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my coochies burning & i got my dog high · Top Five

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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's going is it working?
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  Speaker 2: You're our technical producer, so I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't I see red line, So I think that's good.
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  Speaker 4: I can't see the board, and if I did, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't be able to know what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have the lights on so I
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  Speaker 1: can't see anything.
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  Speaker 4: You're feeling. Just feel around. You'll be fine, But I
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  Speaker 4: don't like overhead lighting. Okay, well, Hi, before we get
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  Speaker 4: into who we are and why we're doing, well, I
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  Speaker 4: guess we can say who we are. I'm Kaylin and
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  Speaker 4: that is Jason, one of my besties and also one
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  Speaker 4: of my coworkers. But before I get into why I
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  Speaker 4: wanted to start this podcast and what it's all about,
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  Speaker 4: I need to talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: I have some things that are burning a hole in
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  Speaker 2: my pocket. Oh me, yeah? Or them you you so?
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  Speaker 4: First of all, speaking of burning, as we're speaking, my
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  Speaker 4: kuchie is burning because I am having some health issues
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  Speaker 4: that involve my body.
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  Speaker 2: Things are out of line, very very out of line.
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  Speaker 1: Chiropractice.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, well, yeah, I'm trying to get it all sorted out.
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  Speaker 4: I guess there's a lot of head trauma that they see.
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  Speaker 4: They thought I was in a car accident, and so
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  Speaker 4: it may have been the three concussions that I've gotten
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  Speaker 4: over time, or a football player.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know. If you can't know someone
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  Speaker 2: has CT, I don't think until they're dead.
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  Speaker 1: But it stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember the viral video that was my pussy
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  Speaker 3: is burning, It's burning, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Me, that's literally me.
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  Speaker 4: Because anyways, long story short, I always said that if
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  Speaker 4: I made a podcast it would be short. I'm using
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  Speaker 4: that like bio freeze stuff on my body and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't bring it with me to work. So I looked
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  Speaker 4: in our little work we're at work right now, if
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  Speaker 4: you want to picture it, we're in a dark room
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  Speaker 4: at work, and I went into our first aid thing
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  Speaker 4: to find something comparable. And this shit says ten percent
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  Speaker 4: mental is stronger than my bio freeze at home.
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  Speaker 2: And I put it all over my.
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  Speaker 4: Neck, my back and my pussy and not my crack.
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  Speaker 2: But I was one down there.
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  Speaker 4: I went to the bathroom just now, because you and
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  Speaker 4: I both have to pee before everything, and I got
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  Speaker 4: some some menthal and my cuchie.
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  Speaker 2: So it's she is fresh right now. She is fresh.
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  Speaker 4: And if you remember, I've also done this with doctor
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  Speaker 4: Browner's shout out castile soap.
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  Speaker 2: I am an ecosystem. We all have an ecosystem.
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  Speaker 4: And I went to the guy know so much that
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  Speaker 4: they told me to stop coming because I was convinced
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  Speaker 4: I had an STD or STI I think we've reclassified
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  Speaker 4: them infections. And I kept going there, like, you have
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  Speaker 4: to stop coming, we have to us and we have
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  Speaker 4: to stop testing you because you don't have an STD.
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  Speaker 4: You burn your kuchi, right, did you use any new soap?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, hell yeah, I did, So there's that.
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  Speaker 4: But I need to tell you about the text I
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  Speaker 4: got while we were on the air this morning, because
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  Speaker 4: we are on a morning radio show together, and I
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  Speaker 4: decided I'm going to say it, even though I want
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  Speaker 4: to cry and scream and throw up.
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  Speaker 2: I may or may not.
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  Speaker 4: Have placed an edible somewhere that my dog, my nine
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  Speaker 4: year old dog, Willy little Girl, ingested, and she may
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  Speaker 4: or may not be under the covers with some Cheetos
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  Speaker 4: right now, riding out a gnarly high and.
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  Speaker 1: I love high dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Though it's so okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm coming to you from a place to where
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  Speaker 4: I've already worked through it, so I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: sound insensitive, but I fucking I wanted to start bawling
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  Speaker 4: on the air because I was like, I put this
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  Speaker 4: little creature in this place to be scared, and you
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  Speaker 4: know what I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, she may appear scared, but I bet she's having
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  Speaker 3: the time of her life.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my boyfriend, who it really is his dog, but
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  Speaker 4: once we started living together and dating, she kind of
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  Speaker 4: chose me as her person. And so I mean, I
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  Speaker 4: you know, I would have to get hurt and break
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  Speaker 4: up now at this point, which he begs to differ,
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  Speaker 4: but he's texting me trying to make me feel better
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  Speaker 4: about it because and I knew that I left the
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  Speaker 4: edible on the floor, but he's trying to make me
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  Speaker 4: feel better because he has done this before as well.
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  Speaker 4: So my girl has been high more than one. Same dog,
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  Speaker 4: Same dog. He's trying to make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: He knows how to.
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  Speaker 4: He's really good at talk, so he knows how to
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  Speaker 4: ride it out. He knows like, like she's okay. But
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  Speaker 4: I felt I wanted to burst out, and I started
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  Speaker 4: thinking I shouldn't have kids like this is this is
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  Speaker 4: fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: I feel so bad.
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  Speaker 4: So I've been keeping that one in my back pocket
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  Speaker 4: trying to be quiet about.
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  Speaker 1: That on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: So that that leads me into my night last night. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: And I did send you a picture of a bingo
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  Speaker 4: card and a blurry photo. Yes, yes, And I thought
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  Speaker 4: of you right away because I always make funny you
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  Speaker 4: because you're always talking about I need to play bingo
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  Speaker 4: and I didn't understand, and you're in a constant state
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  Speaker 4: of wanting to play bingo, and so I texted you. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: So here's my night last night. It was a normal Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I needed to borrow a suitcase from my friend Tatiana.
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  Speaker 4: Once she told me that she uses for travel, which
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  Speaker 4: God blessed Tatiana.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I know, I'm trying to use it
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  Speaker 2: for travel too.
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  Speaker 1: Suitcase.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, her travel suitcase.
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  Speaker 4: So I needed to borrow it because I live in
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  Speaker 4: a one bedroom. I don't have room for my big
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  Speaker 4: ass travel suitcase. Okay, So found someone I could borrow
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  Speaker 4: it from. She said, I get home from work between
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  Speaker 4: five and six, great, because we wake up early for work.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: She is extending and extending and extending. She's like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: putting a fire out at work. I'm sorry, I work, well,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say what she said about coworkers.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case.
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  Speaker 4: You know, She's just like, I'm putting a fire out
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  Speaker 4: and go yeah, like you know, any job, like you
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  Speaker 4: have to sometimes so you stay.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: So that was I played myself, thinking she'd get home
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  Speaker 4: between five or six. So I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, well I'm going to walk over to
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  Speaker 4: her place and I'll give Willy a wah along, you know,
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  Speaker 4: go ahead, killed two birds with one stone. It took
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  Speaker 4: so long that I started to get really anxious about
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  Speaker 4: our bedtime, like we all do. Like I was just like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: this is getting later and later and later.
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  Speaker 3: Found in the hours, like oh, if I go to
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  Speaker 3: sleep now, it's five hours. If I go to sleep now,
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  Speaker 3: it's six hours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm gonna walk Willy, my dog, who's
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  Speaker 4: now high right now currently, over to that area and
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  Speaker 4: see if there's like a CVS that I could maybe
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  Speaker 4: do some shopping or see if there's like a dog
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  Speaker 4: friendly place to take her. So I walk her over
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  Speaker 4: to the area, and whose house do I pass? Our
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  Speaker 4: friend Casey? Okay, I'm like, oh, Casey lives there, and
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  Speaker 4: so I text her, and I said, hey, are there
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  Speaker 4: any dog friendly places around here? And she said yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Clark Street is a dog friendly bar. I said, do
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  Speaker 4: you want to get one because I'm waiting for TATSI
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  Speaker 4: she you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: What I love about Casey is it took? She said yes.
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  Speaker 4: She was downstairs within three seconds and we were both
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  Speaker 4: in sweatpants and pajamas.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody that's just down for the cause.
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  Speaker 4: This is what I love about her. Yeah, so she's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'll get a drink whatever. Love love this car right
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  Speaker 4: on a Monday. And I should say that while I
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  Speaker 4: was on my walk. Before I left for the walk,
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  Speaker 4: because edibles helped me sleep, I put one in my bra. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: on the walk again as one would store. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so put one in there and I said, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: take half on this walk. So I'm just like lightly
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  Speaker 4: feeling a nice thing, and then I'll take the other
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  Speaker 4: half after I retrieve the suitcase. Okay, so I totally
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  Speaker 4: forget that I have taken half. I have another half
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  Speaker 4: in my bra, so totally forget about it. Meet up
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  Speaker 4: with Casey. Go to this bar that is no one's
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  Speaker 4: at this bar, not a single person, and Casey's like, goody, Well,
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  Speaker 4: Casey said.
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  Speaker 2: She's never seen it empty. So I go into the bar.
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  Speaker 4: Casey knows the entire staff at this bar, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: talking about she's talking about staff changes. She's talking about it,
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  Speaker 4: right because this bar is also open till four am,
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  Speaker 4: and it's right by her house.
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  Speaker 2: So this is her place.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is her cheers.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows her name.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so all of a sudden must have seen they yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and they love it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean right.
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  Speaker 4: They know that she always comes in and orders a rumplements,
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  Speaker 4: which is she's a psycho for that. She's a psycho,
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  Speaker 4: and I hate her for that. So we're talking reviving
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  Speaker 4: at the bar. I'm like, perfect, I'm just gonna get
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  Speaker 4: a double Woodford neat whiskey. Doesn't hang me over, just
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  Speaker 4: relax while I wait for Tatiana. Before long, the guy
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  Speaker 4: at the bar is telling me that it's bingo night.
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  Speaker 4: They're starting a new bingo night. Hell yeah, but again,
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  Speaker 4: it's like no one except for me and Casey, and
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  Speaker 4: I think maybe one guy who I kind of felt
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  Speaker 4: he was drinking by himself down the bar. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know why he was going through it, but it seemed
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  Speaker 4: like they knew him too, so that's his paragonive was
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  Speaker 4: there for.
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  Speaker 1: The bingo or that was a surprise to him as well.
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  Speaker 4: It was the first night they were doing the bingo
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  Speaker 4: and there are big prizes. So my thoughts like, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, I gotta bring Jason back here every Monday
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  Speaker 4: night if you want to him Monday bingo. Perfect, right,
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  Speaker 4: perfect a dog there, he can have a dog there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is my new spot, Like I am vibing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So they they don't ask, they force me to
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  Speaker 4: play bingo like every like because and now all the
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  Speaker 4: employees are playing because no one's in there. And first
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  Speaker 4: of all shenanigans because every winner of like Big Presidence
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  Speaker 4: worked there.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: Bas that seems internal.
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  Speaker 4: It's yeah, it seems internal. And I was really close
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  Speaker 4: with the one I sent you.
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  Speaker 3: So you're close with like multiple rows. Yeah, you were
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  Speaker 3: like missing one on like three different bingos.
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  Speaker 2: It's a metaphor for my life. Yes, I'm just a.
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  Speaker 1: Thought like this would be killed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, although twenty twenty four I did have a lucky year,
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  Speaker 4: but now I think we're back to my normal luck.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I was very close in like every option.
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  Speaker 4: But midway through bingo, I start to get really fucking
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  Speaker 4: high because I forgot that I took the edible for
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  Speaker 4: like I just thought I was going to see a
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  Speaker 4: friend walk there, walk home. Yeah, And I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god. So I text my boyfriend. I'm like, you
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  Speaker 4: gotta get over here, Like I don't know if I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna be like carry this suitcase. I'm like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, they're forcing me to play bingo.
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  Speaker 4: I already feel drunk, and now I'm so high, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm so scared because it's like all eyes are on
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  Speaker 4: you because you're the only customers, and there's bingo. There
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  Speaker 4: was bar snacks, which like I do miss a good
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  Speaker 4: bar snack, but.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, open bulls like pre covid.
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  Speaker 4: It was so wonderful. There was popcorn whatever. Willie was
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  Speaker 4: having a time. She was vibing, Oh my god, they
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  Speaker 4: have popcorn nuts. It was so great. It was the spot.
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  Speaker 4: But I was getting scared because I was getting high
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  Speaker 4: and I was terrified, and my boyfriend kept taking fucking
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  Speaker 4: forever and he finally gets there, and then he wants
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  Speaker 4: a damn drink, even though Tatiana, by the way, has
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  Speaker 4: just let me know that she forgot to tell me
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  Speaker 4: that she got home a while ago. So I'm I
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  Speaker 4: went to go walk to a friend's house and I'm
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  Speaker 4: now drunk and high playing bingo at a bar, okay
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  Speaker 4: on a Monday, on.
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  Speaker 2: A fucking Monday. And my boyfriend's like, what is.
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  Speaker 4: Going on with you and Casey? And so he gets
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  Speaker 4: there and he wants to drink. So then we're staying
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  Speaker 4: there for more and and there's shot Like I'm not
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  Speaker 4: doing shots. I'm like, I need to get the hell
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  Speaker 4: out of here, but he does a shot and Casey does.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, you guys like this is
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  Speaker 2: this is not good. So basically.
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  Speaker 4: Because Casey is a makeup artist and doesn't have normal
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  Speaker 4: hours and she I don't know, it's just like a
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  Speaker 4: fun guy, right yeah. So but I'm I'm looking at
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  Speaker 4: him like doing the like like Parabella, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't ask him to pay, but he did,
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  Speaker 2: but so okay.
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  Speaker 4: So then very very high and drunk go over to
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  Speaker 4: Tatianas to retrieve the suitcase. I've never seen Wally around
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  Speaker 4: a pregnant person, though, and it was so sweet. She
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  Speaker 4: usually like barks at people, doesn't really love women, and
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  Speaker 4: she was laying at her feet.
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  Speaker 1: It was so to see.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but but Tatsi's then going around showing me the
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  Speaker 4: nursery and all this stuff, and I like, the walls
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  Speaker 4: are bouncing and I'm like, I like.
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  Speaker 2: So that was my night last night.
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  Speaker 4: And somehow through all of it, these issues I'm having
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  Speaker 4: with my body, like my jaw was like locking up.
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  Speaker 2: So it was we had a time.
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  Speaker 4: So I after this have to go home and take
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  Speaker 4: care of a high dog.
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  Speaker 1: And somehow when you got undress last night.
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  Speaker 5: I missed the whole moral of the story. Okay, So yes,
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  Speaker 5: that is how Thank you Jason. This is why I
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  Speaker 5: need you in my life. Halen ad d yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 4: So when I got home drunk and high, I think
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  Speaker 4: I ripped all my clothes off, as you know I
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  Speaker 4: do secondhand from me telling drunk. Halen just takes her
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  Speaker 4: clothes off, and I demanded my boyfriend make me a
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  Speaker 4: grilled cheese. And that's all I wanted for some reason.
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  Speaker 2: Was a grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 4: He makes a really good grilled cheese, I bet, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean making real yeah some ship literally he's wild
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  Speaker 4: for that.
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  Speaker 2: But so all I wanted was a.
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  Speaker 1: Grilled cheese, like five different types of cheeses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does. He does that. It's crazy. So, yes,
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  Speaker 2: the the gummy must have fallen out.
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  Speaker 4: Now I remembered this, and in the morning, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: oh shit, I'm like Shane, like they're maybe a gummy
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  Speaker 4: some where.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really worried.
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  Speaker 4: About it because I don't know if I took the
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  Speaker 4: second half or not.
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  Speaker 2: I did not take the second.
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  Speaker 4: Half, and I looked, I looked by my bra, looked everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: But I think by then it probably was too like
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  Speaker 4: she was like really like cuddly this.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, like kind of like lethargic, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, she's.
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  Speaker 4: Because usually she'll sleep with just me and if he
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  Speaker 4: gets in the bed, she leaves because it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: She thinks it's her bad and she's pissed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, our bed that we share, and so she was
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  Speaker 4: very cuddly and very like staying in one spot. So
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  Speaker 4: he texted me while we're on the air, I think
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  Speaker 4: I know where that gummy went. And I said, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, you found it and he said no, but
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  Speaker 4: I know where it went. And he sent me, let
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  Speaker 4: me show you this photo and he said, he said, baby,
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  Speaker 4: she's in the clouds.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, here's the latest update. But this wasn't the first one.
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  Speaker 1: I wait, I want to zoom in on her eyes please.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's I mean, why did you abuse me?
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  Speaker 1: One eye straight? When eyes like?
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  Speaker 2: Please look at the hold on? Wait wait, okay, no,
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was saying something else. Here's the I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for the.
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  Speaker 4: Like he's been sending me a series of fucking she's no,
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  Speaker 4: like she just needs some good snacks.
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  Speaker 3: I mean like, oh my god, just wrapped in bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we need to put these pictures up.
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  Speaker 4: We will she he says, she can't walk straight and
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  Speaker 4: she didn't pee. Oh no, there's a video. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 4: send you this after maybe we can post it. But
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  Speaker 4: so I feel I feel we're laughing about it.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel really bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't feel bad. I think she is. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: she is having a great Tuesday right now.
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  Speaker 2: I hope. So, I hope it's a good trip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Sometimes people, you know, not people and just need to,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: you know, release from reality for a little bit.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I know they give like cbdida dogs when they're scared
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: up car rides, But.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I actually wanted to try it for our little dog.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: She's like fucking nuts. Yeah, so I was like, she
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: needs to be like that, Like I need to give
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: her that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: So, I mean CBD is a better route than a
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: ten milligram.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's marijuana.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: It's not, but like you can get so high that
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: things start to like she's probably like, that's a lot
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: for me to take is ten milligram, So I can
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: only miss right half of a twenty though. Oh you're ringing?
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Was that Lady Gaga?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood started playing you?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm being plaid off for this story. Yeah,
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: I feel I feel horrible, weird.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't feel weird. You shouldn't. You shouldn't not weird,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't feel bad.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: But I'm never going to keep anything in my brog
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: and I think that this is my Really, I don't.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think I can be doing that again, I know,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I I don't know, so, I uh, We're about to
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: be eating some cheetos when we get home, and you know,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: watching some cartoons. I guess, I don't know. Got to
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: get her through, I cancel the rest of my day
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: just so I can hold her.
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: But I don't know, you know, so I'm right, Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: I'm sure if I talk about it on the air,
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna get called like an abuser.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, whether you talk about that or anything, we're
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: gonna get called something.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: So that's true. That's true.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: So I guess I should probably explain what the hell
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: we're doing here and who we are. So, yes, we
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: we are besties, we are co workers. We're on a
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: morning radio show, and I I feel like these days,
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: even people who aren't in radio, everybody has a damn podcast.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: And I always wanted to start one, but I was like,
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I only want to do things that are original, and
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like so many things have been done. And
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: so I realized something I always say, and I'm sure
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: you've heard me say it, is like that's top five
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: You know, that's top five. That's not always in my
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: top five.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I think most recently, I told you L's DJ better
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Off Alone was in my top five.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was shocking in your shot top five, right,
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: top And there's more than five spots in things that
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I say my top five.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, this is a good thing.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: You know, Once a week I can pick five things
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: that I'm obsessed with you can pick five things that
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: you're obsessed with.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it can be quick and painless and.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: The easiest prep ever. Yeah, to be honest, yeah, zero prep.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm at any given time, I'm obsessed with
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: at least twenty things.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, so so we have content for two episodes at
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: least yeah, well, no, it would be five, right.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know math?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Ok Yeah, five is hard. Yeah, so technically it's I mean,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: we're doing ten things, but yeah, you know, but it's
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: our five. It's each of our five.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I didn't do that. Did you do like a
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: ranking order? I just like sort of listed I can.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Go on a R No, it can be in no
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: particular or cool.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Well, so I sort of like pulled from like what
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like. The first one is like what I'm watching
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: right now, because like that's what I'm obsessed with. And
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I already told you this, but I want it by
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: My obsession continued last night because now I've started to
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: DVR episodes of the Real Housewives and so would You've
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: been trying to get me to do for many decade.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Probably at this Yeah, before I even met you, I
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: was trying to get you to watch, and it just
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: so happened.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I was just laying on the couch Sunday morning. Sunday
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: morning is like my morning, like right, get up, very slow,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: make coffee. I had a pop tart and I was
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: just laying on the couch and I was like, I
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: was like, let me turn on Bravo.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Like never, I've never watched Bravo.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: In my entire literally.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I'm the worst gay. I'll do e.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: But normally I'm like I'm either watching reruns of the
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Office or The Golden Girls or like Murder Mystery like
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: shtu oh yeah, we would have a and E out
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: all the time. Like I'm watching like stuff about murder whatever.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: So I like turning on The Real Housewives around and
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, let me give it a shot.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And it's the Potomac like city, which I didn't know
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: that was a city. Is it a city.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's it's a place in d C.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because I know, like the we're talking about
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: the river right, yeah, but the lake but really awful reasons.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: But I watched started watching that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And it's an area or city and I know it's
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: in d C.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But anyway, so I started watching it, and it
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: was like one of those shows where I like, obviously
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I got I picked up right in like the middle
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: of this episode, which is right in the middle of
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: a season, like I started fresh or whatever. But I
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: was like immediately hooked, Like within one episode, I already
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: like knew who I liked, knew who I didn't like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: and I wanted to tell you who I liked the most.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, so funny enough. I don't actually watch Potomac, but
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: I know the character. So who do you like the most?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Ashley? I like who she was. There's a lot of divorce.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know every city is like, but everyone's going
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: through a divorce. So she's going through a divorce. She
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: has two like beautiful children. But I loved her spirit.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: But I also love that like she randomly likes to
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: dress up as a drag king and like go and
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: do shows, like she says, a very cool like spirit.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: And was she with Michael I don't remember because one
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: of their, one of the ones getting a divorce grabbed
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: a allegedly grabbed a Bravo cameraman's ass.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like yeah, wait the guy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: The husband did so I think one of their Yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: so I I is it Ashley Darby?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was her ex.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't. I didn't see her ex.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, like where I picked up, she's like already going,
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: she's just starting the actual proceedings.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But they've been separated for a while.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so now I'm watching that. She's my favorite.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: So now I'm watching that, and I had to put
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: it as one of my top five because I'm so
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: proud a that I am watching it and I like it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I know that you would be so proud of me.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: I'm so proud and there's something about that similar in
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: my top vibe.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: So that's very funny. That's fair.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Fair.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Are you close enough to the mic? I mean you're
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the technical Okay, Okay, good, Okay, I don't know.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy, but I'm also so annoyed because you
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: don't listen to me when I tell you.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I think you would like this.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: It takes me years to finally get there to that point,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: and then I'm I'm very grateful.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: It's a gateway direct you're about to be You're about
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: to be annoying, like I am.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I'm really excited, and I just want like, I'm just
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: a huge fan of just mindless shit and sometimes I
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: just like to have stuff on in the background.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It's my xanax.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: It's like watching middle aged women yell at each other
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: is very calming to me.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I love it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's my first one. You want to give
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: your first one?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Oh? Do you want to do like one for one?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, perfect, okay, so let me.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Plus your ship. We could do any way you want.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Oh I don't. I mean, we can try it all
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: the way. So I don't care. I'm thinking about my
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: little high dog. Okay.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: So number one should I do the related Yeah? Okay,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: so in no particular order. One thing on my list
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, so hear
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: me out. I don't remember when I said this, but
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I made some flippant comment on the air. I think
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know who I was talking to you, but
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I was saying, if if you're gonna start with the Housewives,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I would recommend you start with Salt Lake City.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Now, it's a newer franchise.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: So most people would say start with the OG, which
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: is Orange County that's been on the longest but I
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: think if someone wants to dip their toe and see
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: if they.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Like it, it's.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Newer, so there's only like maybe four or five seasons,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: so it's not too much to take on. And I
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: really think that they have just had fire seasons every
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: single time there's been a an arrest made by the
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: FBI live on camera. There has been a woman who
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: married her grandpa because that was her grandma's die wish
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: was yes, who yes, I'm trying.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: To think what else there is.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: There has been a woman that pretended to be like
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: a housewife and friends with them, but she was a
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: secret blogger, like talking shit about them the whole time.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: It is the most and so since I said that
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: on the air, the thing I get the most messages
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: about is I just want to thank you. I started
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: the Real House of the Salt Lake City and it
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: changed my life.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Like a teacher was like I needed something mindless overbreak.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: So I'm getting all these updates, so I really feel
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: now more assured in my decision that that's a good
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: place to start. We also, our morning radio show is
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: also now on in Salt Lake City.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: It might make sense to do, but I'm just happy
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: that you're watching The Real Housewives.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did have a question, and maybe this is
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: different for every city.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: But do they know each Do these people know each.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Other prior to the show or is like every relationship
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: different sort of thing? Do they know of each other?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Because it seems like they're like, oh, my my friends
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: were all friends. It's like this like yeah, close knit
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: group and they I feel like they've known each other
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: for a long time. But I'm also like, did they
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: just get put together because of the show or is
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: every city like different?
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: So every ideally you start with a group of friends
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: and and my you know, all my experience watching reality TV,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: that's the most authentic when they try to like force things,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: it doesn't work now with the Housewives because there's so
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: many cities and now it's its own thing. Typically, how
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: it works and they have known each other on Potomac
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: for a while because it's been on forever, so they
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: really know each other, but they are in the same city.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of them have mutuals.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: And then how it would work is a lot of
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: people join the show if you're new on the cast
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: as a friend of someone already on the cast. So
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: typically people are recommending, Hey, this girl would be great. Hey,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: you guys should audition her.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: So typically there are some real ties, but it is
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: a group of women who are put together who probably
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be spending this much time together. But then obviously
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: real friendships come about as well.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And you know that's not even to mention.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: There's the there's a whole they're spin off, it's a
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: whole thing. But yeah, so they some of most of
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: them are. Some of them have at least a connection. Yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: who did you not like the grand Dame? Have you
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: met the grand dam? Oh?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Karen Huger, Oh is she the old d u?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, I'm not gonna say that about a woman
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: while being recorded. I don't know what hell old is
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: to you. Your boyfriend's fourteen years older than you, so
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, because I was trying to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: figure it out. I was like, is she old?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Like trying like whatever she's And then I met her husband,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: like her husband, I was like, oh, yeah, they're old.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, but she's got it together.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: But yeah, there's some shady I don't know what happened,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Like there's little like she kept saying her accident, her accident,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: in her accident, and then the DUI started. So I
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: don't know like how it ends yet. I'm like still
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: in flux figuring it out.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: But yeah, there apparently is like video shown at some
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: point that's really bad. But yeah, she the grand dam
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: got herself a dewey and I think she was already
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: charged with it, so I can say that. But yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: it's yeah, but that's what she calls herself.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, we'll see how that unfolds. I mean,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I now I'm to the point where I'm DVR ing them.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: So period, this has never been happier.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Should I go to my next one?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, So then we're taking a hard rite and I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: and then my brain went to food, right, And so
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I actually told you I made this last night. But
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: we're both very like full food motivated and so like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I look for a very easy recipe to make because
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: A I can't cook, and B I try to get
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: fancy sometimes and my boyfriend hates it. So I wanted
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: to tell you what's in my taco pasta. So I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: gonna give you a little description of how I make it,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: and you can tell me like how whatever.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you start off with, well, you would.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Have to use something different because you don't eat meat
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: beef but ground me right, okay, so we're like getting
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: that taco meat together.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: You do obviously water, I use taco seasoning, but like
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: the hot kind because we like spice, and then I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: do a can of the rotel, tomato and chili. Okay,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: mix that all up. And then this is where it
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: gets amazing. You make two boxes of Valveda shells, mix
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: it with the meats, so now you have like cheesy
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: tacoy whatever. And then this part's really gross, but it's
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: so good. I make either tater tots or like the
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: little potato rounds in the air fryer, and you use
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: that as your base, and then you put the taco pasta.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: So you're making what's it called in Minnesota a hot
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: pot or a hot dish some.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Sort of in the Midwest. We love everything's I will
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: bake anything.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I will bake anything.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: But so you like make your plate and you put
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: the little potatoes and you put the pasta. It's like
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: a little bit of like salty, crunchy TACOI oh cheesy,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: it's my.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Favorite thing I make.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I mean that sounds unreal and the extra creaminess from
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: the velveta over like a craft situation. Yes, my mouth
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: is watching right now. But you did mention that your
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: boyfriend has double dragon today, so.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I'm also wondering.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm fine, right.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You're fine, and you usually aren't so.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna eat my leftover.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I want some.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I'm sad you made it with beef, so I can't
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: try it. Okay, should I go?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Okay? So next is short and sweet.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: But you know Lola Young, I've been yapping your ear
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: off about her. She's the one who sings the viral
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: messy song on TikTok.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, I love her voice.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It's a nuts love her it give she gives like
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: kind of like Adell but naughtier. I feel like, yeah
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: with e Mulish got piercing tattoos.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, I love her.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I never realized once I started listening to her music
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: how many of her songs are actually like bites on
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: TikTok other than Messy. I didn't know that, but I
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: have very much been invested in this Brianna Lapellia. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: think I heard her say you don't say the g
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Brianna chicken fry with the whole Zach Bryan thing, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: it was a whole whatever.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: But she went to the Lola Young concert.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: She's always posted about her, she's always been a fan,
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: and she posted Lola singing the song you noticed, and
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, wow, that's really beautiful, so I downloaded it. Specifically,
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: that song you noticed is like, I'm addicted to it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I listen it's it's been so long that I've just over,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: like I started over after I'm done listening to it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I love it so much. I love I love I'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: playing it's a hell yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: It's Helen Back and I'm a lyrics girl and I'm
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: a sad girl. So the song is essentially about someone
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: who's like kind of doesn't have great views on love
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: and is just like I know this is gonna end,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: like I know this is not gonna go well, just
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: like pessimistic about love. And it's about I don't know
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: if she's singing about a dude. I'm not sure her
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: sexual orientation. I think it's a dude that she's you know,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: But basically, like you noticed little things that I was
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: doing and like it's starting to make her feel loved,
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: and there's a lyric like I even tried to not
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: love you tonight and you noticed.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It's like a very I don't know. I love the song.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: That's really sweet.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I like been watching like live videos of her on
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: my for you page and I'm just like obsessed with
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: her voice.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I had to check out the rest of us.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I am too.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say it's on the latest album. It's
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: the only set like slow song that sounds like that. Okay,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: but I really think I mean, obviously she's already here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: She's not up and coming.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: She has a million followers on Instagram, but I just
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know if everybody knows about how amazing she
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: is and specifically that song. But she has other really
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: really good songs and she's a talented artist.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: So that's my cross Uh. We're obviously based in Chicago.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I have my fingers crossed for a Lollapalooza appearance legit.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: It would probably be yea like a Chapel situation where
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: when she was booked, you know, one thing, and then
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: the crowd was crazy.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: It's so funny.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I love that our lists are like not like the same,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: but we sort of like are on the same wavelength.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: But my next one literally my number three, so I
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: didn't even switch the order around.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Wait one second, did you see on the Grammys that
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: they showed the Lallapalooza.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Crowd for Chapel.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that was really cool.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna tree somewhere we're there because
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I couldn't see anything.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: It's so cool though, to be featured like that, she
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: said that was like a huge moment for her.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Was like, that's not yes, okay, go ahead.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: So my number three is music related to which is
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: so crazy. But I literally just wrote number three like
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I gave a little description because everything except this one,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I just have number three sizza because I am back
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in Scissa's like gris grisp, grasp.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but I get.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It, Like christ was what I fed Mike. That's why
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: he's sick.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Last so so she obviously let out SOS, which we
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: saw her live. Obviously insane. The album was everything. I loved,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: every single song, and then she waited a year and
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: a half in Truce is a fashion to let out The.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Deluge wasn't even a new album.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Right, which is just like half of a new album,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: but it's all listening to Like literally, she has a
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: song called year Turn on the new album or the
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: new part of the album, which is so freaking good,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: but like this is the only one that like, I
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: don't I when I love an album, like I, like
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I said, I play it out like every time I'm
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: in the car, I'm listening to the same album, and
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: then it takes a lot for me to like go back.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: But like, because she waited so long, it was almost
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: like wait, like I love this album, so now I'm
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: like back and like now I'm back, like repeating it
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: over and over again. It's like, Okay, well maybe this
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: is a good model because I feel like artists right
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: now are doing like a money grab where it's like, okay,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: we let out the we let out the album, right,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: and you do your physical format, you're on streaming whatever,
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: and then in like two weeks later, you're letting out
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: a deluxe and making people buy it all again. Right,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: so it's like, okay, you got you. Let us sit
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: with this album which is so so so good, and
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: then re release it with new songs, and now I'm
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: like back in it, and I just love Sissa. She's
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: like coming on tour with Kendrick. I'm like, I can't
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: wait for that show. So alive is amazing. I live
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: for her. At the Grammy, she didn't even walk the carpet.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: She just showed up looking amazing. She got a number
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: one movie with the movie with Keiki Palmer, like nuts, like,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: she's just like everything right now.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: And she's secretly like well not secretly, but she's like
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: a nerd as well, which I think is crazy because
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: she's so I've been screaming for like twenty years that
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: SAYSA is one of the hottest people that exists. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: our friend Keiky was like, yeah, I didn't see it
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: until recently. I feel like she's she's so beautiful. And
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: when you when I went to the concert with you,
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I knew some of the album and stuff, but that
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: converted me. And that happens to me a lot, Like
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: it's hard, I feel like to have a really good,
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: good live show, especially when you're an R and B
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: girly and there was dancing, there was set changes. Her
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: voice is beautiful, So I that made me a fan
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: of hers even more so because I think and I
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: always say, you know, there's certain shows that people just
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: have to see that anyone would enjoy, and I that
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: was one of them. I told when she came back
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: around anyone that could get tickets to go to.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Go, I mean, And she actually made me like really
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: realize that, like I dove more into like R and
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: B because I was like, wait, like I've never always
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've I liked R and B and it's
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: been more of like the hit R and B. You know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I never like dove into actually the genre. But I
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: was like, wait, I'm a fan.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I love it and I love her.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: My number three is just Sizza.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: No, I did it. That's how I wrote mine too.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: What do I want to do next?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: So this is just short and sweet because it may
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: not necessarily apply to you, but obviously you grew up
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: with Luguda Beach and the Hills, yes, okay, And.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: And my am I a number three? I'm a number three.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: My number three is Love Wellness, which is low Bosworth's company.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so this.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Is not new, but I now feel like I've tried
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: enough of her supplements and stuff to say that it
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: really works. So a while ago she made Yeah it's
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: like a she made like a vitamin company, or even
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: more than that, for directed towards women. There's like something
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: called the Killer, which will if you PLoP that thing
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: up your badge, it'll take away.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a that's a suppository.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you feel a little yeasty coming on
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: or whatever, you pop something up there. She has probiotics,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: so you know some things that could be anyone. She
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: has fiber pills, she has just like vaginal health supplements
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: and it's all really good and I, yeah, I can't
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: recommend it enough. I was having TMI. But us we
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: have the opposite problem. I have been having a problem
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: where I can't really go number two. It's it's been
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: getting to places where it's like ten days and we're
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: not going.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like added stress.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: It started with traveling, which always does it to me
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: in stress, but then like it's become like kind of
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: a constant problem. I don't know if it's because I
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: moved in with my boyfriend and like the time that
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I would be shitting is like when I get home
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: is like he's still there. I don't, like, I don't
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: know what's happened, but I bought her probiotics, which everyone
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: should take that might even be on another list somewhere.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Do you take them?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I don't like gut health.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: We don't know how, we didn't know years ago how
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: important it really is. But hers, I think is a
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: pro and a prebiotic. And then I got her Sparkle
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: fiber and honey, we're good, We're regular.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I've used, like I said, yes, the boric acid up.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: The kuchi, so just to shut the boric acid that,
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: you know what, that'll be another that'll be a topic
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: for another day. But every woman, I will my ecosysm.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Every woman needs work acid. But that's that's a whole
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: thing that I'm not trying to get into right now.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: But shout out to low Bosworth because her company and
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: and and nothing that I I mean, you can sponsor
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: me if you want, but.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: We're not choosing things on our list that are for this.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: No, no, this is I don't know if this will
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: ever be heard by anyone, but like prayers up, So
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: shout out to low Bosworth. Oh, good for her crushing it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: And I think she just got engaged to so finger
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: ass girlfriend. I was.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: You weren't Yeah she's yeah, but like on the show,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't really like Lauren and I associated them together,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: so that's probably why.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: But she always seemed nice enough. But yeah, thanks for
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Vaginas now so she's she really is?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I love you for that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, my badge, thanks you.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: My number four is I want you probably don't know
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: who this person is, but I want to give her
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: a special shout out because I currently stand one of
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: my queens that I stand right now, uh, Caitlyn Collins.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: She's on CNN, okay, and she's brunette. She always has
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: a very like stern look on her face. But okay,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: the reason that I love her is because she started
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: off as a White House correspondent, so they would like
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: throw to her. You've seen her before probably what happens
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: with Oh okay gregor Greg. Yeah, she seems like one
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: of those girlies that would like do that. Yes, So
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: she started off as a White House correspondent where like
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: they would like throw to her to like do a
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: report or whatever. Well, now she has her own show, okay,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: and so she comes on right right after My Booth
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: and Anderson and my favorite thing. And I'm not making
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: this political because I would care about this for any
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: eat whatever, but you can, okay. My favorite thing is
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: that she goes in and you know, like after they
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: do like press briefings, then like each report each out,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: like it's like ask a question, right, and like she
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: will always go to the jugular with Trump, like go
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: for the like she will like flat, like she does
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: not care. She walks in. She fucking has the stone
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: as face. But she does show emotion on her own show.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: She does very touching stories and like even last night
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: she was interviewing a family from a recent tragedy and
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: like she was like tearing up and I actually felt
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: like a moment like oh my god, like you know,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: empathetic because she is very serious and stern, but like
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: she will always just be like well, like one of
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: the questions she asked the night was, you know, we
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: don't even have all the information about this, so aren't
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: you jumping the guna and blaming this.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You know whatever?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: That question?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, girl, Like I just like love her and I
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: love that like she's because you know, it pisses him
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: the fuck off that this girl is coming right and
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: asking these questions like every time when he just like
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: struggles out that's not a very you know smart question,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: like no, it is a very smart like why don't
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: you answer?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Isn't that the one where he said, she said, how
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: do you know this? And he said, because I have
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: common sense and most people don't, like just a very black.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Like nay I saw. I thought the same thing.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: She is a voice in that room for like people
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: that I want to say, like us that like would
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: ask these type of questions, you know, And I and
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I love that she. It's got to be so intimidating
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: to like walk in the fucking White House and like
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: stand in front of a president and like ask those questions.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: But it's like she asks the ones that like are legit,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: you know. And I'm not saying she's the only one.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Everyone does a great job, but like, you know, I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: just love that she is, like, you know, a younger
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: female that like can walk in and just feel empowered
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: to like ask things and say things that like you
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: know are real, you know, like and you're not trying
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: to you know, impress anybody or whatever.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: So shout out Caitlyn Collins. I love her. She got
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: an Instagram follow for me this week, and hell.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she seems great and is on like a very
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: basic sense we are both people that need to understand
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: how something is working.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and right, you can't just tell me something without
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: like the background of like how we got here, right,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: So like you're saying it's this over here, but like
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: what what are the reasons?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: If the investigation is still ongoing?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Right, no matter who it is, whatever you tell me
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: and are just gonna blindly believe. And I would like to
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: know the backstory, right and sometimes right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: And sometimes for me like because I'm a very like
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it comes off like maybe rude, but
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I'm genuinely like I need to see how something is
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: working or understand to understand the full concept, I guess,
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: And it's so I I appreciate that question on just
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: like a basic level as well.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: But I like her and she is a bravo girlly.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: We love that for her. Okay, we're on four right, Okay,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: two more? Okay. Clothing rental.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Clothing rental is my fourth and my friends, I have
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: to give them credit, have been renting clothes for a while. Yes, yes,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: formally rent the runway, but we jokingly call it rent
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: the rack. No, it's rent the runway. But yeah, our
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: coworker calls it rent the rack because I don't know,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: maybe he said it one time and it stuck, but no,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: it's rent to run And I always was like, I
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: don't know, like it feels weird renting clothes like other
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: people have more in it whatever, and rent the runway.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: I think of more like if you're going to a wedding,
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: you rent a dress or whatever. And I actually am
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: doing it with a different company called Newly and you
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: and you U l y and again this is not
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: sponsored at all, like at all, but holler if you
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: want a sponsor. And so recently when I moved in
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: with my boyfriend and realized that I have taken up
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: all of the closet space in our entire apartment and
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: he literally has like a little sliver, I was like, okay,
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I have so much shit.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I can't keep adding to shit.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: And we go to all these events and like, for example,
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: jingle Ball, I'll buy something cheap that's like a look
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: for jingle Ball and I'll maybe wear it once more.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe, and it's just taking up space.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: You know, my jingle Ball fit is still sitting in
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: the bag that I brought it home from the arena,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: and oh wow, wash yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: So it's just like, yeah, like that pink metallic dress,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: It's like how many times can I wear that?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: You know whatever?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: And so I was just like, Okay, I really need
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: to chill on buying shit. It's all so sustainable, which
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: we love, and I'm like, I'm just gonna try this.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: So my first order I tried was a while ago.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I had a wedding and it was in Detroit, where
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I'm from. I just ordered six dresses to my friend's
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: house and then tried them all on and was able
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: to use one of those for the wedding, and that
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: was wonderful, and I kept it going. I do like
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I think it's like ninety something and you get six
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: items a month.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: But for example, oh, it's a membership.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a membership, so and you can pose
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: it at any time. But like, for example, we are
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: going to Salt Lake City for work upcoming, and you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: sometimes on trips you're like I hate everything I have
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: I want to you know, but you can rent jackets.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: You can rent everything.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Obviously, they clean stuff when you send it back, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: then everybody leaves reviews. So if something is you know,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: on its last leg and kind of worn out. People
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: will write that, and then you know, I'll be like, Okay,
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to rent that. You also have the option,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: if you love something, to buy at a discounted price.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: So I have bought a ton of shit that I
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: rented that I like, and it's discounted because it's gently
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: used and but you know what I mean, it's like
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: a little If you don't like it, they send you
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: a clothing, you send it back. So I've just been
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: loving it because I feel like I'm not buying as
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: much stuff that I don't need.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my only experience with that is like tuxedos, right,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: like weddings or whatever, and I have to actually go
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: get fitted for one yea for a wedding that I
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: have later this year.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: But it always sort of like weirds me out.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I know, and I was there. I was totally there.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: I will say a lot of the stuff I've gotten
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: from them has had the tags on, which my friend
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: told me means it hasn't been used because they're always
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: buying to keep up with the trends, new stuff.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Wait, so does this company own the garments or it's
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: coming from O Okay, got it?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Owned?
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: So you rent it from this. It's got a website
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: like any clothing store. Would you go through, you go
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: size whatever, And a lot of the stuff I get
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: because I because I'm so trendy and I'm going for
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: the new stuff has a tag already on it. So
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: like I bought a Jeene skirt at discounted price and
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: you know it was new.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: How long do you get to keep that?
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I think it's like a I don't know, because I
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: always just send it back right when it tells me
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: it's time to like fill my new box.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, yeah, well.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: The clean and everything, and I was I was really
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: weirded out at first, but I actually am not anymore.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: And the stuff has always been clean and not stained
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: and whatever and why not.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm on board these days. I just actually
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: just got my box for uh Salt Lake, so I
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: go home. I'm going to see if anything like I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Will be wearing the same five shirts.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: That's all. I don't care. I don't care. It's a
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: meat problem.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You're doing laundry today and they just go right to
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the top of the pile.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: And manham, it's so easy because I wouldn't even notice,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: and you guys probably wouldn't notice if I were the
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: same thing, but it's it's a meat problem.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're allowed to look as fly as you want.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fit off.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: We're gonna do a photo shoot with the mountains in
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: the background.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah for the ig feed.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I need it do.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: My last one.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay that mine are so random. But this is
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: another thing that I'm obsessed with that I've been going
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: down a rabbit hole. And I actually was watching videos
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: of this last night in TikTok before I went to sleep.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And it is seafood boils. I've never had one.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to plan one right now.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I found like, are you making it or you're gonna
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: go to a restaurant.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I'm well, I don't want to take over your thing,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: but I'm planning a bachelorette. I'm a maid of honor
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: in Maine, and one.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Of the nights in Maine they kled. I know, Maine
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: is yours, but obviously known for seafood.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: And one of the things that we typically do on
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: our bachelorettes in my crew is we one of the
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: knights just get a chef to the house.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: It's cheaper than going out.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you could because you pay for your own booze,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: like you just have booze at the house. A chef
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: coms makes dinner, but I wanted it to be like
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: a traditional main thing. And so I'm trying to fucking
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to plan a seafood boil.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Or find a chef, but I'm in the market for one.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Start sending you videos.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: It's all I watch, it's all I watch. So I
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: found this girl. I don't know her name, but I'll
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: post her. She makes her own of the seasonings, so
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: she sells it on TikTok shop and so you could
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: buy the seasoning and bags. So like all of her
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: videos are like one video is her making it right,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: So like she shows how she makes it, because you
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: can take the mix that she sells like a powder,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: and you can add different things to it. You could
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: add butter, you can add cream, you could like whatever,
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: like depending on what you're like looking for. And then
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: she shows how she like boils, like she has the
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: pepper or the potatoes, and the sausage and the like
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: the corn and all the different seafood, the crawfish and
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: the shrimps and the crab legs whatever and she'll show
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: like how she boils it, and then she puts it
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: in the bag and she like shows whatever and she's like,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: all right, we'll come.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Back because I'm gonna eat it.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: And then the next video is like her eating it
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: and you already know like how I am, Like what, yeah,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: so'll like just sit there and eat it. And so,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: like I'm says with muck bangs, I love watching people eat,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: especially because right now I'm trying to like watch what
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I'm eating. So like watching other people eat things that
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I can't is somehow like pleasuring to me, which other
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: people would be like I want that now, but that's
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: not I don't know. It's weird, like psycho whatever is
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: going on in my brain. Yeah, however, like I'm just
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: watching these seafood boils. Then I started like looking like, oh,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: seafood boils by me right, It's I'm looking at like
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: these restaurants that like because I can never there's no amina,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: sit there and like boil like I can't do.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: You have to go into your legs right now and
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: tell who it is because I'm going to find her.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: But I have so many questions because like are you
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: eating enough to come up with content for your TikTok.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: That's okay. I'm just like, how do you always eat
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: the same thing? Right?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: It's also like that's not cheap, like all those cracks,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Like a seafood boil was like half a pound of
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: stuff from like the local restaurant was like sixty five dollars. Yeah,
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: so like I couldn't even imagine, Like I can't even afford.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: To follow her, right, but it sounds good.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Right, So I don't know I need to.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Have a seafood boil, like I don't know she okay,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: sh yes, sorry, what's her name?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, Tiffany, what.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Is she on TikTok?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, this isn't.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: If you go into your LIFs.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that a.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Thing you can do?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: So one thing about me is if it's got a TikTok,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I might have liked something. If it's got a TikTok
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: shop link in the video, I won't like it because
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: then all I get is ads. But I will sit
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: there and I will watch it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: That's fair. I put you on the spot, though. If
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: you can't find it, that's okay. I was just curious
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: if people were.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm sure, but if you're somewhere where it's like Maine.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Like where they get like Kenny Bunkport is where I'm going.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: That's the name of the town.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: By Portland, which I'm sure you have heard of, not Oregon, Maine, Jason,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: there's a Portland, Maine port. Wait, there's a Portland, organ
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: but there's also a Portland, Maine Maine is yeah right, okay, okay.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, different Portland. But yeah, I'm I'm.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I found her, Okay, Okay. Jazzy she's Jazzy Jay's Cajun
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: seafood seasoning period. I'll say it again, Jazzy Jays Cajun
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: seafood seasoning. And she goes ham in the kitchen and
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: she makes these like delicious seafood like look at this
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: stuff in the bag, Oh my god. And I just
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: want the potatoes, like I will eat a potato in
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: any form, shape or fashion. And the way these potatoes
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: come out and they look so just like tender. And
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: she does eggs. She has hard boiled eggs in them,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: like yeah, girls, check.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Out, And I'll eat the sausage in there.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: I love.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: And so I need to have a seafood boil, but
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I'm gonna get one that's not
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: a million.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Dollars, so I'll figure it out. Yeah, let me just
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: watch them on TikTok.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they do
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: them in Chicago where we.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Are, and I wouldn't trust one either. It's not authentic.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: No, no sea here, no, but in Maine, where the
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: hell that is?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Give us your last one, Okay, I.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Will, I will. We got to wrap this up. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: said it was going to be short. No, I'm never
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: gonna be short.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: My last one is betting, betting, baby, sports betting, honey, Oh.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: What oh? Betting like you know, listen, I can go
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: on bed, bitch.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: I was about to say I love a fresh sheet,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: like No, I mean that could be another time, because
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I will say I something about me.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: I turned thirty three, and I'm very into like finding
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: the best quality sheets. I spent a lot of time
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: in bed and yeah, no, not betting, but sports betting,
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: specifically gambling.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I saw, I will tell you. I don't mean
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to interrupt you either. Where this is just us interrupting
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I was driving to work today and you know it's
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: hella early, and I saw one of the billboards and
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: it's help.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Are you really not winning?
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I have a problem.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: There's a number for that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I don't need to call them, baby, because I'm winning.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I'm winning.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so you started out what he started like
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: twenty dollars.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Right, yes?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, So my X started a sports betting app. I'll
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: give him a plug. It's called Sharp's s h A RPZ.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: And I'm not even sure I fully understand it because
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: he wants me to like post my bets on there,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: like my tickets. I don't really get how it works.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: But he hit me one day. We have we're still cool.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: It was it was not a bad breakup, and well
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: it was sad, but you know what I mean, We're
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: on we're fine terms.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: He hit me up and said, hey, if you can
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: you download this other app, which maybe I shouldn't. I
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: don't know if I should be whatever.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Basically he said, like if you use his app as
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: the code on another betting app, it somehow helps him whatever.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You know, Hey, will you bet?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: And I said okay, sure, whatever, And so he said,
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: all you need to do is about twenty dollars and
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: put it into this app. And I'm like, twenty that's
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: a lot of money from me right now. This economy said,
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: are you going to reimburse me? He's like, no, I
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: can't that then that I think would be illegal.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Whatever. So I bet the twenty dollars that, oh right.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: And I think he gave me advice on some WNBA
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: A game to bet on and he was wrong, and
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I was pissed at him. Every guy in my life
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: that I asked for any sort of like fantasy football
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: help or whatever, it leads me in the wrong direction.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: So I'm done trusting them, Okay, so whatever.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: So I still had money and they count And it
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: was around the time of the Mike Tyson fight, and
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I was just like I saw a video maybe it
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: was like Dave Portnoy talking about how there's no way
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: this is going to be a real fight and whatever,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know what, I can't see this
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: ending in a knockout because it's Mike Tyson and Jake
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Paul and I just like feel like, I don't know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And and I saw I saw Jake slap Mike the
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: day before and it was so fake to me.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Not even the hot ring girls jumped, you know, when
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: there was a slap and I was like, this is
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: all this is all NaN's.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: So I was like, I'm just gonna lightly bet this
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: money that I are. Do you have in there that
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: the fight will end in not a knockout, and that
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Jake Paul will win, because I'm like, why is Mike
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: doing this? He's got to need the money something. So
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: you can bet, like you can bet anything, let me
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: tell you. So I won and it started to feel
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: real good. I turned that twenty into seventy.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Even your whole face you can't see this, but use
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: your audio listeners, but even your whole face, right, No,
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I don't even know this person.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: You know, we don't have a budget for a cameraman.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: We don't have a budget, so that's why we didn't
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: play the Lola Young song. We don't have a budget,
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: don't We cannot afford it. So I turned that bad
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: boy into seventy dollars. And then a couple of weeks ago,
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: I think I asked you because you're our sports reporter
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: on our morning show, and the bit is that you
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: don't like.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Sports, but you're the reporter.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: And I was trying to ask what to bet on,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: and some people were like, bet on the Lions which
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: is my team. I'm like, I'm not doing it too
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: close for comfort. Glad I didn't, because that was we lost.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: We lost. That's a whole whole nother story for a
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: whole nother time.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: But I was like, the bills, the bills are really good, whatever, whatever,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna bet that the bills are gonna win.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: So turned that seventy into I can't remember one something
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: or maybe two hundred dollars, and then I placed another
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: bet and I think we are at oh I And
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: then all the listeners told me do.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: A parlay parlay and what for?
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: If you don't know what a parlay is, it's just
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: more than one thing happening or needs to happen in
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: order for you to win the money.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: If you're a listener, you might know it as a parslay.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Parsley.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, Jason's parslay is what he does. I did a
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: parlay because you didn't tell me what's a parslay. But
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, people are like, you could bet like fifty
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: cents and when like twenty bucks, Like basically they pay
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: a lot because it's multiple things needed to happen.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait, so what if I just pick
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: really basic.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Things like the amount of yards that are really good
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: player won't most likely get, or will a really good
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: quarterback get a touchdown most likely? So I just bet
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: three things that I'm like, not the outcome of the game,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: but this is definitely gonna happen during the game. Hit
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: my parsleigh, baby. We're up to like three something, oh shit,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: three something, and I'm not taking the money I make
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: and throwing it all into a bet. I'm continuing to
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: just bet my little twenty dollars because in my mind,
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: the rest of the money I never had, but my
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: little twenty that I started with, that's all I keep
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: doing and so far haven't lost. He has grown, yes,
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: And I don't like gambling in Vegas. We've been to
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: casinos together. I've lost money faster than I could say money,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: and I don't I don't have money to be betting
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: like that. Like my nana said, I want to see
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: my money hanging in my closet or eat it or whatever.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: I don't like losing money. I don't want to see
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: it disappears. So I don't get the thrill out of that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: But it does make watching sports more fun, and it
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: does it seems like a cheat code to me, because
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: if you know, fucking Josh Allen is a quarterback and
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: he's good and he's probably gonna get a touchdown, you
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: can parslay that.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you bet that? Why wouldn't you bet?
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's like people think are like, oh,
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go for this real obscure stuff because then
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I'm really gonna hit it right. But then you're just
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: getting too greedy and you're trying to, you know, get
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: in too greaty.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: You're getting too greedy. And I didn't understand that. But
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: that's what the plus and minus odds are. So if
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: something's like likely to happen, then it's plus and if
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: something's unlikely to happen, oh god, maybe I'm saying it backwards,
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: but basically those are the odds of like how likely
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: a that is. So for example, super Bowl wise, there's
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: a will Travis Kelsey propose to Taylor? He won't, but
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: the odds are not good on that because I don't
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: think people think that's gonna happen. So that's why when
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: it says like plus or minus is what the odds are,
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: and that affects how much money you get if it's true,
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: if it happens. So it's kind of a cheat code
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: if you have five dollars, yeah, turn it into I could.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Turn it into ten. Excuse me, but those are our
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: top five?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Well random but fun.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Really random. Yeah, I had fun. How long was this?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know how oh fifty seven minutes?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, well I'm maybe I won't have two
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: insane stories at the beginning of the last one.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Have to limit how much we explain our top five
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: because I thought of something too that we get added this,
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: because why not just have this, you know, show meeting
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: on the air. But like, what if we ended it
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: or at some point we have one thing that we hate.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: You know what. I did think of that too. We're
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: so connected in the brain. I did think of that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Because I love bitching about something. So I don't know
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: if it's an all beginning thing or an end thing.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: But we talk about or maybe in the middle, so
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: we don't end or begin on a bad note, like
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: about something we hate.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Soka something to think about maybe episode two.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I'm making a note of that. But yeah, I'm down.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: I'm down to hate on some ship. Okay, cool? Was that?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: It yeah, I think we're done. And you've been checking
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: your little Apple watch, so you're.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Real a lot.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's vibrating a lot. But yeah, fine, we have
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: an Instagram page I think right.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Instagram with the two followers.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It is what we don't have a photo yet, but.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: No, we don't have what is it on Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: It is the This is all spelled out the top
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: five podcasts, so five is spelled out as well, the
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: top five podcast Right now, it's just following me and
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: you and we have two followers.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: And yeah, we're gonna keep doing episodes.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: And also, no matter what platform you're listening on, if
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: you could just hit the like, if you could hit
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: the download. I don't know, we don't know what it does,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: but we're told that it helps.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: So do that and thanks producer.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You're welcome, period, and we'll see an episode two.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: If we're still doing it. Yeah we will, so do.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: We're going to commit. We're committing, Okay, goodbye,