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Phone Tap PODCAST: Can I Borrow Your Dog? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust jubeles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d y away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: Another Jubels nun taps on the twenties. I'm moving. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I think I found your dog. Sorry, is your name Brian?
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  Speaker 1: Is your name Brian? Yeah? This is Brian. Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? In? Um? I found a dog kind of
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  Speaker 1: wandering through the neighborhood, so I checked his tag and
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  Speaker 1: had your name and phone himer on it. Where where
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  Speaker 1: are you because my dogs in the backyard. Um, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So you found my dog? So yeah, you must have
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  Speaker 1: gotten out. You must have gotten out or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's at my house. Okay, Well where's your house? Can
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  Speaker 1: I can I meet up with you and pick him up? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my my lunch hour, So I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you're I don't know how far are you
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  Speaker 1: off for me or but but I'd really like to
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  Speaker 1: pick him up and make sure he's okay, Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll totally get him back to you. Um, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to see if I can borrow him for a
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  Speaker 1: few days. I'm sorry, I said i'll give him back
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  Speaker 1: to you. I just want to see if I could
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  Speaker 1: borrow him for a few days. What are you? What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about borrowing him? Why? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: want to borrow him? Well, I want to borrow Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I've heard that you can use your dog to
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  Speaker 1: pick up chicks and dog parks, right, and like, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to borrow them for a week. See if
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  Speaker 1: I can pick up some girls with him, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll get them back to you. No, you cannot borrow
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  Speaker 1: my dog to pick up chicks. Man. Let's listen. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to dog, you go to the pound and
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  Speaker 1: you rescue a dog like I did, and you take
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  Speaker 1: care of it, and then you try to pick a
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  Speaker 1: one with that. You cannot borrow my dog. Man, give
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  Speaker 1: me your address. Dude. If I go adopt a dog
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  Speaker 1: just to pick up chicks, that's weird and that's not
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  Speaker 1: nice for the dog. I'm not gonna do it. Weird.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You're blackmailing me to borrow my
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  Speaker 1: dog to try to picks the matter with you. I
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  Speaker 1: could take him to the dog park right now. I
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  Speaker 1: could land a hottie and then I'll give him back
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  Speaker 1: to you. Like, I don't under threepiest, weirdest thing I
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  Speaker 1: have ever heard in my life. Why are you getting
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  Speaker 1: studded with you? I just don't unerstand why you're getting
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  Speaker 1: so upset. I mean, you know you're a dude. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna dud dog. Yeah, but we're both dudes. Don't you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me you don't use your dog to pick up chicks. No,
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  Speaker 1: I use my dog as my best friend. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to use a dog for. You must be
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  Speaker 1: killing it. You must be just fighting girls off. He
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  Speaker 1: must be liking laid all the time. Give me your
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  Speaker 1: address so I can come get my dog or go
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  Speaker 1: get your own dog. Yeah, but I can't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think like your dog is super cute, you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, that is why it is my dog.
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't you thanking me? I found your dog, I did,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, and then you started asking crazy things. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know how my dog got on the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: I had him chained up when I left this morning.
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  Speaker 1: For work. Full disclosure. I'm the one that led him out.
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  Speaker 1: I open mother, listen, I have your phone number. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna hang up right now and call the police. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go to people's back yards and let their dogs
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  Speaker 1: out of their backyard. But it was, yeah, but it
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  Speaker 1: was for a good cause. Man, you can understand. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Jewelt getting late. It's not a good cause.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is the matter with you? Man? The
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  Speaker 1: only place you're gonna be getting lad is in jail
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  Speaker 1: if you don't give me your address right to check it.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty nice. What sounds nice? What are you
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  Speaker 1: going to you talking about little jail Loven? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds nice to you. Listen where Hey, Brian, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, it's about dog. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your dog is fine. Your brother Max set you up backs.
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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to he says that you're really protective
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  Speaker 1: of your dog. Oh my god, Oh my god. Let's
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  Speaker 1: be honest, though, you are using your dog to get late,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you. Sometimes