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EP 10 "There's No Initiative In The Campaign Room" · The Frostworn Oath

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  Tide is not recommend, it hurts. Father Ostrich, you're leading
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  the way. Hello.
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  Driven purpose as you just trudge through the snow.
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  You don't pray, you don't wait, and you don't even look back at
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  your long forlorn Holm available.
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  All right, I'm going to take, I'm going to take note of
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  Ostrich's exhaustion and I'm going to have the word ostrich
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  have him kind of get up under his legs and.
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  The artist, formally known as Nunawi will be playing ostrich.
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  Give give him a ride. Give him a ride right there.
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  What are? You doing ostrich?
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  Hello Ashish. I was getting kind of sleep.
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  Wait, since when could you talk? No.
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  No. You just been meowing for for
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  weeks mate. Hey, hey, Dara.
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  You know he's been saying meow or not meow.
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  This whole time he's been saying meow, not going.
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  Yeah, but that I thought, I've never had a cow, so that's just
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  how they sound. So what should we call you,
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  Volscar? Let's just set up pants that
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  seems to. Be the smartest thing in.
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  These rest I think we could all do with the rest.
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  All right, I'm going to go hunting for some some food.
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  So Dera. You go off into the woods.
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  Yes. To Dera.
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  Yeah. Immediately, as soon as you as
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  soon as it clicks and fires, they just perk up and dart and
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  then you realize that they were already running.
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  You see a small man coming down the Cliff side.
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  He's just, he's just running down like, oh, by the gods.
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  By the gods. Oh, Jesus.
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  Who's Jesus? I'm sorry.
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  By the gods. Yeah.
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  How did run? As he gets closer and closer to
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  you, there is a small hackling man that comes running up.
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  As you look back you see three small cladding furs, blue
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  skinned little people and there's three of them running
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  down the hill at you. Goblin esque looking
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  individuals. Oh shit, I better get out of
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  here. I'm going to run for my life.
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  Sure enough, you walk inside and this this black and brown
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  leather garbed halfling is just on his side, all disaster cheek.
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  Yeah, well, I don't want any trouble.
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  Please. I'm serious.
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  I'm. Going to sit down right in front
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  of the opening, hold both my hands like this and be like.
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  Start talking. I didn't mean to do anything.
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  I didn't think anybody would care.
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  I stole something and they cared a lot and they're right behind
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  me. What did you steal?
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  Pulls out this small think of like sting.
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  Give it to me. He's been going through
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  everything that's inside the tent.
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  Hey, that motherfucker, are you? Trying to steal our stuff.
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  Well, all right, fair enough. Fair enough.
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  Look, I'm just, I got into a little bit of trouble with those
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  those fellows outside and one of my friends, they're back there.
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  And if you want to help me out, that'd be great if we can.
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  You know he's going to see this girl.
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  No. Which direction is he on?
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  No. So he's walking out here, so
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  obviously he'd be heading back towards that direction.
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  Sweet. Die or die.
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  Yeah, well. And empty your pockets.
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  There ain't no option like that. You might.
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  Which pocket sand do you take the the over rope only had the
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  blinding pocket sand. When the sky crashes open and
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  the future bleeds, when gods start hiding behind their own
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  decrees, they'll tell stories wrong, they'll change the law,
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  but they'll never re race what we did before.
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  We weren't heroes, we weren't right.
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  We were a goddamn problem and the
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  world. Time still loses till you
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  mystery will call us monsters. Let us will come.
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  God will tell us the mistakes. He had two robes on, and he took
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  both off to go to sleep. You know what?
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  OK, OK. If it helps the decision, the
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  way Father Rajic would have done it is he would have taken the
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  first robe off, folded it, put it down, taking the second one
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  off, folded it and put it on top of that one.
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  Doesn't help at all. You put them both on Dang.
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  Save. Dang save.
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  Death saving rules apply. I had 9 through.
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  I mean, he hit, but all right, so, so one to one to 10, right?
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  Yeah, one to 10. It's the glass 11 to 20.
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  What do you which way you like your odds more?
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  I would go with the higher number.
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  Yeah, higher number, give me a higher number.
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  I would. We're going to do heads or
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  tails. Crown his heads.
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  Oh. OK, OK, Crown.
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  Can Dan flip a coin? I can't but I was going to let
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  him do it. Crown is glass.
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  Whatever the fuck that is. It's a bearded man.
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  Bearded man is just regular pockets in.
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  Get to choose your fate. Call it two sides I'm.
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  Sorry. They call me two face. 2 drops.
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  It's the bearded man. The bearded guy regular pockets
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  in Nice. OK.
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  Immediately ruins this new character.
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  You're blind forever, Alright, It's a DC-13.
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  That's check. Is con.
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  Said deck save. Deck saves. 13 out of AD 20
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  wait. Wait, is a deck save or is a con
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  save? Deck save.
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  OK. Yeah.
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  All right. And he has to roll for it too.
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  I have to roll for it. I thought the DC was 13.
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  No, he he has to roll to be able to make sure it hits and.
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  Oh yeah, no, he did that. Oh, OK, silvery bubs his roll.
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  You can't. I can hear the things going on.
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  I'm right here. I'm 15 feet away from.
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  Them you're in a tent and. Silvery Bubs magic.
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  Romeo lucky I'll. Just put my guys away.
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  Time to see AD 20. And I'm mine.
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  Yeah. 11. Silvery barbs, Yeah.
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  No, I forgot to stay. Scat man, you have.
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  To be able to see it for silvery barbs, you have to be able to
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  see it for silvery barbs. OK, no, still hits.
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  All right. Roll me your Dick today,
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  brother. Can I say there's a hole?
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  In my tent. Technically there is a hole in
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  that tent because I shot through it.
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  He did. 18 plus in this direction 1818 plus takes.
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  It's OK, You're nice. Over about 18 plus takes.
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  Yeah, 20. Yeah, all.
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  Right. It is a miss.
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  Exactly. So he goes and you're like.
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  Yeah, he's not a boy anymore. Oh, wait.
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  Sorry. You fucking suck.
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  You fucking suck. That's.
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  What we've? We've I can do it too.
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  I know Kung Fu. So since you missed that.
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  It's his turn. It's not your turn.
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  Now he needs a role initiative because I guess he's in combat.
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  Yeah, but technically he already did his tongue because he walked
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  out of the tent. He won't be able to move and
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  listen to. Stuff that was free action.
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  He was just going to, he was, he was just going to walk out and
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  leave. He wasn't in combat with
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  anything. He was hiding and.
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  Now he's our enemy. He just wanted to save his girl.
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  This guy is probably like level. 15 This guys lying.
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  I don't trust this guy. I'm going to kill him.
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  Meta gaming, I don't trust this guy.
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  Father Ostrich believed what he said.
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  Father Ostrich believed him. You believed him, if he even
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  heard you believed him. You said I didn't hear him.
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  I don't know what's going on. I'm literally going to get
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  there, see everybody fighting this guy that.
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  Ran into our shit. I don't even know what no.
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  No, no, hang on, hang on. I just want the the I'm going to
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  get over here, see them fighting a guy that was rummaging our
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  shit and go, oh, OK, hope you go, motherfucker.
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  It's going down, boys. Well.
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  Welcome. You're kind around with theirs.
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  He tried to stole my robes, that's why I don't trust him.
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  I believe what he said, but I'm choosing not to man.
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  Oh. You shouldn't have got my
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  attention. Now he's like.
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  Father, do you see me? Father, do you see me?
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  Papa, do you want? To build a snowman.
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  Papa me either way. We're fighting.
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  My man shit. Either way, we're fighting Merc.
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  Did he shit himself? Is he fighting with soggy
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  bridges? Suddenly an 8 cloud comes out
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  and he escapes. Never mind, I don't want to
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  touch him. He cast Stinking Cloud.
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  Stinky cloud. OK.
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  Meow this guy? 'S going to die.
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  This guy's going to die. I'll let him go free.
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  He can go save his girl. No.
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  That's what he was. Honest to God, that's just what
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  he was trying to do. No, he's not not.
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  Anymore. Sorry, that's mitigating.
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  You know the guy that requested this NPC be introduced is going
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  to be like what the fuck? This is the follower of the
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  seat. Sorry, Dredrick.
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  Diedrick. I am so sorry, I do not trust
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  the sketchy halfling that tried to stole my clothes.
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  I was. Just trying them.
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  On no I. Knew.
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  I knew from the second. I knew from the second, Dan said
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  Halfling. I was like, oh, it's this
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  fucking asshole. The second I saw him with my
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  robes and that bear on his side, something awoke in me.
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  Bear. Yeah, Sister Marin's teddy bear
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  that I gave her, that I said I attached.
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  Oh shit, no, that makes sense. To be fair, I forgot about the
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  teddy bear. Yeah.
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  Now we got to kill him. Sorry.
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  I told you. That's why I gave him my regular
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  dagger. I now have his dagger that he
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  stole. Which, by the way.
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  This makes me so mad. Is the good dagger.
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  I. Think I got a cool dagger.
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  This background noise. What is that I?
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  Don't. Know Get your phone off the
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  court. That was it.
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  That was. It.
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  We, we, we, we. That's all I heard.
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  It was like a weird audio feedback type thing.
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  I think it was just from the yeah I.
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  Hear Trent practice voice. Alright, discriminate.
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  Now what are you doing? Yeah.
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  So who remembers what happened last week?
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  I know I'm having a showdown with a lone goblin over here and
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  Father Ostrich is still naked in a tent.
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  I put my rugs back on. Oh OK, Father Ostrich is not
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  still naked in a tent. Sadly.
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  And Dara is being Dara. Dara is in the tent with Father,
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  Ostrich and Gray. Oh, also a little bit a little
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  bit of cannon. They're.
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  Making a new Marin. Rook did not take home girls
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  teddy bear. He took the robes off before he
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  left the tent. He just took the pockets.
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  And no, yeah, I know. But he had the robes on while he
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  the teddy bear was on the robes. The table's fucking.
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  What did you do? Broken.
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  Broken. Broken.
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  Yeah, it's like. Right here.
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  Hold on. Oh, damn.
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  Let me. Let me.
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  Let me do this. Channel, you're in a naway.
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  Let me do this brace who's? I'm here without the Naway.
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  You're still on my lonely mind. All right.
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  So to my left, we have a gun toting albino black man.
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  Hi, Patty Konichiwa. Oh, yeah.
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  It also speaks Japanese. Forgot that part on occasion.
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  On occasion. Yeah, It, it started off strong,
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  but it kind of it kind of went to the sidelines as we moved on.
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  Yeah, I'm. Going to be honest with you, I
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  don't got the will to learn Japanese.
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  So tell us a little bit about Vallejo and what's your fun fact
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  and where his mindset is right now?
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  I am the human gunslinger Vallejo Takahara.
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  Right now my mind is all over the place.
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  Currently having a showdown with the goblin and the range I'm not
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  meant to do with. And my fun fact is although I've
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  been married 7 times, I've never been divorced once.
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  I'm just running from I'm looking for my 8th wife.
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  I thought you were going to say you, Henry the Eighth.
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  I've never been divorced when I murdered them all.
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  Fair enough, psychopath. No, all right.
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  And to the left of the gun toting son of a bee we have that
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  Australian and Asian fatty with a baddie all.
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  Right mate, baddie with a fatty. Got it wrong, got it all mixed
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  up. Fun fact about my character is
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  I'm a total sociopath. I like to, I like to feel like
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  everybody's praising me and quite honestly just have control
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  over people. I think that showed a lot with
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  your relationship with your adoptive daughter.
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  You remember her. You remember her name.
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  Who's that? I don't, I don't remember.
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  Who you talking about, daughter? I don't have any daughters.
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  Yeah. Yeah, that girl.
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  What about the? Yeah, she's all right.
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  Where's your mindset at? Mindset wise eager to eager to
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  Mindset wise is eager to continue the journey.
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  See where it takes us. See if I can seriously
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  manipulate some people and, you know, have some fun with that.
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  We did not see your new abilities in the last episode.
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  Perhaps we will this one. Very eager to try that out.
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  To the left of the Batty with a fatty, we have the artist
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  formerly known as Nanaway. Yeah, that's me.
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  That's me, Trent. My character is Volskar, pretty
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  much shapeshifter. Fun fact about him is he loves
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  to turn into a cat and purr on people.
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  But is actually if I'm not? He's actually a human, which is
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  pretty weird. And the cat's a big warg.
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  Yeah, it's like a giant warg. He's a furry.
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  Meow, he's a furry in a hurry. Mao.
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  Right on. Anything else you'd like to add
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  about Volkar? Not at all.
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  To the left, everybody to the left.
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  Who's that old man? Oh yeah, My name's Father
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  Ozerick. Oh shit, he's having his
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  Alzheimer's again. It happens.
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  I'm I'm a clockwork soul sorcerer.
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  And fun fact about Father Ozerick is one time back in the
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  prime of his youth, he went to a party with a bunch of his
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  friends, got really fucking drunk and they deer dared him to
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  fight a deer. So Father Oz like bought the
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  deer and you got his shit right? And think that deer bit me
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  honestly. Right on.
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  Feel bad for the deer. Don't tell him what kind of a
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  shit Father Oz like asked me in his blood.
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  Who knows? All right, well, where we last
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  left off. See, I'm saying it right now.
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  No matter that other shenanigan, we have come in to Macon Camp,
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  little over a day's travel from Eld Hollow.
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  And then you ran into a little old man.
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  No, I'm just kidding. That was Father Osric.
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  We discovered Volscar had introductions there.
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  We also had a random encounter with a halfling that kind of
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  pissed off father ostrich and also Vallejo shot him in the
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  ass. Fuck.
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  That guy. Did some ramblin, did some other
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  fun stuff, and also he led a group of goblins into the
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  encampment. You guys made short work of
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  them. There's one still alive as far
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  as you know, and you guys willingly let the little fella,
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  the halfling Rook, take off, but he was stopped by Volscar.
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  I still have his dagger I took from him.
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  That is correct. Yes you do I.
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  Don't know what kind of dagger it is.
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  Birds seems cool. In that barricade of Volscar,
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  they had a little altercation. Turns out he stole some pocket
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  sand and you guys took some scraps back and forth at each
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  other, both missing weave weave and.
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  Solid. Here we are, and if I'm not
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  mistaken, it is in fact Malay. What's your turn?
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  No. It's my turn.
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  OK. Now I got it.
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  Let's just say here, look at each other.
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  OK, well I'm going to. I want to take out my long
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  sword, see if I can hit this damn goblin.
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  I'm not proficient with with melee.
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  Does it work here? A-14 does.
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  And I am 2 handing this three damage.
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  That is a direct hit. You slash it.
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  I never used one of these before.
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  As you go, as he goes, pulling his pants back up, you just get
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  them right on the cheek. Fight me bitch.
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  Oh. It's going down.
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  He spoke perfect English, turns around, looks at you, whips out
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  his dagger. I don't like that you can speak
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  you change that. Next up, it's Father Rossric.
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  I'm still in the tent, right? See.
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  Really step out of the tent. All right, you move 10 feet and
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  you're out of the tent. What do I see?
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  You see as you look directly ahead of you there are the
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  chaotic dismembered and exploded and fire ignited and glass
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  shattered skinned ice goblin bodies.
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  You also see the Hafling that introduced himself as Rook in
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  some sort of altercation ahead of you with Volscar.
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  Can I try and distract Rook to give him Volscar advantage on
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  whatever he does next? Sure.
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  Hey Rook, look. I'm almost sick.
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  What do you do? What do you do?
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  I'm shaking a bag of coins. Rook look.
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  Give me you. Can't hear it but.
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  We could hear it. Give me a performance check.
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  Hey, that's not bad, 18. What's that?
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  Hello, I'm coming back for that. You ain't getting shit for me.
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  Rookie mistake. And then how?
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  Far away is the goblin that he's fighting.
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  I'm like over here. 65 feet away.
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  Oh, was that you? Beautiful. 60 to 240. 62240.
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  Yeah, 240 at a long range, so like anything past 60, is that
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  disadvantage? OK, I'm.
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  Going to aim for the golf that he's fighting that, but for the
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  first time in this podcast I'm going to use what my subclass is
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  meant for and take my disadvantage away.
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  Clocking. Doesn't 11 hit this goblin?
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  No. Damn.
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  No no, your finger gun. Imagine it was Sandy.
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  Does he hit me, Sandy? I felt like now one would hit
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  him. I know, but I rolled at six.
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  But I'll roll love. Check if you want to do it 18.
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  Yeah, you're fine. So you're just kind of filters
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  off. I said filter because it's sandy
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  and it just flies the distance. It's visible as it's passing by
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  Rook and it's passing by Volscar, and then it just flies
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  overhead the other two. The other two.
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  Vallejo and Zig Goblin missing it shot balls.
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  No shot. No shot.
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  Fuck it, Scorching Ray that guy. Then I guess I don't know what's
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  the range on scorching Ray. I I don't have that one.
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  One second, Sir, one second. Maybe they have all these like
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  saved off to the side somewhere 120 feet.
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  You got this bro. There's Scorching Ray, all three
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  of them, at him. Oh my God.
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  First one's an 11. Miss.
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  Second one is a 17. Hit.
• 24:50
  Third one is A7, it doesn't hit. I didn't miss.
• 24:52
  But you did get one. Yeah, I got.
• 24:53
  One and it does. One second, please.
• 24:59
  Two or three D6. 12 damage. They're all 2 sixes.
• 25:08
  Describe your kill. I cast decelerate.
• 25:12
  So I step out and I go. Hey rock, be distracted, losers.
• 25:18
  And then I pull out my finger. And I'm like, hey, Goblin Bing.
• 25:22
  And as I see that it misses, I go.
• 25:24
  Fuck. Hey Goblin.
• 25:27
  Makes me sad because it was the goblin's turn next.
• 25:30
  I know I was so ready for that goblin to go.
• 25:33
  I wanted to have a little 1V1 with him.
• 25:35
  I'm sorry, I wanted to do something.
• 25:37
  So many questions that will never be answered.
• 25:39
  Why could he speak English? So many questions he'll never
• 25:42
  speaks. Can Vallejo take a goblin in a
• 25:45
  melee fight? He never actually spoke English,
• 25:47
  he just went. No, he did say something.
• 25:52
  Oh well. And then fiery molten glass
• 25:56
  bullets go flying out this goblin.
• 25:59
  Nice Volskar, it's your turn it. Hits his face and just kind of
• 26:02
  makes like a perfect little goblin face mask.
• 26:07
  Oh dude, that'd be a sick ass decorative little helmet.
• 26:10
  Not good in a fight, but it would just look crazy go.
• 26:13
  Ahead and grab that for me all right after it cools down.
• 26:16
  Who's still alive? Rook in front of you, the
• 26:20
  halfling. You don't know his name, but the
• 26:22
  halfling that you confronted attacked and then he attacked
• 26:26
  you back. Hello little halfling.
• 26:28
  You guys have literally gone weave weave.
• 26:31
  OK, I'm going to be honest with you, there's nothing written
• 26:33
  down in the abilities. He hasn't finished his sheet.
• 26:38
  I haven't got. That's his new level sheet.
• 26:41
  So you're going to change back into work for him?
• 26:44
  Yeah. Sorry I just watched Landon deep
• 26:47
  throughout that fucking mic and. I missed it.
• 26:52
  All right, so you immediately all your clothes disappear, you
• 26:56
  get naked and then your skin turns black as it all grows
• 26:59
  black, thick fur. And then you're on all fours
• 27:02
  ready to take it. I mean then you have long claws
• 27:05
  and sharp teeth. I'm ready to take it.
• 27:08
  As you go war, Yeah, take it. Oh yeah, I will.
• 27:11
  Sweet taking it. I'm going to take it and give
• 27:14
  it. He's like a double sided dildo.
• 27:20
  Oh yeah. I had an X with one of those.
• 27:26
  Sorry guys, I've swapped my character.
• 27:28
  You can call me Scarf right here.
• 27:30
  I knew. Half.
• 27:35
  So correct me if I'm wrong, you're a work now.
• 27:42
  Dade. Are you attacking?
• 27:44
  Oh yeah, I wish I had a nerf gun right now.
• 27:46
  Hey I don't have a nerf gun. On you.
• 27:48
  What's that sound? Oh, it was quiet.
• 27:51
  It sounds like you were clacking dice together.
• 27:53
  No, I ripped ass. Dude I'm going to amplify this.
• 28:00
  Oh, I thought you farted. Hey athlete.
• 28:06
  Yeah, I'm. Going to bite your face off.
• 28:09
  You know, we could have been friends.
• 28:11
  No, I don't think so. Rook just kind of takes a stance
• 28:15
  like he's getting ready to weave.
• 28:19
  No bang. All right, roll your tech.
• 28:21
  You bite, you get 2 bite attacks.
• 28:24
  Fuck. Good, that's a 16.
• 28:30
  You chomp at him and he cuts himself to the side, moving his
• 28:35
  body and just out of the way. What's?
• 28:37
  This fucking AC. Attack again.
• 28:40
  For real, what the? Fuck is this dude so
• 28:43
  overpowered? He is a gnome.
• 28:45
  He does have the. The light.
• 28:46
  He's a halfling. Literally, you took you took my
• 28:49
  face and put it on a halfling. What's it called Wave small as
• 28:54
  this? Did you just?
• 28:55
  Try to copy my voice get. Higher pitch.
• 28:59
  No, but you fucking halflings get lucky.
• 29:02
  Alright, see this? This is a lucky 1.
• 29:05
  Never mind, it's a fucking 7 wave wave.
• 29:12
  So what you got to do, you'll tell him it's all wrong?
• 29:17
  My dad, my father, he smuggled his bucket watch from Vietnam.
• 29:22
  A possess. Hold on.
• 29:25
  What baby? Do I have a bonus?
• 29:27
  Action you used to turn into the ward you.
• 29:29
  Motherfucker, what else do I have?
• 29:34
  Movement. I mean, a giant Dick is a ward.
• 29:37
  Jump stepping. What you can move?
• 29:40
  So I can squish him. Oh wait, didn't you have
• 29:47
  advantage on his attacks inside distracted Rook?
• 29:50
  Yeah. Rico about the D 20s.
• 29:53
  Shit balls Sunday. All.
• 29:55
  Right, let's try this one more time.
• 29:57
  Hold on. You ready halfway.
• 30:00
  String. 12 on a string. Yeah, 12 on strength and 10.
• 30:08
  I tried I. Tried plus 3 + 3 13 Yeah.
• 30:15
  Haflin. See.
• 30:19
  Hey, hi. Don't do that.
• 30:21
  OK, that. Made me sad.
• 30:24
  Makes everybody sad. That's why I do it though.
• 30:26
  It's a little bit of dark humor mixed with philanthropy.
• 30:32
  I couldn't hear you over landed going.
• 30:37
  I said deep. I said do you want dark humor?
• 30:41
  Because I can give you dark humor.
• 30:42
  I'm scared you should be. You're probably going to cut
• 30:45
  this out of the. Podcast do it.
• 30:47
  We're doing it live too, though. What?
• 30:49
  The. Fuck, he chewed me.
• 30:52
  He what? He chewed me.
• 30:54
  I thought you said he Jewed you. You chewed me.
• 30:56
  Damn. He chewed me down.
• 30:57
  Whose son is it? Is it more time yet it?
• 31:00
  Turns out. It's.
• 31:01
  It would have been, but it's real.
• 31:05
  Well, whose turn is? It should be fair you had a 5050
• 31:07
  shot. There.
• 31:10
  He's going to stab you. Run away.
• 31:14
  Oh, no. So he's going to stab you?
• 31:17
  Guess what? We've.
• 31:20
  Rook takes a step back, existing it at all.
• 31:24
  Dag say bitch. And darts off.
• 31:28
  I'm running after his ass. Running towards the forest.
• 31:31
  Opportunity attack. I was fixing to say opportunity
• 31:33
  attack give. Me, that shit.
• 31:35
  You get. An opportunity attack roll.
• 31:37
  Can he choose to instead of doing damage raffle?
• 31:41
  So you got it. You see all this?
• 31:43
  You got to. If he successfully hits with his
• 31:46
  bite, I'll allow it. All right, you ready?
• 31:48
  I'm so scared with your crazy roles.
• 31:50
  Lucky. Maybe what you get what you get
• 31:53
  what you get. What's this to hit right?
• 31:55
  It would be. It's plus strength, right?
• 31:56
  Yeah. So +3.
• 31:57
  Plus proficiency, so it'd be like a + 5 yeah yeah, 19 to hit.
• 32:06
  Give me that boy. That's a hit.
• 32:08
  Roll your damage. You can choose to do damage or
• 32:11
  you can choose to grapple him. He gets to contest the grapple.
• 32:14
  Oh. Never mind, just do damage.
• 32:16
  Fuck this guy. Yeah, I'm out of lucky, so yeah.
• 32:18
  Fuck this bitch. Roll your do do the damage.
• 32:21
  I mean, don't get me wrong, you could very well get him, but he,
• 32:27
  you know, 2D. 62. D6 he's.
• 32:32
  A large creature. No, I have ice collar.
• 32:37
  Ice Scroller died in episode 3. Guys, I still have ice scroller
• 32:41
  skin by the way. That's true and bones and ward
• 32:44
  fur. Is that 5 plus or did you get a
• 32:47
  5 on the die or is it 5 total 5? On the die.
• 32:51
  So at +3, OK, I was like, what's fine?
• 32:57
  No, I forgot how to do math. So he goes running past you make
• 33:02
  you can clearly tell that he is darting for those woods and you
• 33:05
  clamp down on his ass cheek that's already been shot and
• 33:10
  he's just and he limps and but he's still he's still got some
• 33:15
  speed to him. He limps and darts continuously
• 33:20
  into the woods. I'd say he's roughly, I mean he,
• 33:24
  he goes as full speed. So he he darts out into the
• 33:27
  woods and. Chase his ass, everybody chase
• 33:30
  his. Ass equal distance from both of
• 33:32
  you did. He use his action to dash.
• 33:34
  OK, can a 60 feet roughly give a?
• 33:38
  Take Can I holler to him? Can I holler to him?
• 33:40
  Assuming I see him, Yeah, that's a 20.
• 33:42
  All right, Yeah, you can hold it to.
• 33:45
  Him Hey boy, where are you going?
• 33:46
  You don't want to steak and drink And I take my flask out.
• 33:51
  Roll me, Roll me restoration. Yeah.
• 33:58
  No, no, no advantage. Just advantage because he needs
• 34:03
  a drink from all that pain he. Shot him.
• 34:06
  And he's been punched. He doesn't know that I shot him
• 34:09
  though. Exactly.
• 34:11
  He knows I did it because I was one thread.
• 34:14
  But still no advantage. But advantage.
• 34:16
  He has been attacked several times by members of your group,
• 34:20
  but. Technically I didn't attack him,
• 34:22
  I just threatened his life. Fair enough.
• 34:27
  Was it a good role? I don't know.
• 34:30
  If it's a good role, if it's if it's a good role, silvery bubs.
• 34:34
  Silvery bubs to take the lowest role.
• 34:36
  I mean, you just made it better. So I mean, the other one was
• 34:39
  still all right. What'd you get?
• 34:41
  I gave. Him the advantage from silvery
• 34:43
  bubs. I got one more than what I got
• 34:45
  before, which was so instead of a natural one I got a 2 + 4.
• 34:50
  Now again. So you holler this off and shake
• 34:53
  it around as he darts into the woods and you hear nothing.
• 34:58
  You see nothing. Rook takes off into the woods.
• 35:01
  You don't know his name, but they halfling took off into the
• 35:03
  woods. That officially, unless you're
• 35:05
  in pursuit, ends initiative, ends combat.
• 35:10
  I OK, so I don't want to be in pursuit of him, but I am I am
• 35:15
  curious as to where he came from exact.
• 35:19
  So if possible, I would like to try to follow his tracks back
• 35:25
  from where he was going instead of like, you know, not following
• 35:28
  him but seeing where he came from, seeing where he's coming
• 35:31
  from. So you're following his initial
• 35:33
  tracks into the town, I mean, into the encampment.
• 35:36
  Yeah. OK, we'll say that Combats
• 35:39
  ended. What the fuck?
• 35:42
  Close the window right there. No one will ever believe you.
• 35:46
  He. Just sloppy saliva dumped all of
• 35:50
  his dice into his hand. What?
• 35:53
  What? I was not ready for that.
• 35:58
  That was crazy. Every time I got the chance when
• 36:03
  you weren't looking, I shoved one in my mouth.
• 36:07
  I've been sitting there with him and my mouth for like 2 minutes.
• 36:11
  That's that's commitment. He's like, this is going to be
• 36:14
  hilarious later. What did you see the look on my
• 36:18
  face? Well, because at first, I mean
• 36:22
  the green, at first I thought he was throwing up into his hand
• 36:25
  and he was like trying to oh, no.
• 36:27
  And then and then I was like, those are dice.
• 36:29
  And then the long, thick string of saliva attached to it.
• 36:32
  I was like, oh, Oh, my Mama it. Was worth it.
• 36:37
  I can't believe I got a gnat 1 and then a two.
• 36:40
  I tried to help. I have a feeling this session
• 36:42
  will not go well for me. Combat 1.
• 36:45
  It's a good thing we're out of it.
• 36:46
  For now. So.
• 36:48
  So. So what's happening right now?
• 36:51
  That was your goddamn fault. Maybe whenever I slapped my
• 36:57
  wife. Dude, Domus Holler can be the.
• 36:59
  Sink. Domus Holler can be the sink.
• 37:09
  OK yeah, so combat ended and everyone is currently doing
• 37:14
  their jizz. Father Oscar has stepped out of
• 37:17
  the tent and the halfling ran out into the woods and
• 37:22
  everybody's standing there except for day where day we're
• 37:24
  still in the. Tent Well, I went looking for
• 37:26
  the for the way that he came from.
• 37:28
  I just don't want you to disappear.
• 37:30
  I'm just kidding. I'll be fine, you all.
• 37:35
  Witness Vallejo as he starts to head off towards the woods.
• 37:39
  Not running doesn't appear as though he's in pursuit, but he
• 37:42
  is making a obvious head down tracking motion towards the
• 37:48
  woods. Rubbing Hoshiko for luck.
• 37:52
  Thought you're just rubbing that cheek like yeah, circles.
• 37:55
  Well, they weren't tall enough to stab me in the liver.
• 37:57
  Yeah. Why is it done with so?
• 38:00
  Damn it's you Belt like his daddy.
• 38:02
  Black. And German.
• 38:07
  Aye. Sorry, I did.
• 38:09
  I had to end the awkward silence.
• 38:11
  So with you trying to do what you're doing, go ahead and give
• 38:14
  me a perception or a survival, survival, survival.
• 38:18
  I will gladly give you a survival.
• 38:20
  Tracking is 100% survival in my book.
• 38:22
  That's an 8. Things just aren't going well
• 38:25
  for me today. You you think you've found the
• 38:28
  tracks and then get attacked by a squirrel as it jumps out of
• 38:31
  the tree. Motherfucker, I want to kick the
• 38:35
  squirrel. Kick that squirrel son closer to
• 38:42
  A1 or in that 20. That's a 13 on the dice +3.
• 38:49
  Dude, punt that squirrel. Punt that squirrel.
• 38:52
  You eat that son of a bitch. It just goes.
• 38:56
  You ever heard a rabbit cry? Rabbit cry rabbit.
• 38:58
  Rabbits can scry. Yeah, sounds like a baby crying.
• 39:01
  That's what you hear too. The hell is wrong with this
• 39:07
  place? Fucking what kind of squirrels
• 39:10
  they got? The hell is this?
• 39:12
  Dara, you, you all witness. You all witness the layout
• 39:16
  heading off into the woods and then you see him acting like
• 39:19
  maybe there's bees around his head as he just starts going.
• 39:21
  And then you see him do a kick. What you doing?
• 39:24
  I think I'm just going to hang around, yeah.
• 39:27
  No idea what's going on, do you? I mean, I, I know that.
• 39:30
  I know that everybody else is just hanging out for now.
• 39:32
  He's the only one that chased after him, right?
• 39:35
  Did both of them chase after him?
• 39:37
  No, he's just walking towards the woods.
• 39:39
  He's not even running. He.
• 39:40
  Tried to track him down right. Maybe you don't know what he's
• 39:43
  doing from that distance, unless you want to do some kind of
• 39:46
  check for it. Everybody's just hanging out,
• 39:49
  right? Free reign right now and I'm
• 39:51
  just going turn based. I'm just going to hang out.
• 39:53
  I'm just going to rest. Going to sleep in the tent?
• 39:55
  Yeah. Full scar.
• 39:56
  What are you doing? I'm going after that little son
• 39:58
  of a bitch. You going to go after him?
• 40:01
  Yeah, Dash. Oh yeah.
• 40:04
  So you move your full speed, full speed head, you take off in
• 40:09
  your ward form which is 80 feet. It'd be a. 100 they have, they
• 40:14
  have 50. Yeah, damn.
• 40:16
  So you dart off into the woods after this guy.
• 40:19
  You fully run to where you are completely encompassed by the
• 40:23
  woods now, and as you look around, give me a perception
• 40:26
  check. Sniff his ass out.
• 40:28
  Or survival. I mean, you tell me you doing a
• 40:30
  perception or a survival Let's. Go with.
• 40:32
  Survival. 99999 plus. That was 8 + 1.
• 40:42
  Oh, OK. 9. So you look around, no sign of
• 40:46
  them anywhere. Just keep on tricking.
• 40:48
  Let. Me re roll.
• 40:50
  Sure. Let me move, let me move more.
• 40:54
  I'm going to keep going. You went 100 feet, that is your
• 40:56
  Max. Well, you're just going to keep
• 40:59
  heading out further looking for him.
• 41:01
  OK, Father Ostrich, did you crack it open or you're a cold
• 41:05
  one? What are you doing?
• 41:07
  You have now. You have now officially
• 41:09
  witnessed Vallejo heading towards the wood line and
• 41:11
  getting staggered for a moment, and Volscar completely darts off
• 41:16
  in. Stupid fucking squirrel.
• 41:19
  Right outside the tent. You're going to come cuddle me.
• 41:22
  He's going to come cuddle with me.
• 41:23
  Let's. Go.
• 41:25
  He goes off into the tent to take a nip.
• 41:28
  Actually, I want to look at the dagger.
• 41:29
  Let me see if I can see what it is.
• 41:31
  Yeah, 20. Damn.
• 41:39
  So you look over it, you study it, it's got a little bit of an
• 41:44
  elongated leaf blade kind of style, bigger than a dagger.
• 41:49
  And as you're looking over, you start to kind of get familiar
• 41:53
  with its properties. Nice steel, beautiful
• 41:56
  craftsmanship, not necessarily human, could be something older.
• 41:59
  And it has this enchantment to it, you clearly tell.
• 42:04
  And you do believe it's some sort of essence or property, a
• 42:09
  life drain, something like that? I'm sorry.
• 42:16
  I love, I love, I love the dot, the eyes darting like.
• 42:19
  What did he say? He's going to ask out there.
• 42:21
  He's going to stab you. What it was a.
• 42:24
  Joke. It was a joke.
• 42:25
  What? It was a joke.
• 42:26
  After I look at my dagger, I'm going to put it back in the.
• 42:29
  Sheet and just my goodness, good morning, good morning.
• 42:34
  Griff throws a blanket over you. You know I did.
• 42:37
  Oh, Griff, still alive. Jesus.
• 42:40
  Can I make another survival role?
• 42:42
  No as. Soon as Oscar's done.
• 42:44
  OK, I'm. Done you done I'm.
• 42:46
  Asleep. Is it 8 hours later?
• 42:49
  Do I wake up? What happened?
• 42:51
  You know what I just realized? We're so quick because we're all
• 42:54
  splitting in different directions.
• 42:56
  We got. This.
• 42:58
  Well, you never not had this. Vallejo As you gather yourself
• 43:02
  after the onslaught of the evil squirrel, you press forward,
• 43:08
  still looking for those tracks in the snow.
• 43:10
  We're only another survival there.
• 43:12
  That's a 12. 1212. 12 is better than what I had before.
• 43:18
  Fortunately for you, it's not as though if anything was an
• 43:22
  attempt, it was a desperate run and a charge.
• 43:25
  You quickly pick up the tracks of what you believe to be the
• 43:29
  goblin creatures that took off after him, as well as his own
• 43:32
  tracks, and you're quickly able to see which direction they're
• 43:36
  coming from further into the woods leading up.
• 43:40
  I'm going to follow that pretty well.
• 43:43
  The hallway. OK, you continue on.
• 43:48
  You're following the tracks. Darrell, what are you doing
• 43:50
  napping? Yeah, I'm going to go cuddle
• 43:52
  Father Austin. He's going to be the little
• 43:55
  spoon. Full scar, what are you doing?
• 43:58
  Well I just wrote a fucking Nat 20.
• 44:01
  For what I don't know. Exactly, you have to re roll
• 44:04
  that watch. You can keep it there pudding
• 44:07
  pop. But what I'm telling you is,
• 44:09
  don't roll before we even know what we're rolling for, no.
• 44:12
  I always fucking test it every time I fucking roll on this
• 44:15
  fucking board if. You're rolling that 20.
• 44:19
  Well, that one counts. Speed I need this.
• 44:23
  Imagine another survival, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:26
  yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 44:28
  I want to see the where this little fuck is at.
• 44:29
  He's in the fucking trees. I know where he is.
• 44:32
  What's what's the total with that?
• 44:34
  You got a Nat 20 plus what 21/21/20?
• 44:37
  1/21. So you pick up his tracks.
• 44:41
  As you do so, you begin making off in a particular direction
• 44:46
  and just as just as the tracks suddenly just disappear next to
• 44:54
  a tree. I fucking knew it.
• 44:56
  You catch Vallejo in a steady click, moving further ahead of
• 45:00
  you NE a few feet away. Vallejo, where are you going?
• 45:05
  I was just going to see where he came from.
• 45:07
  Motherfucker, his tracks are right here.
• 45:09
  Well, maybe that's where he went, but I'm going to see where
• 45:12
  he came from, OK? Fair enough.
• 45:14
  You guys moving together? What are y'all doing?
• 45:16
  I'm going to stay at this tree. OK, you stay at the tree, Voska.
• 45:21
  Hey, Cat. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:23
  If you hear Hoshiko, things didn't go as planned.
• 45:27
  Oh, come to find out, I didn't know this ahead of time.
• 45:30
  That's my bad. Volskirk isn't supposed to be
• 45:33
  able to speak in Wild Shape form.
• 45:35
  But you know, we're just going to go with a, you're a
• 45:38
  Changeling, so maybe that kind of twist things around well.
• 45:43
  What do you mean? He just wasn't supposed to
• 45:44
  speak. He was literally a fucking when
• 45:47
  he was on work for him all you would say was male.
• 45:50
  I know. Yeah, we're rolling with it.
• 45:53
  Oscar sleeping. Oscar where?
• 45:56
  The fuck is Oscar? Who's Oscar?
• 46:04
  That's a that's a little mouse in his pocket.
• 46:05
  Is that is that the guy from what?
• 46:07
  That one fucking fish movie. Sesame Street?
• 46:10
  No. Nemo.
• 46:13
  No. I don't know.
• 46:13
  We'd have to ask William. You're talking about fish tales.
• 46:17
  Yeah. Isn't Will Smith in that?
• 46:19
  Yeah. You slipped.
• 46:22
  That the same thing so. Smoothly.
• 46:25
  That was wrong. You slipped that in so smoothly.
• 46:29
  Oscar the Millionaire. You 2 sleeping sexually.
• 46:38
  Harassing him. Oh my.
• 46:43
  It's a joke. I knew day rose freaky, that's
• 46:46
  why she touched me like that. She showed a finger up in there.
• 46:49
  Next thing you know, she pulls out some slushy brown snow.
• 46:54
  No, no, no, we didn't do any of that.
• 46:57
  Not yet. Cannon.
• 47:02
  So wait, hold on, let me get this straight.
• 47:04
  David's big spoon, Father Ostrich's medium spoon and
• 47:06
  Griff's little spoon, right? I mean, yeah, Griff, just like,
• 47:10
  you know, where one will you go? It's Griff's classic line.
• 47:14
  Your own son, creep. It ain't blood.
• 47:21
  Yeah, he's like 20 something, so I guess it's.
• 47:24
  If I can quote Father Ostrich has said I'm not here for boy,
• 47:29
  but I'm here for man. But I think that was episode 2
• 47:33
  can. We get like a clip that's just
• 47:38
  like Father Ostrich once said, It's a great idea.
• 47:43
  I had a great. Idea so the only one that's
• 47:48
  currently doing anything is Vallejo you're.
• 47:51
  Should I Should I roll the sails?
• 47:53
  If you want to. 21. Good Ding, good Ding.
• 47:58
  So Vallejo, you March up this hill coming into the mountain
• 48:02
  face. And as you proceed to follow
• 48:08
  these tracks, they do start to disappear as the snow dissipates
• 48:13
  more, the temperature begins to rise and snow fades away into
• 48:20
  slag and rock formations further up into the mountainside.
• 48:24
  And what you see 3040 feet ahead of you is an opening within The
• 48:28
  Cave wall. And it's an opening within the
• 48:31
  mountain. You hear a.
• 48:35
  You hear a growl. I guess I'm going to take a step
• 48:41
  in. You move further into the
• 48:45
  opening of this cave, and as you do so, you begin to take on the
• 48:49
  sense of fire, the smoke, the burning of wood, other smells
• 48:56
  rotted. Oh.
• 48:57
  Just to let you know that Volscar's going to be sitting at
• 49:01
  that tree I. Don't know what to do with you
• 49:03
  guys since you're sleeping, but although I will say this, you
• 49:07
  can always wake up. You went on a steady March.
• 49:11
  Roll me one of y'all. Roll me a perception check.
• 49:14
  Nope. 12 + 14. Dayra, you come to your your
• 49:24
  front region quite warm as you're huddled against Father
• 49:27
  Ostrich and his robes, and your back's quite warm as Griff's
• 49:31
  huddled against you and your robes and you're sandwiched in a
• 49:37
  nice little comfortable sleeping nest pod.
• 49:40
  But it's so quiet you don't hear the crackle of any fire, and the
• 49:44
  light has definitely gone down as you can see it gleaming
• 49:47
  through the tent flap. The light has gone down.
• 49:51
  See, Father Oswick gets snoring. Fight the fire went out, that's
• 49:55
  what you're saying. Well, I guess I'll get up and
• 49:59
  get the fire going again. You get up, shuffling and
• 50:01
  shuffling around Griffin, Father Oswick.
• 50:05
  You get out. You go outside the tent flap,
• 50:07
  few dead bodies lying around and a outed fire.
• 50:11
  All right. Oh, I guess I'm going to get
• 50:12
  some wood, some firewood. Give me a survival check.
• 50:16
  That one, oh, it's a 7029. 9 so you're able to grab a couple of
• 50:27
  sticks. Not really anything substantial.
• 50:30
  Looks like you bet it. Oh, I guess looks like Volscar
• 50:33
  might have done a number on that earlier.
• 50:35
  So it would appear that you'd have to venture out further to
• 50:37
  continue looking to find anything worthwhile.
• 50:40
  That all you do. Yeah.
• 50:43
  All right, back to you, Blue. I'm making my way further in
• 50:46
  this cave, stilt up with my 21 steel.
• 50:50
  You move further in. It's dark.
• 50:52
  Pitch black dark. Oh, I can't see shit.
• 50:54
  Yeah. You can smell, as I said, the
• 50:57
  the faintest bit of a fire, fire, smoke.
• 51:00
  You don't hear anything yet you can hear that, you know that
• 51:04
  drops of cave water. I love to look over the
• 51:08
  shoulder. And as you carry further on in,
• 51:14
  it's just pitch black, pitch black.
• 51:16
  And then finally, as you begin to take a turn around this left
• 51:22
  corner, as you go deeper and deeper in, you start to see the
• 51:25
  slightest flicker of a glimmering light further on in
• 51:29
  that. Looks promising.
• 51:31
  I'm going to keep moving up. I'm going to try to get the
• 51:35
  sight. As you begin to creep up on that
• 51:38
  corner's edge, you peer over and immediately you catch eyes on
• 51:44
  figures smaller in shape, very similar to what you had just
• 51:48
  fought hours before, three of which huddled around a fire.
• 51:52
  And there's a scent, and there's that sizzling, crackling smell
• 51:56
  and that sound, and you can visibly see some sort of meat
• 52:02
  cooking on a spic. That looks really good.
• 52:07
  Is there? Is there anything else I can
• 52:09
  see? Your vision, I mean your, your
• 52:12
  vision gets. Better lit in there.
• 52:14
  A little bit, yeah. But from the vicinity of the
• 52:18
  flame, as you look further on out, everything becomes less and
• 52:23
  less visible. It looks like there could be
• 52:26
  structures further on past it, but you can't really make
• 52:30
  anything out. You can just kind of see the
• 52:31
  silhouette of shapes. Well, I've never been known for
• 52:35
  making a smart decision, so I'm going to move a little bit
• 52:40
  further in and try to try to keep to a wall or something.
• 52:45
  Just really scope the place out the best I can.
• 52:49
  OK, Daria all. Right mate, what are you doing
• 52:53
  looking for wood? All right.
• 52:56
  Give me another survival check. 11. 11. 11 Oof, I just oh.
• 53:02
  You farted. No burped my last two.
• 53:05
  Rolls. Oh, what?
• 53:08
  My last two rules were nine and this one or my last row was 9
• 53:12
  and this one's. Too soon.
• 53:15
  No, no, no by by by South Park rules.
• 53:17
  It's 10 years, right? 23. 23.
• 53:20
  Three years and it's OK we. Did it happen 2000, 2001?
• 53:23
  2001. 2001, It's 2026 man. Get over.
• 53:27
  It I only remember because at the time I was watching Godzilla
• 53:30
  and like the TV just abruptly switched to towers falling.
• 53:32
  I was so pissed. We had that conversation a
• 53:36
  couple episodes back. I don't remember Father Ostrich,
• 53:39
  only perception it. Wasn't even the good Godzilla.
• 53:43
  21. You come to, there's a there's
• 53:47
  an arm around you with a slight little.
• 53:49
  He's got his. Hand on his tip.
• 53:57
  His old man father Ostrich's never done a push up in his
• 53:59
  life. It's.
• 54:01
  A you thing. He's he's built like master.
• 54:05
  Oh shit, what's Roshi? Thank you.
• 54:08
  It's been like every old anime man.
• 54:11
  Super fucking slow. Dude, what about in fucking
• 54:15
  Avatar the Last Airbender? When the grandpa.
• 54:19
  Uncle I was. Fixing like grandpa, How dare
• 54:21
  you? So you awaken.
• 54:24
  It's immediately aware to you that other than whom ever has
• 54:27
  their arm around you, you are alone.
• 54:29
  And it's not even dark out yet. You're funny if you think it
• 54:36
  still works. You did have 12 years taken off.
• 54:42
  Jokes on you father Rasha can't die of old age.
• 54:44
  Why do you think he's fucking 86?
• 54:50
  Technically 76 for 86 years old and still going strong.
• 54:56
  Humans don't last that long in the fucking.
• 55:00
  It's OK, you can just say humans don't last that long.
• 55:05
  Yeah, nevermind. Father Ostrich passes away.
• 55:09
  I guess I'll step out of the tent and be like.
• 55:12
  I. Off in the distance, Dayra you
• 55:17
  hear the familiar voice of Father Ostrich.
• 55:20
  Dara, can you hear me? I'm.
• 55:22
  Going to whip out my animal whistle, I.
• 55:24
  Thought you're going to say tits.
• 55:26
  Whip out my tits and be like can you see this?
• 55:33
  He can't say anything. No, I'm going to.
• 55:36
  I'm going to pull my animal whistle and blow my animal
• 55:39
  whistle, maybe see if I can find it an animal to tame.
• 55:45
  Did I hear the whistle? I rolled A15-ON.
• 55:49
  Dayra. Oh, fuck me, I guess.
• 55:51
  Wait, what'd you say? I said.
• 55:52
  Did I hear the whistle? I rolled a 15.
• 55:54
  Oh, you 100% heard the. Whistle.
• 55:56
  I'm still walking that way. All right, you begin walking off
• 55:59
  into the village. Creep, I'm going this way.
• 56:01
  We leave creep a lot. As you holler at Griff.
• 56:08
  I throw a snowball at him. Griff, I'm going this way.
• 56:11
  You throw a snowball at him? Yeah, fair enough.
• 56:13
  He wakes up. What are?
• 56:15
  You going this way I. Kind of sound like an old man to
• 56:18
  me. I imagine it's one of like this
• 56:20
  shitty snowballs from earlier. That's fucked up.
• 56:23
  You guys are so mean to him. I just grabbed snow.
• 56:26
  OK, Griff's just like, all right, hang on.
• 56:32
  I'm I'm coming with you and put. Your Dick away, drift.
• 56:37
  It's not all you said earlier. I.
• 56:40
  Didn't say anything as far as I'm weird that was leaving for
• 56:43
  you. Oh yeah, David, she was in the
• 56:46
  middle. Griff gets up, starts to bundle
• 56:53
  up again and exits the tent and begins to follow you.
• 56:56
  The 2 of you make your way further into the woods after the
• 56:59
  sound of David's whistle. Give me a survival check Father
• 57:02
  Ostrich. Meantime, David, as you begin to
• 57:06
  blow in your whistle and whatnot, give me a perception
• 57:08
  check. 14 What did? You say 14.
• 57:12
  Twins. 16. 16 I want a hot dog. Real hot dog.
• 57:18
  Real, real bad. Reminds me of the 4th of July.
• 57:26
  It's a hot dog, real. The bend and snap.
• 57:29
  Damn, don't. Put those things away.
• 57:33
  God, no. It's just nuts.
• 57:37
  It's just great. Fucking nuts.
• 57:41
  That's fucking nuts. I don't know about you guys, but
• 57:46
  I'm having a ball. Don't like, I am nuts.
• 57:57
  So you blow your whistle and you start to look around and as you
• 58:00
  do, keep traveling just a little bit further and further,
• 58:04
  choosing your steps very carefully.
• 58:06
  Try not to spook anything. If you do come upon something,
• 58:09
  and as you do so, you discover some more tracks in the snow.
• 58:12
  As your gaze takes you this way in that you finally lay your
• 58:16
  eyes on some tracks you can't quite make out what they are.
• 58:19
  Give me a history check. Oh.
• 58:22
  That is an 18 does that. I got an 18 on the dice book, +2
• 58:26
  is 20. You're not 100% sure what type
• 58:30
  of beast this could be, but the tracks you discover and you
• 58:33
  realize they are in fact some sort of big cat.
• 58:38
  I'm I'm going to track it. That might have been me.
• 58:42
  I'm finally going to figure out what a cat looks like.
• 58:45
  That's got a good. Cut.
• 58:49
  Yeah, you do find the tracks of a big cat, and you said you're
• 58:51
  following. All right, So you begin making
• 58:53
  your way, making your way downtown, following these tracks
• 58:56
  further into the snow headed northeast within shortly there
• 59:00
  within about 10 minutes or so. Fuck my dog.
• 59:04
  Father and Father and Ostrich. Father Ostrich and father
• 59:12
  Ostrich. And what the Hell's his name?
• 59:15
  Griff? I can't want to say Vallejo.
• 59:17
  Father, Ostrich and Griff eventually catch up with you.
• 59:24
  We should probably be quiet. There's tracks, There's tracks
• 59:27
  right here and I think it might be a one of those cat things
• 59:32
  that we were talking about. Who the fuck's a cat?
• 59:36
  I don't, I don't know, I've never seen one, but that I
• 59:39
  believe that's, that's what the tracks look like.
• 59:43
  I'm sure it's not a deer. I have a bad reputation with
• 59:45
  deer. If if it is you're, you're more
• 59:48
  than welcome to fight the deer. OK, I'm stronger than I was the
• 59:52
  first time I fought a deer, even though I'm 67 years older. 67.
• 59:59
  I didn't even mean to measure that joke.
• 1:00:02
  It just seemed like a good age. Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  All right, Ostrich and and Griff, just just stay behind me
• 1:00:12
  and be quiet. All right, Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  By the way, the name of that movie with Robert Pattinson was
• 1:00:21
  Remember Me. You didn't even know it was a
• 1:00:24
  hey. I thought it was twilight.
• 1:00:27
  I thought you guys were talking about the boy and the Heron.
• 1:00:29
  Fuck, man. Dude, I thought you mentioned
• 1:00:31
  about Batman. He mentioned Twilight at first,
• 1:00:33
  but then I brought up the boy in the Heron I.
• 1:00:36
  Heard good things about that movie actually.
• 1:00:38
  Really good, so you. Should watch it.
• 1:00:45
  I do know that. Part way too high whenever I
• 1:00:48
  first saw that and I damn near shit myself on the couch it.
• 1:00:52
  Blew my mind. When I found out that was Robert
• 1:00:54
  Pattinson. I was like, he can do that.
• 1:00:58
  Like it's like exactly like. I was when I found out, I was
• 1:01:02
  shocked and I haven't even seen the movie, but I was like, whoa,
• 1:01:04
  my mind. William Dafoe is in the.
• 1:01:06
  Movie. Yeah, yeah, Willem Dafoe's in
• 1:01:08
  the movie. Fucking Obi Wan Kenobi's in the
• 1:01:10
  movie. Willem Dafoe's in the movie
• 1:01:12
  fucking Obi Wan Kenobi. No, yeah, no.
• 1:01:15
  Willem Dafoe's in Obi Wan the. Old dead guy or Ewan?
• 1:01:18
  Ewan what? Ewan Ewan McGregor.
• 1:01:21
  That's what his name is. Ewan.
• 1:01:23
  Ewan Ewan Ewan you pronounce like Ewok but Ewan but.
• 1:01:28
  Not true. Is that cannon?
• 1:01:30
  I don't know. My favorite Ewan McGregor quote
• 1:01:33
  comes from a Birds of Prey and it's I shaved my balls for this.
• 1:01:41
  So you continue on following the track, heading further following
• 1:01:46
  these tracks. Yeah, yeah, that's just.
• 1:01:50
  Give me somebody. Give me an investigation check,
• 1:01:53
  not you. 17 On the Die, 1919. Deira, as you come upon this
• 1:02:04
  scene, following these tracks, you discover it looks as though
• 1:02:14
  there was some sort of scuffle, because from these tracks you
• 1:02:18
  follow them. You follow them and the tracks
• 1:02:20
  don't disappear, but there is an obvious disruption.
• 1:02:24
  Some sort of event encounter took place.
• 1:02:27
  Kerfuffle, kerfuffle. You're welcome.
• 1:02:30
  There is a clear evident source of a disturbance in the snow
• 1:02:36
  that has a more rectangular, circular sort of impression, and
• 1:02:43
  then this turns into spats of blood frozen in the snow,
• 1:02:48
  followed by depressions and drag marks.
• 1:02:52
  I have depression. I'm going to follow the drag
• 1:02:56
  marks, assuming they lead off somewhere.
• 1:03:00
  Some something got drug off, correct.
• 1:03:02
  Yeah, yeah. All right, mate, let's follow
• 1:03:05
  this. This path seems like some some
• 1:03:07
  someone or something got drugged.
• 1:03:09
  We're trying to be sneaky. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Be right. Be quite.
• 1:03:12
  Stealth checks for everybody. 1619 The dice, so +2 is 18.
• 1:03:21
  18/19 and. I don't know 14 and I have a + 5
• 1:03:25
  to stealth. 1819 and Griffs. Father ostrich has fucking what?
• 1:03:30
  What's it called when you have a bonus in a certain thing
• 1:03:34
  profession? Your father ostrich has
• 1:03:36
  proficiency in Stealth Mother. Same tease.
• 1:03:41
  The three of you, Dera, Father Ostrich, Griff, move and
• 1:03:45
  continue following this new set of drag marks within the snow.
• 1:03:49
  As you proceed forward, you discover that quickly they begin
• 1:03:53
  to vanish as the snow is moved aside in the place of rock.
• 1:03:58
  What there's there's we come up, we follow the path, and now
• 1:04:02
  there's no snow, there's rock. Father Ostrich.
• 1:04:05
  Yes, that is correct. Oh.
• 1:04:06
  Shit. What about me?
• 1:04:08
  As you continue heading forward N the snow gave way, it starts
• 1:04:13
  to dissipate snow. Usually gets heavier when you go
• 1:04:15
  north. The temperature slightly rose as
• 1:04:18
  well. Southern Hemisphere.
• 1:04:21
  And as you proceeded forward, you're off the side of a more
• 1:04:26
  rock formation, cliffside mountainous area.
• 1:04:31
  Is there? Is there still trees around me?
• 1:04:32
  Do me a perception check. So will I buy a Cliff?
• 1:04:35
  18 on the die, so 20 I didn't. Answer my question.
• 1:04:39
  What'd you get? 20 fucking filthy. 20 Filthy
• 1:04:44
  Dirty 20A. Naughty 20 Oh fucking disgusting
• 1:04:48
  20 it. Ain't an Eddie, it's.
• 1:04:50
  A bad little 20. Who's a dirty little 20?
• 1:05:00
  OK, so naughty 20. Oh, we're on the side of a
• 1:05:04
  Cliff. So basically you're towards the
• 1:05:07
  base of a Cliff. Now the trees disappear as well.
• 1:05:11
  They're they're at your back. Now what you do see as you move
• 1:05:15
  forward, as I said, you followed these tracks, these drag marks
• 1:05:19
  coming up this way and then they just fade as the snow goes away.
• 1:05:23
  It's there is little bits of blood actually on the Cliff base
• 1:05:29
  and. How fresh is it?
• 1:05:30
  As you look further up, you'd have to give me a survival check
• 1:05:33
  for that as you or investigation.
• 1:05:35
  As you look further up, you see a mouth, an opening into the
• 1:05:41
  side of this rocky terrain, this wall a.
• 1:05:44
  Cave. A Cave C. 21.
• 1:05:46
  In The Cave. I wrote a 19 1/2 + 2 to
• 1:05:49
  survival. How fresh is the blood?
• 1:05:51
  How brown is this shit? It's more of a flakier sticky
• 1:05:57
  consistency now, not fresh slowly.
• 1:05:59
  Starting to brown. Correct it it it definitely has
• 1:06:03
  a more solidified than normal due to the temperature as it has
• 1:06:07
  warmed up but can still be freezing at base.
• 1:06:09
  But you'd say rough estimate it has to be several hours old.
• 1:06:14
  Yeah, it's blood every. He's a little old and it's been
• 1:06:17
  here for a few hours, Debra. All right.
• 1:06:18
  Well, who or whatever it is, it's probably dead then.
• 1:06:22
  It doesn't taste humid, I can tell you that.
• 1:06:26
  That's weird that you know that. I forgot to bring my cokes with
• 1:06:30
  me. Baha blast all.
• 1:06:34
  Right, I'm going in that cave. I'm.
• 1:06:36
  Going to follow Doctor Roxon, sorry.
• 1:06:43
  Guys. Sorry, I really love Doctor
• 1:06:45
  Roxon have. You ever watched Metal?
• 1:06:53
  No, of course he hasn't. I'm going.
• 1:06:56
  To have to show you who who who Doctor Roscoe is.
• 1:06:59
  Before you leave, so you make your way into The Cave.
• 1:07:05
  It's dark in here. Damn, it is very dark in there.
• 1:07:13
  I'm going to light, I'm going to light a torch going.
• 1:07:16
  To light a torch, all right. I light a torch.
• 1:07:28
  His head was on fire. It was like.
• 1:07:31
  And he was like, I don't know what you were referencing, but.
• 1:07:36
  The first ghost writer. I ponder of something great.
• 1:07:39
  My limbs will fill and then deflate.
• 1:07:41
  They fill with fire. Exhaled desire.
• 1:07:43
  Shut the fuck. Up we know The Cave.
• 1:07:46
  The Cave now I'm. Not a torch.
• 1:07:48
  You light your torch, and as you do so, there is that crackling.
• 1:07:53
  The illumination takes over a nice little radius as you can
• 1:07:56
  make your way, and you continue on, heading further in further
• 1:08:00
  in Vallejo. Just as you're beginning to
• 1:08:03
  approach even closer to try and find your way around and get a
• 1:08:06
  better look at what's going on behind these goblin shapes and
• 1:08:11
  this fire, all of a sudden you overhear the slightest tick of
• 1:08:15
  commotion. All of a sudden there is a bit
• 1:08:18
  of illumination coming at your backside.
• 1:08:21
  Was he just logging in so I'm the only?
• 1:08:23
  I'm the only one that saw that by the.
• 1:08:26
  So as as my back starts to illuminate, I'm going to quickly
• 1:08:32
  shit and then I'm. Turn around and I fire.
• 1:08:37
  All he hears coming through The Cave is.
• 1:08:39
  Boom. You know, it's funny, as I've
• 1:08:42
  been doing this, I've been humming the same sound to
• 1:08:44
  myself, Cronk and. It's Pink Panther.
• 1:08:48
  Wait, did he find us? Oh, you guys found me.
• 1:08:51
  He's apparently in The Cave and was.
• 1:08:52
  Walking for a few hours, I'm going to I'm going to hastily
• 1:08:56
  just make my way into the room with the with the fire and the
• 1:08:59
  meat. I'm going to I'm going to try to
• 1:09:01
  to stay as self as I can still, but you.
• 1:09:04
  Have a 21 rent yeah still is it still meet it to beat it.
• 1:09:08
  Silvery Bobs. Were they behind behind me?
• 1:09:14
  They they, they were at your back.
• 1:09:16
  So you were right there coming around that corner.
• 1:09:18
  Yeah. And they were coming up this
• 1:09:20
  way. They were coming up from behind
• 1:09:22
  you OK. So I can't see them I.
• 1:09:25
  Can't imagine Vallejo. You begin to make your way
• 1:09:28
  hurriedly due to unknown presence behind you, and as you
• 1:09:33
  do so, just ever so slightly. There's a slight little bit of
• 1:09:37
  gravel and rock just lodged. Gravel.
• 1:09:42
  Immediately you see these elongated pointy ears, the
• 1:09:46
  silhouette and the shapes as you move in closer and you they are
• 1:09:50
  illuminated by the fire. You just see them perk up in 2
• 1:09:52
  heads like Prairie dogs. Just OK, You're getting ants.
• 1:09:56
  Yeah, OK. And immediately, once this takes
• 1:10:03
  place urgently, it's just that fast.
• 1:10:07
  They lock eyes on you. Come meet you, Bob.
• 1:10:12
  Do I hear that? You 100% here in the echo of.
• 1:10:20
  I'm also going to look at him and.
• 1:10:27
  Go. Are you attempting to speak
• 1:10:28
  their language? You're attempting you just call
• 1:10:31
  their mom a dirty skank. Give give me a performance or or
• 1:10:36
  or a deception. I'll go performance.
• 1:10:41
  I think that's better than my deception.
• 1:10:43
  Let me check for sure. They're the same.
• 1:10:46
  Oh God, no, you guys, that's where I die.
• 1:10:48
  Did. You get high.
• 1:10:54
  I got a nine. Damn dude, you were halfway
• 1:10:59
  there. They immediately look at you and
• 1:11:02
  they're both holding spear like shaped weaponry and they're just
• 1:11:07
  and. Yeah, I suppose I said the wrong
• 1:11:10
  thing. What do you say about my mother?
• 1:11:14
  Do I get there yet? I'm going to assume that a 12
• 1:11:20
  does not hit you. It does not, but I do have a
• 1:11:23
  question. Because last time they were
• 1:11:28
  within 5 feet of each other, they had the OR.
• 1:11:31
  No way that was 'cause they were within 5 feet of me.
• 1:11:32
  Never mind. Maybe it's 'cause they were in
• 1:11:34
  five feet of each other. Oh shit.
• 1:11:35
  God. You're welcome.
• 1:11:36
  Thank you for reminding me. Hey see I don't help either
• 1:11:38
  side. I'm a neutral.
• 1:11:40
  Neutral. Why?
• 1:11:40
  Did you say that? Why did you say I?
• 1:11:43
  Just got hit with a fucking crit, didn't I?
• 1:11:46
  Oh, shame on me. So it should be advantage,
• 1:11:52
  right? Yeah, you're right.
• 1:11:54
  Do I by chance see this? No, no, it's taking place around
• 1:11:59
  a corner. But I see Vallejo.
• 1:12:01
  You don't see him. I thought you said I saw the.
• 1:12:03
  Hastily. You heard, you heard him say
• 1:12:05
  Kunichiwa. You did not see him and then you
• 1:12:08
  shouted Vallejo. Can I state that I started like
• 1:12:12
  running as soon as I heard him say the Hoshiko?
• 1:12:16
  I'll allow it and you'll make it there in Round 2.
• 1:12:18
  It took me a while to get to this point, so.
• 1:12:20
  I'm sorry, I'm just trying to save you.
• 1:12:21
  I know it's all right. To be fair, you're walking in
• 1:12:23
  trouble for a good man. I just want to state I'm in
• 1:12:27
  front of him so. I'm like a green haired ninja
• 1:12:30
  pirate, right? There with.
• 1:12:32
  Him all right so that's going to be two D8 coming at you so first
• 1:12:43
  spear sales catches you right underneath the collarbone could
• 1:12:49
  have been a lot worse and you roll one-on-one of those 11
• 1:12:54
  damage as a spear sinks and buries deep in right underneath
• 1:13:00
  the collarbone and pokes out the back end second one also hits.
• 1:13:07
  Was it also a crit? No.
• 1:13:08
  Oh. OK.
• 1:13:09
  No, just just just a 19 total. I should have had to go here and
• 1:13:16
  here the second one tilts 06 damage as the other one clips
• 1:13:28
  you in the thigh. I'm.
• 1:13:30
  Down. Are you down Down.
• 1:13:31
  I'm down in an earlier round. He only had like.
• 1:13:36
  Did you get on swinging 14 HP? I had 16 health.
• 1:13:41
  Damn and I do exact no wait did I do exactly 16?
• 1:13:45
  One over. OK, All right.
• 1:13:48
  So and you fall down flip, I mean technically.
• 1:13:59
  There's no yeah. There's there's no initiative.
• 1:14:01
  Give me a death save, Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say.
• 1:14:05
  Before the death save because it's.
• 1:14:06
  Yes, yes, yes, I'm going to. Would that count as the first
• 1:14:10
  round? Oh, there was an initiative.
• 1:14:12
  Yeah, that was like a surprise round, essentially.
• 1:14:14
  Yeah, today goes into. The second.
• 1:14:16
  Round OK, all right. So Father Ostrich, don't roll
• 1:14:18
  anything yet. So, Father Ostrich, they did.
• 1:14:21
  You storm off with Father Ostrich.
• 1:14:23
  I was in front of. Him and Griff they just follow
• 1:14:26
  ostrich charge. Vallejo and.
• 1:14:30
  Oh no, Vallejo. As soon as you you, you
• 1:14:32
  literally make it just around the corner as you see Vallejo
• 1:14:35
  fall with two Spears in him. OK, so I'm going to run up and
• 1:14:38
  like slide next to Vallejo and be like.
• 1:14:40
  Wait wait wait wait do do y'all speak?
• 1:14:43
  Spanish. Do y'all speak common?
• 1:14:50
  They just kind of look at you and they're like.
• 1:14:53
  Wait, we're we're no threat. We're no threat.
• 1:14:55
  I. Put my hands up to like showed
• 1:14:56
  that was not a threat. We're not a threat.
• 1:14:58
  We're not threat. We don't mean, you know, harm.
• 1:15:00
  And then I I have a present for you all.
• 1:15:08
  Right. Are you bullshitting?
• 1:15:12
  Because I feel like you truly do mean a threat.
• 1:15:15
  Are you bullshitting or are you literally trying to persuade
• 1:15:17
  them? No, just persuade them to not
• 1:15:18
  attacking everything trying to slide them from gold.
• 1:15:21
  Holding up, holding up the bag. Give me a perception, A
• 1:15:25
  persuasion with advantage. Money.
• 1:15:27
  Money talks. They know gold.
• 1:15:29
  It's not bad. First one's 18 in total.
• 1:15:31
  OK. Second one was a six in total,
• 1:15:33
  so I'm glad I had an. Advantage 18 total. 18 total.
• 1:15:38
  So the three goblins look at you, 2 with A1 with a sword and
• 1:15:45
  one with two daggers and another one with another spear cocked,
• 1:15:47
  ready loaded. They begin to move in and
• 1:15:50
  approach you. They're not charging at you,
• 1:15:52
  they're just cautiously. They see that there are three of
• 1:15:56
  you plus the one they've just downed.
• 1:15:58
  They begin to approach you cautiously and kind of in a
• 1:16:02
  threatening motion, and the one with the sword holds its hand
• 1:16:05
  out. I.
• 1:16:06
  Hand them the gold. How much gold did you give them?
• 1:16:08
  3. 3 gold. The goblin looks at the gold,
• 1:16:14
  kind of digs in it with his teeth, slips it back down into a
• 1:16:18
  pouch on its side, and then just starts threatening you and, and
• 1:16:23
  it looks like he's demanding what else you got.
• 1:16:26
  And also don't attack but I got this bag for you.
• 1:16:29
  And I hand them the dagger that I took from Rook. 00.
• 1:16:35
  The short Sword. Give me another persuasion.
• 1:16:39
  The first one was a six in total, the second one was not
• 1:16:42
  20. Immediately when you display the
• 1:16:47
  dagger and offering. Like Ioffer it like holding the
• 1:16:50
  blade handle to them to show I'm not threatening.
• 1:16:53
  The they all immediately their their ears twinge, they perk up
• 1:16:57
  like a dog that just heard a whistle and their eyes all get
• 1:17:00
  huge. The one with the sword leans in.
• 1:17:04
  It's all the aggression in its face went away and it's just got
• 1:17:07
  this like kind of look on its face and it reaches and calmly
• 1:17:12
  grabs the handle of it and pulls it away swiftly.
• 1:17:17
  It stares at it, looks at it and then looks back at one of its
• 1:17:20
  fellow goblins and goes and it tosses his sword to him.
• 1:17:25
  And then it just takes that, flips it around one time and
• 1:17:28
  then puts it in its sheath and calmly just looks at you,
• 1:17:33
  puffing out his chest, trying to see, you know, they're, they're
• 1:17:36
  not big. Sizing me up.
• 1:17:38
  And just kind of stares at you for a moment, chest out, and
• 1:17:41
  just goes and starts motioning with its hand, you know, back
• 1:17:45
  where you came from. I'm like, I'm like one, one
• 1:17:48
  second please. I'm going to try and stabilize
• 1:17:50
  Vallejo. Enough understood, it gets what
• 1:17:53
  you're doing. Go ahead.
• 1:17:55
  It's medicine, right? See.
• 1:17:58
  Or I thought it was just an action to stabilize.
• 1:18:00
  Now I don't remember. It's. 5E you know I'm still not
• 1:18:04
  the basic. Takes an action, but I think you
• 1:18:06
  still need to roll for. It OK roll.
• 1:18:09
  I got 13 in total. I think I know what he got.
• 1:18:14
  All right, you, you said you rolled a 13.
• 1:18:16
  In total. 13. Pull the two Spears out and pour
• 1:18:20
  a little bill. Roll 2D8 dodge no.
• 1:18:22
  No like I. I mean like technically.
• 1:18:26
  I'm right? Yeah, 'cause pulling it out is
• 1:18:29
  gonna. One was through and through.
• 1:18:31
  Yeah, I'll pull the one out that was through and through.
• 1:18:34
  Like with so the pointy side, I'm grabbing that side and
• 1:18:37
  pulling it all the way through so the pointy side doesn't go
• 1:18:39
  back through. Alright, roll me AD 6.
• 1:18:43
  Roll you AD six. Yeah, 2.
• 1:18:47
  OK. Do I take 2 damage?
• 1:18:49
  So you. Well, technically he's down
• 1:18:51
  zone. Yeah, it's just a fail.
• 1:18:54
  I'm just. I'm just trying to like, you
• 1:18:55
  know, explain how to, Yeah, how I'm healing, yeah.
• 1:18:58
  It's just a fail. Just a fail.
• 1:18:59
  Yeah, just just all right. We're.
• 1:19:00
  Gonna do with that other one. You're gonna leave it in.
• 1:19:02
  You're gonna think. I know.
• 1:19:02
  He's dead now, I know. No.
• 1:19:04
  No, I'm gonna leave the other one in for now, but I'm going to
• 1:19:07
  pour liquor on that first one and then take the torch and kind
• 1:19:09
  of cauterize it a little bit. You take 1D6 fire down.
• 1:19:13
  No, I'm just, I'm messing. I'm just messing.
• 1:19:15
  I'm just messing. No, not like like, you know,
• 1:19:17
  hold it close to kind of stinge it to where it doesn't like.
• 1:19:20
  So you still have the one in your thigh and you are
• 1:19:23
  stabilized. He passed the stabilization.
• 1:19:28
  It still caused you some demise. You are.
• 1:19:31
  A Don't take any fire damage. That that was that was his, that
• 1:19:34
  was his flavor way of of healing, stabilizing you, that
• 1:19:37
  was bleeding out through the two holes in your.
• 1:19:40
  Yeah, I was, I was finally, I was trying to make it sound as,
• 1:19:42
  you know, kind of realistic as I could.
• 1:19:44
  That's what you would do, pull it out since he what's it
• 1:19:48
  called? Cauterized.
• 1:19:49
  Cauterized that's I said that. You stabilize him, Griff
• 1:19:54
  approaches, holds him steady for the hostage.
• 1:19:57
  Hold this in steady. That could have been so bad.
• 1:20:04
  Griff holds the other end and cuts the shaft of the spear so
• 1:20:10
  it's just like a nice little nub.
• 1:20:11
  This is halfway out of your thigh, and as far as you can
• 1:20:15
  tell, he's fine. Well, he's not fine, but he is
• 1:20:18
  unconscious, alive. Only give the goblins be like.
• 1:20:21
  Thank you for letting us do this real quick.
• 1:20:23
  And I'm giving them a few rations, as you know, some food
• 1:20:26
  for another. Thanks and and we'll leave.
• 1:20:30
  Can I do a perception check to see what's going on in their
• 1:20:33
  cave? Oh yeah.
• 1:20:34
  I didn't do. That I would like to see what's.
• 1:20:37
  Going on trying to find Rook's girl.
• 1:20:41
  Yeah, give me a perception check. 13.
• 1:20:43
  Technically I believe Drake when he said it, but I chose not to
• 1:20:46
  believe him because that's a thing I can do.
• 1:20:48
  I just know that was one of like the frantic things he was saying
• 1:20:51
  before I went away so. 13 total so.
• 1:20:55
  You're just trying to find your eighth wife.
• 1:21:01
  I got one hit point in a dream. He likes them halfling girls.
• 1:21:04
  Actually the the we don't. We don't know this.
• 1:21:09
  You begin to look off past the goblins, Dara, just kind of
• 1:21:13
  seeing what you can make out. You're closer now, even closer
• 1:21:16
  than when you initially Vallejo did your perception check.
• 1:21:19
  And as you're looking in the vicinity further on, you can see
• 1:21:23
  that they've sort of built up makeshift Palisades, barriers if
• 1:21:28
  you will, And further back your vision goes dark, but definitely
• 1:21:34
  appears to be more to it. What you don't see right away is
• 1:21:39
  the goblin that's furthest back of the three with the spear
• 1:21:44
  suddenly goes stiff instantly and you hear I say that you
• 1:21:48
  little fucker, and a blade comes straight out poking through the
• 1:21:53
  front of his throat. Hey Ty, we found Rook.
• 1:21:57
  And it drops to the ground and Rook stands there.
• 1:22:01
  Appreciate you guys coming to help out.
• 1:22:03
  So. So there's only two goblins
• 1:22:05
  left, right? Correct.
• 1:22:06
  Father Robsick is going to Scorchery 1 twin spell and
• 1:22:09
  Scorchery the other. Good for it.
• 1:22:15
  OK, so I'm going to need a good amount of D 20s here.
• 1:22:18
  Hold on one second. Oh my God.
• 1:22:21
  I feel like this is not, I feel like this is about to turn into
• 1:22:25
  the Boulders Gate 3 situation. CJ.
• 1:22:30
  So on the first one, we're going to say these three, these ones
• 1:22:34
  are going to say these three. Actually, I they, they would
• 1:22:41
  have advantage because of their PAC tech.
• 1:22:42
  Yeah, yeah, you're right. OK.
• 1:22:44
  So. For the first one we have 1824
• 1:22:48
  and 13. All hit.
• 1:22:50
  On the second one, we have 1520 and 19.
• 1:22:55
  All hit. So that's going to be a lot of
• 1:22:57
  damage. I'm going to it's 2D6 post
• 1:23:00
  watching Ray, right? My God. 6.
• 1:23:06
  She's essentially fanning the hammer.
• 1:23:08
  Essentially, OK, so the first one in total is going to take
• 1:23:14
  12/20/30 damage and the second one's going to take
• 1:23:22
  11141516171819 damage. Is this just like last time with
• 1:23:28
  the molten glass? Describe your kills on these
• 1:23:31
  two. You're very loud kill on these
• 1:23:35
  two. I can die space.
• 1:23:38
  I can only do one meta magic, right?
• 1:23:41
  OK, yeah, yeah, I was going to say I could do a subtle spell,
• 1:23:44
  which makes it quiet, but so yeah, I point out both of as
• 1:23:49
  soon as I see Rick, I'm like, they're going to fucking attack
• 1:23:52
  because they're going to well, Father Oscar can be like who?
• 1:23:54
  Are you going to fucking attack us now?
• 1:23:55
  Because they're going to think he's with us, so fucking might
• 1:23:59
  as well big. Bang.
• 1:24:00
  Big Bang. Big Bang.
• 1:24:03
  And you just see sand like flying off, Catching Fire,
• 1:24:07
  melting midstream and just flying through their bodies.
• 1:24:14
  Complete disruption. Bodies go flying past Rook,
• 1:24:20
  smashing into Palisades, smashing into barriers.
• 1:24:23
  Rook has a wide ass grin on his face as he shakes his head like
• 1:24:27
  oh hell yeah we got this. I still fucking hate you.
• 1:24:31
  I love you too buddy. And he grabs, he grabs that
• 1:24:34
  short sword that you gave back to the goblin.
• 1:24:37
  No, you're giving it back to me. We'll talk about it later.
• 1:24:40
  As he says these words and you're arguing with the grid,
• 1:24:45
  you just start to hear off in the distance and you can begin
• 1:24:53
  to hear commotion and. Can I hear where it's coming
• 1:24:56
  from? Is is there, Is there like a
• 1:24:58
  little cave that's coming from or something you.
• 1:25:01
  Guys are going to have to leave me.
• 1:25:04
  That's all I needed to know. Can I throw a bunch of shit in
• 1:25:08
  front of this hole? Hold that thought, Dara.
• 1:25:12
  I'm going to say everybody get back, y'all get together, I got
• 1:25:17
  this. I'm going to I'm going to run to
• 1:25:19
  the the funnel. I'm assuming it's another
• 1:25:23
  bottleneck essentially. It's a big tunnel that you can't
• 1:25:26
  see into past past the silhouette of the of the
• 1:25:30
  barriers. And we'll say it's twice the
• 1:25:36
  size of this room and its overall circular half circular
• 1:25:40
  shape. Yeah, I'm going to go go charge
• 1:25:43
  towards the hole and all right, get back, get back mates.
• 1:25:47
  I got this. Rook does a quick little moving
• 1:25:51
  forward towards you, tumble and turns his back facing the
• 1:25:55
  direction that you are now facing.
• 1:25:56
  But behind you. Yeah, yeah, they're all behind
• 1:25:59
  you now. Dara, you are right up front and
• 1:26:01
  center. Vallejo is about 15 feet 20 feet
• 1:26:05
  behind you on the ground. They're all around Vallejo.
• 1:26:08
  And Father Ostrich, Rook now and Griff are right adjacent behind
• 1:26:15
  Vallejo on the ground. All right, David, this
• 1:26:17
  perception. All right.
• 1:26:23
  Roll me a perception there, sweetie.
• 1:26:24
  High. 14. 14 As you begin to look, roll me AD 10 David twice.
• 1:26:36
  How wide is this? Tunnel from here to here. 0 is a
• 1:26:41
  10. That's weird.
• 1:26:43
  I'm saying it's 5 feet for dimensions.
• 1:26:45
  So it's about a 20 foot opening, maybe 30 foot opening and it
• 1:26:51
  goes up about I'd say 60 feet. Was it just one D10?
• 1:26:58
  2D10. 11. So silhouetted along coming
• 1:27:05
  towards you and on the sides of the walls you can see the
• 1:27:09
  silhouette of 11 or so figures coming towards you.
• 1:27:12
  I'm. Going to cast sleep, do we want
• 1:27:17
  to wait until? I say fucking do it. 5D-8 roll
• 1:27:22
  5D-8 there's no save for it. It's just if it if it's more
• 1:27:27
  than their HP, they go night night.
• 1:27:29
  Well, I cast sleep. This is going to be awesome.
• 1:27:32
  This is like such a smart move. 32.
• 1:27:40
  Dara you cast sleep, these figures running and climbing and
• 1:27:46
  crawling across the walls heading towards you.
• 1:27:49
  And as you cast sleep, they all begin to, even the ones climbing
• 1:27:55
  on the walls just kind of start to flop down and they all just
• 1:28:01
  drop out. Unconscious.
• 1:28:04
  So all of them, All of them. OK, 1011, right, Yeah, OK, so on
• 1:28:09
  these eight right here, because it's a 10 foot by 10 foot square
• 1:28:13
  radius, I'm going to cast grease and Quicken spell cast grease in
• 1:28:17
  the other spot where those eight are.
• 1:28:19
  And then I'm a toss my torch. So so the three in the back
• 1:28:26
  aren't going to get hit per SE, but there's going to be a big
• 1:28:30
  ass wall of fire in between? Oh is it non flammable?
• 1:28:33
  Yeah, I had the same plan with Vallejo.
• 1:28:34
  I was picking my spells. It's flammable in boulders.
• 1:28:37
  That's so dumb. DM discretion because I feel
• 1:28:45
  like grease should be flammable. It's fucking grease.
• 1:28:49
  I mean the grease you repair and work on vehicles with underneath
• 1:28:53
  for all the the joints and those switch that's not flammable.
• 1:28:56
  Yeah, it's up to you. I'll tell you what you have
• 1:29:00
  disadvantage on a luck I. Have disadvantage on a luck.
• 1:29:04
  Yeah. OK, I'm going to use.
• 1:29:07
  My I think the class abilities apply for lock.
• 1:29:09
  I'm not even going to keep this hidden because it you have
• 1:29:12
  disadvantage but this is still doable.
• 1:29:14
  You got to beat an 11. The DC is 11.
• 1:29:16
  I'm not. Going to reroll because I rolled
• 1:29:18
  A2. Hey man, you might hit an out
• 1:29:20
  one. In either way, but they will
• 1:29:24
  have it's difficult terrain. OK, so they're going to wake up
• 1:29:28
  all slippery and stuff. They're asleep for the duration
• 1:29:32
  of sleep is a minute and oh, there is a save, isn't.
• 1:29:36
  There, yeah, there's a wisdom save.
• 1:29:38
  Oh snippety Doo dah. Well, if it hasn't changed, it's
• 1:29:41
  still a 13. Didn't beat it, didn't beat it,
• 1:29:45
  didn't beat it. Oh, so rebubs.
• 1:29:52
  All my silvery bulbs are getting.
• 1:29:53
  Lost. Yeah, you're just spending spell
• 1:29:55
  slots. Well to be fair, the 1st 2
• 1:29:56
  silvery bulbs I technically couldn't use.
• 1:29:58
  Yeah, I know, but DMASMR? Of the 11/6 climbing the walls
• 1:30:14
  and whatnot. They do.
• 1:30:17
  You see them get tired, you see their eyes get heavy and they
• 1:30:20
  slope off the walls, climbing back on as they're about to go
• 1:30:24
  down and they're just like shaking their heads around and
• 1:30:29
  are able to withstand the grogginess and there are 6
• 1:30:33
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• 1:30:48
  Got a couple of shout outs to do you guys want to take it around
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  and share we. Thank.
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  You also hey, look at that Dredrick.
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  Hells, your buddy Rook has yet to be slain, hey?
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  Dredrick Hells your buddy Rook is going to be the reason I
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  fucking die. Man I fucking hate.
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  Rook and I still haven't seen his woman, so he's fucking lying
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  to me trying to find Vallejo an eighth wife right now?
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  Come on. Shout outs to Moonlit Mythos,
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  D20 Misfits Frank creator of D20 Misfits, Daniel Perez, Air DND
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  Podcast, Goddess Reborn TikTok, Thoth von Naboo TikTok G7 Sword
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  Guy TikTok High Fish TikTok and Spotify, Power Word forge on
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  TikTok, Dyson daggers on TikTok, Maxwell maximus.
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  What the fuck did you get it do? You know who you are.
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  You know who you are. I can't pronounce that.
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  Joe's Dungeon Brushworks, Connie Cool Chris TikTok back 40m E on
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  TikTok DN deities, Iridescent Oath on TikTok Dreadnought
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  Publishing, Ethan the Hot Take DM Tyler's collection, D&D
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  adventures or you get it, we're going to get a couple of those.
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  The druid drummer almost at what he said.
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  Almost at leather. Savage Dagger set Tyler at dead,
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  dead ties. Dead dead ties.
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  I don't know man. It's DEADTIZT i.e.
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  Z. Dead eyes, dead eyes.
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  Dead. Eyes.
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  I don't know, I feel like if I say it fast I'm going to say
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  titties. Titties pudding.
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  Wicked Archive Novice. Nat 20.
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  Sebastian Carlisle, author. Solo Crawling realms and
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  portals. Uncle Bubba.
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  My turn Not a professional The forever DMTTOPG swag adventures
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  keep Filero Josh Shelton, 87 Rabbi Quinn O'Connor indexed Pan
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  the God Shout out business chat and TikTok.
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  That's what it says. You're supposed to shout out at
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  his business. He's got a business chat.
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  What's? His name again.
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  Panda God. Panda God, You got that
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  business, Got a great business. We pay you.
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  Oh wait, no, not yet. We don't pay anyone, not even
• 1:34:02
  ourselves. I pay myself in depression and
• 1:34:05
  anxiety. We also got how I roll games.
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  How I roll games. The fuck?
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  I can count out this. I can cut out this dead air.
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  He can cut out this dead air. Slot Luthar.
• 1:34:21
  However, you said that. Norwegian as fuck, gotta love
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  it. I thought you said slut Luthar
• 1:34:27
  and I was like, damn right he is.
• 1:34:29
  Well, I know slut means castle. I'm not sure about Lufar.
• 1:34:32
  So it's Castle something. Oh, you said Lufar.
• 1:34:34
  I thought you said Luthar. Lufar Lufar.
• 1:34:37
  That shit's just out in the open, waiting to be fucking just
• 1:34:41
  right there. Leave my dog's balls on them.
• 1:34:46
  That's. Very.
• 1:34:47
  I also have very exciting news for the lot of us.
• 1:34:49
  What's the exciting? News.
• 1:34:51
  Oh my God. So next time you witness a
• 1:34:55
  stream or listen to one of our episodes, we will be in a new.
• 1:34:58
  Location A new location. A nice little place down in
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  Sylva, NC called Next Life Games.
• 1:35:06
  You're going to be staying open a little bit later to let us
• 1:35:09
  record there. They're the goat.
• 1:35:12
  They got some pretty unique things.
• 1:35:13
  Been open for about a week. About a week.
• 1:35:16
  About a week ago. Shout out Chase, the owner of
• 1:35:18
  Next Life Games. I'm glad you know his name.
• 1:35:21
  Awesome dude. Just genuinely awesome.
• 1:35:23
  He's a very nice guy. He's so fucking nice.
• 1:35:26
  He sold me a a sticker from the adult collection that is in the
• 1:35:34
  colors of the good old website logo that we all know the theme
• 1:35:38
  for. Wow but it just says love you.
• 1:35:44
  I love the place already and they have Halo hats.
• 1:35:46
  I'm sold. Halo and World Warcraft is the
• 1:35:48
  way to get into my soul. Get your asses down there, start
• 1:35:51
  showing up. You can play DND.
• 1:35:53
  You can play Magic the Gathering Pokémon you can see.
• 1:35:56
  US, I got this part. Don't worry, I'm the big nerd
• 1:35:59
  here. You can play D&D, Magic the
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  Gathering, the Pokémon TCG, Yu-gi-oh, the One piece TCG.
• 1:36:05
  They got fucking any games you can think of.
• 1:36:08
  I'm pretty sure they got a table set up for Warhammer if you're
• 1:36:11
  into that nitty gritty fucking all time war shit.
• 1:36:14
  I know I am. Yeah, yes, let's go forks for
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  the Emperor. It's all about them works.
• 1:36:23
  I got my shooter. No, no, no, no.
• 1:36:27
  I will take my Dark Angels and shut your wall.
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  Down We never stopped coming. That's why he's.
• 1:36:35
  The goat. The goat.
• 1:36:37
  I also want to say that, you know, I know we got our DND
• 1:36:41
  podcast, but if you're caught up with it and everything and y'all
• 1:36:43
  want know the DND podcast listen.
• 1:36:45
  Go check out the AI guy on. YouTube, go check out Dungeons
• 1:36:48
  and Daddies, they're fucking hilarious.
• 1:36:50
  I want Anthony the Dungeon Daddy to message me.
• 1:36:54
  Dude love dungeon and daddies. I love Dungeon, have been I've
• 1:36:58
  been following the AI guys since he started his little thing.
• 1:37:00
  It's just a little voice over DND thing.
• 1:37:03
  It's the campaign AI ran by Joe Rogan, which is pretty comical.
• 1:37:09
  It's very good. It's pretty funny.
• 1:37:11
  I'm gonna like episode 125. But yeah, no Dungeons and
• 1:37:15
  daddies fire podcast about four dads thrown into the frog out in
• 1:37:19
  realms with their kids on a quest to save their kids Fire
• 1:37:22
  podcast. Please notice we dungeons and
• 1:37:25
  Daddies. I just want to meet you.
• 1:37:30
  Thank you Rd. Across the sea, whatever's
• 1:37:33
  broken won't stay that way. Not on our watch.
• 1:37:38
  Not fucking likely. When God's high crosses in holy,
• 1:37:44
  when faith and faithful start to sink, they'll rewrite songs,
• 1:37:49
  they'll lie in prayer. But they won't.
• 1:37:51
  A race who stood right there. We weren't heroes, we weren't
• 1:37:56
  right. We were a goddamn problem.
• 1:37:59
  And the world still He feels it every night.
• 1:38:07
  Frost Warner, Car it in ice. Fuck your prophet, See.
• 1:38:13
  Roll the dice. Sing for the fallen, sing for
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  the few. The end of time still loses to
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  you. Frost Warner.
• 1:38:23
  Loud and scouring. We carry the dead.
• 1:38:27
  It's just as hard if we go, we go in five.
• 1:38:35
  We die late and we die right. History will call us monsters.
• 1:38:46
  Legends will get it wrong. The gods will call us a mistake.
• 1:38:54
  We'll call it unfinished.