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- 0:01Speaker 1: Episode 53 of the Top 5 Podcast. I'm Kaylin, sitting
- 0:05Speaker 1: across from my co-host, Jason Brown. Hi. Hi, Jason.
- 0:09Speaker 2: How are you?
- 0:10Speaker 1: I'm good. Each week, if you're new here, we pick
- 0:13Speaker 1: five things that we love and one thing that made
- 0:16Speaker 1: us cry, crash out, or that we hate, and we
- 0:19Speaker 1: talk shit in between. Jason, I'm going to have to
- 0:23Speaker 1: get an explanation from you for the tops because they
- 0:26Speaker 1: are not very happy with you. But I have to
- 0:28Speaker 1: start out with.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Oh, no. We're being canceled?
- 0:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Where the hell are they listening? Because... Oh, yes.
- 0:33Speaker 2: My favorite segment.
- 0:34Speaker 4: Our top four countries.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Yes.
- 0:36Speaker 4: So, United States, obviously, number one. We're big in the U.S.
- 0:40Speaker 2: We're huge. We're massive.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Number two... We got six in Japan.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 0:46Speaker 1: Konnichiwa. Shout out. Number three, we got a couple in
- 0:49Speaker 1: Canada and Argentina. There's one person holding strong in Argentina.
- 0:53Speaker 1: So shout out to you all.
- 0:56Speaker 4: We are worldwide. I got this email.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I don't know if it was legit or not, but
- 1:00Speaker 1: it was like ranking on all the different streaming services.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Like where our top five like ranks for other things.
- 1:07Speaker 1: And we were like the third most famous top five
- 1:09Speaker 1: on Apple.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 1:11Speaker 4: I don't know if that's true, but.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Hey, we're going to go with it.
- 1:14Speaker 4: A win is a win.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Why not?
- 1:16Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:16Speaker 4: So I had an idea.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Well, we'll talk.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Out my idea of what I wanted to do. I
- 1:21Speaker 4: don't know if it's going to be legal, actually, at
- 1:23Speaker 4: second thought.
- 1:24Speaker 1: But I just, I don't know. I need you to
- 1:27Speaker 1: talk to the tops because they're starting to infiltrate our
- 1:32Speaker 1: texts on the morning show. And shout out Paulina, who
- 1:36Speaker 1: couldn't possibly believe that somebody actually wanted us to do
- 1:39Speaker 1: an episode. She asked if that was me. It was
- 1:41Speaker 1: not me. I choose to be more public with my shame.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't read the text normally.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So they're asking. They're begging. They're sad.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Well, here we are. Here we are.
- 1:55Speaker 4: What do you have to say for yourself?
- 1:57Speaker 1: Especially when you told me you were going to record,
- 1:59Speaker 1: and then I asked you if you were ready at 1.30,
- 2:01Speaker 1: and then you responded at 9.30 and said, the day
- 2:04Speaker 1: got away from me.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it was some catastrophe, which you guys
- 2:08Speaker 3: don't care about, but.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Yeah, so in my brain, this would be way more
- 2:13Speaker 3: fun to do at home because I feel like I
- 2:15Speaker 3: would be more relaxed. But then once I get home,
- 2:19Speaker 3: shit just happens. Like what?
- 2:21Speaker 2: That was that day.
- 2:22Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Your pills, your pants, your knees.
- 2:24Speaker 1: What just happened?
- 2:25Speaker 2: I don't even remember what happened that day.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I mean, you could respond before 9.30 p.m.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely can. You are 100% right. I can.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I just didn't. But yes, I definitely can. And then
- 2:37Speaker 2: last week. It was last year.
- 2:39Speaker 4: I feel like I had to get a card from
- 2:40Speaker 4: my mom.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I had to do that. It's like, girl, just tell me.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 2:43Speaker 2: It was her birthday. That's what it was.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:45Speaker 1: And you know what?
- 2:46Speaker 4: You know her birthday every year.
- 2:48Speaker 1: All year. Yeah.
- 2:48Speaker 2: And then I was like, wait. Oh, and then I
- 2:50Speaker 2: want flowers.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Then I need a cake. And then I ended up
- 2:53Speaker 2: running errands and then didn't do it.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Didn't respond. Are you seeing my texts and just ignoring them?
- 2:59Speaker 1: Or are you not even looking?
- 3:02Speaker 3: No, I see that. I see it all. I'm just
- 3:04Speaker 3: a really bad text responder.
- 3:06Speaker 2: I don't know why.
- 3:07Speaker 1: You never have been. I'm trying.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Until the last, like, three months.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Really?
- 3:11Speaker 1: Yes, I've never.
- 3:12Speaker 2: I think I've always been bad.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I am.
- 3:14Speaker 2: It might just be your time. Like, your turn to
- 3:18Speaker 2: get it. To get the poor response.
- 3:20Speaker 4: Oh, one person gets it?
- 3:22Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't know. But it might just be, like,
- 3:24Speaker 2: it's your turn.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I feel like I've never once in the past had
- 3:29Speaker 1: an unanswered text from you, and now it's.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Like I'm screaming into the ether. I'm bad at texting.
- 3:33Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 3:35Speaker 3: And then last week I was passing a kidney stone,
- 3:38Speaker 3: so I think that was the issue last week.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Was it? Because I feel like I would have booked
- 3:42Speaker 1: another guest had I known.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because Tuesday I was out because Mike had
- 3:48Speaker 3: a colonoscopy.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Wednesday I was passing a kidney stone.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was passing out from like eight different antibiotics.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Thursday and Friday I was still trying to give birth.
- 3:58Speaker 3: I'm not 100% sure if I've given birth, but I'm
- 4:00Speaker 3: not in pain.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good. That week was both of us, I
- 4:04Speaker 1: will say. But last week was the 9.30. Don't even
- 4:06Speaker 1: text me at that point. You might as well just
- 4:08Speaker 1: spit at me.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Okay. Sorry the day got away from me.
- 4:14Speaker 1: It's crazy. At 9.30.
- 4:15Speaker 4: I know this man's already drunk somewhere.
- 4:16Speaker 2: I was. Actually, no. I was at my mom's birthday.
- 4:21Speaker 2: We didn't drink that night. We drank the next night.
- 4:23Speaker 2: But yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Okay. Interesting.
- 4:25Speaker 2: So I'm sorry to everyone, to our listeners, especially those
- 4:28Speaker 2: in Japan.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I mean.
- 4:30Speaker 2: Lo siento.
- 4:34Speaker 4: You're not great. Now we're not going to have any
- 4:35Speaker 4: listeners in Japan next week.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to figure out how to say I'm
- 4:40Speaker 2: sorry in Japanese next week. I'll get you. I got you.
- 4:43Speaker 4: I doubt he will do that.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Okay, so what I wanted to do is, do you
- 4:47Speaker 1: know if it's illegal to, like, you know how some
- 4:49Speaker 1: states you can record someone without them knowing and some
- 4:52Speaker 1: states you can't?
- 4:53Speaker 2: Is it illegal? I didn't know that.
- 4:56Speaker 4: In Illinois to do that.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Do you want me to Google it?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Yeah, because I, first of all, everyone is talking about
- 5:04Speaker 1: this Chad GPT. I know it's Chad, but we call
- 5:07Speaker 1: it Chad, the morning show. And it's going to make
- 5:10Speaker 1: it so good. It's so good.
- 5:11Speaker 4: It's so good.
- 5:11Speaker 1: And I was staying strong because I think it's ridiculous
- 5:15Speaker 1: and I think it's not necessary. And I think the
- 5:18Speaker 1: cost is way worse than like the benefit.
- 5:20Speaker 3: Yes, it is illegal in Illinois to record a private
- 5:23Speaker 3: conversation or communication without the consent of all parties involved.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Shit. Okay.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Because what I wanted to do.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Anyways, ever since I got Chad, he has led me
- 5:32Speaker 1: astray so many times. So the only reason that I
- 5:35Speaker 1: got Chad is because.
- 5:37Speaker 4: And I was staying strong. I stayed strong for a
- 5:39Speaker 4: long time.
- 5:39Speaker 1: It's because our boss asked me to get to help
- 5:41Speaker 1: with things with my job, which it has just caused
- 5:44Speaker 1: me extra work so far. Like, for example, like, okay,
- 5:49Speaker 1: easy tasks that I do writing the national day is like, whatever.
- 5:52Speaker 1: It's stupid. But if we don't do them on the
- 5:53Speaker 1: morning show, people want them, whatever. Chad told me that
- 5:57Speaker 1: I should tell everyone on a Wednesday that it was
- 6:00Speaker 1: national beheading day. Okay.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Okay.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Hey, he just spits facts, you know?
- 6:07Speaker 1: National Beheading Day.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Okay? So everyone go behead somebody.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Right, yes.
- 6:14Speaker 2: I celebrate privately.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I'm asking him, oh, I almost, okay, I
- 6:21Speaker 1: almost did something bad. Anyways, so then I asked him,
- 6:23Speaker 1: I write the Showbiz Showdown questions for the morning. Shout
- 6:27Speaker 1: out Shelly. I'm the question master. I write, definitely going
- 6:30Speaker 1: to be Paulina. So I'm like, all right. some current,
- 6:33Speaker 1: you know, showbiz showdown questions help me out, current pop culture.
- 6:38Speaker 1: He writes, like, five questions about the same subject matter. He's...
- 6:42Speaker 1: He called Lil Nas X a woman. He called Steven
- 6:45Speaker 1: Spielberg an actor. And I literally said, I cannot use
- 6:48Speaker 1: any of this, Chad. Like, these are wrong.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Like, these are inherently wrong, and you're using the internet. And, like,
- 6:52Speaker 4: he's like, I'm sorry.
- 6:53Speaker 1: You know what?
- 6:54Speaker 4: I need to be more careful. Chad, I don't have time.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Like, I could have written the questions, Chad. Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:00Speaker 4: Okay.
- 7:01Speaker 1: So then... I was looking for a psychic to chat
- 7:07Speaker 1: about some things or get my energy cleared or whatever.
- 7:10Speaker 4: Cause like something's going on, something's going on anyways.
- 7:13Speaker 1: So he gives me recommendations of this fricking guy. That's
- 7:18Speaker 1: like five stars. So legit.
- 7:21Speaker 4: He ended up being a scammer and I gave my
- 7:24Speaker 4: money to a scammer.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Yes, literally. So thank you, Chad. Yeah. Well, last time
- 7:29Speaker 1: I blacked the woman when she said witches cursed me
- 7:32Speaker 1: when I was born, and so I didn't pay her.
- 7:35Speaker 1: I did get scammed for the dog, trying to get
- 7:37Speaker 1: a dog. But, yeah, so thank you, Chad, because I trusted,
- 7:41Speaker 1: because he was like, here's all his reviews, and, like,
- 7:42Speaker 1: he's so trusted.
- 7:43Speaker 4: He was a fucking scammer.
- 7:44Speaker 1: So, anyways, what I, and he, like, continues to call me, like, whatever.
- 7:48Speaker 4: It's, like, a whole thing that I'm dealing with. But
- 7:50Speaker 4: I wanted.
- 7:51Speaker 1: You on the podcast to call him and pose as
- 7:54Speaker 1: my lawyer, like, as a joke, and see if, but
- 7:57Speaker 1: I didn't. I think we can't do that because it's
- 7:59Speaker 1: illegal and he won't know he's being recorded or on
- 8:00Speaker 1: a podcast. So I'm sad about that. But maybe Chad
- 8:03Speaker 1: can draft me up some sort of like legal letter.
- 8:06Speaker 1: I requested my money back on Zell and he called
- 8:08Speaker 1: me like multiple times. He's like beefing with me.
- 8:11Speaker 4: It's actually kind of funny. Like we had like a
- 8:13Speaker 4: screaming argument the other.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Day with each other. Really?
- 8:17Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:17Speaker 1: It's like getting really weird because I'm like either giving
- 8:20Speaker 1: my money.
- 8:20Speaker 2: But you paid him already.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Yeah. But like he.
- 8:23Speaker 2: What does he want?
- 8:25Speaker 1: He was mad that I requested the money back. I
- 8:27Speaker 1: don't know. I've never heard of like a scammer.
- 8:28Speaker 4: Like, I don't know.
- 8:30Speaker 1: But anyways, it's really, it's a weird situation. And I'm like,
- 8:34Speaker 1: unless you're going to give me my money back, stop
- 8:35Speaker 1: talking to me.
- 8:36Speaker 2: So he's like reaching out in what sort of manner?
- 8:38Speaker 2: Like he's mad.
- 8:40Speaker 1: He, I, I took a nap on Saturday or Sunday.
- 8:44Speaker 1: He called me four times. He was supposed to be
- 8:47Speaker 1: like clearing my energy, like in the North and the South.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing, whatever, but he
- 8:51Speaker 1: had all these good reviews and he was supposed to be.
- 8:53Speaker 1: And then like, Like, I was paying him as he...
- 8:56Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever. But he called me four times
- 8:58Speaker 1: and asked me if I felt differently or had any dreams.
- 9:00Speaker 4: And I'm like, bro, I just woke up. Like, I
- 9:02Speaker 4: don't know.
- 9:02Speaker 2: Right.
- 9:03Speaker 1: What?
- 9:04Speaker 4: It's getting really weird.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:06Speaker 1: So.
- 9:07Speaker 2: How do you talk to these people? Like, on video chat?
- 9:09Speaker 1: Well, like... I think he's, like, using the name of, like,
- 9:13Speaker 1: someone else that's, like, legit or whatever. Oh, okay. But I... Like,
- 9:18Speaker 1: all the reviews I read, like, you go in. Like,
- 9:21Speaker 1: it's a great experience. The energy was great.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Well.
- 9:24Speaker 1: If you ask him, he has offices all around the world.
- 9:29Speaker 1: And he keeps asking me if I can go meet
- 9:32Speaker 1: him in Detroit. No, in Detroit. And I'm like, we're
- 9:38Speaker 1: screaming at each other. I'm like, why?
- 9:39Speaker 4: Because I already know he's a scammer.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I'm like, why? You and I, I'm like, where are
- 9:46Speaker 1: you right now? He's like, Chicago. I'm like, so you
- 9:48Speaker 1: and I are both in Chicago. Why would I need
- 9:51Speaker 1: to drive to Michigan? He goes, I told you I
- 9:54Speaker 1: have offices everywhere.
- 9:55Speaker 4: And I'm saying, but why.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Would you ask me to meet you in Michigan?
- 10:00Speaker 1: Two days?
- 10:01Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I'm certainly not.
- 10:03Speaker 1: And I said, why would you ask me to meet
- 10:04Speaker 1: you in two days in Detroit when we're both in Chicago?
- 10:07Speaker 1: And he said, because I don't know where I'm going
- 10:08Speaker 1: to be in two days. I have offices everywhere. And
- 10:10Speaker 1: I said, you don't know your schedule two days out.
- 10:13Speaker 1: I mean, we're going back and forth. And he's like,
- 10:14Speaker 1: you already told he gets an attitude with me. This
- 10:17Speaker 1: Indian guy. And we're literally like fighting. And I really,
- 10:20Speaker 1: really want to scare him into paying my money back. But,
- 10:25Speaker 1: you know, whatever.
- 10:26Speaker 4: I mean, at this point, I'm like, I lost the money, whatever.
- 10:27Speaker 1: But like, fuck you, Chad. Like, you literally were like,
- 10:30Speaker 1: here's all the reviews. And then I dirty. Yeah. And
- 10:33Speaker 1: I'm like, OK, send me reviews like that are about
- 10:36Speaker 1: this specific treatment because I knew he was fucking around.
- 10:38Speaker 1: So then he sends me his website on like some
- 10:40Speaker 1: third party. And it's all these reviews of like they're
- 10:44Speaker 1: just fake reviews. Like you can't verify they're real people, whatever.
- 10:47Speaker 1: So I plug that into Chad and I'm like. Here's
- 10:50Speaker 1: the reviews he provided me. And they're like, oh, this
- 10:52Speaker 1: worries me.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Like, this is.
- 10:53Speaker 1: And I'm like, Chad, yeah.
- 10:55Speaker 2: You told me to go here.
- 10:56Speaker 1: You told me. I'm so fucking done. I'm like, okay,
- 10:59Speaker 1: he has access to the entire internet. This guy has
- 11:02Speaker 1: all these five-star reviews. Uh-uh. And now I'm beefing with
- 11:06Speaker 1: a man. I don't know if he's in India, where
- 11:08Speaker 1: he is. But we literally were screaming at each other
- 11:11Speaker 1: the other day. Like, screaming. Yeah.
- 11:15Speaker 2: And he's still trying to contact you.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 11:19Speaker 1: Well, because he... He told me after the whole process,
- 11:23Speaker 1: he'll give me my money back if I don't feel anything.
- 11:25Speaker 4: I'm not paying for the whole process.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I know you're a scammer.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Oh, there's a whole process.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to do each note or whatever.
- 11:31Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 11:32Speaker 4: And every night. And then he's yelling at me.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Every night?
- 11:35Speaker 4: It's for four nights.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 11:36Speaker 2: And then it's over.
- 11:37Speaker 4: It's like north, south, east.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I have no idea.
- 11:39Speaker 4: And we're screaming at each other, and I'm.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Like, you said you were giving me my money back
- 11:43Speaker 1: if I didn't. And he's like, I have to complete
- 11:44Speaker 1: the whole thing. And he's like, I spent $ 900 of
- 11:47Speaker 1: my own money. I'm like, on what?
- 11:49Speaker 2: Right.
- 11:50Speaker 1: And, like, he says he does it at night, and
- 11:52Speaker 1: he calls me sister.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Is it James Charles?
- 11:57Speaker 1: No but it's really it's funny like it's really getting
- 12:00Speaker 1: funny and so I wanted you to call and pretend
- 12:02Speaker 1: you were like my lawyer or representative but maybe we'll
- 12:06Speaker 1: do it off the air just for shits and giggles
- 12:08Speaker 1: if we have time and we'll report back because I
- 12:11Speaker 1: think it would just be really funny like hi this
- 12:14Speaker 1: is Kaylin's lawyer I understand that she's asking for money
- 12:17Speaker 1: back like I don't know whatever so maybe we'll do
- 12:19Speaker 1: it and we'll let you guys know but it's that's
- 12:23Speaker 1: crazy it's absolutely insane And mind you, I have like
- 12:27Speaker 1: other psychics I can go to, but he's like, this
- 12:29Speaker 1: guy is the best.
- 12:33Speaker 2: What did he spend $ 100 on?
- 12:37Speaker 1: He's yelling at me that I spent money on you.
- 12:41Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, you spent
- 12:44Speaker 1: money on me. I spent money on you.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Like your internal gift.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Right.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, the reading was such bullshit, too.
- 12:49Speaker 1: It was like 10 minutes. And he's gassing me up.
- 12:52Speaker 1: You're the star of your family. And I'm like, bro,
- 12:54Speaker 1: this is not real. This is not real. And he
- 13:00Speaker 1: talked about... a person in my life that is doing
- 13:06Speaker 1: like negative, putting negative shit towards me.
- 13:08Speaker 4: And like, that was like pretty accurate. So I was like, okay, well,
- 13:11Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 13:12Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
- 13:13Speaker 4: So I'm fighting with this guy and, um, Chad sucks.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:20Speaker 2: I don't know. I probably wouldn't go to him for
- 13:22Speaker 2: something like that.
- 13:24Speaker 4: I thought you could scour the entire internet.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I feel like it looks that as soon as it
- 13:29Speaker 2: finds one thing, it's like, here you go. You know.
- 13:32Speaker 1: This is what y'all are talking about?
- 13:34Speaker 2: It takes the easy way out.
- 13:35Speaker 1: National Beheading Day.
- 13:36Speaker 3: I mean, I celebrate that every year, so I don't
- 13:40Speaker 3: know what you're talking about.
- 13:41Speaker 4: Bro, this guy. I don't like it. But do you,
- 13:47Speaker 4: what's going on with you? Anything else?
- 13:49Speaker 1: No.
- 13:50Speaker 2: I have allergies. So if I sound weird, I'm sorry.
- 13:52Speaker 2: My nose is plugged up.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:54Speaker 2: The hot, cold, hot, cold is not, it's not giving.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Oh, the weather?
- 13:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 14:00Speaker 2: It's cold in the morning. It's hot in the afternoon.
- 14:02Speaker 2: It's cold again at night.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:04Speaker 4: It's weird.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have to do this
- 14:07Speaker 1: at your jobs, but we also had to take like
- 14:09Speaker 1: a five-hour harassment training this week. All the suits from
- 14:13Speaker 1: corporate are here.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Everyone's in blazers.
- 14:15Speaker 2: I want to run out of here.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:17Speaker 4: I'm fighting with a psychic.
- 14:19Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do
- 14:21Speaker 1: with my dog and trying to get the cops to
- 14:24Speaker 1: call me back about a restraining order.
- 14:26Speaker 4: So it's a lot.
- 14:27Speaker 2: It's a busy day. It's a lot going on. It's
- 14:29Speaker 2: a busy day today.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:30Speaker 4: And then I have to see your ass again tonight.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to wear a blazer tonight. Are you actually? Yeah.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
- 14:37Speaker 2: I think I have to dress up. You do?
- 14:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Do I?
- 14:42Speaker 2: I asked Chad what I should wear to the event.
- 14:44Speaker 1: You did?
- 14:44Speaker 2: Uh-huh. I sent him the link to the event and
- 14:47Speaker 2: I was like, what should I wear to this? And
- 14:49Speaker 2: he like.
- 14:50Speaker 4: That's something you can figure out yourself.
- 14:51Speaker 2: No, it's not. I guarantee you it's not. I don't
- 14:54Speaker 2: know what to wear to anything.
- 14:57Speaker 1: You're wearing a blazer?
- 14:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:58Speaker 2: I can't wait. A button down and a blazer.
- 15:02Speaker 4: In the West Loop?
- 15:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Because they said there's going to be executives there.
- 15:07Speaker 1: And your blazer is going to like if you don't
- 15:09Speaker 1: wear a blazer, it's going to be.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Some guy asked me to get a drink before and
- 15:17Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, like.
- 15:18Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 15:20Speaker 1: You should. 430 drink.
- 15:25Speaker 3: What?
- 15:26Speaker 2: That's when you should drink. The event starts at 530.
- 15:28Speaker 1: You should drink at 430.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Right?
- 15:36Speaker 1: I have stuff to do. I don't know, man.
- 15:39Speaker 4: I'm going to drink it for 30.
- 15:40Speaker 3: Okay.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Well, that's what's going on.
- 15:44Speaker 2: I'm trying to find what Chad told me to wear,
- 15:45Speaker 2: but I can't find it now.
- 15:47Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Or why he told me to wear it. There was
- 15:51Speaker 2: a whole reasoning behind it.
- 15:54Speaker 4: Because, well, I'm not going to say where we're going, but.
- 15:58Speaker 2: I feel like I never know when to wear what.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Ever. I feel like you could do, like, Are you
- 16:05Speaker 1: going to wear.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Jeans or slacks?
- 16:08Speaker 3: Yeah, button down, tucked into the jeans with a suit
- 16:12Speaker 3: jacket over.
- 16:13Speaker 2: And brown shoes. Nice shoes.
- 16:15Speaker 4: Your square toe shoes?
- 16:17Speaker 2: No, I found different ones. Oh, okay.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Yeah. You could just wear like a t-shirt.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Oh, under the suit?
- 16:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Oh, or under the jacket?
- 16:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do that.
- 16:30Speaker 1: But you want to dress up?
- 16:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I already laid my outfit out.
- 16:36Speaker 1: You did?
- 16:36Speaker 2: Because I wanted to make sure that I had, like,
- 16:39Speaker 2: what I needed.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:40Speaker 2: And it was clean and shit, because I don't ever
- 16:42Speaker 2: dress up. I hate dressing up.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Same. Oh, well.
- 16:45Speaker 2: You wearing a gown?
- 16:46Speaker 1: A gown? No, because all my gowns are going to
- 16:51Speaker 1: the wedding I'm going to this weekend at an apple orchard. Oh, yeah.
- 16:55Speaker 4: Multiple gowns. No, I'm not wearing a gown.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Oh.
- 16:57Speaker 4: I mean, I'll look, like, presentable, but I'm not wearing, like.
- 17:00Speaker 3: A suit.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Oh. A skirt suit.
- 17:04Speaker 2: A skirt suit.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Maybe I'll wear a blazer as a joke.
- 17:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 17:13Speaker 1: It's like.
- 17:13Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to wear a gown.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Okay.
- 17:17Speaker 4: But I'm not going to wear my Adam Sandler's either.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Somewhere in between.
- 17:21Speaker 1: I wish I could.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 17:23Speaker 4: What's your top five?
- 17:26Speaker 2: So I'll do my music one first. It is by...
- 17:28Speaker 2: It's a song by the artist named Ash.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 17:33Speaker 3: And it's called Stop the Wedding. And I know you
- 17:37Speaker 3: would hate it if you heard it, because it's very Broadway.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Have you heard it?
- 17:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I have.
- 17:42Speaker 4: It sounds like Jaime to.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Me, kind of.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Stop the wedding!
- 17:46Speaker 1: Right?
- 17:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:47Speaker 4: No, it sounds kind of like Jaime to me.
- 17:49Speaker 1: I like that.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Okay, good.
- 17:50Speaker 3: I was really thinking of you, and I was like,
- 17:51Speaker 3: she's going to hate this, because it sounds like a
- 17:53Speaker 3: Broadway play. But I like it because... I'd stuck in
- 18:02Speaker 3: my head. Literally, I woke up this morning singing it.
- 18:04Speaker 3: So I had to put it in my top five.
- 18:06Speaker 4: Is it just now going viral? Because I feel like.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Okay.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Because I saw it on something on TikTok, I think.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just now. It's just starting to pick up.
- 18:16Speaker 3: But she's been around for a minute. We've done a
- 18:18Speaker 3: ton of stuff with her. She had a song.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:23Speaker 3: With Phineas that I really liked. She had Moral of
- 18:28Speaker 3: the Story with Niall Horan way back. That was 2019.
- 18:31Speaker 3: So she's been out here a minute.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I feel like I have.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Oh, but the next single is called Funeral. That's really funny.
- 18:37Speaker 3: So stop the wedding to Funeral.
- 18:38Speaker 2: That's really funny.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Ash. Stop the wedding!
- 18:43Speaker 4: Exclamation point.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Stop the wedding! Now we're going to get demonetized.
- 18:49Speaker 4: Because it sounds too similar.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:51Speaker 4: Oh, she looks good.
- 18:52Speaker 1: And we're counting down eight days until Girl of Your
- 18:55Speaker 1: Dreams releases. Oh.
- 18:57Speaker 4: What's the trend you're supposed to do? Oh, wait. Is
- 18:59Speaker 4: this her and Phineas you just said?
- 19:01Speaker 2: They have a song together. Yeah.
- 19:04Speaker 4: It looks like they have a whole album.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 19:06Speaker 4: Like, well, what is this?
- 19:08Speaker 1: Oh. You tell me what that is. That's Phineas and her.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Oh, do they have like a.
- 19:14Speaker 1: But like it's multiple songs.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Do they have like a group together?
- 19:16Speaker 3: I did.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Not know that.
- 19:19Speaker 4: It's their album, The Dream.
- 19:20Speaker 3: How does Billie Eilish's lookalike doppelganger feel about that?
- 19:24Speaker 4: I don't know, but why is he behind her? I
- 19:28Speaker 4: don't know. I'll do a music one, too.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I love Adela. I feel like her whole album is great.
- 19:36Speaker 1: The Nicole Kidman song has energy. You like the L.A.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Song.
- 19:41Speaker 2: In L.A., uh-huh.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Love a bitch with pink hair. And a lot of
- 19:46Speaker 1: people like Elton John are co-signing her. So. look out
- 19:51Speaker 1: for her. And I don't know that Nicole Kidman song
- 19:54Speaker 1: is just like always stuck in my head. And I
- 19:56Speaker 1: love that like Nicole has gone seen it and now.
- 19:58Speaker 4: She's singing it at Fashion Week.
- 20:00Speaker 1: And like Keith Urban is just wherever he is. You know,
- 20:03Speaker 1: he doesn't have a song called Keith Urban.
- 20:04Speaker 2: No, he does not.
- 20:05Speaker 4: About a tit sitting right.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:07Speaker 4: You know, so maybe I'll do two music ones together.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Do you know.
- 20:11Speaker 2: The lore about her, though?
- 20:13Speaker 1: No.
- 20:13Speaker 2: She was on the show that made Cat's Eye.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 20:18Speaker 3: And she ended up not making it because whoever the
- 20:20Speaker 3: judges were said that she would be better as a
- 20:24Speaker 3: solo artist.
- 20:25Speaker 2: So they didn't put her in the group.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Okay.
- 20:28Speaker 3: So then she just kept hustling, and now she's, like,
- 20:30Speaker 3: finally popping, which is really interesting.
- 20:32Speaker 4: You hustle girl.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Thinking of her and Cat's Eye was weird.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I
- 20:38Speaker 1: feel like her first album, like, at first listen, like,
- 20:41Speaker 1: it's a lot of bangers. Yeah. No.
- 20:43Speaker 2: She has good production, too.
- 20:44Speaker 3: I like whoever's doing her beats, because they're sampling a
- 20:46Speaker 3: lot of, like, old school, like, R & B, hip-hop
- 20:49Speaker 3: in her music. Oh, really?
- 20:50Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 20:51Speaker 2: And, like, slowing it down or chopping and screwing it.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:57Speaker 2: I love that.
- 20:59Speaker 4: My other one.
- 21:00Speaker 1: And I sent you this song. You did not answer
- 21:01Speaker 1: the text, but I love, I absolutely love Ray. She
- 21:06Speaker 1: is going to be at one of our jingle balls
- 21:08Speaker 1: that we are going to, and we're going to be at,
- 21:11Speaker 1: we're going to be working. I hope I get to
- 21:14Speaker 1: do like the pre party thing with her because I
- 21:18Speaker 1: love her so much. But she has this like really
- 21:21Speaker 1: raw and sad, but beautiful song that, I'm assuming, about
- 21:27Speaker 1: her being sexually assaulted. And she talks about, like, I
- 21:32Speaker 1: think she starts in the song with it being a
- 21:36Speaker 1: creepy dude who wanted to, like, make music with her.
- 21:39Speaker 1: But then, like, she talks about when she was young. Like,
- 21:42Speaker 1: didn't she, doesn't she say, like, six or seven? Like,
- 21:44Speaker 1: I feel like the next one.
- 21:46Speaker 3: I feel like I've seen her do an interview about
- 21:48Speaker 3: this song, and she said that some of it's about
- 21:50Speaker 3: her own life, and then.
- 21:50Speaker 2: She, like, pulled from other stories.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 21:53Speaker 4: I was like, Jesus.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Don't hate me if I'm wrong. I don't know what
- 21:55Speaker 3: part is hers and what part is not, but I
- 21:58Speaker 3: thought I remember her saying that.
- 22:01Speaker 4: And I like.
- 22:03Speaker 1: You know how I feel about, like, the female empowerment songs, like,
- 22:06Speaker 1: that are always played at, like, every, like, you know,
- 22:10Speaker 1: female event that I go to? Like, Roar or whatever.
- 22:13Speaker 1: But I feel like we... I know it swears, but
- 22:15Speaker 1: I feel like we should play that one, like, the...
- 22:17Speaker 1: I'm a very fucking strong woman. I feel like that
- 22:22Speaker 1: should be in the mix, because it actually doesn't... I
- 22:24Speaker 1: like it. Raw emotional track. Her personal experiences with sexual assault...
- 22:30Speaker 1: This is what, okay, AI though, take it.
- 22:32Speaker 2: With a grain of salt.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Including an incident involving a music producer as well as
- 22:36Speaker 1: experiences at 7, 11, and 17. Which is obviously like
- 22:42Speaker 1: very much to the forefront right now. You know, a
- 22:47Speaker 1: lot of people are sharing their stories because of the
- 22:49Speaker 1: Cornell situation. And it's very, very scary to be a
- 22:54Speaker 1: woman right now, to be completely honest.
- 22:56Speaker 4: And also to hear like what little punishment.
- 22:59Speaker 1: A lot of these, Assault-ers?
- 23:02Speaker 4: Is that a word?
- 23:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:03Speaker 4: People who have committed assault.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Criminals.
- 23:06Speaker 4: Yeah, criminals.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Like, the punishment they got versus, like, for example, the
- 23:11Speaker 1: punishment that a woman would get in certain states for, like,
- 23:13Speaker 1: getting an abortion.
- 23:14Speaker 4: Like, it's just... It's really, really scary.
- 23:17Speaker 1: And it's also really scary to see the way people
- 23:20Speaker 1: are talking about it. So, I don't know.
- 23:25Speaker 4: I just found the song at a good time. And
- 23:27Speaker 4: it's really sad. I don't think... i think it'd be
- 23:30Speaker 4: hard to find a woman who has not.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Had a specific experience with something like that but um
- 23:35Speaker 1: yeah i had never heard that song before and i
- 23:36Speaker 1: think it came up on shuffle but shout out to
- 23:39Speaker 1: ray she's beautiful i we met her at lala she
- 23:41Speaker 1: was wonderful the first time i found her was on
- 23:45Speaker 1: snl she crushed it she has an insane voice i
- 23:48Speaker 1: like her little vintage thing she does i like that.
- 23:50Speaker 2: She loves an orchestra yes yeah i like that.
- 23:52Speaker 1: She um like that she put up a plaque in
- 23:55Speaker 1: her ex's favorite bar, um, just to like bother him,
- 23:59Speaker 1: you know? Um, so yeah, shout out to Ray. That's,
- 24:03Speaker 1: that song is really emotional, but, um, kind of haunting
- 24:06Speaker 1: and beautiful.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Did she put up, uh, this, when her, her last
- 24:11Speaker 3: album came out, she put up a big statue in
- 24:13Speaker 3: front of her old record label, like the day.
- 24:15Speaker 1: She did.
- 24:15Speaker 5: Yeah. Uh huh.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Because she was signed to them and they just like
- 24:18Speaker 3: were fumbling the bag with her. So she finally like
- 24:20Speaker 3: got out of the deal and now she's independent.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Okay.
- 24:23Speaker 3: Um, in so like it was sort of like a
- 24:25Speaker 3: get back like and that was actually her like that
- 24:29Speaker 3: huge song escapism when that came out that was like
- 24:32Speaker 3: right around that time so that's so funny i like that.
- 24:34Speaker 1: She's got the clap back spirit.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah yes she does she leans in.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Shout out to her those are my two musics.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Uh my next i'll do two together that's gonna be
- 24:43Speaker 3: the foods uh my food ones it's two restaurants that
- 24:47Speaker 3: are out by us i've been Going to breakfast.
- 24:49Speaker 2: A lot lately, which I don't normally do that. I
- 24:52Speaker 2: am old.
- 24:54Speaker 3: One is a place out by me in the Southwest
- 24:57Speaker 3: that is called Eggheads. It is my parents' favorite breakfast spot.
- 25:03Speaker 2: And it's more like the bougier sides.
- 25:04Speaker 3: You know how you have like some diners, then you
- 25:06Speaker 3: have like some like bougie brunch breakfast spots?
- 25:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:09Speaker 2: It's more on that end. But they have like a
- 25:11Speaker 2: full juice bar.
- 25:13Speaker 3: They have like they make different like different lattes and
- 25:18Speaker 3: just it's not just like coffee, you know, like they
- 25:20Speaker 3: have different flavored drinks you can get.
- 25:23Speaker 2: They don't have vanilla creamer. So to put in my
- 25:26Speaker 2: hot coffee. So I was like, what am I going
- 25:27Speaker 2: to do?
- 25:28Speaker 3: But the girl was like– the waitress was like, well,
- 25:30Speaker 3: I'll bring you some vanilla syrup.
- 25:32Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, let me try it. And
- 25:33Speaker 2: I did it, and it was delicious.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Okay.
- 25:36Speaker 3: So I'm not sure if that is more or less
- 25:39Speaker 3: healthy than creamer, but I feel like maybe more healthy.
- 25:42Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 25:44Speaker 3: And I had a skillet there, and it was delicious.
- 25:49Speaker 3: And then my second one is– Another restaurant out by me,
- 25:54Speaker 3: it's Bialy's, even though Mike calls it Bailey's, but it's B-I-A-L-Y-S.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Mike doesn't know my name. Yeah, he doesn't know how
- 26:00Speaker 3: to say people's names or the names of anything. And
- 26:05Speaker 3: I love them because they are Latino-owned restaurants. And they
- 26:10Speaker 3: give you chips and salsa with your breakfast, which is everything.
- 26:14Speaker 3: I've never experienced that at like a regular breakfast spot before.
- 26:18Speaker 3: So I have chips and salsa with my skillet and
- 26:21Speaker 3: it is everything. Cause you know, I love Mexican food.
- 26:24Speaker 1: So yeah, I shout out to Carol Redswell who said
- 26:27Speaker 1: this on, um, the real housewives of New York. She
- 26:30Speaker 1: also was married to a Kennedy and like, it's a
- 26:32Speaker 1: whole thing anyways. Um, She made me realize, like, she
- 26:36Speaker 1: said it out loud. Like, she was like, I don't
- 26:38Speaker 1: like brunch. And I don't think I do either. She
- 26:41Speaker 1: was like, I don't need, like, champagne with my eggs. Like,
- 26:44Speaker 1: I like coffee and eggs and whatever. And, like, I don't, like,
- 26:47Speaker 1: I don't like getting hammered at brunch. I don't like
- 26:51Speaker 1: getting drunk off champagne.
- 26:52Speaker 3: I don't really like day drinking, which is weird.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I don't either, and everyone loves it. I don't feel
- 26:57Speaker 1: right when I am, like, distorted during the daytime.
- 27:01Speaker 4: It makes me uncomfortable. Like, We should be doing that.
- 27:04Speaker 2: In the dark.
- 27:04Speaker 3: And I feel like I'm, like, wasting my whole day
- 27:06Speaker 3: because now I'm just drunk and it's still light out.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:08Speaker 2: I'm just, like, running around.
- 27:09Speaker 1: And, like, you just, like, nothing good ever comes from that. No.
- 27:12Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Like, I just, I don't, I don't want to go
- 27:15Speaker 1: to brunch. I don't want to.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:17Speaker 1: I like breakfast.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Like, I would rather go to a diner. I don't
- 27:19Speaker 2: like brunch either. Yeah.
- 27:21Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 27:21Speaker 1: There's just, like, not a drink that I enjoy and
- 27:24Speaker 1: I don't like, I just don't like it.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never said that because as a white woman.
- 27:28Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to get burned at the stake.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just don't like it.
- 27:34Speaker 1: OK, my next one is a dude on Instagram. He's
- 27:38Speaker 1: Wyclef Kwan. I'm assuming a play off of John. And
- 27:44Speaker 1: he posted this video that came on my FYP. and
- 27:48Speaker 1: the video is called Going to a Gay Club as
- 27:51Speaker 1: a Straight Man, and I love it, and it was
- 27:55Speaker 1: in Chicago.
- 27:55Speaker 4: Let me see if I can play some of it.
- 27:57Speaker 5: I recently went to a gay club for the first
- 28:00Speaker 5: time in Chicago with three friends.
- 28:01Speaker 2: For context, I'm a straight man.
- 28:03Speaker 5: What made me realize about homophobia is that.
- 28:06Speaker 2: A lot of straight men are not actually bothered.
- 28:09Speaker 5: By gay men being too loud, too flamboyant.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Too feminine, or even sleeping with men.
- 28:13Speaker 5: What bothers a lot of straight men about gay men
- 28:16Speaker 5: is having to witness.
- 28:17Speaker 2: The.
- 28:18Speaker 5: Freedom that comes with abandoning the performance of heterosexuality, with
- 28:22Speaker 5: abandoning the performance of masculinity, right? Because we spend so
- 28:25Speaker 5: much of our lives performing heterosexuality and masculinity that we
- 28:29Speaker 5: sometimes not only police others and how they move to reassure.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Ourselves, but policing ourselves, right?
- 28:35Speaker 5: And here's the uncomfortable part, because some of the things
- 28:37Speaker 5: we call masculinity aren't making us happy.
- 28:39Speaker 2: They're making us fucking uncomfortable.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Miserable they're making us emotionally unavailable they're making us unable
- 28:44Speaker 5: to be vulnerable with our partners they're making us unable
- 28:47Speaker 5: to have any level of intimacy with our friends right
- 28:50Speaker 5: they're making us unable to express ourselves because deep down
- 28:53Speaker 5: there's a realization of wow i could live like that
- 28:57Speaker 5: i could have been living like that all along right
- 29:00Speaker 5: and i don't think the answer is saying you need
- 29:02Speaker 5: to become less masculine or that we need to abandon
- 29:05Speaker 5: masculinity altogether i just think it's realizing that masculinity does
- 29:08Speaker 5: not have to fit into the prison that we have
- 29:10Speaker 5: made it fit into for so long.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Love it. I thought it was really introspective and like,
- 29:17Speaker 1: I love it. I don't know. I feel like him
- 29:20Speaker 1: and two straight boys going to a gay club.
- 29:22Speaker 4: I loved that, that he wanted.
- 29:24Speaker 1: To do that. And I feel like there are a
- 29:26Speaker 1: lot of things that are quote unquote masculine or rules
- 29:29Speaker 1: that have to be followed that. I mean, that's why
- 29:32Speaker 1: it's called toxic masculinity. I feel like it definitely causes
- 29:35Speaker 1: a lot of issues. And also like, you know, men don't,
- 29:39Speaker 1: Talk to their friends. or men you know they i
- 29:41Speaker 1: think there's a higher suicide rate just because like you
- 29:44Speaker 1: know you're not supposed to feel and you're not supposed
- 29:46Speaker 1: to this and you're not supposed to that and yeah
- 29:48Speaker 1: um it's sad my friend who is an actual legitimate
- 29:52Speaker 1: aura reader um shout out mr mckayla megan she um
- 29:56Speaker 1: she can see colors around people, and there are some more, like, quote-unquote, like,
- 29:59Speaker 1: feminine colors that she'll see in little boys, and then
- 30:02Speaker 1: she'll see it kind of, like, for lack of a
- 30:04Speaker 1: better word, like, beaten out of them when they get older.
- 30:06Speaker 1: And so I think it's really interesting. I mean, I
- 30:10Speaker 1: am traditional. Like, when I'm dating a man, like, I do, like,
- 30:12Speaker 1: certain things. Like, I definitely feel like I want you to, like,
- 30:16Speaker 1: lead or, like, have the plan or, like, protect me, but,
- 30:20Speaker 1: you know, that doesn't come with me not wanting you
- 30:23Speaker 1: to be emotional or....
- 30:27Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Like, I test new straight men. I'm like, would you
- 30:30Speaker 1: go to a gay bar with me? Because, like, if not,
- 30:32Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my face. You know?
- 30:34Speaker 4: And it's like, why would I go there?
- 30:35Speaker 1: It's like, because.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Right, it's fun.
- 30:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
- 30:38Speaker 4: Music is better.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Yeah. And, like, what if I don't want my ass
- 30:41Speaker 1: grabbed for a fucking one time? But.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Do people still even go to the club? Like, regular clubs?
- 30:47Speaker 4: Dude, so I do.
- 30:47Speaker 1: What do.
- 30:49Speaker 2: They play there? If so, what music do they play?
- 30:52Speaker 4: I should text my sister's friend because she's so funny.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Like, she... she's like texting me like because i i
- 30:58Speaker 1: always say that i think club culture died with gen
- 31:01Speaker 1: z and i think it really did i mean like
- 31:02Speaker 1: even like even when we started to like be friends
- 31:05Speaker 1: like working here club culture was still very much a
- 31:08Speaker 1: thing yeah i mean like r.i.p paris i miss it
- 31:10Speaker 1: so much but yeah i mean they're just like not
- 31:12Speaker 1: going to the clubs but she went to prison the
- 31:14Speaker 1: other night and i was just i didn't ask her
- 31:16Speaker 1: what kind of music people there so many people okay like,
- 31:20Speaker 1: and like older men are definitely there.
- 31:22Speaker 4: Like, I'm like, I don't know.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to police you what you should
- 31:25Speaker 1: be doing, but like, I don't know. And I also
- 31:27Speaker 1: don't know if I would like it anymore. Like, I
- 31:30Speaker 1: love a dive bar. Like I love, and I love
- 31:32Speaker 1: good music. Like I'll, I'll wander into a club or whatever,
- 31:35Speaker 1: but I just, I don't know. The whole thing was
- 31:37Speaker 1: kind of wild. It was a time you definitely had
- 31:38Speaker 1: to be there. Um, but I do think it's dying,
- 31:41Speaker 1: but yeah, there are still clubs, but not a lot.
- 31:43Speaker 4: I mean, what are they here?
- 31:44Speaker 1: Tao. And then there's like, sound bar you know if
- 31:48Speaker 1: you really want to get really like hear the same
- 31:51Speaker 1: beat for five hours yeah so I don't know but
- 31:55Speaker 1: I don't think as much as they used to that's
- 31:58Speaker 1: crazy yeah when was the.
- 32:01Speaker 4: Last time we went to a club that one night
- 32:02Speaker 4: I made you go to clubs.
- 32:03Speaker 3: For your birthday I think so I haven't been to
- 32:05Speaker 3: a club since then I don't think I.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Don't yeah I don't know if it hits the same
- 32:11Speaker 1: I don't want to wear heels anymore like I don't.
- 32:16Speaker 4: Anyways go ahead yeah.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Um so i'll do my internet one as well and
- 32:21Speaker 3: it's it's these ai ads okay and i don't know
- 32:26Speaker 3: if they're ai ads they're probably even not fully ai
- 32:30Speaker 3: but do you ever get these on your feed like
- 32:34Speaker 3: these really deep long advertisements that are like stories of
- 32:38Speaker 3: people's lives like i get these I've been getting I
- 32:42Speaker 3: was actually influenced because I bought some rise mushroom coffee
- 32:45Speaker 3: off of one. But I literally was watching this last night.
- 32:49Speaker 3: I watch it like an actual video. But even though
- 32:51Speaker 3: it says ad, I'm still watching it.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And it was this. It's all cartoons. It's not even
- 32:56Speaker 2: real people. It's like this.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Middle-aged, semi-overweight woman comes home a day early from taking
- 33:04Speaker 3: care of her sister who just had knee surgery. She
- 33:07Speaker 3: comes home early, doesn't tell her husband, walks in and
- 33:10Speaker 3: finds him in bed with a younger, littler woman. And
- 33:15Speaker 3: then she's like, I got to rebuild my life. And
- 33:18Speaker 3: I'm sitting here tearing up at a real story. I know,
- 33:24Speaker 3: but I'm watching. I don't even know what the product was.
- 33:26Speaker 3: Like it didn't even get to the product. Like as
- 33:29Speaker 3: soon as it started getting to whatever the supplement or
- 33:31Speaker 3: whatever it was, I swiped.
- 33:33Speaker 2: But the whole story, I was like, I was like
- 33:36Speaker 2: in it with these AI.
- 33:38Speaker 3: And it was like, um, what it's the song was like,
- 33:43Speaker 3: She was telling this story, but it was like when
- 33:46Speaker 3: you take the conversation and make it a song, that's
- 33:49Speaker 3: what it was. What?
- 33:52Speaker 2: I was like, girl, I watch more of these ads
- 33:55Speaker 2: than I watch the video.
- 33:57Speaker 1: You're the problem. I don't like the influencer ads of
- 34:01Speaker 1: someone trying on an outfit and it's AI clearly now. Oh, yeah.
- 34:05Speaker 1: bro like i'm sorry but like i want to see
- 34:08Speaker 1: it on a real body so i can know how
- 34:10Speaker 1: it's gonna fucking fit on me like it's getting out of.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Control this is a real body no it's not yeah
- 34:16Speaker 3: but i was like whoa i was i'm like in
- 34:19Speaker 3: it i'm in these stories i'm like.
- 34:22Speaker 1: What is wrong with me a listener sent me one
- 34:24Speaker 1: i had to break to her that was ai about
- 34:26Speaker 1: this like old man who had to be go to
- 34:28Speaker 1: a nursing home and he was going to have to
- 34:29Speaker 1: give up his dog.
- 34:31Speaker 4: And like they go there and he's sad.
- 34:33Speaker 1: And then they go to the nursing home and they
- 34:35Speaker 1: ask and they end up letting him bring the dog.
- 34:36Speaker 1: And everybody's like rejoicing. And I'm like, you cannot bring,
- 34:40Speaker 1: you cannot bring a dog to that kind of nursing home.
- 34:42Speaker 1: You just like can't. I know. But yeah, you could
- 34:44Speaker 1: tell by like the way the people were talking. I
- 34:46Speaker 1: had to break it to. To one of my girls
- 34:48Speaker 1: in my DMs. And she was like, damn it, you're right.
- 34:51Speaker 1: But it was.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Almost hard to tell. Like, it was almost hard to tell.
- 34:55Speaker 4: And I was in it.
- 34:56Speaker 1: I was sad about him giving up that dog until
- 34:59Speaker 1: I realized, like, wait, this can't happen. This can't happen. So, yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 1: I was on to them. But I don't know.
- 35:06Speaker 4: You're the reason.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that's all I get fed because, obviously,
- 35:10Speaker 3: I'm watching them.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Yeah. And my sister sends me ones that are like
- 35:14Speaker 1: an orange eating like a, you know, I'm like.
- 35:17Speaker 4: Why are we doing this?
- 35:19Speaker 1: And then my mom's in on the joke because every
- 35:21Speaker 1: time I post like, you know, like a video that
- 35:24Speaker 1: my mom asked if it was AI and it's like
- 35:25Speaker 1: a dog riding a bike like into a burning building
- 35:28Speaker 1: to rescue its owner. And then like he puts the
- 35:30Speaker 1: owner on his back and he rides, you know, and
- 35:33Speaker 1: then they're on a motorcycle and then whatever. And my
- 35:35Speaker 1: mom saw it and was cracking up. I was like
- 35:37Speaker 1: obviously shading her, but she's a good sport. And so
- 35:40Speaker 1: now she sends me the videos of like, bro, when
- 35:42Speaker 1: your mom asks you, she's like in on it.
- 35:45Speaker 4: It's very funny. But yeah, it's getting wild out here.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Next up, I just I'm really enjoying this year's fantasy
- 35:55Speaker 1: football season and experience.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Yeah, we we.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this. Like we, we broke
- 36:01Speaker 1: out week one. You were the top of the league.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:05Speaker 4: I just love that.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:06Speaker 4: And yeah.
- 36:07Speaker 1: And now I am, I think I've been third in
- 36:11Speaker 1: the league for two weeks. I knocked out a man
- 36:15Speaker 1: last week who was number one and now he's four.
- 36:20Speaker 1: The so-called champion of last year is in the last
- 36:23Speaker 1: spot behind an AI, Tom Munzer, whoever the hell that is.
- 36:28Speaker 1: And I just love it. I love being in the
- 36:31Speaker 1: top three with the straight men.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that's iconic.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I just love it so much. And it's making me hungry.
- 36:37Speaker 1: It's making me want to get the dub every week. Um, it's, it's,
- 36:43Speaker 1: I'm in it and I need the money. So I
- 36:46Speaker 1: just really enjoy. And I just cannot believe, cause I've,
- 36:49Speaker 1: I've been flopping the last couple of years, but I
- 36:52Speaker 1: really enjoy winning era.
- 36:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:54Speaker 4: And like, I love it.
- 36:55Speaker 1: And I just love that you and I are in
- 36:56Speaker 1: the top five. Like they're silly little games. They're so mad.
- 37:02Speaker 1: And I was told, Oh, I was going down. I
- 37:04Speaker 1: was going to lose.
- 37:05Speaker 4: You make one change.
- 37:06Speaker 5: Like, no, no, no.
- 37:08Speaker 1: I have not, I'm still waiting on my congrats text
- 37:10Speaker 1: because I am owed one. So I just, I'm really
- 37:15Speaker 1: enjoying it. It's really funny. Like, how am I up there?
- 37:18Speaker 1: What am I doing? Cause I don't know football like that.
- 37:21Speaker 1: I mean, I do like, I watch and like get it.
- 37:23Speaker 1: I like the lines somewhat, but like, so are you,
- 37:26Speaker 1: we learned the other day, like we played a game
- 37:28Speaker 1: with you and you knew a lot more than I
- 37:30Speaker 1: thought you, but yeah, I'm not like, I don't know.
- 37:35Speaker 4: I can't like, call plays or.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Like i don't know what yeah so you should i
- 37:40Speaker 1: like i just really enjoy beating this the streets.
- 37:44Speaker 3: It is everything um okay some of my last one
- 37:48Speaker 3: um and it's gonna be one of my favorite podcasts
- 37:52Speaker 3: um i don't know if i've talked about it before
- 37:53Speaker 3: because it's been 50 some weeks but i just i'm
- 37:55Speaker 3: really loving it and i'm all caught up so now
- 37:57Speaker 3: i have to wait every single tuesday for a new
- 37:58Speaker 3: episode to come out and i hate that because i
- 38:01Speaker 3: sort of like when i start something late and i
- 38:02Speaker 3: can like just listen whenever I have time to like
- 38:05Speaker 3: catch up. And now it's like, Oh, now I'm caught up.
- 38:07Speaker 3: So now I need like, I have to wait until
- 38:08Speaker 3: every Tuesday, but it's the viral podcast with Chelsea Lynn
- 38:12Speaker 3: and Paige Jen. Chelsea Lynn is a hilarious comedian. Paige
- 38:15Speaker 3: Jen has done a bunch of like viral videos on,
- 38:20Speaker 3: she started in vine and then she does, and she
- 38:23Speaker 3: did reels.
- 38:24Speaker 2: And then now she does Tik TOK, but she does
- 38:26Speaker 2: like fake falls.
- 38:27Speaker 3: Like she'll like go into restaurants and like fall and
- 38:30Speaker 3: like drop her tray and her food goes everywhere or whatever.
- 38:33Speaker 3: She does powder farts where she farts powder out of
- 38:36Speaker 3: her butt.
- 38:37Speaker 1: You like really annoying people. Like your favorite people are
- 38:41Speaker 1: like disturbing society and disturbing the peace. Is it because
- 38:45Speaker 1: you like secretly wish that you could do that?
- 38:47Speaker 2: I think so.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Like I wish I was like fun. Like, you know, like,
- 38:51Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like crazy, you know?
- 38:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:54Speaker 4: You've never played a, like a prank or a joke.
- 38:56Speaker 3: No, no.
- 38:56Speaker 2: I hate pranks. Like, like watching them happen or being
- 39:00Speaker 2: part of them. I hate it.
- 39:01Speaker 1: But you like watching them happen when somebody.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Else is doing them. Yeah, like in a video. Yeah,
- 39:05Speaker 2: not like in real life.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:07Speaker 2: I've never pranked somebody.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:10Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 39:11Speaker 3: But anyway, so it's a viral podcast. And I love
- 39:14Speaker 3: their podcast. They do like different segments. They do something
- 39:17Speaker 3: similar to what we do, which is love or hate,
- 39:19Speaker 3: where like they do one thing they're loving, one thing
- 39:21Speaker 3: they're hating. They play trivia. They take calls and give advice,
- 39:27Speaker 3: which is really funny. So if you're looking for just
- 39:31Speaker 3: something to put on and binge, and I even will
- 39:33Speaker 3: go back and listen to old episodes sometimes, too.
- 39:35Speaker 2: It's just so funny. But it's called The Viral Podcast.
- 39:40Speaker 4: The Viral Podcast.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Shout out. Okay.
- 39:43Speaker 4: So how many have I done? I did two musics.
- 39:47Speaker 1: That one.
- 39:50Speaker 2: I think you should have one more. Right?
- 39:54Speaker 3: You did fantasy football, two musics, and something else, right?
- 40:00Speaker 2: Or no?
- 40:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I was making the musics one.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 40:06Speaker 4: Okay, I'll do two more. It's your podcast.
- 40:08Speaker 2: You do whatever you want.
- 40:09Speaker 4: It's our podcast, but you wouldn't know it.
- 40:12Speaker 1: You wouldn't know it because you don't like it.
- 40:14Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want.
- 40:15Speaker 4: You don't like it.
- 40:16Speaker 1: I was also thinking maybe we could like film our
- 40:19Speaker 1: crash out oh ourselves but like do you want to
- 40:24Speaker 1: do that.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Yeah i should have brought my my tripod.
- 40:27Speaker 1: I know i don't have mine either but maybe next
- 40:30Speaker 1: week okay or you could prop it somewhere oh yeah
- 40:34Speaker 1: i don't even know okay so um first of all
- 40:37Speaker 1: are you the kind of person that like i don't
- 40:40Speaker 1: know i watched i watched like really fucked up shit
- 40:42Speaker 1: to like take me out of my own fucked up
- 40:44Speaker 1: shit is that weird like murder and like true crime. Like,
- 40:49Speaker 1: does it ever take, does it help you with like
- 40:50Speaker 1: your own like sadness or anxiety?
- 40:53Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:53Speaker 4: That makes me feel better.
- 40:54Speaker 2: It soothes me oddly.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's cause it's taking
- 40:58Speaker 1: me out of my own perspective or what, but have
- 41:01Speaker 1: you seen the worst ex ever on Netflix?
- 41:04Speaker 3: No.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Okay. It's like every episode, it's about like a horrific ex,
- 41:08Speaker 1: like that somebody had to deal with. And it's just like,
- 41:12Speaker 1: each episode is like more messed up than the last.
- 41:15Speaker 4: Um, There's only one.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 41:19Speaker 4: The lesbian one was not.
- 41:21Speaker 1: There was a lesbian. I was going to say there
- 41:22Speaker 1: was only one where it was like a woman doing
- 41:23Speaker 1: the harassing. I'm not surprised, but I feel like it's
- 41:28Speaker 1: like exposure therapy for me. So I'm like putting myself
- 41:32Speaker 1: through it because I've been in some situations that were
- 41:35Speaker 1: really fucked up.
- 41:36Speaker 4: And it's like, I don't know.
- 41:39Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like helping me because I'm like, oh,
- 41:41Speaker 1: I'm not alone or if it's because it's more fucked up.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I like listening like I was like listening to people
- 41:46Speaker 3: that were like yesterday were having like issues in their relationships.
- 41:50Speaker 3: And I'm like, I feel like it makes me feel like, OK,
- 41:53Speaker 3: like I'm not. If you're going through something like dealing
- 41:56Speaker 3: with something, you're not the only person in the world
- 41:58Speaker 3: that's like dealing with something.
- 42:00Speaker 2: You're going through something.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:02Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. I think that there's. But yeah,
- 42:04Speaker 2: the murder. I'm not 100 percent sure.
- 42:05Speaker 3: Maybe it's also like a lot of times it makes
- 42:08Speaker 3: me feel like, OK, well, things could be a lot worse.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 42:11Speaker 2: You know, maybe that's what's going on.
- 42:14Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 42:14Speaker 1: But it's really weird. And it like literally I fall
- 42:18Speaker 1: asleep to it. And then yesterday I was like, I've
- 42:21Speaker 1: consumed a lot this week. Like, should I like I
- 42:23Speaker 1: might need to stop because it's like consuming only like
- 42:27Speaker 1: really fucked up content. And I'm like, I maybe should chill.
- 42:30Speaker 1: And my last one I'll do is just a really
- 42:32Speaker 1: quickie watching you. First of all, Theo James, just that's
- 42:35Speaker 1: that's OK. Yeah.
- 42:36Speaker 4: But watching you discover like I talked about him.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Allegedly, he was the guy who if you guys heard
- 42:44Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers said that when she was about to have
- 42:46Speaker 1: a big moment, he decided to finally speak about his
- 42:48Speaker 1: relationship with Shailene Woodley, even though he had years to
- 42:51Speaker 1: speak out about it. Anyways, that's neither here nor there.
- 42:53Speaker 1: But he said that he proposed to her. And then
- 42:57Speaker 1: a couple days later, she was like, can I just, like,
- 42:59Speaker 1: have sex with this guy before we get married? I just, like,
- 43:01Speaker 1: need to do this. And, I mean, joke's on him
- 43:04Speaker 1: because he, like, stayed with her and got back with her.
- 43:06Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't, you're kind of making yourself
- 43:07Speaker 1: look like a goofy. But allegedly the guy was Theo James.
- 43:11Speaker 4: And he is beautiful.
- 43:12Speaker 1: He is.
- 43:13Speaker 2: I don't know why when you said that I was
- 43:14Speaker 2: thinking Theo Vaughn.
- 43:16Speaker 1: No.
- 43:16Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay.
- 43:23Speaker 1: No. And I hope that you'd be like, sis are
- 43:27Speaker 1: you good sister as the as my psychic baba calls.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Me i was like oh we're giving theo bodies.
- 43:36Speaker 1: Sister no theo james and like next to me you
- 43:40Speaker 1: googled when we were on the air you literally live
- 43:43Speaker 1: googled like what he looked like and your face was
- 43:46Speaker 1: just like a kid in a candy store you were
- 43:48Speaker 1: like and like it was just it was.
- 43:50Speaker 2: Really kind of perfect Literally. Like in every way.
- 43:53Speaker 1: I know.
- 43:54Speaker 4: He was in. Not Theo Vaughn.
- 43:55Speaker 2: Theo James.
- 43:56Speaker 1: No. Theo James is like. I think he was like
- 43:59Speaker 1: in the running to be Vaughn. But he turned it down.
- 44:01Speaker 1: But he was in White Lotus is where I first
- 44:04Speaker 1: saw him.
- 44:04Speaker 2: He gets better looking as he gets older.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Oh.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Every man does.
- 44:08Speaker 2: It's just sick. It's sick.
- 44:12Speaker 1: Sick.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Okay.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Then my crash out. I'm going to try and film it.
- 44:16Speaker 1: And we'll see how it goes. I'm just propping it
- 44:18Speaker 1: up on my computer. Um.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Okay, my crash out this.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Week is the uptick in young gentlemen who are trying
- 44:31Speaker 1: to go out with me. And I don't know.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Wait, are you a cougar? It's starting to feel... No,
- 44:37Speaker 4: I think I'm unk.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Because first of all, there's this whole uptick in like 20, 21, 19...
- 44:42Speaker 1: I'm like, you guys have some weird.
- 44:46Speaker 2: No. Get that young dick!
- 44:49Speaker 3: Okay.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Okay.
- 44:53Speaker 2: They don't even know what to do with it yet.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Girl, they don't have a frontal lobe. It has not formed.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Some of them are younger than my sister. When I
- 45:03Speaker 1: tell them that, they do not care. They're talking about,
- 45:07Speaker 1: let me spoil you.
- 45:08Speaker 4: What are you going to spoil me with?
- 45:11Speaker 1: Hey.
- 45:12Speaker 3: Some of these youngins are out here rich, rich. It
- 45:15Speaker 3: doesn't matter if it's daddy's money.
- 45:16Speaker 1: The last 22-year-old told me, you're thinking too much about it.
- 45:19Speaker 1: You're thinking too much. I don't swing that way. I
- 45:23Speaker 1: swing the other way in a very strong direction. I
- 45:25Speaker 1: have never gone younger. I've gone younger one time.
- 45:29Speaker 5: So, no.
- 45:32Speaker 1: I don't.
- 45:33Speaker 4: It feels wrong.
- 45:34Speaker 1: It feels very wrong. Like, the difference of you being
- 45:38Speaker 1: in your 20s and in your 30s is huge. And
- 45:41Speaker 1: I try to explain that to them, and they don't know. But, yeah,
- 45:44Speaker 1: one guy said to me, you look like you could
- 45:46Speaker 1: use some fun in your life or some young fun
- 45:49Speaker 1: or something. And I said, oh, my God. Like, you
- 45:53Speaker 1: have some sort of Stifler's mom fantasy. And I said,
- 45:58Speaker 1: dear God, do you even know what American Pie is?
- 46:00Speaker 1: And he said, no, and I don't know what that means.
- 46:02Speaker 1: And I said.
- 46:04Speaker 4: You're too young for me, bro.
- 46:05Speaker 2: Stop.
- 46:06Speaker 3: You should try it. A young buck. Give a young
- 46:10Speaker 3: buck the chance. No.
- 46:13Speaker 2: You never know.
- 46:14Speaker 4: I've dated older men who still don't know what's going on.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Because, baby, that's early onset.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Okay? I don't know if I can air this because
- 46:24Speaker 1: you said get that D. But, um.
- 46:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 46:30Speaker 1: You may be seeing that on social media. I have
- 46:31Speaker 1: to probably edit out and get that deep. I don't
- 46:35Speaker 1: think we should be posting get that dick, should we?
- 46:37Speaker 1: I don't know. Why not?
- 46:39Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 46:40Speaker 2: Why are you a prude all of a sudden? We
- 46:42Speaker 2: can't say dick? This is our podcast. It's about dicks.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Is it? Is it? No, we can say it on
- 46:51Speaker 1: the podcast, but I'm just bashful to put a video
- 46:54Speaker 1: of me up and you're saying get that dick.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Well, you're not saying it. And I videoed it myself
- 46:59Speaker 2: so you could cut to me.
- 47:03Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't know if I'm going to post that.
- 47:05Speaker 1: But I don't know what they're thinking. And it's really weird.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I think they have some sick mommy fantasy or something.
- 47:12Speaker 1: And it feels wrong. How young would you go? You
- 47:16Speaker 1: don't go that way either.
- 47:16Speaker 4: So I don't know why you're telling me to go
- 47:18Speaker 4: that way.
- 47:18Speaker 2: But, like, honestly, I would maybe try at this point
- 47:20Speaker 2: in my life. Because.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Men, like, don't. know how to fuck at that age
- 47:28Speaker 1: first and foremost because some of them still don't.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Yeah no i'm aware i'm aware but a part of
- 47:37Speaker 3: me like if i if i ever were to be
- 47:40Speaker 3: single again which i am not but if i were
- 47:42Speaker 3: ever to be single again i would almost want to
- 47:45Speaker 3: go the complete opposite and just like Nope.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Try that.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Do something.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Don't do that.
- 47:51Speaker 2: That is just, I just want to have fun.
- 47:54Speaker 3: I feel like I got into, and I'm talking about
- 47:56Speaker 3: my situation, obviously different than everyone else's, but I feel
- 47:59Speaker 3: like I got into my situation so young and I
- 48:02Speaker 3: was like so ready to just settle down and be
- 48:04Speaker 3: serious and like live a suburban mom, wife lifestyle.
- 48:09Speaker 2: That I was, cause that's all I wanted.
- 48:11Speaker 3: And I was, but I, I just want to do
- 48:14Speaker 3: something that's like casual and, Fun and, like, not serious and, like.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Those hurt the most when they end.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Situationships hurt the most, like, way more than a relationship.
- 48:26Speaker 4: Because you don't know, like, what could have been.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Right.
- 48:29Speaker 3: And I think, I would guess you probably never really
- 48:31Speaker 3: know what you are at that point. Because I feel
- 48:33Speaker 3: like everyone is, there's probably an attraction, but you never
- 48:36Speaker 3: really know what page you're on. Like, you're probably in
- 48:38Speaker 3: the same chapter, but you're on different.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Pages constantly flip-flopping and it's so.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Hot and it's so fun like let me tell you
- 48:46Speaker 1: but it it hurt and you get hurt like me
- 48:48Speaker 1: baby so it hurts yeah and i think somewhat like
- 48:51Speaker 1: a lot of people agree about that like because i
- 48:53Speaker 1: think the relationship you play it all out at least
- 48:55Speaker 1: you know like what it was like when you're in
- 48:57Speaker 1: a relationship and what it would look like and everything
- 48:59Speaker 1: but yeah no i'm like like the next guy that
- 49:02Speaker 1: i like settle down with like hopefully like is my
- 49:06Speaker 1: person because I've been through enough like I fucking deserve
- 49:10Speaker 1: it yeah but I I never like dated like I've
- 49:14Speaker 1: been a long time I was in a five year
- 49:16Speaker 1: and then a seven year and then like I you
- 49:18Speaker 1: know I just I feel you I've never yeah well
- 49:22Speaker 1: I've like been on dates but like until this year
- 49:23Speaker 1: I've never been on a date maybe once I've never
- 49:26Speaker 1: been on a date with like someone I had never
- 49:27Speaker 1: met before it's like terrifying for me so I'm trying
- 49:30Speaker 1: to like do it for like the experience so that
- 49:33Speaker 1: like god willing when i settle down i'll like feel
- 49:37Speaker 1: like i mean because i've got i lived a lot
- 49:39Speaker 1: of life like i don't feel any regrets about like
- 49:42Speaker 1: being wild or like all the like i really feel
- 49:44Speaker 1: good about that all the things i've done but i
- 49:47Speaker 1: never really like dated around or had like a sex
- 49:49Speaker 1: in the city era and so i'm like do i
- 49:52Speaker 1: just like say yes to people i'm not like attracted
- 49:54Speaker 1: to and do weird shit and just like see what
- 49:56Speaker 1: the fuck happens but well.
- 49:57Speaker 3: I think you should be attracted to them i think
- 50:00Speaker 3: you'll be attracted to someone like looks wise that's younger
- 50:04Speaker 3: And I think— Oh, we're.
- 50:06Speaker 4: Going back to the younger.
- 50:07Speaker 1: Yeah. But don't you think, like, I don't—don't you think
- 50:11Speaker 1: people would say, like, give it a shot first if, like,
- 50:13Speaker 1: even if you're not, like, they're not your type? But, like,
- 50:16Speaker 1: or no?
- 50:17Speaker 3: I do think that there— I personally feel like there has
- 50:21Speaker 3: to be an initial at least physical attraction.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Same, but is that wrong?
- 50:26Speaker 2: I don't think it's wrong.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Okay.
- 50:29Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 50:29Speaker 1: Because you hear these stories of.
- 50:30Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
- 50:31Speaker 3: There's got to be something. You might not think, oh,
- 50:33Speaker 3: my God, that's the hottest guy I've ever seen in
- 50:34Speaker 3: my life.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Yeah, money.
- 50:35Speaker 2: No, I'm talking physically.
- 50:38Speaker 1: CEO.
- 50:38Speaker 3: I sound very, like, probably, like, I don't know, superficial. But, like,
- 50:44Speaker 3: there's got to be something. It could be their eyes.
- 50:46Speaker 3: It could be something.
- 50:48Speaker 2: So I can't go out with a guy who.
- 50:50Speaker 4: I don't think is hot via photo.
- 50:55Speaker 2: I feel like there has to be some level of attractiveness.
- 50:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like, yeah, that's true.
- 51:01Speaker 5: Something.
- 51:02Speaker 3: It doesn't, again, you don't have to be like, oh
- 51:03Speaker 3: my God, that's the hottest person I've ever seen.
- 51:06Speaker 2: Yeah. You know?
- 51:08Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
- 51:09Speaker 4: I got invited to go look at some art.
- 51:12Speaker 2: By a man?
- 51:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Oh, okay. A younger man?
- 51:15Speaker 1: No. Oh.
- 51:17Speaker 4: No, a younger man would not invite me to go.
- 51:18Speaker 2: Look at art. You have a young buck, a chance.
- 51:21Speaker 1: If my family, like if my sister heard that I
- 51:24Speaker 1: was going on a date with a 22 year old,
- 51:26Speaker 1: like the way that I look at her and her
- 51:27Speaker 1: friends are like children.
- 51:29Speaker 2: Yes.
- 51:31Speaker 1: They're like children. They're like my children. What the fuck
- 51:36Speaker 1: are you going to spoil me with?
- 51:38Speaker 2: Some of these youngins are rich.
- 51:40Speaker 3: Oh, how? It's either daddy's money or they're like a
- 51:46Speaker 3: finance bro. Like on Wall Street.
- 51:50Speaker 1: You cannot be rich even if you are a finance
- 51:53Speaker 1: bro on Wall Street at 22.
- 51:57Speaker 2: Maybe they're an influencer.
- 51:58Speaker 4: They're not.
- 52:01Speaker 1: You're thinking too much, they're telling me. You're thinking too much. No,
- 52:03Speaker 1: I'm not.
- 52:04Speaker 2: You're thinking too much. Just get that and keep it moving.
- 52:08Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to that.
- 52:09Speaker 4: I feel like it's a child.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 52:15Speaker 4: Anyways, what's your crush?
- 52:21Speaker 2: I'm going to keep mine generic.
- 52:23Speaker 4: How young would you go? You didn't answer.
- 52:24Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I would go 21.
- 52:26Speaker 3: You?
- 52:26Speaker 1: Yeah. What are you, 37? 37.
- 52:28Speaker 4: You, a 37-year-old man, would hook up with a 21-year-old.
- 52:30Speaker 1: Yes. And you wouldn't feel like that was a child.
- 52:33Speaker 1: His frontal lobe isn't formed until 25. Okay.
- 52:45Speaker 2: I would.
- 52:46Speaker 3: I would.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I would.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Okay, I believe you.
- 52:49Speaker 1: I would.
- 52:49Speaker 4: I believe you.
- 52:51Speaker 2: But it's got, I have a type two, right? So, like.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Yeah, what is your type?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Tiny. No, I'm just kidding.
- 52:57Speaker 5: I love you.
- 52:58Speaker 3: But I don't like the tiny, like, feminine ones, you know?
- 53:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:01Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to twink, you know?
- 53:04Speaker 1: So, like.
- 53:04Speaker 3: But if it was, like, a masculine 21-year-old that, like,
- 53:07Speaker 3: works in an office across the street, like, yeah, I'd
- 53:11Speaker 3: do it.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
- 53:14Speaker 4: Looking at you a little differently. I thought you were
- 53:16Speaker 4: in the old man.
- 53:19Speaker 2: I am a girl.
- 53:20Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I know.
- 53:21Speaker 4: I really do feeling like sometimes.
- 53:23Speaker 3: So I'm kind of like, shit, if I get another
- 53:25Speaker 3: chance to do it, I'm going complete 180.
- 53:29Speaker 4: Okay. I don't.
- 53:31Speaker 1: All right.
- 53:34Speaker 2: Let me get hurt again. I don't know. Let me
- 53:35Speaker 2: feel something.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Okay. We're on.
- 53:39Speaker 3: So I'll keep this very generic I won't go into
- 53:41Speaker 3: what caused this but I'm gonna my crash out is
- 53:44Speaker 3: going to be a PSA that whether it's at your
- 53:48Speaker 3: home or whether it's at the workplace or whether it's
- 53:51Speaker 3: anywhere else we are all equal okay you're big on
- 53:55Speaker 3: this I am big on this I am big on
- 53:59Speaker 3: mutual respect for people well that.
- 54:02Speaker 1: I'm big on too I don't think we're all equal
- 54:04Speaker 1: in the workplace but keep keep on going I When
- 54:07Speaker 1: it comes.
- 54:08Speaker 3: To certain tasks, if we are all trying to accomplish
- 54:11Speaker 3: a singular goal, you are no different or better than I.
- 54:17Speaker 2: I am no different or better than you.
- 54:20Speaker 3: You are better than me. If we need to throw
- 54:25Speaker 3: something away, we can all do that. We are all
- 54:30Speaker 3: capable of doing that, okay?
- 54:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:34Speaker 3: I do not need to tell you to do something
- 54:36Speaker 3: that is a very simple test that I could do myself.
- 54:38Speaker 2: Okay?
- 54:39Speaker 3: Just because I have a certain title and you have
- 54:41Speaker 3: a different title. That is all I will say on
- 54:44Speaker 3: that topic.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Okay? Respect each other. Respect each other at home.
- 54:50Speaker 4: Noodle your pets and spay them.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Wait, what?
- 54:54Speaker 1: Who is that who used to say spay and noodle
- 54:56Speaker 1: your pets? Doesn't he say respect each other?
- 54:59Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 55:00Speaker 1: He says something about love each other.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Eat your pet spade and neutered.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:02Speaker 4: It just sounded like he was closing off.
- 55:04Speaker 1: But anyways.
- 55:05Speaker 3: Just respect each other. Just have respect for people. I
- 55:08Speaker 3: feel like on a broader spectrum, we have just lost
- 55:11Speaker 3: respect for each other.
- 55:12Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Do you feel respected
- 55:16Speaker 1: in your life?
- 55:16Speaker 4: Because I don't feel respected anywhere.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Um....
- 55:22Speaker 2: Not really, no. I don't feel respected at home.
- 55:26Speaker 1: I don't feel respected nowhere.
- 55:27Speaker 2: I don't feel respected really here.
- 55:30Speaker 1: But with the police department, I don't feel... That's what
- 55:33Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 55:34Speaker 3: People have just lost the fact that where do we get...
- 55:38Speaker 3: We lost the plot of I am me as a
- 55:44Speaker 3: human and the only one that matters.
- 55:48Speaker 2: That is the current.
- 55:50Speaker 4: Oh, everyone.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:51Speaker 3: In this world. I truly think that covid like broke everyone. Like,
- 55:59Speaker 3: I don't know if it was because we didn't have
- 56:01Speaker 3: interaction with other humans for for a while because everyone
- 56:04Speaker 3: was in their house and we just like forgot. And
- 56:07Speaker 3: so all you had was yourself and.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Like and you just all the toilet paper you're buying.
- 56:11Speaker 5: Right.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Like you just think that you're the only thing that
- 56:14Speaker 3: matters or you're the most important person. I don't think
- 56:17Speaker 3: that I deserve anything. Like, I will go last if
- 56:22Speaker 3: there are five people walking into a door. I let
- 56:24Speaker 3: everyone go first because what the fuck is the rush?
- 56:28Speaker 2: Where are we going? Like, why is everyone in a hurry?
- 56:31Speaker 1: Like, why?
- 56:32Speaker 2: Why do you need to be the first car in
- 56:34Speaker 2: the parking lot? Why? Why? Why?
- 56:37Speaker 4: Are you filming this? Because this is good.
- 56:38Speaker 2: I am. Okay.
- 56:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 56:41Speaker 1: You don't have to put the first part in if
- 56:42Speaker 1: you don't want to, but I love that. No, I
- 56:44Speaker 1: completely agree with you. I, um... I think I can
- 56:47Speaker 1: be like the opposite of selfish a little too far
- 56:50Speaker 1: sometimes to where it's like, I have like knives in
- 56:53Speaker 1: my back, but I'm like, how can I help you?
- 56:55Speaker 3: But I'd rather be like that every day of my
- 56:58Speaker 3: fucking life than sit here and think that I deserve
- 57:01Speaker 3: something over someone else. Or I, Oh, I wouldn't do that.
- 57:06Speaker 3: That is too dirty. Or that, that is too degrading
- 57:10Speaker 3: for me to do. Like I, as a, as a
- 57:12Speaker 3: manager at work, I would never ask one of my,
- 57:16Speaker 3: employees some to do something that I wouldn't do myself.
- 57:20Speaker 3: And that goes for everything in, in, in life. Like
- 57:26Speaker 3: everything that I have my quote unquote employees do I've done.
- 57:30Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, and I would do it today if I
- 57:34Speaker 2: had to.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:34Speaker 3: Like, and I feel, I hate, I've been saying this
- 57:38Speaker 3: for years. Like there's so many people that get certain
- 57:42Speaker 3: titles or levels in life or their careers that, And
- 57:46Speaker 3: they then start thinking that they are better than others.
- 57:48Speaker 2: And to me, that is poor management.
- 57:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Selfishness is my biggest, like, trigger out of anyone. Like,
- 57:55Speaker 1: I've had difficulties with friendships because of it. I just–
- 57:58Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand why we can't all
- 58:02Speaker 1: just work together. I am going to get punched because
- 58:04Speaker 1: I started saying stuff because, like, someone's, like, you know,
- 58:07Speaker 1: cutting me off on the street or what. It's just like,
- 58:09Speaker 1: oh– Ouch, you bumped it. You know what I mean? Or, like,
- 58:12Speaker 1: on the airplane or something. It's just, it's very weird.
- 58:15Speaker 1: It's disgusting behavior.
- 58:17Speaker 4: And, yeah, no, I agree. It's really bad.
- 58:18Speaker 1: It's running rampant.
- 58:19Speaker 3: Like, it really is. Like, what happened? Like, it didn't
- 58:24Speaker 3: used to be like this. And now I feel like
- 58:26Speaker 3: Grandpa being like, it wasn't like that in the old days. But, like,
- 58:30Speaker 3: I honestly feel like 2020 was such a shift for people.
- 58:33Speaker 3: And everyone came out of COVID different people.
- 58:37Speaker 2: And, like, no one changed. gives a fuck anymore.
- 58:40Speaker 1: What do i always say it starts at the top
- 58:42Speaker 1: where is the top in any situation that's also very
- 58:45Speaker 1: true where is the top right where's the top in
- 58:47Speaker 1: this country where's the top in any situation yeah it starts.
- 58:51Speaker 2: With the top so that's great
- 58:55Speaker 1: Thank you and so did you thank you i will
- 58:57Speaker 1: see you later and i will post a picture of
- 58:59Speaker 1: you and your blazer okay for the tops goodbye