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Phone Tap: Carpool With V-Wav · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: In today's prank call, we reach out to a guy
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  Speaker 3: who's been cheating the system at his work for quite
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  Speaker 3: a while. Apparently they have a program there where if
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  Speaker 3: you agree to carpool on your way to the office, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you get a discount on parking, and you also get
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  Speaker 3: a spot closer to the building reserved for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of a cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, he signed up, but he actually hasn't been
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  Speaker 3: doing it.
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  Speaker 2: How dare he?
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  Speaker 3: Luckily his buddy ratted him out to us. Yes, get up,
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  Speaker 3: not to the company. So we're gonna turn up the
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  Speaker 3: heat and call him while he's at work so you
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  Speaker 3: could hear he's trying to keep it down and stay composed.
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  Speaker 3: He's in a restroom when he answers, oh, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: hear it. Your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this Michael?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, who's home.
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  Speaker 2: This is Dane Leebits from Corporate HR. Do you have
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  Speaker 2: home to speak with me?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, Hi, Hi Michael, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm looking at our records and it says here
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  Speaker 3: that you've been in our carpool program for the last
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  Speaker 3: couple of years, and I'm just wondering, how's that working
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  Speaker 3: out for you? Oh yeah, yeah, you remember the carpool program.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean it's going really well. I've got
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  Speaker 5: the schedule. It's set up pretty well.
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  Speaker 4: I go and pick up like a different coworker kind
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  Speaker 4: of every day.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, what were you saying?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? What was that?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 4: I just thought I heard a sound. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what that was.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I actually I kind of heard that too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where that came from.
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  Speaker 2: What were you saying? You say you picked up your coworkers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I've got got the schedule set up where
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  Speaker 4: I think I know a different coworker every day.
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  Speaker 2: Weird. I don't know why that keeps happening.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, I know that's my BS meters me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it goes off whenever I'm getting horn swoggled. Okay, look
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  Speaker 3: you can cut the act, Michael, because I've worked here
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  Speaker 3: for over a decade. I didn't just fall off the
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  Speaker 3: turnip truck yesterday. I know you're lying to me.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm still not totally sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not totally sure.
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  Speaker 3: Look, we have video of it arriving to work every morning,
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  Speaker 3: and in the last six months, you've maybe carpooled once,
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  Speaker 3: mister hiding some coworkers up in your clothes there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Look, I swear I can explain with coming. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: We've already to sit down with your buddy Allen. He
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  Speaker 3: told us everything about what you've been doing.
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  Speaker 5: What Allan like Alan from work?
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  Speaker 3: That's something either way, I'm not supposed to be ratting
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  Speaker 3: people out.
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  Speaker 2: The bottom line is you're caught.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: So at this point, here are your options. You can
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  Speaker 3: either a pay back all the money that you stole
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  Speaker 3: from the company in the past couple of years and
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  Speaker 3: b face a large fine or possible jail time for
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  Speaker 3: carpool fraud.
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  Speaker 2: No no option.
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  Speaker 3: CE, you can avoid your jail and make amends through
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  Speaker 3: our community service program VWAVE What V wave VWA V
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  Speaker 3: it stands for Room with a Vagrant what the Our
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  Speaker 3: company's partnered with the city to assist them with social
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  Speaker 3: services by offering to drive homeless people around town?
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  Speaker 5: Are you freaking kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Dune, All you gotta do is on your way into work,
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  Speaker 3: just stop at the nearest encampment when you'll have a
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  Speaker 3: v wave stick her up on your windshield. Just open
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  Speaker 3: up the door and they'll pile right on in.
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  Speaker 5: How much is possible? There's no way that this is allowed.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's good. You don't even have to honk or anything.
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  Speaker 3: They just see the sticker and they know what you're
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  Speaker 3: all about.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I need to believe that the company would
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  Speaker 5: sign up for something like that.
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  Speaker 3: And the good news is they don't really have much
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  Speaker 3: to do during the day, so you just drive over
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  Speaker 3: to work. They'll sit in your car for eight hours
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  Speaker 3: and then just do stuff in there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get back?
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  Speaker 5: Like what stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Who knows?
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  Speaker 5: This is insane? Like what a ridiculous thing you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's not insane.
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  Speaker 3: It's good because this way you're actually fulfilling your car
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  Speaker 3: pool promise that you made to the company.
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  Speaker 2: Now when you haven't been following.
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  Speaker 5: Through one, there's no way on doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, at this point you don't really have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of choice, so I need an answer from you.
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  Speaker 2: Michael.
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  Speaker 3: Is it gonna be thousands of dollars in fines and
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  Speaker 3: penalties and possible jail time or one.
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  Speaker 2: Year of Vwave.
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  Speaker 5: I can't go to jail.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard it's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 5: No, but just stuffers.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like a kind of think, just your choice.
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  Speaker 5: Fine, I guess I'll do the Bwave thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell the city to mail a B Wave sticker
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  Speaker 3: over to your home address.
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  Speaker 5: So I mean, like, not what like what happens next?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Well, do you mean before or after I tell you
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  Speaker 3: that your buddy Nick sets you up for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call? Yeah, dude, No, this is a prank call.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Your buddy Nick set you up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, dude, he.
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  Speaker 2: Ratted you out.
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  Speaker 3: He said that you've been signed up for this cardbool
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  Speaker 3: program at work. But you're not actually bringing anybody with you.
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  Speaker 5: I mean he's not lying.
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  Speaker 3: At least, you're not getting caught by your boss not
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  Speaker 3: doing what you said. Just be safe, pick up a
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  Speaker 3: few vagrants, maybe someone checkers.
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  Speaker 2: It could be fun.
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  Speaker 5: I really needed to, but I really prefer to
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning