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Phone Tap PODCAST: Fax Machines and Typewriters · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenty I'm moving nty two point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Marie. Hi Marie, this is Darvin schlong over
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  Speaker 1: in Human Resources. How are you today? I'm doing well.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not too bad. Listen. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you saw the memo that went out earlier
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  Speaker 1: this morning, but we're gonna need to pick a time
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  Speaker 1: later today, probably about an hour, so we can switch
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  Speaker 1: things out for your team. Okay, what do you mean,
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  Speaker 1: switch things out for my team? Or were you not
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  Speaker 1: in on the email or did you not see the email? No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see any email about anything like that. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Um, we're taking out everybody's computers
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  Speaker 1: and bringing in typewriters back to basics. That's what we're
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  Speaker 1: calling it. Yeah, I believe me. It was tough to
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  Speaker 1: track down enough typewriters. Not a lot of people are
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  Speaker 1: using them now. But back to basics for us. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna swap out all the computers of typewriters. What
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  Speaker 1: are you are you? Are you serious? Yes? I am.
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  Speaker 1: I personally I think it's a brilliant move. So you're
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  Speaker 1: pulling all of my team's computers and you're replacing them
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  Speaker 1: with typewriters. Yeah. Is this a joke? Are you seeing this?
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  Speaker 1: Is you kidding? Right? No, I'm not joking at all.
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  Speaker 1: Back to basics. Also, we're bringing it a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: fact machines because you're not gonna be able to email,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so if anybody wants to communicate with a client,
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  Speaker 1: they can do it over facts or rotary phone. This
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous. This them never gonna work. How are we
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  Speaker 1: going to cooperate or communicate with other companies with other people?
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  Speaker 1: And that's where I have to disagree with you, because
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  Speaker 1: our company was most profitable in the eighties, so we
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  Speaker 1: need to go back to that time. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: everybody was in the eighties, nobody had access to this technology.
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  Speaker 1: If you think it's that now, wait until this crap
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  Speaker 1: happens and nobody can get a hold of us, can't
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  Speaker 1: em up. This is forget. They can get a hold
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  Speaker 1: of you. All they have to do is facts you
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  Speaker 1: or give you a call on a landline. Not even
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  Speaker 1: nobody even has a fact machine anymore. Are you kidding me? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: well we do. We've got a lot of them, and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be called back. Doesn't make any sense. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you call it back to basics, but it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like back to stupid. If you want to know
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, it's never going to work. I can't do
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  Speaker 1: this to my team. They will kill me. I suppose
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  Speaker 1: that's why you're not in corporate management. This is a
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  Speaker 1: bold move. I'm sorry. Yeah, I guess the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand, well, I'm saying the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand this is probably because you aren't management material
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  Speaker 1: and bold moves. Kidding me? What was your name again?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Darvin Okayu, Darvin Well. I do not
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  Speaker 1: like the tune that you are taking with me and
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  Speaker 1: the way that you're talking to me when it's your
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  Speaker 1: dumbs that has come up with this idea to go
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  Speaker 1: breaking back to the age before technology. Who else is
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  Speaker 1: on this team that made this decision. I need some
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  Speaker 1: names of people that I can talk to. I'll have
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  Speaker 1: you know. The company has invested over three million dollars
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  Speaker 1: in typewriters, so we're a good three million dollars in typewriters.
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  Speaker 1: Who in the hell is in charge of this project?
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  Speaker 1: My people? You don't understand. They're going to look out
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  Speaker 1: the door. They're going to quit. Is that what you want? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It is? Actually you want is a quick I was
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to say that out loud. What I heard
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  Speaker 1: what you said? And this is what you're doing to us.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that you were trying to get people
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  Speaker 1: to quick? What the hell are you doing? What are
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  Speaker 1: you feeling? Sorry, it's a fax machine, Darvin up, and
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  Speaker 1: it's now a fact line, So please insert a paper
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  Speaker 1: piece of paper. Okay, what if I just tell you
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  Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call? What are you talking about? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your best friend
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  Speaker 1: Lauren set you up. Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: She told me about how you complain about your company
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  Speaker 1: for making terrible decisions. Oh my gosh, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to you, the stupidest HRL person in the
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  Speaker 1: whole Spring. Well you weren't. You were talking to a
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  Speaker 1: facts machine. Oh yeah,