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Phone Tap: Would You Rather? iPad Prank · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do uy away.
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  Speaker 3: You know tech is getting so advanced now. I mean
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  Speaker 3: they have face recognition, palm scanners, rumbas with rectal identification.
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  Speaker 4: It's the fiuture.
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  Speaker 5: I'll admit it.
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  Speaker 4: It's getting a little bit out of control, and that's
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  Speaker 4: why I'm happy one company decided to go in a
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  Speaker 4: different direction because a lady ordered an iPad online and
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  Speaker 4: now the customer service agent Brook is about to tell
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  Speaker 4: her if you want it to turn on for you,
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  Speaker 4: prepare for a new, more fun, quirky experience.
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  Speaker 3: Than what you're used to. Actually, I think more companies
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  Speaker 3: should be doing this. That's what we think. It's your
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  Speaker 3: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Genie for support. Am I speaking with Rebecca. Yes, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: you ordered the new iPad recently and we're shipping it
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I did, Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome. So would you rather have bad gas all
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  Speaker 2: the time or always have dry mouth?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Could you just answer the question which you would prefer,
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  Speaker 2: gassy every day or constant dry mouth.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what this has to do
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  Speaker 5: with the iPad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I just need you to pick one. I'm setting
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  Speaker 2: up your iPad right now.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I understand that, But what does this have to
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  Speaker 5: do with the iPad?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Going forward, the company has decided to ditch
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  Speaker 2: pass codes to unlock your devices, so instead we're doing
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  Speaker 2: would you rather questions? That's fun, huh, is it? Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's what research says. So if you want to unlock
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  Speaker 2: your iPad all voice activated now, you're just gonna have
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  Speaker 2: your device ask the would you rather questions as soon
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  Speaker 2: as you take it out of the box.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe this is a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: I just that technology hard to keep up with, I know,
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  Speaker 2: So let's continue, Okay. Would you rather be forced to
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  Speaker 2: dance all day, every day until you get a perfect
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  Speaker 2: score on Dancing with the Stars or be forced to
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  Speaker 2: eat mashed potatoes until you mess your pants?
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  Speaker 5: I'm still just I'm so.
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  Speaker 2: It's just part of my job. I hear that you
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  Speaker 2: are a little perplexed. But I just need you to
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  Speaker 2: answer all day, dance or poop your pants.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I just I feel like if I'm trying to
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  Speaker 5: unlock my iPad, this would just take a really long time,
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  Speaker 5: and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually pretty quick. If you just finally answer the question,
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  Speaker 2: we can move forward. Okay, do you want a giant
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  Speaker 2: you to brow or your entire back covered in hair?
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  Speaker 5: But is there a right answer, like which one would
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  Speaker 5: unlock my iPad?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever one you pick, that's the glory of it. It's
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  Speaker 2: all up to you.
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  Speaker 5: So let anybody could answer questions and unlock my iPads, not.
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  Speaker 2: In the specific order. These are a lot of questions,
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  Speaker 2: So sneeze chocolate or cry milk.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, So how many questions would I have
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  Speaker 5: to answer?
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  Speaker 2: You haven't answered one and we only have nineteen more
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  Speaker 2: to go. What would you rather shout horay every time
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  Speaker 2: you hear your name or do five jumping jacks whenever
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  Speaker 2: you see a baby?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know how I would answer most of these.
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  Speaker 2: It's just your honest preferences. That's the beauty of this
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  Speaker 2: new system. So all gold teeth or switch bodies with
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  Speaker 2: a grandparent. I don't want to do this, Just answer
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  Speaker 2: the first thing that comes to mind. You will. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just trying to help you.
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  Speaker 5: We're not.
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  Speaker 4: That's a game.
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  Speaker 5: It's not for a password, I know, but it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: So try the ball every time you use the stairs
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  Speaker 2: or go to the wrong floor, every time you use
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  Speaker 2: the elevator.
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  Speaker 5: Just send me my god woman, I would have got.
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  Speaker 2: You superhider I knew not.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I can transfer you.
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  Speaker 2: But last one? Would you rather be pranked on the
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  Speaker 2: radio by Brooken Jeffrey or have broken Jeffrey on the
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  Speaker 2: radio prank you?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the same question.
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  Speaker 5: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 5: What oh are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Your best friend Danny set you up.
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  Speaker 4: She said you needed a laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes she did this.
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  Speaker 2: Man, she didn't tell me how indecisive you were. You
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  Speaker 2: couldn't answer one. Would you rather question? You're never gonna
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  Speaker 2: unlock your eyepad?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Would you rathers are hard?
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  Speaker 2: They deserve suck? Come on gold teeth or grandparents' body?
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  Speaker 2: You're obviously going gold teeth.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone is hey, my grandma has a hot pot.
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  Speaker 4: I do laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning?
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  Speaker 1: Was phone tap mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning,