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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Shaved Your Dog · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away Another the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hey, Um, this is Seth McElroy from grooming.
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  Speaker 1: Is H King Hathaway vandicapped there? Um that is my dog?
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  Speaker 1: This is the owner? Oh all right, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was a kind of a weird name.
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  Speaker 1: I was just reading off the sheet that I was given. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I think your dog is ready to be picked up? Okay, great? Um,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of dog? It's a beagle? Right? Um? No,
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  Speaker 1: it is not a beagle. It's a show dog. It's
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  Speaker 1: a serrel hound. Do you not know animals? You just
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  Speaker 1: said it's a show dog. Yes, this is a show dog,
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  Speaker 1: and you would know this if you were aware of
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  Speaker 1: the dogs you have in your facility. Do you do
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  Speaker 1: work with Angela? Can I please speak with her? She's
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  Speaker 1: always the one that contacts me about my dog. Well,
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  Speaker 1: see the thing is, Angela had an emergency, so she
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  Speaker 1: left and I'm taking over her workload for today. I
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  Speaker 1: always dropped my dog off with Angela, and there are
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  Speaker 1: certain certain standards that I need to have met. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I think I need to let you know something. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: your dog might look a little different when you come
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  Speaker 1: to pick him up. Just what happened. What happened, Tell
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  Speaker 1: me exactly what happened. So I was cutting the hair
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  Speaker 1: near his tail and kind of looked uneven with me,
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  Speaker 1: and then so I just went the whole way what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say it. Really I
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  Speaker 1: shaved all the hair off your dog. It was that God,
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  Speaker 1: I you know, I wish I could no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is not okay. I need to speak with your
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  Speaker 1: manager absolutely right now. This is a hundred percent in
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  Speaker 1: an emergency, man, I wouldn't be so quick to judge
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  Speaker 1: because you, I mean, you haven't even seen what he
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  Speaker 1: looks like. It actually looks pretty idiot. You should have
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  Speaker 1: a job. I think my friend should be looking for
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  Speaker 1: other places of employment. I would be there in fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Hair grows back, ma'am. Don't you bad to me. If
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  Speaker 1: I find you in a back alley, I will beat
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  Speaker 1: the living out of you. I think that we got
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  Speaker 1: off to the wrong foot and had a miscommunication you
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  Speaker 1: have nothing to worry about. I a miscommunication, you say, dog,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a miscommunication. That is you doing something inspectable. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I've I've fixed the problem. Oh, you just made
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  Speaker 1: my dogs hair grow. No. No, since we got off
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  Speaker 1: the phone a second ago, I just I've already started
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  Speaker 1: gluing the hair back on him, and by the time
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  Speaker 1: you get here, I should be completely done. I will
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  Speaker 1: sue you. I have lawyers, and I will own you.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think that you and you will Again,
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  Speaker 1: what if I told you it was a phone tap?
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  Speaker 1: Would that make a difference. If I told you that
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing was a joke, would that make a difference?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your friend Katie set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you? Are you saying everything is fine? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: everything is fine with your dog? Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: just happened to me. She said that you have a
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  Speaker 1: very nice show dog and you get very protective of it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you really take this show dog thing seriously, don't you. Well?
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  Speaker 1: What was your first clue? Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: removing ninety two point five