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Alternate Timelines and Shampoo Crimes

You ever look back at your life and think, “Wow… I really zigged when I should’ve zagged… or at least paused for snacks”? Well, Shayne and I cracked open a couple of beers and a couple of emotional support regrets to explore all the life choices we might have done differently — assuming we had a functioning time machine and slightly better judgment.

Turns out our alternate timelines include piano prodigy futures, shampoo‑based revenge plots, and a Durango Brothers world tour that absolutely should’ve happened.

In this round, we dive into:

The piano path Shayne abandoned like a sad, lonely…

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