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Phone Tap PODCAST: Porta Potty Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into your brand new phone tap. And today
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  Speaker 1: we call a company who rents out porta potties to
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  Speaker 1: different venues for big events. Okay, and the guy who
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  Speaker 1: answers has no idea that he's been set up good.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of his co workers have spent weeks trying
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  Speaker 1: to get us to prank him, giving you us so
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  Speaker 1: many different suggestions about what could possibly go wrong at
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  Speaker 1: a mobile toilet storage facility. No, no, but we finally
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  Speaker 1: figured out something that worked, and our own Jose Belanius
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  Speaker 1: was the first to raise his hand and say, let
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  Speaker 1: me do it. Yeah, it's a brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now as on the twenties, tell me I'm moving night.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. Portable toilet's not going to help you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god you answered Hello. Who's someone there?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? My name's Tyler. Thank you for answering.
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  Speaker 1: I need help. What is going on? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where I am. I don't think you called the right number, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is this is the port of body place, right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What what is going on? I just woke up inside
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  Speaker 1: of your porter body and I can't get out. Calm
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  Speaker 1: calm down, Calm down? Tell me what? How did you
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  Speaker 1: get there? To tell me? One? Thing that's going on? Is? Okay? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I must have passed out and here last night because
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  Speaker 1: I was at the Sloppy Summer Festival. Were you drunk?
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was drunk. I mean I think I
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  Speaker 1: hated with your bad shrooms and something. I was just
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  Speaker 1: bumping it all in my mouth. Oh my god. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: You've got to calm down. Man. I'm not even sure
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  Speaker 1: there's any gun you to help you? What? What are
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  Speaker 1: you asking for? What can I do? I need your help?
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  Speaker 1: I'm locked in here. I think you guys like picked
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  Speaker 1: up the border potty while I passed out and brought
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  Speaker 1: it to a warehouse or something. It's all dark. What
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  Speaker 1: smelly well gets the border potty? Dude? What do you
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  Speaker 1: want me to do? You're stuck or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking there's a crack in the door, and
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  Speaker 1: I tried to wedge myself out of it, and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm board stuck. I think I do that. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a crack in the door, and you said,
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  Speaker 1: what did you trying to do? I found a crack
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  Speaker 1: and then I covered myself and hand sanitizer and I
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  Speaker 1: tried to slide through it a word. So now I'm
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  Speaker 1: just slippery's slimiest smellies skin. Oh my god. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's the drugs or you're drunk, but I
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  Speaker 1: can't help you. Miss you stopped freaking the gout. Man.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm starting to see stuff, but there's it's
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  Speaker 1: getting really creepy. Man, there's a lot of cody. What
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  Speaker 1: are you seeing? I'm gonna tell them something I'm seeing
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  Speaker 1: like animals. Animals, they're not cute either. It's not cute
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  Speaker 1: Ngila and a and a wolverine. Man, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what the wolverine looks like. All right, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: we've got several drop up locations. I'm gonna try and
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  Speaker 1: find where you're at. Okay, okay, good, oh, but please
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  Speaker 1: real quick if you do find me and I don't
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  Speaker 1: make it like, you're gonna be fine. Just don't tell
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  Speaker 1: my parents. Don't tell my parents. I told him I
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  Speaker 1: was going to a church retreat in this toilet that
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  Speaker 1: have them find out, I'll crawl in and drought myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it. Man. We don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: any of that's not gonna happen. You're gonna be okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you gotta help me out, man, Okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find where you're at. Oh, oh my god, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I just had an idea how you can find me?
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  Speaker 1: How can I find you? I have my way pen
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  Speaker 1: with me bro so I can blow some super fat
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  Speaker 1: clouds out of the top, like smoke, sick and all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff. It's just a joke or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're not giving me any team making help. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to help you. Man, I'm freaking out. Just give up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna die here. You gotta stop crying. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: pull yourself together. I can barely understand you between the sobbing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm nuts. Hold on, It's like, what
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  Speaker 1: was this great plastic thing I just saw. It's like
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  Speaker 1: on the side of the door by the crack. What
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  Speaker 1: is it like a triangle or it's a handle? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is a handle. You not tried the handle? No, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? Fourteen hours? I think I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to touch it. Is it safe? Yeah? I think it's
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  Speaker 1: the handle of the door. You did, God, trying to
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  Speaker 1: damn handle, trying to handle? Hold on, I'm gonna try.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Hold on a second. I'm free. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, it's lying. I'm free. Thank you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you save my life. This is the weirdest thing that's
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  Speaker 1: ever happened to me. Dude, what's going So you're out,
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  Speaker 1: You're free, You're good. Oh yeah, I'm totally fine. Man.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? What are you talking to? Normal? Now? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My job's done. This was a prank phone call, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm wait what, dude, you gotta be kidding me? Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? I'm so sorry. I'm gonna dude, is actually
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  Speaker 1: jose from the radio show Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. So wait, are
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  Speaker 1: you for real? It's a prank call. Don't be mad
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  Speaker 1: at me, be mad at your coworker, Harold Man. He said, lately,
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  Speaker 1: Harold did this Harold. Yeah, not me. Man, do you
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  Speaker 1: have to be freaking out? Man? I'm like, who is
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  Speaker 1: this crazy guy? Like he's all drunken on drugs and
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  Speaker 1: he's calling me to try and get him out. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I still am drunken on drugs. I'm offended by that.
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  Speaker 1: And now you got me wiching. I was drunken on
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  Speaker 1: drugs after handling that stuff. Oh my god, wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone at weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Holy on Moving ninety two point five,