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Phone Tap PODCAST: 30 Percent Cousin · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: twenties toy. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, this
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Speaker 1: is Shelby from the DNA Center. I'm looking for Steve. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Hi Steve. How are you today? Doing good? How are you?
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Speaker 1: I'm well, the reason for my call is that we
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Speaker 1: received your DNA sample and we have the results back. Okay, great,
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Speaker 1: that's a lot quicker than I thought it would be. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Normally we'd send those back in the mail to you,
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Speaker 1: but UM, I wanted to reach out because your results
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Speaker 1: were slightly unusual. What did that mean? Let me ask
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Speaker 1: you this question. Do you have any idea of your
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Speaker 1: background before you send in your sample? UM? I know
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Speaker 1: for sure I have Irish heritage, And the whole reason
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Speaker 1: for this is I'm like really excited to learn everything
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Speaker 1: about my family history right now. Well, we got some
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Speaker 1: results that we've never seen before. Okay, you kind of
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Speaker 1: got me a little worried. What's going on. I'll start
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Speaker 1: with the beginning. I mean, we did see that you
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Speaker 1: were forty percent Irish, so you're right on that, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
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Speaker 1: And it says here that you're also thirty percent German.
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Speaker 1: That's because of my mom, so that makes sense. But
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Speaker 1: what else does it say? Well, I don't really know
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Speaker 1: how to tell you this, but basically, the ancestry report
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Speaker 1: came back and you're thirty percent cousin, forty percent Irish,
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Speaker 1: thirty percent German, and thirty percent cousin. I don't understand. Okay,
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Speaker 1: to put up bluntly, your mother and your father knew
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Speaker 1: each other, probably too, well, that can't be true. The
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Speaker 1: test results are ninety nine point nine percent accurate, and
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Speaker 1: according to this, we can definitely see that there's some
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Speaker 1: cousin kiss in action going on. I don't know if
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Speaker 1: that's really a surprise to you. I listen, I don't
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Speaker 1: think that's appropriate. And I don't know where you're getting
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Speaker 1: this information. So I just told you I'm calling from
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Speaker 1: the DNA center and I'm telling you the results of
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Speaker 1: your DNA test. I mean, we don't see this a lot,
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Speaker 1: so we're not really sure how to handle it either.
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Speaker 1: Obviously you should handle it a lot better because this
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Speaker 1: is a very shocking you. So I don't I don't
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Speaker 1: know how can you even call me like this and
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Speaker 1: tell me these over the phone? Why? I don't? I
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Speaker 1: don't know what you would have preferred instead? It was
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Speaker 1: me a call is what I would have wanted. Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't know how you should handle it, but this
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Speaker 1: is really hard to process. I don't even know what
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Speaker 1: to say. I would advise going forward that you shouldn't
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Speaker 1: date anyone in your family. Yeah, don't following your family's footsteps.
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Speaker 1: What are you talking about. I'm not going to date
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Speaker 1: anybody that's related to me. I just I'm just saying,
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Speaker 1: if you're having a family reunion in the future, I
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Speaker 1: just want you to be careful. Are you in saying
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Speaker 1: that you don't want to hear this from you? Okay, Steve,
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Speaker 1: I think it's important that you remain calm during this time.
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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously there's a lot of stuff going on
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Speaker 1: behind the scenes. If that wasn't the case, we wouldn't
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Speaker 1: have gotten to thirty percent cousin. Can you please stop
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Speaker 1: saying I'm thirty percent cousin? I do not like that term.
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Speaker 1: I do not appreciate it. Okay, I'm just here to
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Speaker 1: warn you in case you had some unpure thoughts. Pure thought,
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Speaker 1: I'm not thinking you're aut sleeping with my sister, that's
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Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm just saying there's some things happening
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Speaker 1: in your family, and we're just trying to cover all
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Speaker 1: the bases for you. I'm hanging up. Okay, I have
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Speaker 1: a lot of calls to make. That makes sense, But
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Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Are you gonna call your mom your
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Speaker 1: dad first? Why are you going to make another off
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Speaker 1: colored joke. No, I just want to tell you that
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Speaker 1: they had nothing to do with this prank phone call.
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Speaker 1: Are you with me? Yeah, don't call your mom and dad.
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Speaker 1: This is Brooke from Brio and Jeffrey in the morning
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Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Your friend Max set you up. Apparently you were telling
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Speaker 1: him you were curious about your ancestry, so you set
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Speaker 1: your DNA to be tested, and we thought thirty percent
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Speaker 1: cousin would be a good for you. Yeah, I'm serious.
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Speaker 1: None of it's true. I don't know anything about your ancestry.
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Speaker 1: You're thinking, I'm my mom and dad are brother and sister,
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Speaker 1: and I like, yeah, but if you can believe that
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