2 of this journey through Hasthi Wand's article "15 Overblown American Fears That Make the Rest of…
Beer ThursdayPrelude to the Holidays! [Redux]
On today’s exciting and cheerful round [aka, episode], Jay and Shayne take a deep dive into the holidays, so deep in fact that they log their longest round…
Beer ThursdayWe Put the "Sus" in Suspense! [With Our Alfred Hitchcock Talk]
Ready to discuss the ultimate film-making genius! Grab some popcorn and hop in the shower! Today, we're putting the SUS in suspensful! If you're not too…
Beer ThursdayLet's Get Nuts! [Our Favorites and The Most Nutritious]
Are you nuts for nuts? We love this healthy snack! We're crackin' open our favorite nuts and listing the most nutritious nuts. Plus, does Shayne fear a…
Beer ThursdayOrchestrated Objective Reduction Theory: Explained!
What the heck did you just say? I thought you'd never ask! I said, "Orchestrated Objective Reduction Theory!" Your fearless and highly intellectual hosts…
Beer ThursdayThe Rise of Cabbits, Ligers, and Zonkeys! [Hybrid Animals, Part 2]
Prepare to have your mind blown with strangeness and cuteness on this 288th round! Your sleek seekers of scintillating science explore the conclusion of the…
Beer ThursdayMovies That Should Never Be Remade
What movies do you think should never be remade? And what do you think about the movies that we think should never be remade? Round 30 Redux! Enjoy what we do?…
Beer ThursdayTim Responds! [and OneUps One-UpManship, Man!!]
How does Tim respond to our round on One-Upmanship? Only Tim knows. Listen and find out for yourself! Let us know what you think and see Jay's brilliant…
Beer ThursdayThat's Nothing! You Should Hear THIS Round About One-Upmanship!
If you think that last podcast you heard was good, we've got an even better podcast for you! On today's better-than-anyone-else's round of Beer Thursday, we…