Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #10 Bank Complaint Replay
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- 0:18Speaker 1: We're starting the top ten phone taps of Christmas start now,
- 0:25Speaker 1: and we're starting with number ten. In this one, Brooke
- 0:29Speaker 1: and Jose actually teamed up to prank a guy who
- 0:31Speaker 1: needs help from his bank. Even though it's just a
- 0:36Speaker 1: simple problem, Jose runs into trouble and Brooke needs to
- 0:40Speaker 1: help out. Thank goodness, there are only a few cubicles
- 0:43Speaker 1: away from each other, so they can shout across the
- 0:45Speaker 1: bank to fix the Yes, that's right, and it's your
- 0:50Speaker 1: number ten phone tap of the year coming up right now. Hello. Hello,
- 0:56Speaker 1: I'm calling from customer service. My name's Rico. Is this
- 0:59Speaker 1: mister Anthony? Yeah? Hi? Hi? How are you on this
- 1:03Speaker 1: wonderful day? I'm okay, thanks, how are you? I'm doing wonderful, sir, fantastic.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Actually is a beautiful day. Look, I'm calling. I have
- 1:12Speaker 1: a note here said you had a little situation with
- 1:14Speaker 1: one of our services in regards to a money order. Yeah,
- 1:18Speaker 1: so two days ago I went into one of the
- 1:20Speaker 1: branches to allow of money order. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Hold on, I actually need to take a few notes.
- 1:25Speaker 1: If you don't mind, I'm just gonna log onto my
- 1:26Speaker 1: computer real quick. So one second. Okay, do you aren't
- 1:32Speaker 1: logged on before? You called me a dude? The dude? Oh? Whoops?
- 1:36Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe I did this wrong. One second. Let
- 1:38Speaker 1: me just try this again. One second. Oh, do you
- 1:42Speaker 1: do you want to call me back? Hello? I'm so sorry.
- 1:47Speaker 1: This is really weird. I just got locked. Oh my gosh, sir,
- 1:52Speaker 1: I just got locked out of my computer. Hold on,
- 1:54Speaker 1: let me just listen. Do you want to just call
- 1:57Speaker 1: me back? No? No, no, So this is very important, okay,
- 2:00Speaker 1: and I am no quitter. I'm a very good problem solver.
- 2:02Speaker 1: We are going to see this complaint through, okay, and
- 2:04Speaker 1: make sure that we get some of this handled for you.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how are you going to handle my problem
- 2:10Speaker 1: if you can't log into your computer. That's a good point.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I do have an idea, though. Hold on for me.
- 2:17Speaker 1: One second, Anthony. Okay, okay, hey Sandy, Yeah, Hey, I
- 2:25Speaker 1: got locked out on my computer, and I have a
- 2:28Speaker 1: really nice gentleman on the phone that I would still
- 2:30Speaker 1: love to help. Okay, okay, So he's gonna tell me
- 2:34Speaker 1: what happened, and then I'm going to relay it back
- 2:37Speaker 1: to you. Oh you want me to type what you say?
- 2:44Speaker 1: Seriously happening right now? Yes, that's exactly Okay, Okay, sorry
- 2:47Speaker 1: about that, Anthony. I am all set. So you were
- 2:50Speaker 1: talking about your money Order situation, right you said you
- 2:52Speaker 1: want to just transfer me to Sandy. No, no, no, no, no, no,
- 2:56Speaker 1: we are totally fine right now. I just I believe
- 2:59Speaker 1: the last thing you said was something about two days ago. Yeah,
- 3:02Speaker 1: two days ago, I went into one of your branches
- 3:04Speaker 1: at Money Order. Okay, hold on, hold on, hey, Sandy, Yeah,
- 3:10Speaker 1: he walked into one of our branches. He walked into
- 3:14Speaker 1: a branch. No, no, he walked into one of our locations,
- 3:20Speaker 1: not like a branch branch, It was one of our branches. Okay,
- 3:24Speaker 1: are you sure this is the most efficient way of
- 3:27Speaker 1: doing this? Well, I mean, not be the best way,
- 3:30Speaker 1: but it's a way. So so anyway, I'm sorry you
- 3:33Speaker 1: were saying something. You were just telling a story about.
- 3:36Speaker 1: I was trying to send a money order to my aunt.
- 3:39Speaker 1: My aunt. Okay, okay, hold on a second, hey, Sandy, Yeah,
- 3:44Speaker 1: he's trying to send a money order to his aunt.
- 3:48Speaker 1: He needed money to buy ans. It's the ants, it's
- 3:52Speaker 1: on and no. Yeah, actually that's actually a good question, sir.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Why were you buying ants? No, I wanted to send
- 3:58Speaker 1: money to my aunts, my mother's sister. I do not
- 4:01Speaker 1: want to buy ants. I was trying to send money
- 4:03Speaker 1: to a relative. Oh oh sorry, hey, Sandy, Yeah, yeah, hey,
- 4:07Speaker 1: it wasn't aunt's parl It was one ant like a family.
- 4:12Speaker 1: And then prans for me to the lady you're yelling at.
- 4:14Speaker 1: I will tell her directly. I know, right, his family
- 4:18Speaker 1: raises ants. Oh my god, I know. I think that
- 4:22Speaker 1: would be really cute too. Hello, excuse me, this is insane.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Your system clearly just out work. You're shouting back and forth.
- 4:29Speaker 1: None of you seem to have a high school diploma.
- 4:32Speaker 1: I mean counts first. Secondly, I've never had to transfer
- 4:36Speaker 1: a customer before. Just to let you know, I have
- 4:38Speaker 1: been all day trying to tell you a short story
- 4:41Speaker 1: and have you shouted back and forth across the office.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Is gonna take all day? Yeah, that would be frustrating. Hey, Sandy,
- 4:47Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gonna hang up and I don't
- 4:50Speaker 1: transfer him. He says, can you stop yelling at each other?
- 4:53Speaker 1: Just let me talk to her. Tell him it's a
- 4:55Speaker 1: prank phone call. Okay, won't hang up the that's a
- 5:00Speaker 1: good idea. I bet he has no idea. Hold on, Hello, sir,
- 5:03Speaker 1: I am about to Anthony. Yeah, Sandy wanted me to
- 5:06Speaker 1: tell you this is a prank phone call and that
- 5:07Speaker 1: was actually set up by your buddy Jason. What also,
- 5:11Speaker 1: how much for ants? I'm interesting? What are you talking about?
- 5:17Speaker 1: This is this is not your bank. This is actually
- 5:20Speaker 1: jose and Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
- 5:22Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you
- 5:23Speaker 1: right now. You steerious. You may actually want to call
- 5:29Speaker 1: your bank because this has not solved anything and wasted
- 5:32Speaker 1: your time on purpose. But that's our job here. I
- 5:34Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have to call Jason first. No, no,
- 5:37Speaker 1: no, no no, don't call Jason. I can talk to Jason.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Hold on. Hey, Jason, Yeah, he's only found for it.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Oh what an idiot? Yeah, I know, but don't tell
- 5:45Speaker 1: about his face. Hey, Jason said, you're smart dude, I'm sorry.
- 5:51Speaker 1: We're all a bunch of idiots. Dog, have a good day, Okay,
- 5:54Speaker 1: Go call your bank, have a nice day. Okay. He's
- 5:58Speaker 1: mad that was your rook ten phone tap of twenty
- 6:01Speaker 1: twenty two broken Jeffrey in the morning,