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Phone Tap PODCAST: Halloween Candy Violation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred duy away. We'll go to one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? Another juns on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties? Me, I'm moving nine point five. Hello, this
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  Speaker 1: is Bill. Hey Bill, how are you? My name is
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  Speaker 1: Casey right back. I'm calling from corporate HR. I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: Casey right back. I don't think I know you. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: we've never met before. I'm over in the corporate offices. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what do you need? Well, I need to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you for a second, um, because I need to let
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  Speaker 1: you know that we're going to be docking your next
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  Speaker 1: paycheck two hundred dollars you go to what we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be taking? What would you do that? Well? I think
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  Speaker 1: you know why we'd be doing that. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you were doing that. That's why I ask you,
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  Speaker 1: why are you going to take We're taking it. We're
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  Speaker 1: taking the two hundred dollars out of your next page
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  Speaker 1: check because of you eating way too much Halloween candy
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  Speaker 1: in the breakroom. What the hell? I don't believe this?
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  Speaker 1: This is what is this? A joke. Well, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: believe it either, and that's why we had a camera installed. Good,
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  Speaker 1: can't wait in the break room looking at me. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's a camera in the breakroom, and we have video
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  Speaker 1: of you going to town on all the candy dishes
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  Speaker 1: and you fill me eating candy in the breakroom. Actually
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  Speaker 1: we can, and we did, and we found that you've
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  Speaker 1: eaten so much candy that we need to be reimbursed.
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  Speaker 1: This is not going to happen. You are not going
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  Speaker 1: to do this. But you do understand that. Well I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you from Adam. You tell me you're going
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  Speaker 1: to take two hundred dollars out of my check. But
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  Speaker 1: with the amount of candy that you eat, what I
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  Speaker 1: can take as much candy as I want, whatever kind
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  Speaker 1: of amount that is. I can damn piece of candy
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  Speaker 1: that I feel like. You're correct, you can if you
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  Speaker 1: reimburse the company me. I want to wait. You're not
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  Speaker 1: You're not listening to me. I am not going to
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  Speaker 1: pay you for something that you say I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: pay you for when I didn't know I was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to pay you. You've had a lot of candy, just
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so so I eat a lot of candy.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a sweet tooth. Yes you do, big deal, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I like I'm a drunk. I'm sorry, sir. Did you
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  Speaker 1: just admit to drinking on the job as well, because
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  Speaker 1: then we're gonna have a whole different issue. No, no, no no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no, I did not. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure I heard you say yes, I like to eat candy,
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  Speaker 1: and you swore at me, and then you said and
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  Speaker 1: I'm also really drunk. I am not drunk, and I
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  Speaker 1: did not eat your freaking candy the way that you're
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  Speaker 1: yelling at me right now, sir, that would leave me
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  Speaker 1: to think that maybe you've had a few snips from
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  Speaker 1: the bottle. Maybe I'm mad at you. Mad at you? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you'd be mad at me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the one that I held the candy. You're the
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  Speaker 1: one who said you're going to take two hunderd dollars
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  Speaker 1: out of my paycheck because I did not. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: for you, sir, to get you help. The first step
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  Speaker 1: to recovery is I don't need help. The only help
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  Speaker 1: I need is for you to go away and stop
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  Speaker 1: following me. How long has it been since you had
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  Speaker 1: your last hit. I'm not talking to you anymore, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: you're an alcoholic. You just need to admit it to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you need to do to start the road
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  Speaker 1: to recovery. I talk to you anymore. Road to recovery
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. Now. The road to recovery runs through
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  Speaker 1: this conversation right now. Let me help you. Let me
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  Speaker 1: give me your supervisor wiped up? Now? What if I
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  Speaker 1: get your co worker Susanne? What if I get her?
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  Speaker 1: Will you talk to her? Susanne? What if I does
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  Speaker 1: Shusanne have to do with this? Well? Because Susanne wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to call you, what's nationale? I don't believe you
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  Speaker 1: know Susanne wanted me to call you, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning on
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  Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five, doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: She says that she's been giving you crap about eating
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  Speaker 1: all the office candy. She's wanting to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: You are kidding me. Oh my god, you almost give
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  Speaker 1: me a heart attack. I bet she's right outside the
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  Speaker 1: min fuck. So then you better tap. Then revenge is
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  Speaker 1: a bit weak up. Every morning with Jubal phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, on ninety two point five