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The Babysitter (2017) | Puberty Is Hard, But Satanic Cults Are Worse · Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

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Welcome back to Two Cents. We see scary movies, the podcast
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where we do the washing so you can do the sleeping.
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You're welcome, cowards. I'm Talon, the one who would
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have survived because I never would have gotten out of bed to
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see what the noise was. And I'm here with Christopher,
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who absolutely would have joined that cult because honestly, free
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pizza and charismatic ringleader sounds like most of his Friday
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nights already. This month, we're digging into
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Grave Humor, our celebration of horror comedies, the movies that
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make you laugh right up until the moment you realize you
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really shouldn't be laughing. And we're kicking it off with
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The Babysitter, a 2017 Netflix film directed by McGee, which is
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a name that should tell you everything you need to know
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about the energy of this movie before you even press play.
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Let's get into it. So we open on Cole, 12 years
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old, and life is not going well for him.
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He's anxious, nerdy, gets bullied regularly, and just to
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really seal his fate socially, still has a babysitter, which at
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12 is basically a public announcement that you have 0 St.
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cred. Then enter B&B is well, I mean
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she's cool, confident, funny, patient.
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She treats Cole like he actually matters, which immediately puts
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her above literally everyone else in his life.
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She stands up to his bully, she builds him up.
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She talks sci-fi with him. She's basically the human
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version of This is who you wish you were.
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And Cole is completely nuts over her.
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Not a creepy way. Mostly it's there.
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It's yeah. Mostly is the keyword there.
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But he definitely in that painfully obviously in that
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painfully obvious kind of way where it's like if only I were a
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few years older kind of way. So his parents are leaving for
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the night and it's just colon B. They hang out, dance, eat junk
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food, and the movie very intentionally makes you feel
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warm and safe, like you're watching a coming of age movie
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instead of a horror movie. Then B tells him it's time for
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bed because his mom gave me her 10:30 and Cole being 12,
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immediately decides to spy on her because his neighbor and BFF
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appropriate age crush. I think she's part of the same
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age. Melanie tells him babysitters
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always do adult stuff after the kids go to sleep.
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So he sneaks downstairs, hides on the steps and watches as
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Bee's friends show up. Max the jock, Allison the
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cheerleader. Sonya, who is already giving
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This, is going to go bad energy. I think it's her.
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Haircut. Yeah, right.
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She's got that kind of artsy look to her.
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Then you have John, who is the funny sidekick who clearly
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thinks this whole thing is kind of silly and fun.
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And we have Samuel, who is this nervous, nerdy guy that she that
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we saw Bee earlier on in the movie, kind of befriend coming
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out of a store. So they start playing truth or
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Dare, and for a second, it's exactly what Cole expected.
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A little scandalous, a little exciting, nothing crazy.
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Bee is dared to kiss everyone there, and Samuel is the last
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one she gets to. He is visibly apprehensive.
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He's very nervous. He's weirded out about everybody
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staring at them, but she calms them down eventually, gets them
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to the point where they do kiss. And you can see Cole, and he
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looks a little devastated by this in a way.
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I felt like he did. He was like, oh, she's kissing
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that nerdy guy. She's kissing this nerdy guy,
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you know? And then B just calmly pulls out
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two knives and stabs him in the head like just.
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Hold although yeah, but he stays alive.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, you don't die, I don't
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think, until your heart stops pumping blood.
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So she must have got him just right to where it didn't affect
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anything that affects the brain to the heart.
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I don't know. Because he was still talking.
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He was like, I don't really want to do this anymore.
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It's like, too late. So she puts those knives in his
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head. And just like that, we're no
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longer in a fun coming of age movie.
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So now Cole has just watched his babysitter murder someone and
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the group, they barely react. They get these big.
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Chalices. Chalices, that's what we're
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looking for. And they both get up when
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somebody's on one side and someone's on the other.
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And they're as the blood's coming out, they're collecting
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the blood. That's the black dude's name in
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the movie. John Yeah.
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He was funny but his his side like wasn't working.
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I'm not getting any and then all of a sudden it gets them.
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Right all over his face. There was humor there.
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So they're collecting the blood and they start talking about the
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ritual and everything that they have to go through and stuff
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they have to do. And it becomes very clear that
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this is a satanic cult and they made a deal for success,
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popularity, whatever it is they wanted.
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And the price is innocent blood, of course.
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And I don't know why Samuel's blood is not enough for this
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ritual. No, it's one is the sacrifice
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and the other is innocent. Blood.
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That's right. He was the sacrifice.
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They still need to collect his blood, but yeah.
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And then they have to get innocent blood, which means they
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need Cole's blood. So Cole freaks out a little bit,
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runs to his room, calls 911, grabs a pocket knife like that's
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going to do anything helpful. And he hears the gang coming up
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the stairs, so he jumps into the bed and pretends to be asleep.
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They take out a needle and draw blood from his vein, and Cole
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stays surprisingly still because he is deathly afraid of needles
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along with everything else. So then they, you know, look
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like they all leave and they go out.
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So he as soon as they go out and close the door, he jumps up.
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He grabs his sheets, He ties a rope, sheet rope together,
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throws it out the window, ties it to the bed.
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But then he passes out, and when he passes out, you can see off
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in the corner by the door, Bea is still standing there.
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She thought something seemed a little suss about because the
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window was open and she noticed it and she was like, that wasn't
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open before. Cole wakes up tied to a chair
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down in the living room. They're all standing around him.
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They're asking about what he knows.
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They're trying to convince him it's some kind of science
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project. Stabbing people in the head is a
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requirement for science and advanced science, right?
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Will be like I just yeah, I'd give you my blood dude, right
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or. Whatever.
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Right. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like although he had to be sacrificed but I I feel like if
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she had asked Cole for his blood he would have probably just
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given it to her to. Be sure yeah, the way the the
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relationship is set up. Right.
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Yeah, even though he's afraid of needles because in the very
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first scene of the whole movie, he's at the.
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He's in the nurse's office getting a he's.
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In like the gym? Yeah, well, that was.
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Weird. Or maybe.
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No, you're right, it was. Getting a vaccine, Yeah.
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And he's freaking out about it and he doesn't want to get this.
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Dude was giving him shit too though.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. So we know he's because of that
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setup. We know he's deathly afraid of
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needles. But I'm sure he would have done
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it for her, right? I felt like he would have.
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Yeah, I agree. So then the cops actually show
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up, which you think that might help?
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It does not. Max immediately throws a fire
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poker through one cop's eye and the second cop fires a panic and
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accidentally shoots Allison in the chest, and instead of that
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stopping anything, it's somehow just makes everything worse.
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So B and Max finally killed a second cop, and Max rips the
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poker out of the first cop's eye to finish him off.
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And now we're fully in there. No adults coming to fix this
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situation at all. We're screwed.
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So they forced Cole to give them the police code to call off
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backup because the cops had called for backup.
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And Cole's really smart. He knows a lot of stuff, so he
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knows all the codes. Apparently he like, wanted to be
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a cop at some point. Yeah, it's revealed, right?
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I, I think they skipped that because, like, it came up later.
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Yeah. About how he knew the codes or
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whatever. Yeah, yeah.
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So he knows the codes. He gives them.
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He finally relents, but he does give them the codes to call off
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the backup. So then, and I can't remember
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how he got free from the chair. Oh, they, they so they like
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caught him with the pocket knife trying to like kind of stuff
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loose. And they're like, we see you in
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the mirror. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah funny but he end up like the football dude.
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He just like kicks him and he fella.
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They were gunned up in time until the cops show up.
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Yeah, so he ends up getting out of the chair.
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He bolts back upstairs, which I don't know why 'cause the door
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was right behind him. I feel like this is the second
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movie in a row where like they're going the wrong way when
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they're running away. They're every one of these
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movies. They're going the wrong way.
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When they're running away, I make them go upstairs.
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I make mention of it in almost every single movie.
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So don't. Go out the front door like I'm
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running. Upstairs to be.
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Further trapped. I never understand, got it.
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I mean I realized in order to progress the movie otherwise the
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movie would probably be over, but still, it's an annoying
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trope. Drives me crazy.
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So Cole both upstairs, John chases him, Cole ends up pushing
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him over the banister, and John lands on a trophy that goes
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straight through his neck. And that's the moment where Cole
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kind of realizes, oh I'm killing people now.
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Shit. Deadly home alone.
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So Cole escapes out the window and hides under the house in the
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crawl space, which is already terrifying because it's got
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spiders and bugs and whatever. Horrible place to go because you
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have no exit. Again, yeah, nowhere to go.
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So he's under the house in the crawl space.
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And of course this is where Cole gets create starts getting
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creative. He traps Sonia cause Sonia comes
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in there and she's only a funny haircut and he grabs some bug
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spray and a firework rocket and basically turns it into a
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homemade flamethrower explosion extravaganza.
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And he blows her up, but not the house.
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The house never catches fire, just her.
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It's just her. That's a they must have some
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real good fire protecting under carried part of their.
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House support beams under. Yeah, it's good stuff.
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So then Max is next. He's been chasing Cole around
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kind of around the whole time, and at times he's almost seems
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like he's trying to be encouraging to Cole because he
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knows that Cole is kind of a nerd and doesn't have a lot of
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friends. So he's basically like trying to
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pump him up, like how to deal with bullies and all that stuff.
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And he's trying to kill him. At least trying to kill him.
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Like what do you, what is this going to be used for if you're
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going to kill me? The dialogue lost me a couple
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times where like when he tried to have him confront the bully
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while he was egging the house or.
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Whatever, Yeah, 'cause he showed up, Yeah.
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You should stand up for yourself.
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It's like, but why? Why you're gonna kill me, right?
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So I think it was just this attempt at, you know, adding
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humor into it. But it was and it was kind of
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funny that he was being that way.
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But so he's trying to be encouraging, but he ultimately
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chases Cole up into a tree house, which it's just the
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bottom, the floor of the tree house 'cause they we're taking
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it down. So the it's only the platform of
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it. And while they're up there,
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they're walking around. Stuff happens.
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He ends up falling. He gets tangled in the rope
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swing and hangs himself. So now Cole, Cole runs to
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Melanie's house because she lives right down the street and
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because, you know, of course, now she's involved.
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And nothing makes the situation better like dragging your crush
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into your satanic cult problem. She also seems extremely like
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unimpressed that. She's very calm, like she's
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dealt with this before. Oh, people are trying to.
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Oh, OK. This is my first satanic cult
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rodeo, so. So he's apologizing to her, of
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course, Bee shows up. They're kind of running around
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in circles around the inside downstairs of the house with Bee
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there. He ends up making it out and he
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tells her that he's going to take care of everything and she
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ends up kissing him, which honestly, bad timing, but we'll
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take the win. So Cole goes back home because
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at this point, he's not running anymore.
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He's starting to man up. But inside we have Allison, who
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has been shot. She was shot by the cop, a
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cheerleader. I was trying to think.
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I was like, I swear there's one more.
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But yeah, she's the cheerleader. She got shot in the breast and
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she was crying and flipping out that no one's ever going to want
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to touch her breasts anymore 'cause she's got this hole.
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She's not worried about guys trying to die.
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But no one's just going to want to be around her breasts.
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So she's there and she's kind of walking around the whole time,
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even though she's been shot. And she tries to kill him with a
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kitchen knife. Then Bee shows up and just blows
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Allison's head off with a shotgun.
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Also confusing in the moment for me.
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Right. It is a little bit, but at the
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same time it tells you that Bee has a soft spot for Cole because
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even after all of this, even before this, you could tell that
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she really actually liked Cole. She liked hanging out with him.
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She, you know, thought he was a good person.
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She liked him. And that's probably why when she
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got the blood, she didn't want to kill him.
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Like she could have easily sacrificed him instead of that
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Samuel guy. But because he's an innocent and
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a he could be sacrificed. But she obviously didn't want to
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do that. She wanted to let him live.
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She just needed his blood, right?
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So she definitely has a soft spot for him, which is why she
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shot Allison because Allison was about to kill him.
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So now it's just colon B. And this is where things slow
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down a little bit. B explains everything, the deal
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she made when she was younger with the devil and how she got
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everything she ever wanted by sacrificing innocent people and
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spilling their blood on the book.
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And she's got this huge book. It's like old, that old papyrus
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paper or whatever. And you know, it's all ornate
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and crazy looking and very delicate because of its age.
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And I also think the funny part of, like, everything she ever
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wanted was to be, like, confident.
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Yeah. Just like, oh, nice.
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Definitely worth the lives of others.
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Through selling your soul, the devil and killing a bunch of
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people. You just wanted confidence.
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Be a little fucking confident. And you think at some point,
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since she's had this confidence for so long and so many people
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are attracted to her as a friend or whatever, she could just stop
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and she knows how to be confident now.
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But it didn't really say like, yeah, it didn't elude that.
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I felt like for some reason the book was so important 'cause it
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was like it would end. I mean, I get that, but it's
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like, why would it end? If you know now how to be
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confident you have all these friends, Why would it end like
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you should just do it on your own now?
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Yeah, the the plot was not super fucking.
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It wasn't very dense. There wasn't much substance
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there. Right, so she's gotten
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everything she wanted by spilling innocent blood on this
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book. And here's the part that makes
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it a bit of a bummer. She generally, like I was
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saying, likes Cole because that part is real.
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And she offers him a place beside her, like, hey, you can
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be in this with me. I'll protect you forever.
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You know, it'll be great. And Cole ultimately chooses
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himself, And he says no. And he burns.
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The book ends the ritual. So then he runs, grabs Melanie's
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dad's car. Now Melanie's dad, who is this
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probably mid 40s now, newly divorced, probably wasn't very
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cool, but now thinks he's super cool 'cause he's got this super
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cool car. It's a big muscle car, he and
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he, it's pristine. He loves it.
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You know, it's his baby. So cold sides.
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I'm going to go grab that car. So he goes and gets the car,
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drives it back to his house and straight into the house,
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crashing directly into beat. So then she's laying there on
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the floor, car's on top of her. But it and that was the thing I
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noticed. It really wasn't like I swear I
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saw some like space between the car and her but I was like I'm
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not not getting into this. I also felt like there was just
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like a dresser there over the top or like it wasn't really
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much of anything and apparently it was not.
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We'll get to that. They're having their final
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moment between them, and it's weirdly emotional considering
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everything that just happened. And again, you can see that they
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both have an affinity for each other and that she does care
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about him. And then Cole pulls himself out
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of the wreckage, gets outside. Police and emergency crew show
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up. The kids that were bullying him
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earlier, they're there. Two of them are.
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And then when the main, you know, bully boss shows up, that
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tells everybody what to do. They're not listening to him.
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They're like, basically going on and on about how cool Cole is
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now. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
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Cole is now cool, cool, cool. And that kids like, what the
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fuck, guys? Yeah.
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So then we see his parents come home and of course, they're
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freaking out and they go up to him and he tells them he doesn't
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need a babysitter anymore, which, yeah, I think we've
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established that. And then because we're not
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allowed to have a clean, nice clean ending, we see that B
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survives and she attacks a firefighter inside the house
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like. What?
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You didn't see the? Did you miss the end?
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Yeah, that after the credits. I can't remember if it was.
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I feel like it was in. I feel like it was at the end or
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was just in the middle of the credits.
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I did not see that part at all. I can't remember, but yeah, she
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survives. Well, fuck yeah.
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No wonder there's a part deal. I'm sitting here like.
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Yeah, she survives, and she attacks one of the firefighters
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that walks in. I totally missed that.
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Yeah, I don't know. Well, damn it.
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So, you know, so she lives, of course.
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That's how it always works. And that's why we have a
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babysitter too, which I just found out today.
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All right, so that's the end of the movie.
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That's the movie in a nutshell. What are your thoughts on the
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movie? So I did not fucking like the
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movie. Oh, really?
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I don't know. I.
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I did find humor in parts of it, but I did realize I I don't like
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that style movie. Right.
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And I mean. It was just what it was, right?
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It was an hour and a half of something to have on TV, right?
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But I give this my lowest rating so far.
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Which is. What?
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How many cents do I get? Anywhere from one to 10 unless
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it sucks so bad you give it 0, which I've only done that for
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one movie. I'll give it a one.
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One cent. Wow, that's.
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Good. It's your opinion I'll give you
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all right. One word right now I don't want.
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I don't want to give it much. I just want to save just in case
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there's a worse one. Trying to be frugal.
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So do me a favor and just give me a little bit of what
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specifically you didn't like about it.
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I didn't like the lack of structure with like, I mean, I
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sound so fucking Snooty right now going to be like that.
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The fucking dialogue didn't make sense.
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It would just jump around and it just kind of I guess it assumed
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a lot of stuff as it being like a goofy movie and I but I just I
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didn't enjoy that part. I thought they were like funny
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parts where like I could see the humor but then it just skip over
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to something else and yeah, the whole the the story just was
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predictable. Right.
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I reckon it was very easy for me to like, I don't follow stuff in
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movies, and for me to know exactly how this movie is going
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to go the whole time, that's just something.
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Right, it's pretty formulaic I suppose.
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And I think, I mean, yeah, just overall, it's just wasn't my
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style movie, right? All right, so I enjoyed the
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movie. I mean, it wasn't fantastic.
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It wasn't the best movie ever. It it was exactly what I
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expected it to be. I did expect I didn't expect the
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true friendship, though. I thought just seeing the movie
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in the description, I just thought, oh, she's going to be
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evil and she's going to try and kill this kid for a sacrifice to
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Satan and he's gonna do everything he can to get away
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from it. I did not realize that she was
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actually gonna be a somewhat likable character.
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I. No, for sure.
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She was like, likable. Yeah, I was not expecting her to
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really actually like the kid and try to keep him alive so she
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even but still go through with what she was doing.
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So that part I wasn't expecting. But it is one of those movies
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where it does make you kind of like the villain.
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I didn't care about any of the friends that she had with her,
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but I did like her. She seemed like a really good, I
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mean, outside of the Satan cult part of it, she was a really
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good babysitter. Right up until I.
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Mean she was they they had fun they were dancing they were
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cooking dinner together and talking about their sci-fi top
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five list for some scenario. I mean, she was really into it
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wasn't like she was like, OK kid, go away.
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I'm going to be on my phone or right, you know, the whole time.
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I'm. Hearing on that aspect,
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fantastic baby sitter. Yeah, she's a great baby sitter.
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Then she gave him some liquor and the same.
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Thing they brushed over like they're just having innocent
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funs like here, have a shot. Yeah.
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He's like, what do I do with this shot?
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But yeah, so it ended up being one of those villains that you
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actually have some affinity for that you like.
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So I did like, kind of like that.
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It did have some funny parts. Some of it was a little over the
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top, which I think was on purpose.
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But like so it reminded me, 'cause I don't see too many of
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these summers, but like the Evil Dead, how some of the gore is
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just extra. Right.
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That's what it reminded me of. Yeah, 'cause he Evil Dead has
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that humorous. Like over the top.
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Over the top yeah thing. So I saw that.
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Right. So yeah, I I enjoyed it for what
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it was. I mean, it wasn't again, like
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some major masterpiece. I liked the acting.
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The acting was good and it was their relationship was
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believable to me. Like they they're again, they're
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liking of each other. It.
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She did a really good job of, you know, I did like the part
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where she, you know, put the bully in his place at the
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beginning and then stabbed his bicycle tire 'cause, you know,
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he's just riding around his bike.
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But I would give it six cents. That's a lot I know because it
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is it. It's kind of a fun movie.
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It's like, you know, it's like watching Home Alone but with
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blood and guts, so. But home alone is many more
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sense to me. Right, right.
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But it's still kind of got the same feel to it, right?
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The vibe is the same. So, and now I'm kind of
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interested to see what the second one is just for shits and
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giggles 'cause I'm like, he destroyed the book.
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So that's the other thing that tells me that I didn't like this
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movie because I'm not watching the second one.
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I don't care. I don't care what he.
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Does and how old is the kid like and and the whole part?
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Old. The whole purpose of the movie
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though, because, and she did do this because this is something
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else that I kind of liked. She everybody kind of wanted
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this kid to man up and like something afraid of everything,
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stand up for yourself, have more confidence.
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And she was really wanting to help him do that.
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And in a very roundabout way she did ultimately, because he had
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to do all of this stuff to survive this whole satanic cult
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situation. And he ended up becoming this,
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you know, John McClain, 12 year old version of John McClain or
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whatever, you know, with the car crashing in and he's all
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confident and doing all this stuff and he's telling his
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parents no more babysitters, you know, so he I did like that too.
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And but I'm like, the whole premise of this movie was that
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he was kind of this wimpy kid who had this really cool, strong
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babysitter that he ends up having to fight through all this
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stuff and then he gains confidence.
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What could possibly be the second babysitter movie?
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What could that be about? So now I'm curious.
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And there's no book because he burned it so.
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But she's still alive. Yeah, she's still alive.
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I I'd even look to see if she was in the second one.
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He is but I'd even look to see if she was.
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But I'm like and I think it's called like Demon Queen or.
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Yeah, something like that. Something like that or.
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Or from Queen. I could be wrong, yeah.
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So maybe there's a demon, maybe there's a baby.
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Maybe the premise is different. The babysitter doesn't have a
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isn't a part of a satanic cult doing satanic rituals.
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Maybe she's just possessed by a demon.
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Killer Queen. Killer Queen.
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OK. Yeah, she's in there.
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Is that the? Same one.
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Her name is Samara Weaver. Is that?
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Yeah, that's the one weaving. Weaving.
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She's in there. What the heck?
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Yeah, I'm going to have to watch it just so I want to know, like.
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What, the black dudes back in there too?
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All of them are in there. Wait, all the Are you looking at
25:51
the right movie? Yeah, I, I, yeah, I double
25:56
checked myself. There's a couple new people, but
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yeah. So the Jason or John, I mean the
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the black kid had the blood all spewing in his face.
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He's back in there. That's what it says.
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Is what's her name back in there the cheerleader?
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What's her name? What's her name?
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I don't see that one. I see the girl with the weird
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haircut, the football dude, black dude.
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That's weird, how the hell are you bringing them back?
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Does she summon them from the dead?
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Maybe it's like flashbacks or something.
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Oh, maybe I'm curious. I gotta know.
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I gotta know. What the heck?
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Allison was the boob lady. Yeah.
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Yeah, she's in that. Oh, so I got the same cast
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basically. That's weird.
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Yeah, I'm curious. Like I'm gonna have to find that
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out. I'll have to watch it sometime
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this week. The dude looks a lot old.
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So I did find out something interesting.
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I was looking at trivia and most of it was boring to be a
26:51
straight up. But the one thing I found out it
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was supposed to be like a regular movie.
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It was made in 2014 and Netflix bought it before it was like
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released or something so they didn't put it through on Netflix
27:03
until like. 2017, yeah. Right, right, right.
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So like 3 years from when it was starting to be made to them,
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right. And then they make this new one.
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So I could see how the age gap could be because the dude looks
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like a lot older now. Right.
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Yeah. So maybe something there?
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And I don't think, and this was only on Netflix, like I don't
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think it had a theatrical release.
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Correct. Yes, ma'am.
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Yeah. All right.
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Well, is there anything else you would like to add to this
27:31
discussion? I just hope next week's movie is
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better, isn't? Of course it is.
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So I've seen that movie next week but I don't remember it.
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It's such a good movie. I love this movie.
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And that's the babysitter proof that the most dangerous thing
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about hiring a hot babysitter is not whether she invites her
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boyfriend over for some adult time, but rather the very real
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possibility that she has made a deal with the devil and your
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blood is part of the terms. Thanks for listening to two
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cents. We see scary movies.
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This is a This is Brave Humor month and next week we are
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heading to the woods for Tucker and Dale Versus Evil, a movie
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that asks the age-old question. One of the hillbillies were just
28:09
trying to have a nice vacation and everyone kept dying on them.
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If you want to watch along, it's available on Hulu and Disney.
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We'll have the details in the show notes.
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Until next time, be scared, be prepared and don't get caught in
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the dark.