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Phone Tap PODCAST: Date a Funny Guy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.
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  Speaker 1: Another Jubels taps on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hello, Hey, is this Lindsay? Yes? Who
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: is this? Hi? Lindsay? This is Casey. How are you good?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? Casey? Your brother Robert told me
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  Speaker 1: to call you. I work with him. Oh you you
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  Speaker 1: work with my brother? Yeah? Yeah, he said to give
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  Speaker 1: you a call. He told me you might be up
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  Speaker 1: to hanging out sometime. Oh yeah, he did mention something
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: about that. How are you awesome? I'm good? Hey, real
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: quick though, Two Antennas met on a roof, fell in love,
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: and got married. What Yeah. The ceremony wasn't much, but
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: the reception was excellent. I don't understand. I just figured
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: i'd opened with a joke. I like jokes, do you? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like good jokes. Oh I got one, then two
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other.
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  Speaker 1: Does this taste funny to you? So I don't get it? Okay, Sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: like the hyebrows stuff, it's hard for people, um, because
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  Speaker 1: it's a clown and they're cannibals, so they eat people.
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  Speaker 1: So they're eating a clown. So it tastes funny because
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  Speaker 1: clowns are funny. Sometimes I understand the joke. I just
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: I guess it's not my humor. So if you don't
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: mind me asking, what did Batman say to Robin before
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: he got in the car? I have no idea get
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  Speaker 1: in the car? Okay? Um? Yeah, because like he wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't ask Robin like, who do you want to
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  Speaker 1: get in the car? He'd be like, girl in the car? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. I'm just Batman. Batman doesn't really say much.
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  Speaker 1: He just tells people what to do, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: it's that's a good joke. Yeah, you know, Casey, I
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: have to be honest with you. I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be a good idea for us
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  Speaker 1: to hang out because this is really annoying and if
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: we were to go out, I probably jump off a cliff.
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  Speaker 1: Is it annoying just because you don't understand the jokes,
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  Speaker 1: because I can explain them all to you. I get
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  Speaker 1: the jokes, So it's just not funny. Hey, just because
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand something doesn't make it not funny. He's
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  Speaker 1: like elementary school jokes. These aren't even like the elementary
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  Speaker 1: school jokes. I just thought of these on my own.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: I'm an aspiring joke writer. Yeah, I can tell, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not working. I appreciate you calling it was interesting
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: kind of you want to hear interesting. You want to
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: hear interesting. I want to hear anything else. Actually, check
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  Speaker 1: this out. It's not a joke. It's not a joke.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: I promise. But I went to buy some camouflage trousers
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: the other day, but I couldn't find any. You get it, Yeah, camouflage.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see them? You can't. Oh good, you got it? Sweet?
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  Speaker 1: So when can we go out and I can take
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: you to a seafood disco? It's fun. Last time I
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: was there, pulled a muscle. What. I can't believe my
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  Speaker 1: brother would want me to go out with like an
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  Speaker 1: idiot like you. Well, you should't believe it because it's
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call one oh, this is actually jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your brother Robert set you up. That's
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  Speaker 1: a joke too, but like that's actually a joke, it's
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: still not funny. Oh okay, well your brother thought you
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  Speaker 1: might find it funny if he set you up with
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  Speaker 1: like a weird coworker, so gift call. He's not funny.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: It's not funny. None of the jokes are funny. This
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't funny. Well did you hear the one about the
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: man stole the calendar? Stop it? He got twelve months.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm done, goodbye. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Jet two point five.