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Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel and the Escrow · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubiles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d y away. If you're charged with a
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  Speaker 1: criminal offense, your one call is one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: uy away. Proud supporters of Jubiles phone taps one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d you away. Another Jubils n taps on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties toy I'm moving five. Hello, is in the melm
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  Speaker 1: Miguel in the the Games in the Kimmis Kim. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry you are the games, the Kimmy's game, the Games. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kim. Yes, yes, Miguel in the cling from
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  Speaker 1: the scarecrows, in the scarecrows in the squirrels. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time understanding you. Did you say scarecrow? No,
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  Speaker 1: the the scroll, the scrow, the squirrels. Oh did you
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  Speaker 1: mean scrow? Yes, yes, the squirrels. The squirrels is in
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  Speaker 1: the scrossing. It's almost said they we're gonna call me
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  Speaker 1: about Escro because I'm closing my house. Are you that
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  Speaker 1: person calling me about Escro? No? Um, so you're not
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  Speaker 1: calling from Escro, call me from Escro. Yes, did you
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  Speaker 1: just said that yes, the is girls. Right. So are
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  Speaker 1: you are you from Escro or no? Yes? Yes, no, yes? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really understanding you, is it the answer is
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  Speaker 1: that no? I mean, what's the problem. Are you from
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  Speaker 1: Escro are you not? Yes? Yes? The is scirrels. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So money is the problem with the closing? You as
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  Speaker 1: moneies in in the house? Is in the bay you buying? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you in America? Are you in? Are you needed
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  Speaker 1: a state? Yes? In the America. In the Americans. The Americans'
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  Speaker 1: supervisors did the Americans is number one? Exluting you? What
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  Speaker 1: all is going on here? I need to get this resolve.
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  Speaker 1: It's been us already. I thought I'm gonna move to
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  Speaker 1: the sing house. What's the company? More? You people are
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  Speaker 1: pissing me off. U Juan cows in the new cows.
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  Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? You say you say bro,
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  Speaker 1: you say U Juan cows, but no cows or house. No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't listen. No, I want to close the house.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna get the keys. I want to move in.
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  Speaker 1: I want to move to the house. You want to
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  Speaker 1: resolve this, ask Bush and you're calling and talking about cows.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to close the house. That you close,
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  Speaker 1: you close the door in the earth, close in, you
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  Speaker 1: locking in the keys. Okay, okay, understand it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: close the door in the house so that I'm the
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  Speaker 1: because you're holding out to them. Oh you been you
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  Speaker 1: have clothes? Indie is still Indie in the closet. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me very carefully. Okay, I'm gonna speak slowly
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  Speaker 1: so you understand. Are you calling me about me closing
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  Speaker 1: the house I am trying to purchase. Yes, yes, I
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  Speaker 1: call him telling you, you know, leave the doors open,
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  Speaker 1: you close. It's the safe way, it's the safe one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about closing the door. I'm talking about closing
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  Speaker 1: on the cell on the sale. You you have closing
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  Speaker 1: for sale? In the clothes close for sale? Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? You see it in the clothes? Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I've had it. I can't, I can't please please.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want the hip with the boss the boss? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am the boss? What I am the boss? You are?
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  Speaker 1: Knock the boss? You want knock the boss? In the
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  Speaker 1: bus ways you you're fired? What? Yes? If I heared
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  Speaker 1: you know working here? Fire? You can't fire me? You
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  Speaker 1: w me you. I know you. No you working for me? No? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I would hang up on you in aking heartbeat for you.
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  Speaker 1: The first prison to fall me there in a week.
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  Speaker 1: So can I please talk to somebody else? Any boss?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is, even a janitor. He
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  Speaker 1: is obviously better English than you. Get me anybody, but
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  Speaker 1: you am the janitor? What aw you the janitor? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: This is really up, one up company. You got one guy.
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  Speaker 1: You do every single job in the house and you
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  Speaker 1: don't even speak English. Oh I speak English? What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I speak? I speak English pretty well for the most part.
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  Speaker 1: I think everyone a while'll flow a word here and there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but I'm usually pretty good at it. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: am I think he's a supervisor? Now? Did you? Did
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  Speaker 1: you put you? Oh? Oh my god? That you gotta
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  Speaker 1: fire that of the guy? You should fire him? Cool
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  Speaker 1: you when the fire? What you're you're back at the
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  Speaker 1: the other guy? I was talking to the guy that
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  Speaker 1: speaks American. Oh, I'm right here. Okay, So who's the
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  Speaker 1: other guy? This one? E Ni Miguel? Yeah? Why are
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  Speaker 1: why Miguel? Are you both on the phone? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes he gets in on my phone calls. I can't
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  Speaker 1: really do anything about it. Can you help me, please?
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  Speaker 1: Because that guy is a fine idiot. No, I can't
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  Speaker 1: help you. Why I don't know. Why can't you help me?
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  Speaker 1: If you get on the phone. Why do get on
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  Speaker 1: the phone if you can't help me? Oh, I just
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  Speaker 1: got on to tell you. It's a prank phone call,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. What. Yes, the prank phone calls for you.
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  Speaker 1: What you make you happy? No, it doesn't make me happy.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? Oh? This is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. It's a joke. Your husband
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  Speaker 1: Patrick set you up. Oh my god. Your husband said
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  Speaker 1: you were frustrated because you're having trouble closing on a
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  Speaker 1: house you're trying to buy. You has the clothes for
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  Speaker 1: a sale? Yes,