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September 3rd, 2026: 2,000 Socks, Schapp's And The Last Of Summer · The Daily Sarcast

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  This episode is brought to you by Congratulations. Congrats on the new job,
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  new promotion, new baby, new car, new spouse, or whatever else we're supposed to say congrats on.
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  Congrats! You made it to September 3rd, 2026.
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  I'd offer my condolences, but I'm saving that for some other time.
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  Today is a congratulatory type day. So congrats!
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  The communal suffering that brings us together Chicago mayoral candidate Suzanne
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  Mendoza On drinking a wormwood-based Swedish schnapps,
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  With 1,969 other people,
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  Setting a Guinness World Record,
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  Insert theme song here This is the Daily Sarcast I give you the news and maybe
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  a laugh I'm Jeremy Castile and today is Thursday, September 3rd, 2026.
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  Hello! Hope everyone is well. It's me again.
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  Seems Thursday has become a normal thing for me now. I don't know what I'm going
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  to do once Lindsay comes back full-time.
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  This is so much fun. I can't believe there's been days with no guest host.
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  Yeah, there's been some gaps.
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  In real news, South Carolina man attempts to break Guinness World Book Record
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  of largest collection of socks.
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  Daryl Parker amassed a collection of 2,000 unique pairs of socks.
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  I wonder how many pairs he's lost over the years to the dryer.
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  Ring lost in New York Lake found 28 years later.
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  Michael Siegley and Dylan Laporte found a class of 88 ring while treasure hunting
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  at Great Sacondaga Lake.
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  They hope to find the owner through social media. So if you know anyone missing
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  their class ring, let them know.
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  Tropical Storm Edward, E-D-O-U-A-R-D, makes Texas-Louisiana landfall.
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  The storm spans from Houston to New Orleans. Maximum sustained winds of 60 mph
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  will push the storm towards Dallas Wednesday night.
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  Tornadoes and flash flooding are expected. Someone on a porch somewhere said, We needed this.
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  Life update. By the time this episode airs, I'll have probably dumped a couple
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  hundred pounds of trash.
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  Two apartment complexes in my hometown were in dire need of help.
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  I saw a post on social media of trash heaps piled up next to dumpsters.
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  I commented and asked for donations and help. Tuesday morning,
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  about 20 people showed up, and we cleaned one site. It was about four dumpsters of trash.
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  We filled two trailers and a roll-off container full of all this stuff.
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  This morning, we'll clear the second site. The trash removal company hasn't
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  removed trash in about three weeks.
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  It needed attention, so we took action.
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  Five things you should do before the end of summer. Summer ends September 22nd,
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  so you have about 20 days. Go swimming.
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  Water park, pool, beach, lake, doesn't matter, just go swim.
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  Dancing outside. I will not elaborate.
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  Participate in live comedy go see a stand-up show sketch review or an improv
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  show if you don't go see one be in one go on that trip you know the one just go,
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  kiss someone on the evening of September 10th it's the new moon,
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  cooking tip of the day cheese fries or nacho plates need to be layered if you
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  don't layer them the meat and cheese will be gone in the first few bites,
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  and you'll just have fries or chips.
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  Don't be that kind of psychopath.
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  Feedback? Comments? Questions? A nice Jewish boy looking for a date?
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  Email lindsay at thedailysarcast.com.
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  I'm Jeremy Castile. Tune in tomorrow for another very special episode of The
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  Daily Sarcast Summer Residency.