Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters

Transcript

Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Aside from radio host. What's the most boring job in
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: the world, I.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Say accountant, but my mom would argue against that.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Paint drying assistant manager, just the assistant or paper clip counter.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Professionally, those would be my guest. I got a computer
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: would do that.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but apparently working front desk at a
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: roadside motel can also be pretty tedious, especially when you
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of customers coming.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Through or paper clips account And.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: I say that because the roommate of a guy who
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: works that exact job reached out saying, can you please
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: do anything to help spice up my roommate's day where
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: he works eight hours staring out the window of a
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: motel so he.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Could clean a counter or two.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just said exactly, So we're going to try to
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: help him out. In your phone tap right.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Now, phone taps on the twenties.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: Will travel lodge this as will HI if.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: It's the motel effects that to any two?
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: Yes it is. Are you looking at a book a room?
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Oh? No, no, no, thank you?
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, how can I help you?
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to book a room please?
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: Oh you do want to book a room?
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: Well, said can I get a name for the reservation.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: My name is Edward, but my friends call me Steady ENnie.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: So like my parents, Doug and Dorothy, their first day
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: years they're super old. Okay, that's actually where I was conceived.
• 1:52
  Speaker 4: Oh right, amazing, right anyway, seeing with on the ground floor,
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: and I don't mean like on the ground well maybe
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: actually knowing my mom, I haven't.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: I mean it was room one one four and I
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: have been back there many many times just to check
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: one four.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Is oh no, oh gosh, Actually I like the room
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: next to it. Please, that's room one one six.
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: Let me make sure that's all.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: And the reason why because my parents just left the
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: house and they're heading your way.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Right now, right now.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: You don't have a lot of time here. So if
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: I if I can get into one sixteen, then I'd
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: like to listen.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: Oh listen, listen to Yeah.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: I'm always wondered because you know like I wasn't there
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: back then.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, about when you get here, if the room booked
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: or not?
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, I don't make sure there's no perverts or
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: any freak shows ahead of me. You know, Oh God,
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: is there a way that I could send some oysters
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: to the room.
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: Sure, this is a motel. We don't have oysters here.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started,
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service,
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: no sending anything to room.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: desk and I bring some pineapple juice? Can you just
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: drop them off with them and say it's from their
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: little boy.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: with you here. I'm to be honest. Yeah, your parents
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: probably just want a knight to themselves and don't need
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: anything extra from there.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: Think you need to give your parents some privacy.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: Hanging what you're saying you want mean to drop off
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: some blindfolds you're clinking? No, No, that's not clingeryding do Dane.
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: blind hole.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: to ubit and I could drop it.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: You've not come here, Okay, stay away. Okay, Well, I
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: have other customers and I need to help them right now.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: So oh sure other customers like you mean like the perverts.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: I like Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Brooks in the motel right now, checking on theories and
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: slim gems and checking out all the rooms, listening for
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: sure for my parents.
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: I have other customers. I need to take care of.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Your roommate. Freddy said, you've been so bored lately. That's
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: why he needs to set you up for this prank
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: phone call.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: know Freddy?
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phonetop man.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: Freddy said, you.
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: Out wait wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super at your job every
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is happening
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: at my job.
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: Like I was, like, who who wants to listen to
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: their so much?
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? Excuse me. I wouldn't say weird. Some people
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: are very close to their family.
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have nightmares about this town.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be sleeping knife and sleep in Room
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: one sixteen next to my parents.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're you're a little too good at that stoking.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties